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Vicky ki Kotahi say Goga ki Shadi Hogai Late, Marhoom ko Bhi Karna Parh gaya 25 Saal ka Wait
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00:00 "Be careful, be careful."
00:03 Welcome back, viewers. Yes, sir.
00:04 Mr. Haroon, I can see that people are not being careful these days.
00:07 Look at us. We are going to confuse everyone's dressing.
00:10 Whether it's hot or cold.
00:12 Be careful. It can still be cold.
00:14 Okay, so who has worn hot clothes in our team?
00:17 Mr. Haroon. - Yes.
00:19 These are not hot clothes. - Mr. Bhaskar, these are 'Kole Paye'.
00:22 Hey, shut up. Hot clothes in winters.
00:26 Where is this Vicky Karaiyala?
00:29 Enough.
00:30 I am the main naughty one.
00:33 Let me talk.
00:34 Who are you?
00:37 I got married 25 years ago.
00:39 I had given my lioness to a cruel butcher to cut the meat.
00:44 But he didn't have a knife.
00:45 The one I found a lioness for..
00:47 ..he didn't have a knife.
00:51 Oh.
00:52 I was uncle's servant.
00:54 The groom in front of you is a hot-blooded man.
00:59 What happened next?
01:01 What happened next?
01:02 It's been 25 years since I found that cruel man.
01:05 One day I brought a smart program.
01:10 I saw a picture of that cruel man.
01:13 And I reached here.
01:18 I think you have been with the lioness for 25 years.
01:22 Yes.
01:23 It's really a matter of thinking.
01:25 You never took off your lioness.
01:28 Once I lose my mind..
01:31 ..I don't take bath.
01:34 And you?
01:35 Once he loses his mind, I don't take bath.
01:39 I have lost my mind.
01:43 You are a cruel man.
01:45 Don't be fooled.
01:48 Be clean.
01:50 Uncle is a bad man.
01:52 He will spit on you.
01:55 Nephew, don't interfere in this enmity.
01:58 Leave me alone.
02:00 Go away.
02:02 Okay.
02:03 25 years ago, he was a tailor.
02:06 But..
02:07 Why are you getting angry?
02:10 He didn't do the work.
02:11 Who is the tailor?
02:12 What was the name of that tailor?
02:14 Vicky tailor.
02:17 Vicky tailor.
02:19 You used to do the work of a tailor.
02:21 I don't do it, but I haven't done this work.
02:24 There is no iron on it.
02:25 You are a cruel man.
02:27 Who is it?
02:27 I am 25 years old.
02:30 You are in this fire.
02:32 Yes.
02:33 There is no iron on his shirt.
02:36 But there is iron on his shirt.
02:38 Don't talk about the shirt.
02:41 Tell me, is there any petrol in the iron?
02:44 Oh God!
02:46 I will hit you.
02:48 I will hit you.
02:50 It's been 25 years.
02:51 I haven't bathed for two months.
02:52 I should have hit you.
02:53 You can take action.
02:58 But you should have married in a shirt.
03:00 But I don't understand.
03:02 Is it a problem of bathing or iron?
03:04 Sister, what are you saying?
03:07 This problem is of iron.
03:10 He has come because he has taken money.
03:13 He hasn't ironed.
03:14 His clothes are plain.
03:15 Vicky, how much did you take for ironing?
03:17 Sir, the size..
03:19 ..is of 25.
03:22 You took 25,000.
03:24 Yes.
03:24 Did you iron it?
03:25 He said that the goat ate the necklace and ironed it.
03:30 Yes.
03:31 Mr. Haroon, I am the one..
03:33 Who?
03:33 ..who got a necklace worth thousands of rupees.
03:36 Okay.
03:37 I have been living with that necklace for 25 years.
03:41 Mr. Haroon, the injustice that I have faced..
03:44 What happened?
03:45 When I was 25 years old..
03:47 ..I had a fit of Amitabh but now I have a fit of Katrina.
03:50 Look at him. He looks happy.
03:56 I think you should get yourself cut and also the necklace.
