Rainham Rampage!
Match 1: Rex Armstrong vs. Will Kaven
Match 2: Artemis vs. Vicki TwoThumbs
Match 3: Samuel Hawkes vs. The Nail
Match 1: Rex Armstrong vs. Will Kaven
Match 2: Artemis vs. Vicki TwoThumbs
Match 3: Samuel Hawkes vs. The Nail
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00:00 [MUSIC]
00:10 [APPLAUSE]
00:20 [MUSIC]
00:30 [APPLAUSE]
00:39 >> Greetings, grapple fans, and welcome to Kent Pro Wrestling.
00:42 >> I'm Clark Andrews.
00:43 >> [APPLAUSE]
00:45 >> Thank you, thank you.
00:47 >> And I'm Rob Ringside.
00:48 [MUSIC]
00:50 >> It's okay, Rob.
00:51 >> It's fine.
00:54 Our grappling action today comes from the Reynham Rampage event held at
00:57 Lee Academy in Reynham, for Kent.
00:59 >> That's right, Rob Ringside.
01:01 And we have an absolutely stupendous main event for you this evening,
01:05 as the heavy metal hero, The Nail, takes on the high flying Samuel Hawks.
01:09 >> That does sound stupendous.
01:11 And we've got women's action as the Crimson Killshot,
01:13 Artemis, takes on the always tenacious Vicky Two Thumbs.
01:16 >> That's right, but up next, we have the Tyrannosaurus,
01:20 Rex Armstrong, taking on the hard hitting Will Kavern.
01:25 >> What a way to kick us off, Clark Andrews.
01:27 I can't wait.
01:28 >> To ringside.
01:29 >> For one fall.
01:30 >> One fall.
01:31 >> With a 15 minute time limit, the winner of this match,
01:36 the winner of this match will obtain the last entrant into the Rampage match.
01:43 And our loser will take the first entrance spot.
01:48 Introducing first.
01:50 [MUSIC]
02:00 [MUSIC]
02:10 >> Grapple fans, welcome back to Reign and Rampage.
02:23 And this contest is an important one for the Reign and Rampage itself.
02:28 >> Yes, it is.
02:29 >> We're gonna see Portsmouth's own Will Kavern take on Tyrannosaurus Rex Armstrong.
02:34 The winner enters the Rampage last, with all the advantages that conveys,
02:39 and the loser enters first.
02:41 >> I have only got bad memories of this match.
02:44 I took part in this match at the Reign and Rampage last year, and
02:47 unfortunately was on the losing end to enter that number one.
02:51 Not a spot that anybody wants to be in.
02:53 [NOISE]
02:56 >> But here he comes.
02:58 Open the door, get on that floor, everybody do the dinosaur.
03:02 [APPLAUSE]
03:07 >> I can't help but enjoy Rex Armstrong's energy.
03:10 He's not even here yet, but I can feel it.
03:12 [APPLAUSE]
03:22 >> Here is the Tyrannosaurus Rex Armstrong.
03:31 >> So the last time that I was on commentary for UKPW,
03:35 I watched this man go hell for lever in a hardcore match with Harry Sefton.
03:41 >> What a match that was.
03:42 >> It was absolutely fantastic.
03:43 >> And actually that's the last time anybody has seen Rex Armstrong until
03:47 today in UKPW.
03:48 Rex Armstrong returns to us here.
03:50 >> It took him that long to recover from those injuries,
03:52 because that was brutal.
03:54 [MUSIC]
03:57 >> He looks all the better for it, for taking some time to compose himself.
04:00 >> Again, a man full of energy, and this crowd firmly behind him.
04:04 They are letting him know with a huge roar.
04:07 >> I did, very well done.
04:09 [MUSIC]
04:19 >> And we're off.
04:20 [APPLAUSE]
04:28 >> I gotta say, both Benning and Spence are in fantastic shape.
04:31 This could be an awesome competition.
04:34 >> Rex looking to get a cover in early.
04:36 >> That's it, why waste your time?
04:40 The quicker you win, the more energy you've got for the Rampage match later on.
04:43 >> Very true, this is gonna be a factoring in over the course of the day,
04:47 a number of the pesters in the matches today are in the Rampage too.
04:50 So as you rightly point out, the longer they spend in their matches,
04:53 the harder they're gonna find the Rampage race.
04:55 >> Exactly, I mean if this ends up being an hour long,
04:59 a 60 minute Ironman match, these guys are gonna be absolutely
05:04 cooked when it comes to later on.
05:06 >> Absolutely.
05:06 And of course, don't forget, there's a mantra for this,
05:10 who goes in at number one, having to fix the day.
05:13 >> So no man wants that position.
05:15 >> [INAUDIBLE]
05:25 >> Huge shot from Rex Armstrong.
05:29 Now they're just trading it, massive.
05:32 Slap, slap and pull.
05:33 >> Shot for shot.
05:34 >> [INAUDIBLE]
05:45 >> These two have come out at 60 mile an hour.
05:49 >> Haven caught.
05:50 >> Strong power slam.
05:51 >> Huge power slam from Rex Armstrong.
05:52 >> [APPLAUSE]
05:57 >> Haven making his way to his feet.
05:59 >> Right now.
06:00 >> Big clothesline there with the turnbuckles.
06:01 >> [APPLAUSE]
06:04 >> I think somebody's going up.
06:05 >> This is what they call a flex named Sue.
06:08 >> [APPLAUSE]
06:12 >> Such delay, all the blood is running to Will's head.
06:15 >> Absolutely, it's gonna be tough for Rex as well, but-
06:18 >> Wow.
06:19 >> A full ten seconds in the air.
06:21 >> And only two on the ground.
06:24 >> [APPLAUSE]
06:27 >> Haven audibly feeling that one.
