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00:00:00 A thousand years ago, the world completely collapsed.
00:00:29 Wars, famine, greed killed off the human race.
00:00:39 Not much remains except for the mutants, scum, and robo-people.
00:00:49 Humanity is a long lost notion.
00:00:54 Humanity must kill to survive.
00:00:59 Even Santa.
00:01:00 [MUSIC]
00:01:10 [MUSIC]
00:01:20 [MUSIC]
00:01:30 [MUSIC]
00:01:40 [MUSIC]
00:02:09 >> This is going to suck.
00:02:11 >> Seek target, target acquired.
00:02:16 >> Gonna earn my pay, time to go to work.
00:02:19 [MUSIC]
00:02:22 >> Attack.
00:02:23 One, two, three, four, five.
00:02:29 >> Bring it on, saw boy.
00:02:31 [MUSIC]
00:02:36 >> You're a fast sucker, nice move for a buzz brain.
00:02:40 [MUSIC]
00:02:48 >> Damn, you got me.
00:02:54 [MUSIC]
00:02:59 >> Do you want to be trusted?
00:03:03 [MUSIC]
00:03:13 >> Direct hit.
00:03:30 >> Slamming hammer, pounding headache, all that or urge.
00:03:34 [MUSIC]
00:03:40 Santa's done being nice.
00:03:43 [MUSIC]
00:03:53 [MUSIC]
00:04:03 >> Consider that an early Christmas present.
00:04:07 [MUSIC]
00:04:11 >> My fortune, 37874.
00:04:14 [MUSIC]
00:04:22 >> What the plum pudding?
00:04:24 >> Disengage, claw on line.
00:04:28 >> I don't like this.
00:04:30 [MUSIC]
00:04:40 >> Craftacular.
00:04:45 [MUSIC]
00:04:48 >> Claw full power, reverse.
00:04:51 [MUSIC]
00:04:57 >> You're not one of Santa's angels.
00:04:59 [MUSIC]
00:05:10 [MUSIC]
00:05:21 [MUSIC]
00:05:31 >> I've had about enough of you.
00:05:43 [MUSIC]
00:05:53 >> Here's one I learned from the reindeer.
00:06:09 >> Sorry guy, but you've been naughty.
00:06:13 [MUSIC]
00:06:24 [MUSIC]
00:06:34 >> The deal was for two sacks of meat.
00:06:46 [MUSIC]
00:06:56 >> I should rip you in half, you dishonest beast.
00:07:03 [MUSIC]
00:07:12 >> I've eaten worse.
00:07:14 [MUSIC]
00:07:24 [MUSIC]
00:07:34 [MUSIC]
00:07:44 [MUSIC]
00:08:12 >> I can't stand the taking of a life, even if it is a scumbag kill bot.
00:08:19 But we all have to eat.
00:08:22 Nothing much grows out here, not after the last war.
00:08:26 No more grocery stores, no malls, no coffee shops, no parties, no laughing children.
00:08:36 I really miss the old world.
00:08:39 Every year I'd go out each Christmas and try to find some good people.
00:08:45 People with the holiday spirit.
00:08:48 But every year there was less and less.
00:08:52 Now all I find are naughty things, not people.
00:08:57 Scum, mutants, and no good bums.
00:09:03 I just have to forget it.
00:09:05 The old way is gone.
00:09:07 Gotta keep my edge, be strong.
00:09:11 [MUSIC]
00:09:16 I'm lucky at least.
00:09:20 I have my ranch.
00:09:23 [MUSIC]
00:09:33 My robo-reindeers.
00:09:36 [MUSIC]
00:09:38 Randolph.
00:09:40 [MUSIC]
00:09:45 This is my slice of paradise in this stinkhole of a world.
00:09:50 [MUSIC]
00:09:56 [SOUND]
00:10:01 [SOUND]
00:10:11 [SOUND]
00:10:21 [SOUND]
00:10:31 Santa!
00:10:32 Martha, I won!
00:10:34 [LAUGH]
00:10:41 [MUSIC]
00:10:51 [LAUGH]
00:11:01 [MUSIC]
00:11:11 I've always liked this.
00:11:13 I rescued her from a bad situation.
00:11:16 I consider her part of the family.
00:11:18 She's given me hope.
00:11:21 Pretty, again?
00:11:23 Deck the halls with boughs of holly.
00:11:25 Fa la la la la, la la la la.
00:11:28 'Tis the season to be jolly.
00:11:30 Fa la la la la.
00:11:34 Mm, not too bad.
00:11:36 [LAUGH]
00:11:41 Santa, story, please, please, please, please, please.
00:11:45 Okay, okay, okay.
00:11:47 I'll tell you about my best Christmas Eve ever.
00:11:52 [LAUGH]
00:11:53 Years ago, before the wars, when all the boys and girls were good, no naughty kids.
00:12:01 The children would leave out a note telling me, Santa, what they wanted.
00:12:08 Sometimes it was a doll.
00:12:10 Sometimes a bike.
00:12:12 Sometimes they wanted a new brother.
00:12:15 Imagine that.
00:12:16 [LAUGH]
00:12:18 After everyone was asleep, I'd climb down the chimney.
00:12:22 The children would leave treats for me, mainly cookies, sometimes donuts.
00:12:27 Oh, this one year, someone left a beer.
00:12:31 Wow, I can still taste it.
00:12:34 Mm.
00:12:35 Oh, the children would hang stockings, and I'd fill them with candy and toys.
00:12:40 I made everyone so happy that year.
00:12:43 Kids got what they wanted.
00:12:45 We had dolls and bikes and video games and computers.
00:12:50 It was heaven.
00:12:52 When the boys and girls woke up that Christmas morning, oh, the laughter and
00:12:57 the happiness.
00:12:58 I could hear it all the way at the North Pole.
00:13:01 It was the Christmas spirit, and it was wonderful.
00:13:06 [MUSIC]
00:13:09 It's my favorite story because it's the last perfect Christmas I can remember.
00:13:14 After that, well, everything changed.
00:13:19 People changed.
00:13:20 They lost hope.
00:13:22 Lost?
00:13:23 Yes, it was sad, but you--
00:13:26 Me?
00:13:27 Yes, you.
00:13:28 You have the spirit in you, the Christmas spirit, just like I do.
00:13:34 And you know, Martha, I think one day we'll find others like us.
00:13:40 We'll just have to keep looking.
00:13:42 [LAUGH]
00:13:44 [MUSIC]
00:13:50 [SOUND]
00:14:00 [SOUND]
00:14:10 Have you been naughty or nice?
00:14:15 [SOUND]
00:14:25 Jingle bells, jingle bells.