04:01 The condition of his necklace is the same as his hair.
04:05 Sister, you are right.
04:07 I have given the last note to the rickshaw driver.
04:11 Oh.
04:12 The money that he must have brought..
04:14 ..there must be no space left.
04:16 It seems that no one has cut their hair so much in 25 years.
04:21 He looks like a superman from a poor country.
04:25 I will tell you something.
04:27 Recently a friend of mine got married.
04:29 I got his necklace stitched by Vicky.
04:32 It had a proper scarf and it was written..
04:34 ..Dress by Vicky.
04:36 But he is not lying.
04:38 He was a rich man.
04:39 He didn't even look at it.
04:40 Vicky, I thought you were an honest man.
04:43 Vicky, you took Rs. 25,000 from him 25 years ago.
04:46 But he was a very good cook.
04:48 Is it?
04:49 Trust me. My sample was very famous.
04:51 He is a poor cook.
04:54 Gulhan, you have ruined your life by crying.
04:58 You have not gone to your daughter's house for 25 years.
05:01 Once I lose my mind, I don't care about anyone.
05:06 He has not made his life.
05:08 Once he loses his mind, I don't care about anyone.
05:12 He had married another girl.
05:13 He is not a good man.
05:14 Sir, I want to get married.
05:19 What marriage?
05:19 I will give you an advice.
05:21 The cloth you are wearing..
05:24 ..is not a shirt.
05:26 You will get a good price.
05:29 Sir, I will get a good price.
05:31 My enmity should be fulfilled.
05:34 I am wearing this cloth because..
05:36 ..I will get a good price for it.
05:39 Oh God!
05:40 I will tie his legs with this cloth..
05:43 ..and I will kill you.
05:46 Sir, you have been wearing a dress for 25 years.
05:49 He will die if you leave him.
05:51 Sir, let me tell you something.
05:54 You know that I am a bad man.
05:57 Yes.
05:58 But you don't know that.
05:59 Why do you do this before saying anything?
06:03 Because I am a bad man.
06:04 The cloth looks like it is from a wedding.
06:11 Sir, I didn't get married on the first day.
06:13 Yes.
06:14 My relatives and friends made fun of me.
06:17 Yes.
06:18 I became a bad man because of that.
06:21 Okay.
06:21 The people of the wedding kept making fun of your wedding.
06:24 No.
06:25 Then?
06:25 They were making fun of my face.
06:26 So, it was not a joke.
06:29 Close your eyes.
06:31 Life is about to start.
06:35 Close your eyes.
06:35 I think he is planning to take a bath.
06:39 Don't talk to me.
06:41 I have been doing this for 25 years.
06:43 Enough, uncle.
06:45 Don't kill anyone.
06:47 Mr. Roohan, please stop him.
06:49 Let him talk.
06:50 You are a strange man.
06:52 I thought you were a great man.
06:53 What do you mean?
06:55 You didn't do anything. You took money.
06:57 Mr. Roohan, fire him.
06:58 Give me Rs. 25,000.
06:59 Kill him.
07:00 You don't want Rs. 25,000?
07:01 Yes.
07:01 The gold that was worth 25 years ago will be taken out.
07:05 Oh.
07:06 You are a goldsmith.
07:08 In 25 years,
07:10 inflation will not give you the value of Rs. 25,000.
07:13 You will have to adjust inflation.
07:14 I agree with you.
07:16 You are a goldsmith.
07:16 You have to pay with a gross ratio.
07:18 Yes.
07:18 Mr. Haroon, don't take the gold rate from him.
07:21 Then?
07:22 Find out if it was a rate of tobacco.
07:23 You are crazy.
07:27 You will lose gold.
07:29 Yes.
07:29 Find out if it was a rate of black gold.
07:32 Find out if it was a rate of a butterfly.
07:36 I was saying, don't ask about Greece.
07:39 Find out if it was a rate of rice.
07:42 Leave me.
07:45 I won't leave you.
07:46 Oh, sorry.
07:47 Tell me something.
07:49 You couldn't do the work.
07:51 Yes.