06:29 >> Makes you wonder whether he's gonna get airtime.
06:30 >> [APPLAUSE]
06:33 >> I think he got plenty.
06:33 >> [APPLAUSE]
06:39 >> Whoa.
06:39 >> Stiff back elbow.
06:42 >> [APPLAUSE]
06:47 >> Looking to, whoa.
06:50 >> Off the set back and forth.
06:51 Gets Cavan to the outside, but Cavan equal to the challenge.
06:56 Now looking to find his way back into the ring.
06:58 Huge knee to Rex Armstrong there.
06:59 >> That could be the knockout blow.
07:00 >> It could really have been.
07:01 It was a huge shot to Rex.
07:03 He looks sick.
07:04 >> That's a mistake right there.
07:08 If you knee somebody in the temple, that's a three count.
07:10 >> [INAUDIBLE]
07:18 >> Whips Rex to the corner with a huge whip.
07:27 >> Whips first.
07:29 >> Rex is feeling that one.
07:30 Cavan takes a moment to compose himself.
07:33 >> [INAUDIBLE]
07:43 >> [INAUDIBLE]
07:53 >> And he needs to be.
08:04 That was a snap.
08:04 >> That was really explosive.
08:07 I wasn't expecting that one bit.
08:08 >> That was all staff.
08:09 Are we gonna see some crackling pop?
08:11 >> Rex is straight back up to his feet.
08:13 >> Here's the crackle.
08:13 >> Just lifting Rex like.
08:17 >> There's the pop.
08:18 That's amazing.
08:19 >> Huge, huge power from Will Cavan there.
08:20 Just lifting Rex up.
08:21 >> Still not going for the pin.
08:23 >> Just carried Rex Armstrong around the ring like a small baby.
08:27 >> [INAUDIBLE]
08:31 >> I mean, Rex is not a small baby.
08:32 He's a fantastically in shape wrestler.
08:35 >> He is.
08:36 >> It's a very different thing.
08:37 >> I've got to say, he may regret that.
08:39 >> He may choose to come to regret that, absolutely.
08:43 >> [INAUDIBLE]
08:54 >> [INAUDIBLE]
09:02 >> Is there even gonna be some Rex left
09:03 for the Rampage match?
09:04 >> This is a great question, especially if somebody goes in at number one and
09:08 they're worn, just down to the count.
09:09 >> [INAUDIBLE]
09:20 >> Wait a second.
09:20 >> [INAUDIBLE]
09:22 >> Spear out of the corner.
09:25 >> Just like that, Rex is back in this contest.
09:27 Huge spear, but panic capitalized on the momentum he's just gained.
09:31 >> It's all right, see?
09:32 After a huge impact from a move like that,
09:34 just unable to get there because of the beating that he'd already taken.
09:38 >> But at least like this, Rex has earned himself a little bit of breathing time.
09:42 >> And there we are.
09:44 The T-Rex is risen.
09:46 >> [APPLAUSE]
09:50 >> Into a turnbuckle in a huge clothesline.
09:53 >> Apex Predator is on the hunt.
09:55 >> Kuna again working Caven back into that turnbuckle, calling for one more.
10:00 And there he gets it.
10:04 Sending him up again.
10:07 Caven just floats over.
10:10 >> Massive boot to the thighs.
10:12 >> [NOISE]
10:16 >> Into the turnbuckle and there we go.
10:18 >> The Hoover Stampede.
10:21 >> And Caven kicks out at two at seven eight.
10:24 >> I have never seen a T-Rex Stampede, but that was something of beauty.
10:29 Unbelievable that Caven kicked out at two.
10:32 >> Impressive for Caven to be able to have the resilience to kick out at two and
10:35 must have been seven eight.
10:37 >> [NOISE]
10:46 >> Armstrong looking to lift Caven to the second rope.
10:48 >> Here we go, the air can get thin up there depending on how high you go.
10:52 >> Rex is looking for his crowd to give him a little energy to keep pushing forwards.
10:56 >> What is Rex after here?
10:57 >> Nothing good for Caven at this point.
11:01 >> Rex is a fan of the C-13, we're looking for a super plan.
11:05 >> Must be thinking what must I do to put this guy down?
11:08 >> Will Craven blocking?
11:10 >> Still blocking, just working that midsection of Rex Armstrong as we mentioned earlier.
11:15 >> Big headbutt.
11:17 >> I like headbutts.
11:19 >> I mean, if you want to do a little windy, I saw you-
11:22 >> Caven goes for a huge cross body, but Rex Armstrong catches, hoists him up.
11:26 Caven floats back over.
11:30 Trying to lift him, but Rex is just elbowing the back of his head.
11:33 >> These guys still fighting tooth and claw.
11:36 >> Oh!
11:38 >> Hanging on the top rope.
11:39 >> Yeah, just Rex.
11:40 >> Oh!
11:44 >> Huge stomp from the top rope.
11:46 >> That could be it, that could be all she wrote.
11:49 >> And he kicks out at 2.9.
11:51 >> I had to spot if Rex's shoulders weren't quite down while Rex was counting there.
11:55 [MUSIC]
12:03 >> Rex knew he wasn't well in his surroundings.
12:05 >> I think if Rex understands how close he came to losing this contest,
12:08 the referee's count is what matters.
12:10 >> [NOISE]
12:15 >> Caven just now showboating, taunting Rex Armstrong.
12:18 >> Looking to hoist him up.
12:20 >> Oh, and Rex just rolls through and covers him.
12:22 >> Oh, power toss.
12:23 >> And an almost stole one.
12:25 >> Oh!
12:26 >> Big forearm.
12:27 >> Huge forearm.
12:29 >> Rex lining him up again.