00:14:28 [SOUND]
00:14:38 [MUSIC]
00:14:43 Deck the halls with boughs of holly.
00:14:46 Fa la la la la, la la la.
00:14:48 [SOUND]
00:14:58 Oh, a bike like that is a fine gift for a good little boy.
00:15:03 [SOUND]
00:15:13 [MUSIC]
00:15:24 That's a mighty Christmas tree, and that's some good eggnog.
00:15:29 [SOUND]
00:15:39 Have a merry Christmas.
00:15:41 [LAUGH]
00:15:42 [SOUND]
00:15:57 Maybe next year I'll put coal in your stocking if you've been naughty.
00:16:03 [SOUND]
00:16:12 [SOUND]
00:16:21 Oh no, Martha.
00:16:25 Don't even think about it, little girl.
00:16:28 Your fat friend doesn't stand a chance against me.
00:16:31 He's not the only one with holiday powers.
00:16:35 Oh.
00:16:36 [SOUND]
00:16:38 What is that?
00:16:39 An oversized Easter bunny?
00:16:41 I don't like the looks of you.
00:16:43 I see you, Martha.
00:16:45 [SOUND]
00:16:47 Bring out the sleigh.
00:16:49 To the front of the team, Randolph.
00:16:51 Reindeer power.
00:16:54 Off, off you reindeer.
00:16:57 Dash away, dash away, dash away all.
00:17:00 [SOUND]
00:17:03 [LAUGH]
00:17:04 [MUSIC]
00:17:15 Can't shoot.
00:17:16 Don't want to hit Martha.
00:17:18 Going to have to get closer.
00:17:20 [MUSIC]
00:17:26 Hello, Santa Claus.
00:17:28 I've been waiting for you to catch up, snow ho.
00:17:31 What's the matter, fat man?
00:17:33 Eating too many candy canes and gingerbread?
00:17:37 Oh, you drank some bad eggnog, bunny boy.
00:17:40 I don't drink.
00:17:42 Hop back to hell.
00:17:44 Santa.
00:17:46 [MUSIC]
00:17:49 Your reindeer are no match for my bunny power.
00:17:55 Keep up, snow ho.
00:17:57 Don't push me, dirty bunny.
00:17:59 Actually, I'm very clean.
00:18:02 [MUSIC]
00:18:16 I've got your gift right here.
00:18:18 Get ready to die.
00:18:22 Jumping jingle bells.
00:18:24 Hey, fat man, shove this in your stocking.
00:18:29 [LAUGH]
00:18:33 I'll get you, you scumbag turd.
00:18:36 [MUSIC]
00:18:51 Let's have some real fun, Santa.
00:18:54 Follow me.
00:18:57 [LAUGH]
00:19:01 Bunny power.
00:19:05 Can't catch me.
00:19:09 Jump, jump.
00:19:11 Can't, can't.
00:19:13 Oh, crap.
00:19:17 Santa, give up.
00:19:19 She's mine now, you hot-bellied fool.
00:19:24 I'll scramble your eggs, fat bunny.
00:19:29 Hey, Santa, I'll cover my eggs with your blood.
00:19:34 [LAUGH]
00:19:38 Hey, Lardax, keep up if you can.
00:19:43 Hold on, Martha, I'll get you.
00:19:46 Hold on, hold on, dear.
00:19:50 [LAUGH]
00:19:52 Damn you, dirty bunny.
00:19:55 [MUSIC]
00:20:00 Hold on.
00:20:03 How do you like these grenades?
00:20:05 Hold on, dear.
00:20:09 Oh, bunny boy.
00:20:13 You can fit through a chimney, but can you squeeze your fat red ass through this?
00:20:20 [LAUGH]
00:20:27 Oh, no way will fit.
00:20:35 Gonna blow a hole in you.
00:20:38 Come on, come on, just a little more.
00:20:47 Oh, that was too close.
00:20:53 Where are you?
00:20:57 [MUSIC]
00:21:04 [LAUGH]
00:21:07 Enjoy the madness of the season, Santa.
00:21:12 You'll never catch me now, Batman.
00:21:15 [LAUGH]
00:21:20 Come on, boys, fly with all your holiday might.
00:21:29 Damn you, dirty bunny.
00:21:34 Oh, you're really egging me on, naughty bunny.
00:21:40 Come here, you little brat.
00:21:43 I'll show you some respect.
00:21:46 Oh, you'll get no Easter candy, little girl.
00:21:50 [MUSIC]
00:22:02 That stupid kid.
00:22:04 [MUSIC]
00:22:15 Need a lift?
00:22:17 Santa.
00:22:18 [LAUGH]
00:22:20 [MUSIC]
00:22:33 Stupid bunny.
00:22:37 I'll handle this.
00:22:41 Who are you? What do you want with her?
00:22:46 I ask you a question.
00:22:49 Who are you?
00:22:51 Kill me and you won't get any answers.
00:23:01 You know more will come.
00:23:06 There is no escape, Batman.
00:23:11 [LAUGH]
00:23:19 What a waste.
00:23:21 Martha, are you okay?
00:23:23 Me fine, just dirty.
00:23:26 All right, let's throw him in the back and get out of here.
00:23:30 I bet he'll be tasty.
00:23:32 [LAUGH]
00:23:35 Bunny one, bunny one, come in.
00:23:39 Bunny one, bunny one, come in.
00:23:42 This is Dr. Shackleton.
00:23:44 This is Dr. Shackleton, over.
00:23:48 You.
00:23:51 Why, hello, Santa.
00:23:54 I see you've defeated my bunny friend.
00:23:58 You were always a formidable foe.
00:24:02 But I thought-
00:24:03 That you had gotten the best of me?
00:24:06 You and your ideas of life and death, noble as they are.
00:24:13 When will you realize that-
00:24:15 [LAUGH]
00:24:19 Hello, Martha.
00:24:21 I see you're doing well.
00:24:24 It's nice to see you again, my special girl.
00:24:29 Batman, Batman!
00:24:33 Come now, is that any way to speak to your creator?
00:24:39 You may have created her, Shackleton, but she's mine now.
00:24:44 I see that you removed her self-destruct switch.
00:24:49 Pity. No matter. I like a challenge.
00:24:54 Don't you dare!
00:24:56 Dare? My jolly old friend.
00:25:00 Do you think that my pet bunny is the only trick I have up my sleeve?
00:25:06 You haven't seen anything yet.
00:25:10 Give yourself up, Santa.
00:25:13 Why don't you and Martha come live with me again?
00:25:17 It's where you belong.
00:25:20 Before someone gets hurt.
00:25:23 Never! I'll die before I let you harm her.
00:25:27 Have it your way.