07:51 If you had been patient and had been patient,
07:55 your function would have been ruined.
07:57 What loss would have been caused?
07:58 You would have spent the wedding and then you would have searched.
08:01 My business was ruined.
08:03 Oh.
08:03 My relatives left me.
08:06 Yes.
08:06 Everything was ruined.
08:08 Sir, where would I go?
08:09 Even the necklace of each other was ruined.
08:11 Oh.
08:12 Mr. Haroon, there is a very serious question.
08:15 At what age did this boy realize that he is getting into this?
08:18 24 years ago.
08:19 Just a year later.
08:20 Mr. Haroon, I had completed my studies.
08:25 Okay.
08:25 Everything was over.
08:26 Oh.
08:27 And I think he has bought a Shalwar uniform.
08:30 Sir, uncle's wife ruined my life too.
08:36 Everything is over.
08:37 But we don't forget our enmity.
08:40 Okay.
08:41 We always keep it in our hearts.
08:43 So I will decide my enmity here.
08:47 No, I think you are in all the enmities.
08:51 You keep it in your heart and in your heart.
08:54 And I think you didn't even bring the necklace and the necklace.
08:59 Everyone is body shaming me.
09:04 No problem.
09:06 I couldn't study because of uncle's enmity.
09:09 Oh.
09:09 I couldn't get married.
09:11 I couldn't serve my parents.
09:13 Oh.
09:13 But I will fulfill uncle's wish.
09:16 I have a request.
09:18 I can smell it.
09:21 Yes.
09:21 At least you should not remove the shirt.
09:25 Wear it from the inside.
09:28 Do you know what these people want?
09:30 What?
09:31 To remove the enmity.
09:33 If you want to remove it, go to the station and ask for it.
09:36 You are right.
09:38 I can't say that my son is pregnant.
09:42 I think you didn't wash the shirt.
09:50 Yes.
09:50 You must have washed the necklace.
09:52 You ruined our lives and now you are talking.
09:59 You are responsible for my life.
10:03 Do one thing.
10:04 Yes.
10:05 I will give you the amount you want with full justice.
10:10 I will cover your loss in profit.
10:13 Remove the shirt and throw it out.
10:17 He doesn't get food.
10:18 Then?
10:19 When he asks for food, I tell him not to give it.
10:21 He says, 'Yes, brother.'
10:22 Do you know why he wears a high sari?
10:26 Why?
10:27 He has to kick me.
10:28 Hey!
10:29 Why didn't you tell me that you will kick me?
10:33 Believe it or not, he is in a bad mood.
10:39 I say, throw this shirt out.
10:43 Remove it.
10:44 Yes.
10:45 He has a clean neck.
10:47 I think he is wearing a necklace.
10:49 Remove it.
10:52 Should I remove it?
10:53 Yes.
10:54 What happened?
10:55 I will give you food.
10:57 Oh my God!
10:58 You fool!
11:00 Yes, brother. Tell me.
11:01 You took a wrong decision.
11:03 Oh!
11:04 You have a knife on your head.
11:05 I have a knife, uncle.
11:08 I have been crying for 25 years because of your shamelessness.
11:13 I didn't study.
11:15 I didn't study.
11:18 I..
11:23 I..
11:24 I will break your legs.
11:32 Uncle, I will kill you.
11:38 You should have killed me before selling my skin.
11:40 He is in a bad mood because of his shirt.
11:47 He is not in a good mood.
11:50 Why?
11:51 He is wearing a 25 year old shirt.
11:54 He is wearing a shirt to save his doll.
11:56 Ladies and gentlemen, there is a small break.
12:02 We will meet after the break.
12:03 A handsome prince will adorn with you.
12:06 Oh!
12:08 Yes, yes.
12:10 Of course.
12:11 He is a good man.
12:12 If you want to see him, you can return my share.
12:15 A handsome prince will adorn with you.
12:21 Yes.
12:22 My colour is black. My image is also bad.
12:25 Oh!
12:29 [APPLAUSE]
12:31 [MUSIC PLAYING]

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