12:31 >> Oh!
12:32 >> Just all the impact on the head and the shoulders.
12:35 >> And he kicks out again at 2.10, 11.
12:38 >> Almost a fisherman's, fisherman's brain buster.
12:41 Double arm, under hook.
12:44 >> Oh!
12:45 >> What a fly suplex.
12:46 >> Just a delayed.
12:48 >> And again, 2.11, 12.
12:51 >> The willpower of Will is impressive right now.
12:55 >> I've got to say, I'm impressed with your fractions.
12:57 >> Yeah, well, I mean, every time it feels like it gets a little bit closer.
13:00 I have to up my, I have to keep my game sharp.
13:02 >> So we're looking for 12.13 next round.
13:04 >> Absolutely.
13:05 You've caught on to the system already.
13:07 Now I've got to mix it up.
13:08 >> [NOISE]
13:11 >> Oh, Rex looking to go off the ropes, but Caven catches.
13:14 >> Oh!
13:15 >> That was it, knockout blow.
13:18 >> And just like that.
13:19 >> And that was a 3.0 second count.
13:22 >> 3.0 exactly right.
13:24 >> And that's it, now after that beating, Rex is unfortunately going in at one.
13:28 >> Yeah, that was Caven.
13:29 >> What an advantage going in at number 20.
13:33 >> And the winner of this week's Rampage match, Will Caven.
13:40 >> And there you have it, with that victory, Will Caven will enter the Rampage at number 20.
13:44 He will have the advantage of watching the other 19 leather each other.
13:49 Rex Armstrong may be in among that 19.
13:51 He may still be in the match at that time, but he'll have to fight out from number one.
13:55 >> Massive disadvantage, and from the beat and the easiest touch.
14:03 >> You've seen Rex overcome some massive odds in the past, but this is going to be an uphill struggle in that Rampage match.
14:08 >> You're exactly right, Wendy.
14:10 >> If I was a gambling man, my money would not be on Armstrong after that.
14:13 >> Absolutely right.
14:14 >> But Will Caven.
14:15 >> There we go, Will Caven is going to be number 20 in the reign of Rampage having fought a hard fought victory over Rex Armstrong.
14:22 And Rex Armstrong will be in at number one.
14:25 There you have it.
14:26 >> That was two men going two for nil because they knew what was at stake for that.
14:32 >> Absolutely right.
14:33 >> No matter who you are, whatever you do, please do not try this at home, school or anywhere.
14:41 [MUSIC]
14:59 >> Welcome grapple fans to UKPW Reynham Rampage right here in, well, Reynham.
15:04 I'm Rob Wade and I'm joined on the commentary desk by the Queen of Planet Fanatec, Wendy Louise.
15:08 >> Hello everyone.
15:09 >> And we are privileged to be joined by a UKPW legend, Mr. Buck Broadside.
15:15 Hello, sir.
15:16 >> Former inter-regional champion, former tag team champion, former UKPW sexiest man.
15:20 One of them is a real, you can make up your mind which.
15:22 >> Well, I'm hoping it's, well, I have my hopes about which one is real because I'm hoping to win later in the year.
15:28 >> Yes, sir.
15:29 >> Tag team champion, right?
15:30 >> Yes.
15:31 >> Yeah, that's the one.
15:32 >> All right, cool.
15:33 [MUSIC]
15:37 >> Here we go, the fun loving, the party popping.
15:40 [MUSIC]
15:44 >> I will break the thumbs.
15:45 [MUSIC]
15:51 >> We've got two of them, and so should Vicky Two Thumbs.
15:56 [MUSIC]
15:58 >> That's right.
15:59 Our opening contest sees Artemis representing Meme Team take on the eldest, tenacious and ever popular Vicky Two Thumbs.
16:05 With the exception of Wendy Louise.
16:07 >> Everyone's got two thumbs, I really don't know what her deal is.
16:10 >> It's right, who's got two thumbs and likes Vicky Two Thumbs?
16:14 This guy, oh yes.
16:16 >> Why are you here?
16:17 Who invited you?
16:19 >> Either way, we're in for a hash of a contest to kick off Reign and Ram play today.
16:22 [MUSIC]
16:27 >> Vicky interacting with pretty much everybody in the crowd she can get to.
16:30 >> It's all right, she's doing the laps, I respect that.
16:32 >> When I was here last year, I did the up and down stairs, I was knackered by the time I got to the ring.
16:37 >> I'd be in the same position I think, and I'm not wrestling trained as many people have pointed out.
16:42 >> I mean, you say legend, that's just another word for old.
16:46 >> Well, I don't see it that way, Buff.
16:48 I see it as, you know, recognition of your years of service and your.
16:51 >> But this, I've got to get back to this, this Raiden crowd are noisy.
16:56 >> Absolutely.
16:57 >> And they are making the noise for Vicky Two Thumbs.
16:59 >> Absolutely, we're in for a heck of a day in terms of crowd interaction if this is the standard they set in early doors.
17:03 >> This is it, let's hope they don't wear themselves out too early.
17:07 >> Because we've got a big rampage match for the main event.
17:10 >> That is a good word for it.
17:12 [NOISE]
17:18 >> There we go, yes.
17:19 >> And the bell rings, we're on the way.
17:20 >> We don't like your fun.
17:21 >> Ding dong, Merrily on high.
17:23 [NOISE]
17:33 >> Assert her physical, when it comes to powerhouses in the women's division,
17:38 Artemis right up there with the strong.
17:40 [NOISE]
17:56 >> Yeah, definitely some mind games at work.
17:58 [NOISE]
18:08 >> Where's the etiquette, come on.
18:09 [NOISE]
18:14 >> Vicky Two Thumbs take advantage, rolled up on you, one count but could have ended the contest early.