00:25:29 I know where you two are hiding, Santa-esque claws.
00:25:35 And when I drain the life from your bodies, you'll have no one to blame but yourself.
00:25:43 [Distorted music]
00:25:52 Let's hope they can get us home in one piece.
00:25:56 [Rock music]
00:26:05 [Distorted music]
00:26:09 [Distorted music]
00:26:28 Doctor, the experiment is ready.
00:26:31 Very good.
00:26:33 There, there, my child.
00:26:36 No need to fear.
00:26:39 When I'm done, you'll feel better than ever.
00:26:43 Begin the procedure.
00:26:45 [Distorted music]
00:26:56 Experiment 61-432C.
00:27:00 Test subject healthy male.
00:27:03 Six months. From DNA strand 4783-8G.
00:27:09 Timestamp 6/13/24.
00:27:13 [Distorted music]
00:27:19 Injection sequence engaged.
00:27:22 [Distorted music]
00:27:24 Syringe injection beginning.
00:27:27 Just be patient. Don't struggle.
00:27:31 [Distorted music]
00:27:42 All sounds normal.
00:27:44 Commence subject formation.
00:27:47 Time to evolve, my child.
00:27:51 [Distorted music]
00:27:54 [Beeping]
00:27:58 [Distorted music]
00:28:00 No. Give it time.
00:28:03 Regeneration should begin.
00:28:05 [Distorted music]
00:28:09 Regeneration beginning.
00:28:11 Yes, yes, my child. Grow. Grow.
00:28:15 [Distorted music]
00:28:17 Cellular expansion increasing.
00:28:20 Subject seems normal.
00:28:22 DNA optimizing.
00:28:25 Cells react perfectly.
00:28:27 Perfection, yes, yes.
00:28:30 [Distorted music]
00:28:37 My finest creation.
00:28:40 [Beeping]
00:28:42 [Distorted music]
00:28:45 No. No. Quick. Give it syringe number two.
00:28:49 [Distorted music]
00:28:52 [Screaming]
00:29:06 [Beeping]
00:29:10 Subject deceased.
00:29:12 Time stamp 6/23/43.
00:29:17 Clean him up.
00:29:19 Yes, doctor.
00:29:20 It's what I feared.
00:29:22 A serum is good, but not good enough.
00:29:26 Missing a certain element of DNA.
00:29:29 And I know where I can get it.
00:29:34 [Chuckles]
00:29:35 [Waves crashing]
00:29:38 We have to get back to the ranch and reload.
00:29:42 Shackleton's gonna come after us again.
00:29:45 Good. Let him come.
00:29:47 I've got a few surprises of my own.
00:29:50 [Grunts]
00:29:52 [Grunts]
00:29:54 Uh-oh.
00:29:56 [Gasps]
00:29:58 No!
00:30:00 Come on, boys. I know you can do it.
00:30:03 Hyah! Hyah!
00:30:06 Whoa!
00:30:10 [Gasps]
00:30:12 Oh, ho, hold on!
00:30:15 Looks like a crash landing.
00:30:17 What?
00:30:21 Randall, pull up.
00:30:23 I need you to pull up.
00:30:29 [Groaning]
00:30:32 I know you can do it.
00:30:35 Pull!
00:30:37 [Groaning]
00:30:42 That's it, boy.
00:30:44 Just a little more. Hurry!
00:30:48 [Screaming]
00:30:52 Pull! Pull!
00:30:56 [Groaning]
00:31:01 Ho, ho, ho. That was close.
00:31:04 Thought for a minute we'd have to jump.
00:31:11 Steve?
00:31:13 Yes, dear.
00:31:15 We're safe...
00:31:19 for the moment.
00:31:23 No!
00:31:25 [Coughing]
00:31:27 [Crying]
00:31:31 [Guitar music playing]
00:31:34 ♪
00:31:39 Hurt?
00:31:41 Oh, he'll be okay. He's tough.
00:31:45 Glad I keep these spare tools in the sleigh.
00:31:49 I should have you up and running soon.
00:31:52 Reindeer, hero, Randall.
00:31:56 Oh, yes, he is.
00:31:59 You're lucky, boys.
00:32:01 Beat up, but not broken.
00:32:03 I can fix you in no time.
00:32:06 Oh, reindeer.
00:32:09 There, there. You're a fine boy.
00:32:12 You just tweaked your robo-knee.
00:32:15 Oh.
00:32:16 Just wait a little longer, Martha.
00:32:19 We'll be out of here soon.
00:32:22 [Suspenseful music playing]
00:32:26 ♪
00:32:34 Tasty.
00:32:36 Surprisingly good, considering where it came from.
00:32:40 [Laughing]
00:32:42 It could use some cranberry sauce, though.
00:32:45 And maybe some dressing and mashers.
00:32:48 Me like.
00:32:50 Just a few more minutes.
00:32:52 Have to bypass the main power.
00:32:55 [Suspenseful music playing]
00:33:01 [Humming]
00:33:06 Santa, story?
00:33:08 [Laughing]
00:33:09 Story, story, story, story, story.
00:33:11 Okay.
00:33:12 This one is about the first Christmas tree.
00:33:15 [Gasp]
00:33:16 And how it got its decorations.
00:33:18 [Suspenseful music playing]
00:33:24 Thousands of years ago, in the Nordic land,
00:33:28 people didn't have much to keep them warm
00:33:30 in the long, cold winter.
00:33:33 The only trees that grew in their land
00:33:36 was the mighty fir tree.
00:33:39 The yuletide log would--
00:33:41 Who goes there?
00:33:43 Hello?
00:33:45 [Suspenseful music playing]
00:34:01 Who's there?
00:34:03 I have a large caliber machine gun pointed at you.
00:34:07 [Howling]
00:34:08 Stop now before you make me use it.
00:34:11 Show yourself.
00:34:14 I don't want to hurt you, but I will.
00:34:17 My goodness.
00:34:19 Oh, my heavens.
00:34:21 This place is surrounded.
00:34:23 Martha, get behind me.
00:34:25 What the-- Stop.
00:34:27 Who are you?
00:34:30 Hi, Santa.
00:34:33 You look like Martha.
00:34:37 [Suspenseful music playing]
00:34:47 Hello, Mr. Claus.
00:34:51 You should know by now that you can't hide from me.
00:34:56 I have minions everywhere.
00:35:00 A fine creation, no?
00:35:03 Simple, compact, durable, and very loyal.
00:35:09 You coward.
00:35:11 Sending your beast to do your dirty work.
00:35:14 Coward? Hardly.
00:35:16 You're the one that's hiding.
00:35:19 Come quietly, Santa.
