Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | Comedy Show | Election Special | 26th January 2024
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00:00 "Hoshiyaariyaan. Hoshiyaariyaan."
00:03 Hello, viewers. I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyaariyaan.
00:06 Friends, in Chinese, there is a proverb that
00:10 a person who blames everyone has a long way to go.
00:14 And a person who blames himself is halfway there.
00:17 And the person who doesn't blame anyone
00:19 is actually already there at the destination.
00:23 He has reached his destination.
00:24 The thing is, if you want to taunt someone,
00:28 if you want to talk about someone,
00:30 if you remember that someone has committed corruption,
00:33 then remember that when you talk about someone,
00:38 it is either a taunt or an accusation.
00:40 If you accuse someone or even comment on someone,
00:43 then remember to check yourself first
00:46 if you are going to watch a show
00:48 or if you are going to do something
00:51 against all those social ills, corruption.
00:54 You are going to raise your voice.
00:55 We often say that someone did this, someone did that.
00:58 But did you play your role?
01:01 Until you play your role, you don't have the right
01:05 to comment on anyone.
01:07 Those who watch shows,
01:09 until they are in the limelight,
01:12 they shouldn't talk.
01:14 The first step, if you want to do something for the betterment,
01:17 you should vote. This is your first step.
01:20 After that, you should be politically aware.
01:23 You should participate in political gatherings.
01:26 You should actively play your part in politics.
01:30 Then you have the right to comment.
01:32 If you don't vote,
01:34 the one who didn't take the first step,
01:35 shouldn't even raise his finger.
01:37 So, try. If you want to comment,
01:40 then come out of the audience
01:42 and actively participate.
01:44 The first step is to vote.
01:46 Let's start today's show with this message.
01:49 Today, we will take you to Chaudhary's den.
01:51 We will meet Chaudhary on the day of the election.
01:54 What is he doing?
01:55 I was going to tell you that I am back.
01:57 You are back. Did you start smoking?
02:00 You are coughing a lot.
02:01 Actually, the weather here is very strange.
02:05 I thought you smoke.
02:07 Chaudhary, you are sorry that I didn't invite you.
02:12 - Where? - For the wedding.
02:13 I don't even know about weddings.
02:15 - What do you mean? - That's a question.
02:17 I have my own system.
02:20 What is your system?
02:22 I don't know about weddings.
02:24 What do you mean?
02:25 You see, they do this.
02:28 I thought she is married to a motorcycle.
02:31 - Congratulations. - Thank you, Chaudhary.
02:35 Did you miss me?
02:36 Don't talk about that now.
02:38 Earlier, you were a man.
02:41 You were a fool.
02:43 Now, you are angry.
02:46 You sit in the back and drive.
02:49 I wish you a lot of blessings for her future.
02:54 - For her happiness. - What is her name?
02:56 - Haisam. - Haisam.
02:58 Yes.
02:59 - Chaudhary, tell me. - Yes.
03:03 - What happened during the elections? - Elections?
03:06 - Who? You? - I am fighting for it.
03:07 Wow!
03:09 I have served her all my life.
03:12 - I have served her as long as she was alive. - Yes.
03:15 - Really? - Yes.
03:17 She has left early because she had to serve so long.
03:21 She didn't have to. She said she did it.
03:23 You did it?
03:24 She was sick since she married you.
03:29 Why was she sick?
03:31 Tell me how was the time?
03:34 How did you spend it?
03:36 No, Chaudhary. No.
03:39 Believe me, you don't look so good when you laugh.
03:41 - Should I cry? - What?
03:42 Don't cry, Chaudhary. Don't cry.
03:45 I have to cry now.
03:47 Oh!
03:49 Congratulations to Sai.
03:51 - What? - Haisam Milhaas.
03:54 - She has served me a lot. - Wow!
03:58 - Believe me. - Okay.
04:00 - She has served me so long. - Yes.
04:02 She used to wake up early in the morning.
04:06 - Wow! - That's why I have made breakfast for her.
04:10 - She used to wake up early in the morning? - Yes.
