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THE COMPLETELY MADE-UP ADVENTURES OF DICK TURPIN Trailer (2024) Noel Fielding, Comedy
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00:00 I know what you're thinking.
00:05 Who is this guy with the incredible cheekbones?
00:08 Where does he get his hair done?
00:10 One day I'll be the most famous highwayman in all of England.
00:15 You are literally about to be hanged, you idiot.
00:19 Quick note to my gang.
00:20 If you were planning a rescue, now would be a good time.
00:27 You've probably heard of me.
00:28 Dick Turpin.
00:29 I'm from the Essex gang.
00:30 Highwayman murder and rob.
00:31 You're not a highwayman, Dick.
00:32 I've got this.
00:33 We strike on three.
00:34 One, two...
00:35 We'll get the next one.
00:36 I've seen you prancing around in your funny shirt.
00:44 I'm new school and there's going to be less violence on my watch.
00:46 Is there anything that I could have done to improve your highway robbery experience?
00:50 But we're just as tough as any other gang in here.
00:53 Here's your peppermint tea, Dick.
00:55 Put a splash of honey in it.
00:56 I know you've got a scratchy throat.
00:58 Thanks, little girl.
00:59 There's only one man brainless enough to steal from the syndicate.
01:05 Thank you, Dick.
01:06 I don't know what we'd do without you.
01:07 I'm going to be famous.
01:08 Dick Turpin!
01:09 Dick Turpin.
01:10 Dick Turpin.
01:11 Dick Turpin.
01:12 Dick Turpin.
01:13 I want this dick in my hands as soon as possible.
01:28 That sounds weird.
01:29 Yeah, that did sound a bit weird.
01:30 Sorry.
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