00:35:22 Act like a man and don't make this harder than it has to be.
00:35:27 No.
00:35:28 All right. Have it your way.
00:35:30 What to do, girls?
00:35:33 [Screaming]
00:35:36 Hold on.
00:35:38 No, please, stop.
00:35:40 I don't want to hurt you.
00:35:43 Don't do this.
00:35:46 I'm sorry.
00:35:48 Stop. This isn't right.
00:35:51 Please.
00:35:52 I don't want to kill you, little girl.
00:35:56 James Shackleton.
00:36:16 Oh, me friend.
00:36:18 Santa Claus.
00:36:20 That's a present.
00:36:22 Presents.
00:36:24 Unwrap it. It's for you.
00:36:32 Presents.
00:36:34 Do you know what presents are?
00:36:36 Only good boys and girls get presents.
00:36:40 Not naughty ones.
00:36:42 They get coal in their stockings and no toys.
00:36:48 Can you be good?
00:36:55 Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:36:57 [Giggling]
00:37:00 [Screaming]
00:37:03 Martha.
00:37:10 No.
00:37:13 Martha.
00:37:25 Can't keep up with them.
00:37:27 Sweet sugar plums.
00:37:29 They're fast.
00:37:30 Need more speed.
00:37:32 Full throttle, Randall.
00:37:34 Give me all you got.
00:37:44 [Laughing]
00:37:51 Now, dear, no need to struggle.
00:37:54 You're home.
00:37:56 No, not home.
00:37:58 Bad place.
00:38:00 [Laughing]
00:38:16 That must be where they're going.
00:38:23 Bad man.
00:38:24 You were always a rot one.
00:38:30 Evil scum.
00:38:35 I like your children better.
00:38:40 Not mine, not mine, not mine.
00:38:42 You maid.
00:38:44 Hater of Santa.
00:38:45 Shut her up.
00:38:47 She speaks lies.
00:38:49 Good work, my darlings.
00:38:55 Look at this place.
00:38:56 It's huge.
00:38:58 Martha.
00:38:59 Damn Dr. Shackleton.
00:39:05 Send out the boys to deal with our Christmas friend.
00:39:09 Yes, doctor.
00:39:17 Whoa, Randall.
00:39:19 Hold up.
00:39:27 Gonna have to go solo on this big guy.
00:39:30 Don't want you getting injured.
00:39:32 You gotta think of the team.
00:39:37 Safe travels, my friend.
00:39:43 Charge.
00:39:54 Damn monkey man.
00:39:57 Carve the meat.
00:40:01 I'll slash you good.
00:40:04 Take that, you crazy beast.
00:40:11 Raptacular.
00:40:29 You made me drop my favorite blade.
00:40:31 You'll pay for that.
00:40:40 Now you make me angry.
00:40:48 Here's a holiday treat for you.
00:40:51 Straight from the North Pole.
00:40:58 Wait, how do I get in?
00:41:01 That chimney looks good.
00:41:03 Your Christmas Eve special.
00:41:23 Oh!
00:41:30 Broken turtle doves.
00:41:33 Ouch.
00:41:35 Don't think I'll do that again.
00:41:56 What is all this stuff?
00:41:59 What wretched things.
00:42:02 What is Dr. Shackleton up to?
00:42:21 Oh no.
00:42:23 He's growing an army.
00:42:37 Oh no.
00:43:02 Oh no.
00:43:24 Scum builders.
00:43:26 It's almost time, dear.
00:43:30 Almost.
00:43:44 Freeze.
00:43:45 Give yourself up.
00:43:47 Let's see what you've got.
00:43:54 Ouch.
00:44:00 Ouch.
00:44:08 I'll show you not to screw with Santa.
00:44:28 Code 12.
00:44:30 Code 12.
00:44:32 Got it.
00:44:33 Keep your guard up.
00:44:48 Oh no.
00:45:16 Good work, little man.
00:45:27 Glad I put in that tracking device.
00:45:30 Martha, I'm coming for you.
00:45:38 Doctor, the experiment is ready.
00:45:45 Caustic DNA extraction.
00:45:48 You may begin.
00:45:50 Yes, Doctor.
00:46:00 Time stamp 12/34/07.
00:46:22 Subject 1, Martha, unit registration number 632B.
00:46:29 Tracking and retrieval model.
00:46:33 Subject's operating system seems to be intact.
00:46:37 We'll download after procedure.
00:46:40 Primary circuitry bypassed and self-destruct disabled.
00:46:46 Santa, help!
00:46:48 It will be over soon.
00:46:57 No.
00:47:05 What did you think I was going to do, kill you?
00:47:09 You've been modified since I made you, and I want a sample of your DNA.
00:47:15 Time to find out what our fat friend did to you.
00:47:20 Santa friend?
00:47:21 Friend.
00:47:43 Oh, I almost forgot about you, Santa.
00:47:49 I thought you'd be dead by now.
00:47:52 Let her go, Shackleton.
00:47:54 Go?
00:47:55 I think I'll have some fun first.
00:48:01 Martha!
00:48:03 No!
00:48:06 Save me!
00:48:09 Save me!
00:48:26 Good to see you again, Santa.
00:48:29 You know, for the past hundred years I've been looking for you.
00:48:35 I thought maybe you died or killed yourself.
00:48:39 That would have been a shame.
00:48:42 I'd never have gotten your DNA.
00:48:45 Beginning extraction.
00:48:47 Time stamp 124634.
00:48:52 Subject 1, Santa S. Claus.
00:49:03 Oh!
00:49:05 Registration 00313.
00:49:08 A pre-war, pre-colonization model.
00:49:13 A real living dinosaur.
00:49:16 Running a rather complex operating system.
00:49:19 Brilliant for the time of its design.
00:49:23 To download and reformat subject after extraction is complete.
00:49:37 [Groaning]
00:50:03 I used to envy your power, your strength.
00:50:07 Soon I'll have it, too.
00:50:10 And I won't fear you anymore.
00:50:15 Santa, I want to show you something.
00:50:20 [Beeping]
00:50:33 These are my new children.
00:50:36 And now that I have your DNA, they'll have all the strength they need.
00:50:45 I will populate the world with them, make a new future, a beautiful future.
00:50:52 And I won't have to worry about you screwing it up.
00:50:56 You're mad.
00:50:58 Those monsters will kill every good thing out there.
00:51:01 There is nothing good in this world anyway.
00:51:05 So let them kill it.
00:51:07 Oh, you're wrong.
00:51:09 There still are good folks out there.
00:51:11 Folks that believe in Christmas.
00:51:13 In me, Santa.
00:51:15 I pity you and your old-fashioned, idealistic ways.
