• 10 months ago
FIRST TIME FEMALE DIRECTOR Trailer (2024) Chelsea Peretti, Jordan Peele
Transcript
00:00 [applause]
00:02 - What? Gerald, come on.
00:04 Give me my light. Wait.
00:06 Gerald, what are you doing?
00:08 - Bestians, I'm going to announce
00:10 our first female director,
00:12 Sam Clifford!
00:14 [applause]
00:16 - Whoa!
00:18 Where's my spotlight action?
00:20 Okay, we'll do it some other time.
00:22 - Holy shit.
00:24 - Everyone quiet.
00:26 I'm your director. I'm a director.
00:28 - You got a gig. - Yes.
00:30 - I'm happy. - How do you know?
00:32 - Could I be tricking myself?
00:34 - What's behind every powerful man?
00:36 - A family with money.
00:38 - A woman who gains power by proxy.
00:40 - Us girls, we gotta stick together.
00:44 That glass ceiling is no joke.
00:46 - My glass ceiling is blocking me from getting up to yours.
00:48 [laughter]
00:50 - That part.
00:52 - Monstrous read, everybody.
00:56 - Just a little over three hours.
00:58 - There are 20 monologues back-to-back.
01:00 Imagine you're climaxing the entire time.
01:02 - Don't have to imagine.
01:06 - Ugh.
01:08 - Boom!
01:10 - I've brought in some coaches
01:12 who are gonna help you refine your work.
01:14 - Food.
01:16 - I didn't even know you had that.
01:18 - I promised you a treat.
01:20 A bajillion donuts. Hello.
01:22 - Oh, my God, I love donuts!
01:24 - They make me so happy.
01:26 - Cast donuts, huh?
01:28 - Robbie, enter stage right.
01:30 - He's taking two donuts!
01:32 - I can teach you to get standing O's.
01:34 - Thank you,
01:36 but I kind of want to find my own way.
01:38 - Silly.
01:40 [horn honking]
01:42 - It hurt my damn ankle.
01:44 [all screaming]
01:46 - My ankle is double-jointed.
01:48 What's new is the scratch.
01:50 - Oh, come on.
01:52 - [groans]
01:54 [cheers and applause]
01:56 [dramatic music]
01:59 ♪
02:04 ♪
02:11 ♪

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