18:18 [NOISE]
18:21 >> There could be an over confidence here from Artemis, that might be a downside.
18:25 >> And what Vicky did, physical presence, she makes up for in speed.
18:30 And she's always tenacious, so there's going to be that possibility she could just pull something out of nowhere.
18:34 >> The one thing that Vicky Two Thumbs has got over Artemis is the backing from this crowd.
18:39 And that is just like having the 12th man in a game of football.
18:42 >> Absolutely.
18:43 [NOISE]
18:44 >> Artemis shrugged off a bulldog.
18:45 >> And there we go, Artemis showing the strength again.
18:49 >> Well this isn't the first time these two ladies have met.
18:52 Just last week they were in a six man tag match.
18:56 >> That's very true, it was a closely contested match.
19:00 Vicky Two Thumbs on the winning team that time, hard to say for sure that's going to be the case for them.
19:05 >> Is that the mind games though?
19:06 Does that mean Artemis is coming into this thinking she can't beat her?
19:09 >> Maybe.
19:10 >> Also maybe Vicky Two Thumbs is coming in too confident.
19:12 >> And Vicky Two Thumbs flooring Artemis with a big shoulder block.
19:16 [NOISE]
19:18 >> Hit the cover but another one count.
19:19 >> Barely a one referee didn't even make it to the end.
19:22 >> Referee Tristan Stone is doing the best.
19:24 >> Get to the knees but.
19:25 [NOISE]
19:28 >> Artemis looking to work over Vicky in the corner.
19:30 [NOISE]
19:31 >> Now looking to the opposite corner.
19:32 [NOISE]
19:35 >> Artemis taking her time making her way over there.
19:37 Not in any desperate rush.
19:38 >> It's all right, slow and methodical.
19:40 >> Absolutely.
19:41 [NOISE]
19:43 >> The slower this match is the better it is for Artemis.
19:45 >> Now she goes in but Vicky is equal to it.
19:47 And hits that bulldog.
19:49 [NOISE]
19:51 >> Cover.
19:52 And a two count.
19:53 [NOISE]
19:55 >> That bulldog needed a little bit more slobber on it to keep her down for longer.
19:57 >> Absolutely but that's the closest she's come so far to ending this contest.
20:00 And actually the closest anybody's come.
20:02 [NOISE]
20:05 >> Vicky looking to hit a suplex.
20:06 >> Off the ropes again.
20:07 >> And there's that power again.
20:10 [NOISE]
20:11 >> You do not want to be Vicky Two Thumbs right now.
20:13 There's only one way to go from there.
20:15 >> That was a hard landing.
20:19 Artemis has recovered.
20:20 [NOISE]
20:23 >> It's not the way.
20:24 [NOISE]
20:26 >> Not the way.
20:27 I mentioned overconfidence.
20:29 [NOISE]
20:31 >> It's one team running roughed up over Vicky Two Thumbs.
20:33 It's been very brutal.
20:34 >> Well there you go.
20:35 Crowd starting to get behind Vicky.
20:36 [APPLAUSE]
20:38 >> Sticking their two hands together including their thumbs.
20:40 >> Absolutely.
20:41 As you rightly point out Bob, the crowd behind you can be the difference maker.
20:44 >> Exactly.
20:45 >> Gives you a little bit of extra of happiness.
20:46 [APPLAUSE]
20:48 >> And at this point, it doesn't matter if the contest Vicky needs it.
20:50 [APPLAUSE]
20:53 >> There we go.
20:54 Starting to fight back.
20:55 [APPLAUSE]
20:56 >> Artemis is just exchanging forearms with Vicky.
20:59 [APPLAUSE]
21:01 >> And again, taking their time just too slowly.
21:04 >> Maybe a little too long.
21:05 >> Oh.
21:06 >> Vicious.
21:07 >> Hard shots at the back of the shoulder.
21:09 [INAUDIBLE]
21:12 >> And a two.
21:15 >> Almost makes me glad that I'm retired from this sport because I didn't want to keep up with that.
21:19 I'm going to be honest with you.
21:20 >> I can't say I blame you there, Bob.
21:22 >> Yeah.
21:24 >> And then referee Tristan Stone just counting to five there.
21:27 Artemis had until five to stop him.
21:30 Stopped him a lot.
21:32 >> That's a good word.
21:33 I like that.
21:34 That's got to be the word of the day.
21:36 Took me too long to come up with it, but thank you.
21:38 >> Oh.
21:39 >> Oh, face plant.
21:40 >> Oh, that's just -- for those of you who don't know, wrestling rings are not soft.
21:45 When you land those first, you go about it.
21:48 >> Absolutely.
21:49 >> Artemis is taking --
21:51 >> Overpower Vicky.
21:53 She's taking her two thumbs.
21:55 >> Go on, Artemis.
21:56 Break them thumbs for me.
21:58 >> I must find out what the history is there because this just sounds fascinating.
22:01 But for now, let's just stick to the basics.
22:03 >> What is your dislike of thumbs?
22:04 >> Just everyone's got them.
22:05 Why is that so important?
22:07 >> Not much of a gamer.
22:09 >> She's got some amazing --
22:11 >> See, there you go.
22:12 She's fighting back into this contest with some chops.
22:14 Oh, I spoke too soon.
22:16 Artemis just leveling Vicky with a big boot.
22:18 >> This is the whole thing.
22:19 When you've got them on the ropes, you've got to keep on them.
22:23 I appreciate crowd reaction more than anybody else, but sometimes, sometimes you've got to stay on your opponent.
22:29 >> Absolutely, which Artemis is currently doing because they're leveling Vicky.
22:34 Another big slam.
22:36 >> The power of Artemis.
22:38 She looks annoyed right now.