00:51:21 When will you realize that the humans are gone?
00:51:26 Your love for Martha is an illusion.
00:51:29 She is a robot I made.
00:51:32 You're such a silly thing.
00:51:36 Programmed for another time by idealistic men like--
00:51:44 Send her off for scrap.
00:51:46 I'm sick of seeing her.
00:51:48 Yes, Doctor.
00:51:51 Santa!
00:51:53 Help!
00:51:54 You jackalton!
00:51:56 Don't you dare harm her.
00:51:58 What a wretched creature.
00:52:01 No, I won't let them harm you, Martha.
00:52:04 I'll save you, dear.
00:52:06 She'll be scrap metal in two minutes.
00:52:10 Santa, save me!
00:52:13 Santa!
00:52:14 If you touch one hair on that little girl's body, I'll--
00:52:18 You what?
00:52:19 Kill me?
00:52:22 After I get what I need from you, you'll be next, Santa.
00:52:29 [electricity crackling]
00:52:33 [whimpering]
00:52:47 [alarm blaring]
00:52:56 [whimpering]
00:52:59 [alarm blaring]
00:53:02 [whimpering]
00:53:05 [whimpering]
00:53:08 [alarm blaring]
00:53:11 [whimpering]
00:53:14 [alarm blaring]
00:53:17 [whimpering]
00:53:20 [alarm blaring]
00:53:23 [whimpering]
00:53:26 [alarm blaring]
00:53:29 [alarm blaring]
00:53:32 There is no escape from this cage, Santa.
00:53:36 Even for you.
00:53:38 The world will be such a perfect place with my children running around.
00:53:45 You're sick.
00:53:47 All these things do is kill.
00:53:49 Oh, they are more than killers.
00:53:54 They are conquerors.
00:53:56 Supreme warriors for a new era.
00:54:00 I will have a world molded in my image.
00:54:04 Every scientist's dream.
00:54:07 My dream.
00:54:09 These glorious beasts will rule the Earth.
00:54:13 I'm sad you will not be around to see this.
00:54:18 [alarm blaring]
00:54:19 No!
00:54:21 [alarm blaring]
00:54:32 No, no, no!
00:54:35 [alarm blaring]
00:54:43 [whimpering]
00:54:45 [alarm blaring]
00:55:13 Extraction 60% complete.
00:55:17 Subject still aggressive and agitated.
00:55:21 Oh, you're right, I'm agitated.
00:55:23 Martha better not be hurt because I'll--
00:55:26 [laughing]
00:55:28 I won't let you take Martha!
00:55:33 [grunting]
00:55:37 This world will be a wonderful place.
00:55:41 [grunting]
00:55:47 You're so... naughty!
00:55:51 [thudding]
00:55:54 You're not that strong.
00:55:57 [grunting]
00:56:02 [laughing]
00:56:07 [whimpering]
00:56:11 [whimpering]
00:56:17 [whimpering]
00:56:27 [whimpering]
00:56:47 No, no!
00:56:49 [whimpering]
00:56:53 Oh, no, you don't.
00:56:55 [thudding]
00:56:57 [whimpering]
00:57:01 [groaning]
00:57:03 [screaming]
00:57:11 [thudding]
00:57:15 [grunting]
00:57:24 [grunting]
00:57:27 [thudding]
00:57:29 [growling]
00:57:31 [grunting]
00:57:33 [whimpering]
00:57:39 [thudding]
00:57:41 [grunting]
00:57:43 [whimpering]
00:57:45 [grunting]
00:57:47 [whimpering]
00:57:49 [growling]
00:57:53 Stop in the safe nick of time!
00:57:56 You okay?
00:57:57 Me fine. No cut.
00:57:59 Thanks for saving me, Santa.
00:58:04 Ho, ho, ho, you're welcome.
00:58:07 Hold on.
00:58:08 [screaming]
00:58:10 [laughing]
00:58:12 [laughing]
00:58:19 Damn you, Santa S. Claus.
00:58:23 Whee! Faster!
00:58:28 [laughing]
00:58:47 We're almost there.
00:58:49 Reindeer!
00:58:51 That's right, reindeer.
00:58:53 Boom! Safe.
00:58:56 [laughing]
00:58:57 [music playing]
00:59:00 [water dripping]
00:59:03 [hissing]
00:59:04 [tires screeching]
00:59:05 [whimpering]
00:59:11 [music playing]
00:59:14 [crunching]
00:59:17 [music playing]
00:59:29 Happy home!
00:59:31 Oh, yes, dear. We are home.
00:59:35 [music playing]
00:59:36 [gasping]
00:59:38 [music playing]
00:59:41 Oh, no!
00:59:43 [music playing]
00:59:45 Martha, run! Get to the workshop!
00:59:48 [music playing]
01:00:12 You want a piece of Santa?
01:00:15 Come get some!
01:00:17 [music playing]
01:00:19 I'll trim the tree with your brains!
01:00:22 [music playing]
01:00:24 Mutant goon!
01:00:26 [music playing]
01:00:28 Ha, boy!
01:00:29 [music playing]
01:00:35 Take that!
01:00:36 [music playing]
01:00:53 [gasping]
01:00:56 Oh, crap!
01:01:00 Santa!
01:01:02 [music playing]
01:01:04 [laughing]
01:01:06 Squish!
01:01:08 [music playing]
01:01:09 Fundy-dike-goon!
01:01:11 [laughing]
01:01:13 Smash-time, red man!
01:01:17 [music playing]
01:01:18 [laughing]
01:01:25 [panting]
01:01:28 [whimpering]
01:01:29 That sucker's gotta be 100 feet tall!
01:01:33 Santa's done playing around!
01:01:36 Martha, this might get ugly.
01:01:38 You better head to the basement.
01:01:40 [screaming]
01:01:42 [crashing]
01:01:44 [screaming]
01:01:46 [groaning]
01:01:48 [laughing]
01:01:50 I'm stuck!
01:01:52 God, my hands!
01:01:55 [laughing]
01:01:56 Santa, girl, you so small.
01:02:00 You disgusting bunny!
01:02:02 I'm gonna blow you into a million pieces!
01:02:04 Funny toy.
01:02:07 Smack Santa!
01:02:08 Martha, hold on!
01:02:10 [laughing]
01:02:12 [screaming]
01:02:17 [screaming]
01:02:20 Martha!
01:02:22 [music playing]
01:02:27 [screaming]
01:02:29 [music playing]
01:02:32 [screaming]
01:02:34 [laughing]
01:02:37 [beeping]
01:02:39 Overgrown bunny!
01:02:41 [groaning]
01:02:42 Ow!
01:02:44 Santa made bunny mad!
