• last year
Mike is in the middle of a quarter life crisis when Lindsay, the girlfriend that never was from high school, and Kara, a | dG1fUFgtb2NKTkhITkU
Transcript
00:00 Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for our open bell challenge.
00:06 A chance for one of you to win $125.
00:11 You! Yes, you are our contestant.
00:15 Mike? Mike?
00:17 Oh no, I got this.
00:19 I'm with the girlfriend, by the way.
00:23 That is cool.
00:24 Yeah, I don't know what that word means.
00:26 It's like I'm dating Bed Bath & Beyond.
00:28 I like Pearl Harbor Jazz.
00:30 Pretty much all of that sounds terrible.
00:34 Hey. Hey.
00:37 You're hopeless, Mike.
00:39 You and I are done.
00:41 You're fired.
00:44 I'm gonna bounce back. I'm gonna do great things.
00:47 Are you okay?
00:56 Oh, my arm keeps bleeding.
00:58 I'm so sorry.
00:59 Probably the third worst thing to have happened to me, so if you could...
01:02 Mike, she was everything I wanted in another person.
01:06 Is she your girlfriend, Mike?
01:08 You guys were inseparable back in the day.
01:12 She was like the coolest girl I ever met.
01:14 You're married.
01:16 You're married.
01:17 I'll let you go.
01:18 Ow.
01:21 [sighs]
01:22 [laughs]
01:23 [theme music]
01:25 ♪ It's a fact, don't react ♪
01:28 ♪ 'Til the wolf blows down the door ♪
01:32 ♪ It's so sad that we have ♪
01:36 ♪ Everything that's still unheard ♪
01:40 ♪ Of love ♪
01:44 ♪ Yes, yes, yes ♪
01:48 ♪ It's a fact, don't react ♪
01:51 ♪ 'Til the wolf blows down the door ♪
01:55 You haven't done laundry really baked.
02:01 It's the only way it should be done.
02:03 Dishes, too.
02:05 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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