22:39 She's in good place for Vicky to be.
22:42 >> Oh, the stretch in that shoulder.
22:43 The same one -- well, one of two she's been working on in the contest.
22:48 >> Just to let you know, bodies aren't supposed to move in that direction.
22:51 >> Very much in detail.
22:56 Crowds trying to get Vicky back into this contest.
22:58 >> Right now starting to pull on the tendon in the shoulder, working that rotator cuff.
23:03 She's rolling through.
23:10 >> Artemis has been one step ahead in through this.
23:13 Every time Vicky starts coming back, here we go.
23:17 Use that speed.
23:23 Again, another big shoulder block.
23:25 >> Using that momentum coming out of the corner that Artemis actually gave her.
23:30 Huge elbow.
23:34 >> The crowd are going crazy for Vicky Tufos.
23:36 >> Absolutely.
23:38 Enough to sway you, Wendy?
23:40 >> That was a vicious looking boot there.
23:44 >> Wow.
23:45 >> I'm not quite sure what that was, but it --
23:47 >> It worked.
23:48 >> It looked like a forearm, and it certainly did the job.
23:52 Vicky going for the cover.
23:54 >> I'm not sure the term gave her a good thumb here.
24:04 >> That's a new move.
24:06 >> There we go.
24:07 >> See?
24:08 We can now put it --
24:10 >> Oh, oh, there we go.
24:12 >> Vicky with it.
24:13 Huge head scissors from the second row.
24:15 >> Okay, Tufos, that was creative.
24:16 I liked it.
24:17 >> Artemis trying to create some space between the two of them now so she can recover.
24:21 >> This is referee Chris McStone as well.
24:23 >> Disgusting behavior, no.
24:27 >> Vicky helping -- well, with the help of the crowd.
24:30 >> I tend to agree.
24:31 >> Yeah, right.
24:32 I wouldn't be doing that if I was you.
24:34 Don't want to annoy Artemis.
24:36 >> Oh.
24:37 >> Again, taking her eye off.
24:38 >> Absolutely.
24:39 A distraction of referee Chris McStone coming at her.
24:41 Artemis makes use of it, levels over the boot.
24:46 >> Big cover.
24:47 >> And she kicks out at two.
24:48 >> Right.
24:50 >> Crowd's all family behind the two thumbs of Vicky.
24:53 >> Absolutely.
24:58 >> Artemis is closer after.
25:00 >> Careful, we're going to see another big -- oh, power slam.
25:05 >> And she kicks out again at two.
25:09 >> Yeah, Vicky with two thumbs doesn't give up very easily.
25:12 >> That's the nicest thing you've ever said about her.
25:14 >> But against Artemis, maybe she should.
25:15 >> That's the nicest thing you've ever said about her.
25:17 >> She keeps coming back at her with a strong punch.
25:20 >> Power, the wriggling arm.
25:22 Drops behind.
25:23 >> Oh.
25:25 >> Stiff kickings.
25:26 >> Oh, massive snap suplex.
25:30 >> And a cover.
25:31 >> Oh, so close.
25:33 >> Three closes.
25:34 >> So close.
25:38 >> Keep going, Vicky.
25:40 >> Don't think about it, Vicky.
25:41 Don't think about it.
25:43 >> Keep on top.
25:44 That's the one.
25:45 >> She wants to keep the momentum up while she has it.
25:48 >> Looks like she's lined up for another suplex.
25:54 >> Wow.
25:55 Amazing catch from Artemis there.
26:00 >> TKO.
26:03 >> That might just do it.
26:07 >> And it's over.
26:09 >> That power wins it for Artemis.
26:11 >> Artemis picks up the win with a huge, huge impact maneuver.
26:16 Vicky Two Thumbs, despite her tenacity, is still flat out on the canvas.
26:21 >> Unfortunately, Vicky Two Thumbs is still very new to the game.
26:26 She showed a little bit of naivety, not quite staying on top, but tenacious to the end.
26:32 So eventually, power wins over.
26:37 >> And the crowd letting Artemis know exactly what they think of her.
26:41 >> Haters are just going to feed Artemis.
26:43 >> This is true.
26:44 >> And how about that, Grapple fans?
26:45 What a contest to kick off Reign of Rampage.
26:47 Artemis coming out on top against Vicky Two Thumbs.
26:49 A hard-fought contest, Wendy and Bob.
26:51 >> Definitely.
26:53 Vicky Two Thumbs, the crowd still firmly behind her and letting her know what they think.
26:56 Full appreciation.
26:58 [MUSIC]
27:21 >> What a show we've got in store for you guys, eh?
27:27 You're booing me, but UKPW have got two champions.
27:30 Neither of them are here.
27:32 Neither of them.
27:33 Ruff, Sapphire Reap, where are they?
27:35 They don't care about any of you.
27:37 But I do.
27:38 I do, and that's why later on tonight, I'm going to win that Rampage Rumble.
27:42 I'm going to win the Interregional Championship, and I'm going to make UKPW a respectable company.
27:50 A meme team company.
27:53 And there ain't a thing any of you can do about it.
27:57 Keep booing.
27:58 Keep cheering.
27:59 I've got all day.
28:00 Guys, keep coming.
28:02 I'll soak it in.
28:03 I'll soak it in.
28:04 Keep coming.
28:05 There's nothing you can do.
28:08 I'm just going to sit here and wait.
28:10 I'll just sit here and wait.
28:11 You'll get no wrestling.
28:13 You will get no more wrestling until I win the-
28:15 [MUSIC]
28:26 [CHANTING]
28:29 [MUSIC]
28:32 [CHANTING]
28:34 [MUSIC]
28:44 [CHANTING]
28:46 [MUSIC]
28:56 [CHANTING]
28:58 [MUSIC]
29:04 Oh, you're so delightful.