04:14 - Wow! - And she used to break the clothes.
04:16 - Yes. - It was her responsibility.
04:19 - Wow! - That's why I asked Chaudhary
04:21 if he was good-looking or not.
04:23 - Tell me.. - You look good in this bed.
04:27 - Thank you, Chaudhary. - It looks like carrot's pudding.
04:29 Chaudhary, which pudding is like this?
04:33 It's the same colour. You should have it sometime.
04:35 Chaudhary, you are very excited.
04:38 - No. - You are standing for the elections.
04:39 - For the elections? - Have you submitted the papers?
04:41 - Yes, I have. - It's your first time, right?
04:43 - Yes, it's my first time. - People like you should come forward.
04:45 I want to serve with all my heart and soul.
04:48 Wow! Tell me when is your Jalsa?
04:51 Because I would like to come myself.
04:53 I haven't started the Jalsa yet.
04:55 - Okay. - I am still campaigning.
04:58 We campaign for you on national TV
05:00 because you are an honest man.
05:01 We know you personally. We keep visiting you.
05:03 Tell me about your return. I will tell you.
05:07 - Sir, it's not a big deal. - Then?
05:10 - Chaudhary Hashmat, where his name is written.. - Yes.
05:13 - ..should I stamp it? - Some people are illiterate.
05:16 That's why they have a stamp. So that they can stamp it.
05:19 It's not a big deal. The one who is standing next to me..
05:21 ..will tell me Chaudhary Hashmat's name.
05:23 No one can go with you. You are alone in the booth.
05:26 - Yes. - I don't have to vote in the ICU.
05:29 Why don't you tell me the stamp?
05:32 No, Chaudhary Hashmat is written there.
05:34 You can stamp it there.
05:35 Okay, forget the stamp. If you are from Chaudhary Hashmat's area..
05:38 - Yes. - ..then stamp his name.
05:41 Chaudhary, I am sure you will win the election.
05:43 - You are fighting for MPA, right? - Yes, MPA.
05:45 - Great. You become the minister. - Will he make me?
05:48 Look, you should become a good man like you.
05:52 No, I think you should become the speaker of the assembly.
05:55 - Will he make me? - His chair is a little high.
05:58 He will solve my problems and become the assembly's president.
06:03 Yes.
06:04 Stop. Stop.
06:16 Stop this work. They are standing for the election.
06:19 Sir, this is not working.
06:22 This is Chaudhary's stamp. The election stamp.
06:24 Keep it.
06:25 No, sir. This is..
06:27 - These sticks. - No, sir. These are totally..
06:32 - Do you know what this is? - What?
06:33 You have hit the stick. You will get a hole in your mouth.
06:38 I was going to ask what is this called?
06:41 This is called a drum.
06:43 Chaudhary, why didn't you tell me that this is a drum?
06:45 Thank God they didn't give you the blue drum.
06:47 Oh.
06:49 I would have sold you.
06:51 I would have been inside the bar.
06:53 - Chaudhary. - Yes.
06:56 I have played drums in the villages and campaigned for you.
06:59 Great.
07:00 - Yes. - Yes.
07:02 I have been to seven villages.
07:05 I have been to five villages.
07:08 Sir, I have been to five more villages.
07:11 Yes, he is.
07:14 People will know that Chaudhary is standing for the election.
07:16 Sir, please put this garland of happiness on my head.
07:20 Put both of them together.
07:22 You are Chaudhary. You will do this before the election.
07:25 Put it on my head.
07:28 Come on. Put it on my head.
07:30 [DRUM PLAYING]
07:33 Chaudhary, come on.
07:34 [DRUM PLAYING]
07:37 Chaudhary, sit.
07:38 Oh.
07:40 [DRUM PLAYING]
07:42 [LAUGHTER]
07:44 You are so good.
07:46 - Great, Chaudhary. - No, it happens.
07:48 I am a coward.
07:50 [LAUGHTER]
07:51 [DRUM PLAYING]
07:53 [LAUGHTER]
07:56 Don't do it.