01:02:48 Jetpack no power!
01:02:50 Oh, stupid latch!
01:02:52 Smack Santa!
01:02:54 Stuck.
01:02:56 [groaning]
01:02:57 Destroy Santa!
01:03:00 [screaming]
01:03:02 [music playing]
01:03:16 Santa make bunny mad!
01:03:20 [laughing]
01:03:22 Bunny toy.
01:03:24 Bunny kill.
01:03:26 Smash tiny red man.
01:03:30 Crush me, Santa.
01:03:33 [music playing]
01:03:41 Freaking egg pusher!
01:03:44 My wrench!
01:03:46 [music playing]
01:03:52 Bunny toy.
01:03:56 Tiny man.
01:03:59 Smash.
01:04:01 [screaming]
01:04:05 Bunny punch.
01:04:08 Bunny destroy.
01:04:11 Santa hurt.
01:04:13 [laughing]
01:04:15 [music playing]
01:04:18 [laughing]
01:04:22 [music playing]
01:04:30 Randall.
01:04:32 [music playing]
01:04:42 No.
01:04:43 No.
01:04:44 No.
01:04:45 That was my life back there.
01:04:47 The reindeer, the workshop, the house, and you?
01:04:53 You killed Martha!
01:04:57 [music playing]
01:05:00 [screaming]
01:05:05 [groaning]
01:05:10 [groaning]
01:05:12 [music playing]
01:05:23 Jackleton, you--
01:05:26 [laughing]
01:05:28 Jackleton.
01:05:32 Jackleton.
01:05:34 [laughing]
01:05:36 Squish.
01:05:37 [music playing]
01:05:41 [music playing]
01:05:55 Nice work, Big Bunny.
01:05:58 Bunny crush.
01:06:00 Outdated archaic tool, Santa.
01:06:03 I got what I needed from him anyways.
01:06:07 I wanted to see he was dead.
01:06:10 Leave him.
01:06:12 He'll make a nice dinner for the Wasteland scum.
01:06:16 Now it's time to repopulate my world.
01:06:21 [music playing]
01:06:24 [laughing]
01:06:26 [music playing]
01:06:28 [laughing]
01:06:30 [music playing]
01:06:34 [music playing]
01:06:37 [growling]
01:06:40 [growling]
01:06:43 [beeping]
01:06:45 [growling]
01:06:46 [music playing]
01:06:49 [growling]
01:06:52 [music playing]
01:06:56 [growling]
01:06:59 [music playing]
01:07:02 [growling]
01:07:06 This will give my children the strength they'll
01:07:10 need to rule the world.
01:07:13 [beeping]
01:07:16 [music playing]
01:07:19 [growling]
01:07:21 [music playing]
01:07:24 [growling]
01:07:27 [music playing]
01:07:30 [growling]
01:07:33 [music playing]
01:07:36 [growling]
01:07:39 [music playing]
01:07:42 [growling]
01:07:45 [music playing]
01:07:48 [beeping]
01:07:51 [music playing]
01:07:54 [growling]
01:07:57 [music playing]
01:08:00 [growling]
01:08:03 [music playing]
01:08:06 [growling]
01:08:09 [music playing]
01:08:12 [growling]
01:08:15 [music playing]
01:08:18 [growling]
01:08:21 [music playing]
01:08:24 [growling]
01:08:27 [music playing]
01:08:30 Hello.
01:08:32 Hello again.
01:08:34 I'm Santa.
01:08:36 Santa?
01:08:37 Yes.
01:08:38 I give presents to good little girls.
01:08:41 Remember?
01:08:42 Presents?
01:08:43 Yes, dear.
01:08:44 Ho, ho, ho.
01:08:45 Friend?
01:08:46 Friend.
01:08:47 [beeping]
01:08:52 Friend?
01:08:54 Looks like I took a beating.
01:08:58 Can you help me, sweetheart?
01:09:01 Can you find my arms?
01:09:05 Um, arm?
01:09:08 Find my arm?
01:09:11 Oh, crap.
01:09:13 She left me.
01:09:15 She's just another one of Shackleton's tools.
01:09:19 Something's going to eat me out here.
01:09:22 I just know it.
01:09:24 I'm as good as dead.
01:09:26 Toast.
01:09:27 Mutant chow.
01:09:29 I wish the big bunny finished me off.
01:09:32 I don't want to be eaten.
01:09:34 Santa jerky?
01:09:37 Someone's stool?
01:09:39 Oh, well.
01:09:41 [snoring]
01:09:43 [beeping]
01:09:45 Santa, arm.
01:09:47 Ho, ho, ho.
01:09:49 Good girl.
01:09:51 Now put it here.
01:09:54 Here.
01:09:55 Here.
01:09:56 Here.
01:09:57 Good.
01:09:59 Closer.
01:10:01 Closer.
01:10:03 Closer.
01:10:04 Closer.
01:10:06 Closer.
01:10:07 Good.
01:10:08 Needs to touch.
01:10:10 Closer.
01:10:11 Touch.
01:10:12 [snoring]
01:10:16 Now the other.
01:10:18 Ho, ho, ho, ho.
01:10:25 You're going to get a nice gift for this little girl.
01:10:29 [giggling]
01:10:31 [beeping]
01:10:34 Martha.
01:10:53 [sniffing]
01:10:58 [sighing]
01:11:01 [sniffing]
01:11:03 [sobbing]
01:11:05 Come on, Robo-Girl.
01:11:28 [thunder]
01:11:31 [sobbing]
01:11:33 Martha.
01:11:53 I know you won't heal.
01:11:56 You're not like me.
01:11:58 [sobbing]
01:12:05 Martha.
01:12:14 Oh, Martha, it's no use.
01:12:17 Damn you, Shackleton.
01:12:22 Damn you.
01:12:24 You're not pretty.
01:12:26 Yes, she was.
01:12:29 Soft.
01:12:34 What did you do?
01:12:37 Don't know.
01:12:38 Touch.
01:12:39 Touch her again.
01:12:41 Touch.
01:12:44 Live.
01:12:45 Live.
01:12:46 Let go.
01:12:47 Let go.
01:12:48 OK.
01:12:49 OK.
01:12:50 I have an idea.
01:12:51 [music playing]
01:12:54 [gunshots]
01:12:58 [gunshots]
01:13:02 [gunshots]
01:13:05 [gunshots]
01:13:08 [gunshots]
01:13:37 OK.
01:13:38 Touch her again.
01:13:39 OK.
01:13:40 [music playing]
01:13:43 [screaming]
01:13:46 Santa, help.
01:13:55 Hold on.
01:13:57 Hold on.
01:13:59 Come on.