29:05 Thank you.
29:06 I try.
29:07 I try.
29:08 I try.
29:09 See, all I can hear is this clown backstage.
29:13 You clown.
29:14 He is a clown.
29:16 He is a clown.
29:17 Pennywise.
29:19 Pennywise.
29:20 [LAUGHTER]
29:25 Known to cause a few nightmares, is this man, eh?
29:28 So you're going to win the Reign and Rumble.
29:30 [CHANTING]
29:32 Do we think he's going to win the Reign and Rumble?
29:35 [CHANTING]
29:49 Do me a favor.
29:50 If this clown ever gets the mic again, I want you to boo so loud that he cannot talk.
29:57 [LAUGHTER]
30:00 None of us want to hear him speak.
30:02 [CHANTING]
30:13 See, Adonis, Adonis, Adonis, Adonis.
30:17 Name doesn't fit the body, does it?
30:20 Oh.
30:22 Don't get me wrong.
30:23 You're a great wrestler, absolutely incredible wrestler.
30:26 I think he's great.
30:28 But he's just not delightful.
30:32 That's right.
30:33 He's just not, is he?
30:35 I'm very delightful.
30:37 You're not delightful.
30:40 I'm very delightful.
30:42 I'm very delightful.
30:43 You're not delightful.
30:45 I am delightful.
30:46 You're not delightful.
30:47 You're not delightful.
30:49 You're not delightful.
30:51 You're not delightful.
30:53 Well, I'll tell you what, Adonis, let me make--
30:56 [MUSIC PLAYING]
30:58 Oh!
30:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]
31:02 [INAUDIBLE]
31:05 [MUSIC PLAYING]
31:08 [INAUDIBLE]
31:10 You're not delightful, either.
31:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]
31:15 [INAUDIBLE]
31:18 [MUSIC PLAYING]
31:21 Now, do you mind just shutting up while I speak?
31:25 Because both of you want to talk about how
31:28 you're going to win the Rampage.
31:29 But me, I am the one who's going to go back home
31:32 to my best town of Essex, not Kent.
31:38 And I'm going to win this Rumble.
31:40 Because I am one of the new faces here.
31:42 You can be delightful when you want.
31:44 You can be a part of some meme team.
31:46 But nobody is better than the Hellboy in this Rumble.
31:50 Now, I dare anyone else to test me.
31:53 Anyone.
31:54 Hell, even a few people in the audience.
31:56 Do you want to try me?
31:57 No, because I'll beat you.
31:58 Shut up.
31:59 [INAUDIBLE]
32:00 Yeah!
32:01 Oh, boom.
32:02 You've learned something.
32:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]
32:06 [APPLAUSE]
32:09 [MUSIC PLAYING]
32:12 [APPLAUSE]
32:15 [MUSIC PLAYING]
32:18 [APPLAUSE]
32:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]
32:24 [APPLAUSE]
32:27 [MUSIC PLAYING]
32:30 [APPLAUSE]
32:33 [MUSIC PLAYING]
32:36 [INTERPOSING VOICES]
32:39 Guys, guys, guys.
32:40 Guys, guys, guys.
32:42 Rumble's later, all right?
32:43 Chill.
32:44 No, I'm not ready.
32:45 I'm not ready.
32:46 Raider!
32:47 [CHEERING]
32:48 Are we doing it?
32:51 How you like it, Lolly?
32:52 How you doing?
32:53 Good?
32:54 [INTERPOSING VOICES]
32:56 Yeah, I know.
32:57 He's a clown.
32:59 So you might not believe it, because now three,
33:03 three people have claimed they're going to win the Rampage.
33:07 But--
33:08 No, they're not.
33:09 Exactly.
33:10 Who do you think's going to win the Rampage?
33:12 [INTERPOSING VOICES]
33:13 Richie!
33:14 Richie!
33:15 Richie!
33:16 Richie!
33:17 Richie!
33:18 Richie!
33:19 Richie!
33:20 Who's going to win?
33:21 Richie!
33:22 Richie!
33:23 I can't argue with that.
33:25 But dare I say, I'm going to make the claim of not only will
33:30 I win the Rampage on my debut, but I'm
33:33 going to make it extra spicy.
33:35 [CHEERING]
33:38 There's only one can when they come out to the Spice Girls.
33:40 Can I hear it for the Spice Girls?
33:42 [CHEERING]
33:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]
33:45 Oh, I love this.
33:46 [MUSIC PLAYING]
33:49 [CHEERING]
33:58 All right, all right, cut the music.
34:05 [CHEERING]
34:08 [INAUDIBLE]
34:09 I'm not going to come out here and tell you--
34:13 well, you people already know, you
34:15 can forget some Spice Girl wannabe winning any Rampage.
34:19 There's only one man, one man here today
34:22 going on winning the Rampage match
34:24 and getting that interregional championship shot.
34:26 And that's this man, Drees.
34:29 [CHEERING]
34:32 We'll see you later.
34:35 [MUSIC PLAYING]
34:38 It's my turn now.
34:52 I've got the mic.
34:53 Ha!
34:55 Shut up.
34:56 Shut up.
34:56 I don't even know who you are, all right?
34:58 [INAUDIBLE]
35:00 I may not have won a match in--
35:03 well, ever.
35:04 My name's Mel Finkin.
35:05 I was promoted.
35:06 I was on the advertisement.
35:08 This all changes tonight.
35:10 I win a match.
35:11 The streak starts now!
35:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]
35:22 Hello.
35:23 [MUSIC PLAYING]
35:26 Sheep, scat, sheep, spigot.
35:30 Hello.
35:31 [MUSIC PLAYING]
35:33 I've got a mic too.
