Grammy nominee Coco Jones played a round of Cheap Shots during Spotify’s Best New Artist party and let’s just say, she was willing to risk a hangover. Watch as she ranks other famous Hilarys from most to least iconic (spoiler alert: Hilary Duff is her girl!), dishes on who her “Tummy Hurts” Remix lyrics are about, and tries to get out of telling us the last celeb who slid into her DMs.
Listen to Coco’s album, ‘What I Didn’t Tell You (Deluxe)’, HERE: https://www.therealcocojones.com/ #CocoJones #CheapShots #Cosmo
Listen to Coco’s album, ‘What I Didn’t Tell You (Deluxe)’, HERE: https://www.therealcocojones.com/ #CocoJones #CheapShots #Cosmo
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00:00 We are here at the Spotify Best New Artist Party.
00:03 Name five of the Best New Artist nominees.
00:07 (humming)
00:09 - Hey y'all, I'm Coco Jones,
00:11 and I'm taking cheap shots with Cosmo.
00:14 I can't believe I messed that up.
00:17 - These are easy.
00:18 - Are you sure?
00:19 - Uh-huh.
00:20 (upbeat music)
00:22 - How do you feel about cheap liquor?
00:24 - I feel like I can channel my younger party girl,
00:27 and this cheap liquor will taste fine to me.
00:29 But, I don't know, I might have gotten used
00:31 to the finer things in life.
00:33 I've got nine Cosmos in front of me,
00:35 and three of them are spiked with cheap, crusty vodka.
00:39 In round one, I'll be taking shots at myself.
00:43 SZA once gave me advice to have a sense of delusion.
00:48 What's your most delusional trait?
00:51 Ooh, I will say my own personal delusional trait
00:56 was thinking that as soon as I moved to LA,
00:59 at 16, that I would immediately become famous,
01:02 Hannah Montana, personal driver, paparazzi,
01:05 and just living my life, you know?
01:08 That was very delusional of me.
01:09 Okay.
01:13 You are nominated for five Grammy Awards.
01:18 Which one excites you least?
01:20 - Nah.
01:22 I'd like to take a shot, please.
01:28 I love the little glasses.
01:29 Mm, it has a pickly energy.
01:39 Okay.
01:42 That was all right.
01:43 It clearly wasn't the cheap shot,
01:45 even though, a little perfumey.
01:47 (laughs)
01:51 You've collaborated with everyone,
01:54 from Babyface to Rene Rapp.
01:56 Name one collab you've turned down.
01:59 Tell us who and why.
02:01 Mm-mm, mm-mm.
02:06 I'll be taking another shot.
02:09 Now this one's larger than the previous one.
02:12 When does this qualify as a shot?
02:14 This is a small, small cocktail.
02:17 Mm.
02:25 Mm-mm.
02:27 That was cheap.
02:28 I don't know, I feel scared for what's to come.
02:31 Because why did y'all put the cheap alcohol
02:33 in the large glass?
02:35 That's upsetting.
02:36 Round one is complete.
02:39 Round two is timed shots,
02:41 so I'll have 30 seconds to get the questions right,
02:43 or I take a shot.
02:44 Question one.
02:48 What are the first two lines of the second verse
02:50 of the "Fresh" Prince of Bel-Air theme song?
02:53 (sighs)
02:55 Um, I don't, I've never made it that far, I'm not.
02:59 I know myself, I have never made it that far.
03:01 I'm gonna take the shot.
03:02 Don't even start the clock.
03:04 Mm-mm.
03:07 That was fine, but no, it wasn't good.
03:13 The first two lines of the second verse
03:15 are in West Philadelphia, born and raised--
03:17 No, no, that's the first verse.
03:19 That's the second verse.
03:21 What's the first verse?
03:22 On the playgrounds where I spent most of my days?
03:23 That's the first verse.
03:24 Hold on, did I get that right
03:27 and have to take a nasty-ass shot for no reason?
03:29 - It starts with, now this is a story all about how--
03:33 - I can't believe I messed that up.
03:39 I can't believe myself.
03:41 I'm blaming it on the alcohol,
03:43 'cause that part I do know,
03:45 and we're gonna move on 'cause I took the shot,
03:47 and that's upsetting.
03:48 As many times as they play this song surrounding me?
03:52 Wow, okay, sorry, y'all.
03:54 As a member of the Beehive,
03:58 can you name five of Beyonce's lead singles?
04:02 Okay, sure.
04:03 I'm feeling like "Single Ladies" was definitely one of 'em.
04:06 "Crazy in Love," for sure.
04:07 I would also like to say "Naughty Girl."
04:11 Was "Naughty Girl" one of 'em?
04:12 I would like to, okay, no, it wasn't.