07:57 [DRUM PLAYING]
07:59 [LAUGHTER]
08:01 [APPLAUSE]
08:02 Chaudhary, I have campaigned.
08:05 You will get the votes.
08:07 Votes?
08:08 Why did you vote for me?
08:10 Chaudhary, I have made a promise.
08:13 - Great. - Chaudhary is famous for his justice.
08:16 Chaudhary, you have to sign. All the votes are yours.
08:19 But I have made a promise.
08:22 I will not go back on my word.
08:23 Greetings, Chaudhary.
08:25 Greetings.
08:27 - How are you? - I am fine.
08:29 - Greetings. - How are you?
08:31 - I am fine. - Fine?
08:33 - What happened? - What was that?
08:35 I greeted you.
08:37 - I see. - I don't greet people.
08:40 I am a villager. I am a good man.
08:44 [LAUGHTER]
08:45 Chaudhary, I am very happy.
08:47 - Thank God. - Your sister said
08:49 Chaudhary is famous for his justice.
08:50 How did she say that?
08:52 [LAUGHTER]
08:53 - Chaudhary, my wife said that. - I see.
08:55 - She is your sister. - I have three sisters.
08:59 - Yes. - Three.
09:01 [LAUGHTER]
09:02 Chaudhary, you know what?
09:04 Don't call me sister. I am a fool.
09:06 [LAUGHTER]
09:08 You call me sister.
09:11 I am a fool.
09:12 [LAUGHTER]
09:13 You know what, Chaudhary?
09:15 You are a man of your word.
09:16 You are the one who is a fool.
09:18 [LAUGHTER]
09:20 - You have made a good decision. - Wow.
09:21 People always say that you steal from people.
09:25 - Yes. - You stole from me for the first time.
09:27 [LAUGHTER]
09:28 I see your face and I feel that
09:32 you don't have a good face.
09:33 [LAUGHTER]
09:35 Chaudhary, why do you stand on the corner of the village?
09:38 - I don't know. - I have my own village.
09:40 - I smoke. - You don't smoke in the mansion?
09:42 - That's great. - No.
09:44 I smoke outside because I want to smoke.
09:46 [LAUGHTER]
09:47 - Why do you smoke, Chaudhary? - Give me.
09:49 Love and affection are bad.
09:51 You don't let me smoke.
09:53 Chaudhary, you look like a flower.
09:55 You are a flower.
09:56 [LAUGHTER]
09:58 [APPLAUSE]
10:00 Haroon, I am a little scared.
10:03 Chaudhary, you should be scared.
10:04 You are a rich man.
10:06 What are you scared of?
10:07 I am scared that
10:09 the Chaudhary who fights with everyone in the village.
10:13 - I see. - He will stand against me again.
10:16 - And he has won before. - He has always won.
10:18 If he doesn't serve the area, don't worry. He won't win.
10:22 I have to work hard.
10:25 I have to make Chaudhary Ashman do his work.
10:27 Chaudhary, don't worry.
10:29 I will vote for you.
10:33 - What? - Wow.
10:35 - Rakha is serving a lot. - No.
10:37 Chaudhary, the elections are going on.
10:40 - Really? - The results will be out on 8th February.
10:43 - Wow. - Where is my voter ID?
10:46 [LAUGHTER]
10:47 [HUMMING]
10:52 [HUMMING]
10:53 - What was that? - It was the same.
10:55 I think it was the funeral of the Queen of Britain.
10:59 Chaudhary, I thought you had a stomach upset.
11:01 [LAUGHTER]
11:03 Actually, your mind will be upset after marriage.
11:07 - Your life, my life. - Arshman, Arshman.
11:10 - No gain, no loss. - Arshman, Arshman.
11:14 - No gain, no loss. - Arshman, Arshman.
11:17 Greetings, Chaudhary Hashmat.
11:20 - Greetings. - Why is there a drum in front of your election campaign?
11:23 [LAUGHTER]
11:24 The people of Sandhya have asked why there is a drum.
11:27 [LAUGHTER]
11:28 I think Chaudhary Hashmat is campaigning against us.