35:35 And right now, unless all of you leave,
35:38 this show can't continue and the Rampage match
35:42 will never happen.
35:43 So everyone out now!
35:47 [CHEERING]
35:50 I don't care in what order you leave.
35:56 [MUSIC PLAYING]
36:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
36:03 [INAUDIBLE]
36:11 Welcome back to Reign of Rampage here at UKPW, Grapple fans.
36:25 And what a contest we've got in store for you now.
36:28 Samuel Hawkes taking on local hero, The Nail.
36:32 And former tag team partner of Buck Broadside, yes.
36:36 My friend, The Nail.
36:38 Oh, dear.
36:39 I do miss being the hammer as part of that team.
36:43 Was that your name?
36:44 What, the hammer?
36:45 Yeah, heavy metal.
36:46 All right.
36:46 Heavy metal.
36:47 I was always the heavy metal.
36:49 [MUSIC PLAYING]
36:52 Excuse me a second.
36:56 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
36:59 weighing in at a light and strong 6 pound,
37:04 he is the heavy metal, hard core hero, this is The Nail.
37:15 I couldn't resist that.
37:16 I had to dial back a few months since the last time we tagged.
37:19 Put it on.
37:20 Put the headset back on, Kirstie, with Buck Broadside.
37:23 We bring you to our commentary position
37:25 and you take such liberties with the equipment.
37:28 I can't miss out on a headbang with my former partner,
37:30 can I?
37:30 Come on.
37:31 All right, fine.
37:32 Yes.
37:32 Have it your way.
37:35 Well, one person hoping he will be able to have his way
37:38 is The Nail as he looks to take out Samuel Hawkes.
37:42 That's it.
37:42 That's-- ooh.
37:45 Got a bit light-headed there.
37:46 There we go.
37:47 I don't like it.
37:47 Well, that'll be all the headbanging.
37:49 It's been a while since I've done it, you see.
37:52 Samuel Hawkes looks very focused at the minute,
37:54 not fazed at all by the fact that The Nail is
37:56 the homegrown hero.
37:58 Absolutely.
37:59 Homegrown hero, UKPW legend.
38:04 Yes, he is in that moment with me.
38:06 Unfortunately, I'm not wrestling anymore and he is.
38:09 But look at him go.
38:11 Well, if you're a wrestler who's not from the hometown,
38:14 you have to contend with the fact you will run into people
38:16 who are from the hometown every now and then.
38:20 Samuel Hawkes certainly seems unfazed.
38:22 But look-- ooh.
38:23 Right out of the gate.
38:24 And straight in right at the end of the nose.
38:26 And a nice bit to go in looking to finish this contest early.
38:28 I thought that might have been a win early then, yeah.
38:30 My goodness.
38:30 Wow.
38:32 That speed.
38:34 Audrey looks composed.
38:37 Oh.
38:39 And that's it.
38:40 Hawkes taking it to Nail.
38:41 And now whip to the corner.
38:42 Early on.
38:43 Jumps over and off the ropes.
38:45 Oh.
38:46 Good drop kick.
38:47 Anything you can do, he can do better.
38:50 Come on.
38:51 Come on.
38:53 Samuel Hawkes.
38:54 Which might be wise, but maybe not.
38:56 Because we know that Nail can fly.
38:58 This is very true.
38:59 Nail is a high flyer here at EKPW, as he will no doubt
39:02 demonstrate.
39:03 Just leaping over that top rope.
39:07 This is a match you can do without any kind of--
39:09 This is very true.
39:10 We're not going to see a lot of that in the Rampage
39:13 but which will be next.
39:15 Absolutely.
39:16 Let's make a broadcast we are looking at 20 person Rampage
39:19 match.
39:20 We may well see one or more of these contestants in that
39:23 match.
39:24 Oh.
39:28 Massive spinning heel kick from Samuel Hawkes.
39:30 Again, just a slightly fast velocity.
39:34 Samuel Hawkes, very impressive so far.
39:36 Looking to take it to the Nail.
39:38 Well, this is it again.
39:39 Although I've been away from EKPW for a while,
39:42 Samuel Hawkes is not a name I know.
39:44 This will be the first time for me.
39:47 Making a good showing for himself so far.
39:49 That's what he said.
39:50 Exactly, yes.
39:51 Yes, Samuel Hawkes is not here to make friends.
39:53 And he's making that very, very clear.
39:57 The intensity of him just straight on.
40:00 Right in the face of referee, but he's not.
40:02 I like it.
40:03 Samuel Hawkes has got a job to do and he's doing it.
40:05 Oh.
40:06 Big snap suplex.
40:07 Another snap suplex.
40:09 Nail powers out of the tunnel.
40:10 Oh, Nail.
40:12 Ah.
40:13 Ah.
40:14 Ah.
40:15 And there we go.
40:18 Hometown hero.
40:19 The crowd are letting him know.
40:21 Hey.
40:22 Hey.
40:23 And Nail just powers back up.
40:25 Into the position.
40:26 Oh.
40:27 Not for long though.
40:28 A huge elbow from Samuel Hawkes.
40:30 Going for another cover.
40:31 And a two.
40:32 The ferociousness.
40:35 The Hawkes is hitting the Nail.
40:36 You'd think he owed him money or something.
40:38 Absolutely.
40:40 He's got a thick back.
40:41 No, Samuel Hawkes clearly trying to cope.
40:44 Oh.
40:45 What a big feather in his cap it would be for Samuel Hawkes to pick up a victory over
40:50 somebody who's dead.
40:51 Oh.
40:52 Big.
40:53 And a two count from Samuel Hawkes.
40:56 My goodness.
40:57 Ferocious, athletic.
40:59 Hawkes, he's.