04:13 "Halo," "Halo" was definitely one of 'em, if I were a boy.
04:15 If I were a boy, it was one of them.
04:17 Okay, let's keep going, let's keep going.
04:20 "You Won't Break My Soul" was definitely a single,
04:21 and then finally, finally,
04:23 "Love on Top."
04:26 (buzzer buzzes)
04:27 "Love on Top" wasn't a single?
04:28 Okay. - Not a lead single.
04:30 - What?
04:31 Okay.
04:31 (buzzer buzzes)
04:34 (sighs)
04:36 I gotta catch my breath there.
04:39 Bottoms up.
04:46 (cork pops)
04:49 Cheap.
04:50 That cheap.
04:51 - In case you're wondering, "Crazy in Love," "Deja Vu,"
04:56 "If I Were a Boy," "Single Ladies," "Run the World,"
04:59 - Oh. - "XO."
05:01 - Oh?
05:01 - "Formation," - Yeah.
05:03 - "You Won't Break My Soul."
05:04 (laughs)
05:08 - Damn.
05:09 We are here at the Spotify Best New Artist Party.
05:12 Name five of the best new artist nominees from 2023.
05:17 (groans)
05:20 (laughs)
05:27 No.
05:30 'Cause these are actually nasty.
05:32 (crew laughs)
05:34 I'm gonna be real with you.
05:35 I only know three.
05:36 So, me?
05:39 (buzzer buzzes)
05:40 It's not counting me?
05:41 No, it has to.
05:43 Oh, shit.
05:43 Oh, I don't know any at all except Money Long.
05:47 Help.
05:47 - It's time.
05:48 (buzzer buzzes)
05:49 - Of course it's time.
05:50 I know it's time.
05:51 I know too.
05:52 Lotto, Money Long.
05:53 I thought we were talking about this year.
05:54 So, that ran up all the clock.
05:56 Yep, I'll drink.
05:57 The large ones.
06:01 Let me just get the large ones out.
06:03 (groans)
06:11 Round two complete.
06:13 Last round.
06:15 The category is cheap shots.
06:17 I'll be taking cheap shots at everyone.
06:19 - These are easy.
06:20 - Are you sure?
06:20 - Uh-huh.
06:21 - You play Hilary Banks on Bel Air.
06:25 Rank the following Hilary's from most to least iconic.
06:30 The options are Hilary Duff, Hilary Clinton,
06:33 and Hilary Swank.
06:35 I have reasons that I really like all of y'all ladies,
06:37 but this is nothing personal.
06:38 I'm gonna say Hilary Duff is the most iconic.
06:40 I feel like she really ate.
06:41 She was my childhood.
06:42 She also had a great TV show and the Bops.
06:44 Like, come on, Hilary ate.
06:46 But of course, politics and, you know, helping the world.
06:49 Hilary Clinton, and that's powerful.
06:51 And so you're second.
06:52 Hilary Swank, I love you too.
06:55 And I really liked when they mentioned you on The Office.
06:58 You know, that was one of my favorite parts,
06:59 that whole debate, you know?
07:01 I think you're great.
07:02 Would love to meet all of you ladies personally.
07:04 Okay.
07:06 In your verse on Renee Rapp's "Tummy Hurts" remix,
07:10 you say, "Lie to my face, it's your hobby."
07:14 Who are you talking about and what was the lie?
07:17 Oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah.
07:20 You know what, I'll just say,
07:23 because the theme was talking about this boy
07:26 that's in love with another girl.
07:28 So I was just talking about a guy that was coming at me,
07:32 but he was actually talking to my friend,
07:34 but at the end he did tell me.
07:36 And she wasn't even my close friend, so that's cool.
07:38 Like, we were friends through a friend.
07:40 But yeah, lie to my face, and it was your hobby.
07:44 And I hope you guys are happy they're still together.
07:46 No.
07:53 Tell us who the last celebrity to slide in your DMs was
07:57 and show us what they said.
07:58 Girl.
08:00 Cheers.
08:03 Maybe I'm getting a little desensitized
08:09 to the terribleness, 'cause that was medium terrible.
08:12 I accept that one.
08:13 How are you feeling?
08:14 I don't know if it's my nerves,
08:16 because spotlight, the pressure, the lies,
08:19 the people I could have exposed.
08:21 But I'm a little, my nerves are bad.
08:23 My heart's racing, and I know that these shots
08:25 are gonna kick my ass.
08:28 And that's fine, I welcome it.
08:30 Thanks so much for watching Cheap Shots.
08:33 Be sure to check out the vinyl of my debut EP,
08:35 "What I Didn't Tell You," out this February.
08:37 Bye.
08:39 (upbeat music)
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08:52 (music ends)
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