01:14:02 Hold on.
01:14:03 Hold on.
01:14:05 Yes.
01:14:06 Oh, Martha.
01:14:07 Santa.
01:14:14 [sobbing]
01:14:17 Alive.
01:14:21 Alive.
01:14:24 Alive.
01:14:25 [music playing]
01:14:33 [chewing]
01:14:36 Tasty.
01:14:42 I almost forgot.
01:14:44 [laughing]
01:14:47 [squealing]
01:14:50 Ho, ho, ho.
01:14:51 You've been a good little girl.
01:14:53 Thanks, Santa.
01:14:55 Now, if only we could stop that Shackleton.
01:15:00 That might just work.
01:15:03 [music playing]
01:15:06 [screaming]
01:15:24 [growling]
01:15:27 Soon they'll be ready.
01:15:40 Time to rest.
01:15:42 Tomorrow will be a glorious day.
01:15:47 [beeping]
01:15:51 [beeping]
01:15:54 Ah, that feels good.
01:16:06 [music playing]
01:16:09 All clear.
01:16:15 You wait up here.
01:16:17 No closer.
01:16:18 OK, Santa.
01:16:20 If there's trouble, you know what to do.
01:16:23 Head back to the ranch.
01:16:24 Got it.
01:16:26 Good luck, Santa.
01:16:27 I'll be back soon, dear.
01:16:29 Ho, ho, ho.
01:16:31 [music playing]
01:16:35 [screaming]
01:16:38 [beeping]
01:16:53 [screaming]
01:17:00 [explosion]
01:17:03 [beeping]
01:17:06 [music playing]
01:17:09 [beeping]
01:17:38 [beeping]
01:17:41 Ho, ho, ho.
01:17:56 Santa knows you're good little girls.
01:18:00 You're on the nice list.
01:18:02 [music playing]
01:18:06 [beeping]
01:18:09 Sweet dreams.
01:18:13 May angels and sugar plums dance in your heads.
01:18:18 Merry Christmas.
01:18:20 And to all, a good night.
01:18:24 [snoring]
01:18:27 [snoring]
01:18:34 Oh.
01:18:35 Oh.
01:18:36 Oh.
01:18:37 Oh.
01:18:39 Santa?
01:18:40 Shh.
01:18:42 Oh.
01:18:43 [giggling]
01:18:46 Oh, a doll.
01:18:48 [chattering]
01:18:51 Oh, a shiny.
01:18:53 Oh, a doll.
01:18:54 [music playing]
01:18:58 [beeping]
01:19:01 Now for his other children.
01:19:08 [beeping]
01:19:11 [growling]
01:19:13 [grunting]
01:19:15 Killers.
01:19:16 Monsters.
01:19:18 I won't let you ruin the world.
01:19:22 [beeping]
01:19:26 [growling]
01:19:29 [beeping]
01:19:32 [growling]
01:19:35 [growling]
01:19:38 [beeping]
01:19:41 [beeping]
01:19:44 [screaming]
01:19:47 [music playing]
01:19:50 [screaming]
01:19:53 [beeping]
01:19:56 [beeping]
01:19:58 Oh.
01:19:59 [growling]
01:20:02 Oh, this is not going to be pretty.
01:20:08 You made a big mistake, mutants.
01:20:14 Never make Santa pissed, because you're not
01:20:18 going to like your presents.
01:20:20 Unwrap these, you bastards.
01:20:23 [music playing]
01:20:27 Seasons bleeding, you vile mutants.
01:20:30 Time to serve you a Christmas miracle.
01:20:38 Creatures, mutants, wastoids.
01:20:47 [music playing]
01:20:51 [growling]
01:20:54 [screaming]
01:20:57 [growling]
01:21:00 [growling]
01:21:03 [screaming]
01:21:06 [screaming]
01:21:09 [screaming]
01:21:12 [music playing]
01:21:15 [growling]
01:21:18 DNA soup.
01:21:21 Sick, wretched beast.
01:21:23 [screaming]
01:21:34 [growling]
01:21:37 [music playing]
01:21:40 [beeping]
01:21:44 Here we go.
01:21:46 [screaming]
01:21:59 [screaming]
01:22:07 [screaming]
01:22:10 [growling]
01:22:13 Fry, you pigs.
01:22:17 Burn back to hell.
01:22:24 I'll light you up like my new home, just
01:22:28 how I like my mutants--
01:22:31 ugly, crispy, and dead.
01:22:37 I'm going to get killed down here.
01:22:40 Can't keep this up for too long.
01:22:42 There's just too many of them.
01:22:44 I'm just--
01:22:49 What a shot.
01:22:55 Oh, over here.
01:22:57 Die.
01:22:58 [laughing]
01:23:06 Take that.
01:23:07 Take that.
01:23:08 [growling]
01:23:09 Boom, kill.
01:23:11 What?
01:23:12 Friends, go.
01:23:25 [laughing]
01:23:28 [laughing]
01:23:35 [laughing]
01:23:38 Squish.
01:23:43 Fun crush.
01:23:49 Funny toy.
01:23:53 [laughing]
01:23:56 [screaming]
01:23:59 You pay for two.
01:24:02 Faster, faster, faster.
01:24:05 [growling]
01:24:08 No funny evil.
01:24:24 Me, no.
01:24:25 I have surprise.
01:24:28 [beeping]
01:24:31 [beeping]
01:24:34 [growling]
01:24:42 Me crush feels good.
01:24:45 [growling]
01:24:52 Good shot.
01:24:54 Me, no.
01:24:56 Go, again.
01:24:57 Shoot, again.
01:25:00 Yay.
01:25:01 Yay.
01:25:02 Yay.
01:25:03 [laughing]
01:25:05 Yay.
01:25:06 [laughing]
01:25:08 [screaming]
01:25:10 Oh, no.
01:25:11 [laughing]
01:25:14 [screaming]
01:25:17 [screaming]
01:25:19 [growling]
01:25:22 Oh, no.
01:25:24 Trap.
01:25:25 [growling]
01:25:28 [beeping]
01:25:31 Stop.
01:25:35 Hold on, boys.
01:25:57 I want to kill him for good this time.
01:26:02 You'll do no such thing.
01:26:04 Oh, shit.
01:26:09 Figures.
01:26:14 Only weapon left.
01:26:16 No matter.
01:26:17 It's still enough to slit your throat.
01:26:21 [laughing]
01:26:23 With that pathetic blade, you valiant fool Santa, heroic till the end.
01:26:31 I assure you, Santa, these will kill you once and for all.
01:26:44 Made them myself from your own blood.
01:26:48 Is that all you got?
