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00:00 ♪ I'm working for the state on my highway patrol ♪
00:04 From the Farrelly brothers, the directors of "There's Something About Mary",
00:09 comes the story of Charlie Bailey Gates.
00:12 All his life, he's been a pushover.
00:15 It's kind of dangerous. You want to move it up onto the sidewalk, away from the traffic?
00:19 A patsy.
00:21 I hate to bother you with this, but your car is going to have to be moved.
00:24 I'll get up behind the grocery store, will you, Charlie?
00:27 A doormat.
00:28 Do you people take checks?
00:29 You mean the black man?
00:30 No, no, no, no.
00:31 Hey, don't say Charlie!
00:33 God!
00:34 Hey!
00:35 Oh, it's on now!
00:37 But inside every guy like Charlie,
00:40 there's a guy like Hank.
00:45 Doctors have diagnosed you as having a split personality.
00:48 A schizo.
00:49 You've been avoiding confrontation.
00:51 But this guy inside...
00:53 Hank?
00:54 He doesn't.
00:58 Any good, Dick?
01:00 I piped it for you.
01:02 Hey!
01:03 Her name's Waters, Irene P. I pulled her over for a broken tail light.
01:07 We'll have one of our troopers escort you.
01:09 20th Century Fox presents...
01:14 Boy, you can't beat the open road!
01:16 The story of two guys.
01:21 So it's true. Charlie is a schizo.
01:24 ♪ Do do do do do do do do do do ♪
01:28 Trapped in one body.
01:30 What the hell are you still doing here?
01:32 You can't get rid of me, Hank.
01:33 Hank!
01:34 Hank!
01:35 You're only hurting yourself!
01:37 In love with the same girl.
01:40 I never wanted to sleep with you, Hank!
01:42 You tricked me!
01:43 Come on, don't be mad.
01:45 I warned you about that, buddy.
01:48 Warned me about what?
01:50 Charlie.
01:51 Uh-huh!
01:52 Jim Carrey.
01:53 Look, I'm not here to twist your niblets.
01:55 What?
01:56 Sound good, candy pants?
01:57 Me, myself and Irene.
02:05 I mean, you should be furious. I just drop-kicked you right in the face.
02:09 Hey, it happens.
02:11 ♪ It's no surprise to me ♪
02:13 ♪ I am my own worst enemy ♪
02:16 [Générique de fin]
02:18 Merci.