11:32 - Why? - He is angry with us.
11:34 [LAUGHTER]
11:36 - The drum is our ultimate weapon. - Oh.
11:39 Chaudhary, I have brought a complaint.
11:44 Do you have a complaint?
11:46 [LAUGHTER]
11:47 No, no, the thing is that I think Chaudhary is restless.
11:54 [LAUGHTER]
11:55 What happened, Mr. Chaudhary?
11:57 The thing is that Rakha is campaigning in our area.
12:04 He is also campaigning that this is your father's engagement drum.
12:08 [LAUGHTER]
12:09 Chaudhary, these fights are of the drums.
12:12 I think you should explain to him.
12:16 Chaudhary is hiding from a cat.
12:18 [LAUGHTER]
12:19 - Chaudhary Hashmat. - Long live.
12:21 - Chaudhary Hashmat. - Long live.
12:23 - Chaudhary Hashmat. - Long live.
12:25 - Chaudhary Hashmat. - Long live.
12:27 How are you?
12:29 - Fine? - How are you, Rakha?
12:32 I am fine. Sit down.
12:34 Greetings, Mr. Chaudhary.
12:36 Rakha has become the PRO of this election.
12:41 I am seeing that everyone is opposing him.
12:43 I am not opposing him.
12:46 [LAUGHTER]
12:47 I am not opposing you because you have small arms.
12:50 What is the connection with my arms?
12:52 [LAUGHTER]
12:54 Mr. Haroon, there is an inside game going on.
12:56 How?
12:57 I don't know why they are opposing him.
12:59 I have never seen anyone opposing Rakha.
13:03 I will go to the village and solve the problems.
13:08 - What problems do you have? - Tell him.
13:10 Sir, get lost. I have a problem at home.
13:13 - Congratulations. - Congratulations.
13:15 [LAUGHTER]
13:16 I mean, I have a problem with my wife.
13:19 - Is she your wife? - Yes, I am her wife.
13:22 - What is the problem? - Tell him.
13:24 Mr. Chaudhary Hashmat is in our area.
13:27 I want to vote for him and my family.
13:30 No doubt.
13:32 - My wife has a strange habit. - What?
13:34 She votes for Chaudhary Hashmat.
13:36 - She is a Pravi. - Who is her brother?
13:39 - Yes, sir. - Listen to me.
13:41 She has her own mind. She has her own political approach.
13:44 She can vote for anyone she wants.
13:46 How will she vote without my consent?
13:49 Like this.
13:50 [LAUGHTER]
13:52 You are very stubborn.
13:53 You have a lot of tricks up your sleeve.
13:55 [LAUGHTER]
13:56 I want to ask this woman
13:59 what has she done that you are voting for her?
14:02 She is an experienced woman.
14:06 She doesn't know about this.
14:08 Bakar, you should vote for Chaudhary Hashmat.
14:12 [LAUGHTER]
14:13 Chaudhary Hashmat won't speak.
14:14 - He will speak less. - What work have you done in our area?
14:17 - I built a road. - It wasn't built before?
14:20 It was built before, but not as good as this.
14:22 [LAUGHTER]
14:23 Mr. Chaudhary will build it when he grows up.
14:25 [LAUGHTER]
14:26 I built a new dispensary.
14:28 - I see. What else did you do? - I went to a school.
14:31 - Yes. - I got accepted here.
14:33 - I see. - Who did it?
14:35 - Who did it? - I did it.
14:36 - I see. - The papers took a long time to be submitted.
14:39 - I see. - I went the day before yesterday
14:41 and told them that I should be here.
14:42 - Let me tell you something interesting. - Yes.
14:45 - All the work you have done... - Yes.
14:47 - ...doesn't fall under your ambit. - Exactly.
14:50 [LAUGHTER]
14:51 - Why should I keep quiet? - Yes.
14:53 I know that you are lying.
14:54 [LAUGHTER]
14:55 - This is not the work of MP or MLA. - I see.
14:59 - This is the work of local bodies. - It is the work of local bodies.