41:00 Hawkes, you have to give credit where it's due.
41:04 This is impressive so far.
41:05 Exactly.
41:08 He's really, he's showing me.
41:10 It's not often people ground Nail quite as much as Samuel Hawkes has.
41:17 Ground him as quickly as well.
41:19 Absolutely.
41:20 Nail has barely had the chance to get going.
41:23 Samuel Hawkes has clipped the Nail's wings.
41:26 Oh.
41:27 Stop kicking him.
41:29 Nail is just being, forgive my.
41:32 Forgive it.
41:34 Driven into the ground.
41:35 Oh, they've gone two.
41:36 I'm in shock at the ability of Hawkes.
41:40 It's really impressive so far.
41:43 And as I say, forgive my cursive words, but the Nail is just being driven into the ground.
41:48 Another float over, suplex attempt.
41:56 Oh, big clothesline.
41:58 Hawkes on his feet.
41:59 Another clothesline for the Nail.
42:02 Turning him around.
42:04 Oh, spin out powerbomb.
42:09 And that almost did it.
42:12 A second float.
42:13 And there we go.
42:16 Nail just looking to regain some momentum having just been really taken to task.
42:22 Nail letting him know he's going to fly.
42:24 Don Moonsault of his own in the tank.
42:27 Hawkes on his feet.
42:29 Oh.
42:30 Very well scouted.
42:32 And Nail no longer on his feet.
42:34 Nail, one of the most effective Moonsaults at UKPW.
42:38 It has been many a match.
42:39 It really has.
42:41 And just elbowing Samuel Hawkes.
42:49 A land selfie.
42:51 Regaining some composure.
42:53 I see that land on the middle.
42:57 Oh.
42:58 Hawkes just ducks through.
43:03 Oh, massive running knee.
43:06 Oh.
43:11 To the jaw, that's got to be it.
43:13 Knockout blow.
43:14 And a two count.
43:16 Huge resilience from the Nail.
43:18 I don't think I've ever seen anyone manhandle the Nail like this.
43:22 Absolutely not, which is relatively impressive.
43:25 The intensity is something to behold.
43:29 And there we go, the crowd getting behind the Nail right now.
43:32 He's driven into the corner.
43:40 Big close arm from the Nail.
43:42 Down for a bulldog and Nails it.
43:44 The final expression.
43:45 Is he going to get to fly this time?
43:51 The crowd are clapping for Moonsault.
43:53 Hawkes is not making his first stout this time.
43:56 And here we go.
43:57 Huge acceleration from the Nail.
44:00 That's got to be it.
44:01 Oh, it's a two.
44:03 Unbelievable.
44:04 Unbelievable, yes.
44:06 There's not many men that have kicked out of the Nails Moonsault.
44:10 Indeed.
44:11 What's Nail got left?
44:13 He hit that double arm DDT, but Hawkes rolls through.
44:21 Flux over.
44:22 Oh, wow.
44:24 Real innovative manoeuvre there from Hawkes.
44:27 Not enough to keep the Nail down, however.
44:30 That was 2.8 easily.
44:32 Absolutely, really impressive move from Hawkes.
44:34 I'm in shock.
44:35 I mean, this is amazing.
44:37 Really impressive.
44:40 He's quick, he's powerful, he's hitting with some huge, huge nails.
44:44 Samuel Hawkes is going to show us how much he can fly right now.
44:47 Oh, nobody home.
44:51 What an acrobatic manoeuvre from Hawkes.
44:53 It's just a shame for him that nobody was on the end of it.
44:56 Nail was able to roll through, roll out of it.
44:58 Oh, and hits a kick of his own.
45:01 Oh, a double arm.
45:03 Just driven.
45:05 And that's all.
45:07 Goodness me, what a contest.
45:10 The Nail showing that he's still got it.
45:19 Absolutely, but all credit to Samuel Hawkes.
45:22 What a performance.
45:24 He may not have won this one, but Samuel Hawkes has got a bright future.
45:28 Absolutely, hugely impressive and innovative offence.
45:31 Hugely acrobatic and quick.
45:33 On the fan.
45:35 Yeah, I can understand why.
45:37 Almost took the Nail down on more than one occasion.
45:40 Pairs breath from that freak out.
45:43 The first time I've ever seen him, and I hope it's not my last.
45:47 It might have been if he'd have broken my glasses.
45:49 How about that grapple fans?
45:51 What a performance from Samuel Hawkes to stay in the match and take the Nail to task.
45:55 But the Nail picks up the victory, shows his resilience and demonstrates once again why he is one of the stars here in UKPW.
46:02 What do you make of that contest?
46:04 That was so impressive from Samuel Hawkes.
46:06 I've not seen the Nail taken to that level before.
46:08 And all he needed was one moment for the Nail to turn the tide.
46:13 UKPW Original, the Nail showing that the old boys have still got it and carrying the crown.
46:19 Oh my, what a victory there for the Nail as he successfully defeats Samuel Hawkes.
46:25 It was a banger of a match Clark Andrews put in.
46:27 And if you like that one, you're going to like the next show even more.
46:30 I am?
46:31 Yes, absolutely, because we've got smart money teaming up to take on the two man day trip.
46:35 I'm not done.
46:37 What?
46:38 Yeah.
46:39 We have the suplex merchant Al Bedwards taking on the kid without fear, Danny Black.
46:43 Oh my goodness, I cannot wait to see those two and more next time we're on Kid Pro Wrestling.
46:50 [Cheering]
46:55 [Music]
46:59 [Music]
47:03 [Music]
47:06 [Music]
47:14 [Music]
47:25 [Music]
47:28 [Music]
47:52 [Clapping]
47:55 [Clapping]
47:58 (applause)