01:26:50 [laughing]
01:26:53 [gasping]
01:26:55 [music playing]
01:26:58 Oh.
01:27:00 [screaming]
01:27:02 [moaning]
01:27:05 [moaning]
01:27:16 [moaning]
01:27:19 [moaning]
01:27:21 You OK?
01:27:22 [moaning]
01:27:24 Me good.
01:27:25 [buzzing]
01:27:27 Huh?
01:27:28 [buzzing]
01:27:34 No.
01:27:35 Stop.
01:27:36 Friend.
01:27:39 No.
01:27:40 No hurt.
01:27:41 Friend.
01:27:42 Friend of Santa.
01:27:44 [buzzing]
01:27:50 Santa?
01:27:52 Friend of Santa.
01:27:55 [laughing]
01:27:57 Santa.
01:27:58 Santa.
01:27:59 Santa.
01:28:00 [laughing]
01:28:01 Santa.
01:28:02 Santa.
01:28:03 Santa.
01:28:04 [laughing]
01:28:05 Santa.
01:28:06 [laughing]
01:28:07 [beeping]
01:28:13 Friend.
01:28:15 [screaming]
01:28:17 Funny girl.
01:28:18 [screaming]
01:28:20 [laughing]
01:28:23 Bad girl.
01:28:24 Hurt funny.
01:28:26 Me crush you good.
01:28:28 [screaming]
01:28:29 [buzzing]
01:28:32 [screaming]
01:28:33 No.
01:28:34 [buzzing]
01:28:35 [laughing]
01:28:37 [buzzing]
01:28:40 [beeping]
01:28:41 [laughing]
01:28:43 [buzzing]
01:28:48 [screaming]
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01:29:12 You cannot win, Santa.
01:29:15 Face it.
01:29:16 My children will soon take over the world.
01:29:21 I won't let you.
01:29:22 You can't do anything, Santa.
01:29:25 You're helpless, pathetic, and weak.
01:29:30 I'm going to kill you for good this time.
01:29:35 I'm tired of your holiday spirit,
01:29:40 your belief in the goodness of things.
01:29:44 You make me sick.
01:29:48 My world will be free from your stupid holiday forever.
01:29:55 Kill him, my children.
01:29:58 Time to bring you a white Christmas.
01:30:01 [screaming]
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01:30:13 [laughing]
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01:30:19 [laughing]
01:30:25 What's the matter, Santa?
01:30:28 Can't use your special powers?
01:30:32 I made this suit from your DNA,
01:30:35 and now I'm just as strong as you.
01:30:39 Stronger.
01:30:41 Face it, Santa.
01:30:43 You're done.
01:30:45 Goodbye, Santa-esque clothes.
01:30:51 [music playing]
01:31:01 Have some Christmas power!
01:31:06 Stop.
01:31:07 [music playing]
01:31:15 Stop, I command you.
01:31:17 [laughing]
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01:31:24 [laughing]
01:31:27 [screaming]
01:31:31 [music playing]
01:31:44 No, Santa.
01:31:46 You can't do this.
01:31:50 Time to taste your own medicine.
01:31:54 [screaming]
01:32:13 Merry...
01:32:18 fucking...
01:32:24 Christmas.
01:32:29 [laughing]
01:32:42 Ho, ho, ho.
01:32:44 Ho, ho, ho.
01:32:46 Ho, ho, ho.
01:32:48 Ho, ho, ho.
01:32:50 [music playing]
01:33:01 [clearing throat]
01:33:03 I used to think that there was nothing left in this world worth living for.
01:33:10 Worth fighting for.
01:33:12 That all was gone, and the old ways were lost forever.
01:33:19 But you, all of you, are proof that the Christmas spirit,
01:33:26 the good of humanity, still lives.
01:33:32 Your sisters fought for it, and some died for it.
01:33:39 And we are eternally grateful.
01:33:43 No matter how hard things get, or how bleak,
01:33:48 it will always survive, as long as we make it so.
01:33:54 Merry Christmas.
01:33:55 Ho, ho, ho.
01:33:58 [laughing]
01:34:00 Merry Christmas.
01:34:02 Ho, ho, ho.
01:34:04 [laughing]
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01:37:56 - A thousand years ago, the world completely collapsed.
01:38:01 Not much is left now, except for the mutants
01:38:05 and the remaining robo-people.
01:38:07 Everyone must kill to survive, even Santa.
01:38:14 (heavy rock music)
01:38:17 (heavy rock music)
01:38:20 - Tell me, what do you remember from the past?
01:38:37 - The past?
01:38:38 (beep)
01:38:39 (upbeat music)
01:38:42 (upbeat music)
01:38:44 - I'm Natalie Embershaw, and you're watching
01:38:59 the DL Network, your place to get the download on the news.
01:39:03 Today, we celebrate Montgomery and Adelaide Shackleton's
01:39:07 latest invention.
01:39:08 It's been 20 years since their jack-mode technology
01:39:12 ended the war.
01:39:13 The sacrifice of those brave men and women
01:39:17 of the 18th Squadron gives us the freedoms we enjoy today.
01:39:22 None more than war hero, Miranda Shackleton,
01:39:28 daughter of Adelaide and Montgomery.
01:39:30 The Shackleton family has prospered
01:39:35 over the last thousand years, and so has mankind,
01:39:39 haven't we?
01:39:39 They keep us safe, and the world has become clean and green.
01:39:44 Yes, the world is a better place thanks to the Shackleton.
01:39:49 - The world will see them for what they are,
01:39:55 liars, killers, and greedy bastards.
01:39:58 - People are happier.
01:40:02 Technology has transformed how we live.
01:40:05 Our bodies have been optimized to reach their full potential
01:40:10 and the Shackleton's military creations continue
01:40:13 to bring peace and stability to the world.
01:40:15 Through non-violent means.
01:40:27 - The safety of the children is our utmost concern.
01:40:32 (dramatic music)
01:40:35 - Using peaceful means, of course.
01:40:41 - As a gift to you, Montgomery and Adelaide Shackleton
01:40:46 are proud to present as a symbol of peace and prosperity,
01:40:51 Infinite Santa.
01:40:54 (laughing)
01:40:55 This winter, Infinite Santa will deliver
01:40:59 a personalized present to every good little boy or girl.
01:41:03 The Shackleton's bring you this amazing present
01:41:08 and it's free of charge.
01:41:10 (laughing)
01:41:12 - This is so cool.
01:41:13 - We love you, Santa.
01:41:15 - We love you, Santa.
01:41:16 - And remember, the Shackleton's make your life better.
01:41:27 - Merry Christmas from the Shackleton's.
01:41:31 We will make all of your holiday wishes
01:41:35 come true.
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