15:02 - Yes. - You are a corrupt hero.
15:03 Your body is local.
15:04 [LAUGHTER]
15:06 You are fit like a Thai.
15:08 [LAUGHTER]
15:09 Mr. Chaudhary, what do you think?
15:11 - First of all, if I get into the assembly... - Yes.
15:15 ...the first person who will be in the assembly
15:18 - will be the local body. - Yes.
15:20 - Wow! - This is the real work.
15:23 - Yes. - Yes.
15:25 Uncle, don't you think that this is a rehash?
15:27 [LAUGHTER]
15:28 I don't want to vote for Mr. Chaudhary.
15:32 No one can take away my vote.
15:34 Mr. Chaudhary will vote for you.
15:36 Mr. Chaudhary, you will get the vote.
15:39 I will vote for you.
15:41 I have nine sisters.
15:43 [LAUGHTER]
15:45 [APPLAUSE]
15:47 - I have a small problem. - Tell me.
15:49 If I get the vote, it will take two days.
15:53 I will get the vote in four days.
15:55 [LAUGHTER]
15:57 I won't do it for four days.
16:00 Because it is not possible.
16:02 I will do it in 26 hours.
16:05 [LAUGHTER]
16:07 Sir, we have a lot of people at home.
16:09 Let us decide.
16:10 - Otherwise, we will get a divorce. - Absolutely.
16:13 Look, this is the matter.
16:14 - We don't want to get into your house. - Yes.
16:16 - God forbid, we get a divorce. - Yes.
16:19 - Arshman. - Yes.
16:20 One of us will be the local body.
16:24 - The other will sit in the assembly. - Either I or you.
16:27 But Mr. Chaudhary, how will we decide who will sit in the assembly?
16:31 Yes, that is a good question.
16:32 We will decide who will sit in the assembly and who will not.
16:37 - Let us vote now. - Let us vote now.
16:39 I agree.
16:40 - We will also participate in the voting. - Okay.
16:43 - Whoever wants to vote for Arshman. - Yes.
16:47 - Please stand up. - Okay.
16:48 [MUSIC]
16:52 The decision is made.
16:54 You have so much love for me.
16:56 You are so stubborn.
16:57 [LAUGHTER]
16:58 Whoever wants to vote for Chaudhary, please raise your hand.
17:03 [MUSIC]
17:06 Your votes are very less.
17:08 [LAUGHTER]
17:09 - Very good. - Okay, Chaudhary.
17:11 I accept your decision.
17:12 - Rakhya. - Yes.
17:14 Remove the head of the drum.
17:15 [LAUGHTER]
17:16 - Keep the drum of Chaudhary high. - Wow.
17:19 - Hey. - Yes, sir.
17:20 Tell everyone in the village that Chaudhary Arshman
17:24 has been elected as the head of the village.
17:26 - Wow. - Wow.
17:27 This is not something to be happy about.
17:30 [LAUGHTER]
17:31 Uncle, please accept my condolences.
17:34 - What is this, Chaudhary? - Go.
17:37 I have to plan something with Arshman.
17:40 - Okay. - Okay.
17:42 - Go. - Okay.
17:44 [LAUGHTER]
17:49 - Uncle. - I didn't ask you to sit.
17:51 [LAUGHTER]
17:54 - He knows. - Why is he sitting?
17:56 He is disabled.
17:59 [LAUGHTER]
18:01 Go, Shabaz.
18:02 [LAUGHTER]
18:05 Uncle, we are sitting because of that.
18:08 - Because of what? - [IMITATES DRUM]
18:10 - What? - What was that?
18:13 [IMITATES DRUM]
18:14 I think he is teasing you.
18:16 [LAUGHTER]
18:18 Uncle, we want our food bags at our house.
18:22 And we want our food bags at our house.
18:24 - Which one? - What?
18:26 You bring the food and I will bring the food.
18:28 What is this? Food bags and food?
18:32 You promised us that you will give us food bags and food.
18:35 - Okay. - Did you take our identification cards?
18:37 Who took your identification cards?
18:38 - You. - Here.
18:40 - Chaudhary. - Here.
18:42 [MUSIC]
18:44 - Did you take the identification cards? - Yes.
18:47 - One food bag and one food bag. - Here.
18:50 [LAUGHTER]
18:52 - Tell me. - Yes, Chaudhary.
18:54 - How many identification cards are there? - Seven.
18:56 [MUSIC]
19:00 - Seven food bags and seven food bags. - Yes.
19:03 You promised to give me food.
19:05 [LAUGHTER]
19:08 - Uncle, give him the food bags. - Yes.
19:11 - Seven food bags. - Yes.
19:13 - You will get them. - Okay.
19:14 Chaudhary, this is the identification card.
19:16 And there are a thousand identification cards inside.
19:19 - Oh. - Oh.
19:22 25 villages. That's why he is going to 25 villages.
19:25 [LAUGHTER]
19:26 - What will you do now, Chaudhary? - I will settle the accounts.
19:29 If you pay Rs. 1.5 lakhs per person.
19:31 - Rs. 1.5 lakhs for one food bag? - Yes.
19:33 - It's fixed. - Rs. 6 lakhs.
19:35 She gives Rs. 1.5 lakhs for two days.
19:37 [LAUGHTER]
19:38 At least Rs. 6-7 lakhs for me.
19:41 Okay, this will be Rs. 66 crores.
19:44 - Rs. 87 crores. - Yes.
19:45 [LAUGHTER]
19:47 - I will give. - Yes.
19:49 [LAUGHTER]
19:51 [LAUGHTER]
19:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]
19:54 - Take it. - Let me put it.
19:56 - Oh. - Oh.
19:57 - Poor guy. - Yes.
19:58 Sit in the big one.
20:00 - Yes. - Yes.
20:02 [LAUGHTER]
20:04 Mr. Chaudhary, I need nine more bags.
20:07 [LAUGHTER]
20:11 Ladies and gentlemen, there is a small break.
20:13 We will meet after the break.
20:15 The person is sitting with food in front of him.
20:17 And he is telling himself, you eat first.
20:19 No, no, you eat first.
20:20 [LAUGHTER]
20:21 He is sitting with food in front of him.
20:22 You start, I will get water.
20:23 [LAUGHTER]
20:25 He came and he got up and left.
20:27 [LAUGHTER]
20:29 [APPLAUSE]
20:31 [MUSIC PLAYING]
20:34 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
20:35 Ladies and gentlemen, the people present with us in the talk show
20:38 are Jamil Karobari from Ameer Umra Studio.
20:41 We have with us from Alishan House Studio, Akbar Mohra.
20:46 And we have with us Salim Shahzada from 9211 Studio.
20:49 - Greetings. - Greetings.
20:51 - First of all, from 9211 Studio. - Yes.
20:54 Salim Shahzada, your United Party, the real one, UPA.
20:57 - Yes. - Why do you write the real one?
20:59 The real one is that our party has been broken so many times.
21:02 - Yes. - So many times, the poor people's committee has not been broken.
21:04 - Okay. - Yes.
21:05 - The party you are in is the real party. - It is my real party.
21:08 And how many parties have become united so far?
21:10 I think maximum 22-23.
21:14 - And how many members were there in the beginning? - 22-23.
21:16 - Everyone has made their own party. - No, no.
21:18 - And everyone is united. - Everyone is united.
21:20 How many kilos are you giving?
21:24 2000.
21:25 - Only one. - What is a kilo?
21:26 - It is their political party. - 2000 real.
21:29 Okay, so your party is kept in the fridge, not in the jam.
21:31 Mr. Arun, forget the real and fake, let me show you a magic trick.
21:35 - Yes. - Wait for two minutes.
21:37 - What will happen? - Am I roaming or not?
21:39 - No, you are not roaming. - One minute.
21:40 - Am I roaming or not? - You are roaming now.
21:42 - Yes. - Everyone has made the whole public roam.
21:45 - What difference does it make? - Okay.
21:47 - They are thieves. - Okay, Mr. Akbar Mohra, what is this Mohra?
21:50 My party leader had named me Mohra with love on the first day.
21:53 Mr. Akbar Mohra, what is this family democratic party?
21:56 Sir, basically we believe in democracy.
21:59 - I will talk to you. - Why should I talk to you?
22:00 My family democratic party is in the middle.
22:02 Yes, tell me.
22:03 Actually, the problem is that we don't believe in Marusi politics.
22:06 - Okay. - We believe in democracy.
22:08 - Okay. - So basically,
22:10 after some time, there are intra-party elections in our party.
22:13 - Okay. - Whoever wins in that, becomes the chairman.
22:16 - So who wins? - Either my cousin wins,
22:18 or my aunt's son, or my uncle's son, or my aunt's son,
22:21 - through elections. - Oh, he is a worker.
22:22 - He is the real one. - He is the real one.
22:24 - Yes. - And he is not the Marusi.
22:25 Okay, Mr. Jamil Karubari, what is this Apni Khidmat Alliance?
22:30 Apni Khidmat Alliance, also known as Apni Madad Aap Karein.
22:33 Okay, and what is your motto?
22:35 Our motto is that a person who doesn't respect himself,
22:38 no one else respects him.
22:39 Yes, that is fine. One should respect himself first.
22:42 - Yes. - How can a person respect himself?
22:45 - He can, son. - How?
22:46 He can look at himself in the mirror and say,
22:48 "Hello, brother.
22:49 "I hope you are fine."
22:52 He can look at himself in the mirror and say,
22:55 "I am very fond of you, I want to talk to you."
22:58 A person can sit in front of a food and say,
23:01 "You eat first." "No, you eat first."
23:04 He can sit in front of a food and say,
23:06 "You start, I will get water."
23:07 He can come and eat himself.
23:14 - I have a question for you. - Yes.
23:16 Since the elections are coming up,
23:17 if you win, God forbid,
23:19 tell me, what have you thought about how to improve the economy?
23:23 The way to improve the economy is to make more swimming pools.
23:27 - What will that do? - People are so lazy here.
23:29 When they take a bath, they will become clean.
23:31 They will become conscious. They will be able to make better decisions.
23:33 Sir, this is a very nonsense thing.
23:35 - It is a nonsense thing. - Is this a way to do it?
23:37 - What does the economy have to do with swimming? - Because of these people,
23:39 - our economy is not improving. - Absolutely.
23:41 Okay, you tell me, what is your way?
23:43 Sir, we have to dig a few acres of land.
23:45 - Okay. - We have to dig it.
23:46 We have to build a well.
23:47 We have to put tiles on the sides.
23:49 We have to fill water in it.
23:50 And we have to tell people to come here.
23:51 - It is a complete nonsense. - Look, what are they both saying?
23:55 - Yes. - What does swimming have to do with the economy?
23:57 - They are not linking it. - You tell me.
23:59 You are a little more sensible.
24:00 - What is the need to buy land? - Yes.
24:02 To spend money.
24:03 - To put tiles. To do this and that. - Yes, absolutely.
24:05 Who will use the pools?
24:07 The people who use the pools,
24:09 they don't even take their own.
24:13 Mr. Akbar, tell me something.
24:14 The new package of IMF,
24:16 the new plan of the new package,
24:18 will you be able to achieve it?
24:19 Will you be able to clear it?
24:20 Will you be able to deal with the new package?
24:22 Sir, why not?
24:23 The reason is that the real packaging is of the pool.
24:26 What people are doing nowadays is using dirty plastic.
24:29 - The packaging of that is very healthy. - What?
24:31 You are relating the package of IMF to packaging?
24:35 Mr. Jamil, you tell me.
24:37 For that, you will have to keep the dollar stable.
24:39 Yes, that is right.
24:42 For that, you will have to order the dollar from outside.
24:44 - Yes. - Okay?
24:45 You will have to order it from outside and put it in the envelope.
24:48 - Yes. - And then you will have to put it in the shopper.
24:50 - Yes. - And then you will have to get it laminated.
24:53 - Yes. - And then you will have to put it in the locker.
24:55 - The package of IMF? - Yes, the package.
24:57 Mr. Jamil, your skin is glowing. What is the reason for this?
25:00 You people see such people glowing.
25:03 They steal, rob, and loot money.
25:05 They put it on their face and get it treated from so many places.
25:08 - He is talking nonsense. - They skip and skip.
25:10 - They don't put it on their face. - No.
25:11 - They put it on their feet. - They don't fight.
25:13 - They put it on their feet. - They don't fight.
25:15 - Take a break. - You are hitting me.
25:18 We have taken a break.
25:20 I have brought the package from Bashir.
25:22 - Okay. - He is taking it from me.
25:23 - I will also go and get it. - Okay, you know what?
25:25 I have brought a gift for you.
25:27 - Come in the car. - Okay.
25:28 Munira was so excited.
25:30 - What are you doing? - Okay, we are back.
25:33 - Give me more milk. - What is this?
25:35 - Your stuff is coming out. - Wait.
25:37 He is a bad man.
25:40 What kind of people are you?
25:41 Mr. Saleem, you tell me.
25:42 We were talking about the IMF loan before taking a break.
25:45 - Yes. - You tell me.
25:46 We have already taken a loan of 8-9 billion.
25:48 What will we do with it when we have to pay off the loan?
25:51 Listen to me.
25:52 First of all, you will have to pay the gas bill.
25:54 Yes, you will have to pay the gas bill.
25:55 - Oh, God. - You will have to pay the electricity bill.
25:57 If you don't get gas, why do you have to pay the bill?
25:59 You, woodcutter, shut up.
26:02 Where you get gas, you don't pay the bill.
26:05 - Okay. - This is our scholarship.
26:07 The fertilizer companies have shown huge profits this year.
26:11 Because they get subsidized gas.
26:14 - Oh. - You get a lot of gas.
26:16 They have increased their rates with gas.
26:19 - Yes. - But they didn't give the relief of subsidy to the farmers.
26:23 They have put it in their own pockets.
26:25 So where you get gas, you don't get expensive.
26:27 Where you don't get it, you get a lot of rates.
26:29 - Listen to me. - There is another reason for increasing the gas bill.
26:32 Why is he saying that?
26:34 He is a hypocrite.
26:37 - Obviously, when both are expensive, you will get revenue. - Yes.
26:40 When you get a lot of money, you can buy H3 packing from outside.
26:43 How will you treat the subsidy?
26:45 - I will tell you how to treat the subsidy. - Yes, tell me.
26:47 - This comes out of the ground. - Yes.
26:50 Okay. And it becomes a bag of gold.
26:53 He has a conspiracy of subsidy in his mind.
26:56 - Sir, he has gone mad. Listen to me. - Yes.
26:58 - He didn't understand the basic thing. - Yes.
27:01 The subsidy market of Lahore, which is outside Lahore.
27:05 It's not a subsidy market.
27:07 - We are talking about subsidy. - That is also a subsidy.
27:09 How much will your screen cost?
27:12 - It will cost around Rs. 20,000-25,000. - I won't give it to you.
27:14 I will hit him on his head.
27:17 Tell me, what will you do for education?
27:19 I have studied. What will I do for education?
27:22 Nonsense. Sir, I will tell you.
27:24 - He doesn't have basic problems. - Yes.
27:27 - Sir, I have studied in government schools. - Okay.
27:29 - I have done my BA from a government college. - Okay.
27:32 I have studied because I have got well.
27:34 He has no connection. Listen to me.
27:36 - He has studied. - Yes.
27:37 What does he know about other people's matters?
27:39 I think I am still studying.
27:40 I am reading something in my mouth.
27:42 Okay. You have studied.
27:45 But your children have to study.
27:47 Think about their education.
27:48 How will they study?
27:50 - Your nephew has come the day after tomorrow. - No.
27:52 He has come with a cartel.
27:54 - Sir, he is such a great nephew. - He is not my nephew.
27:58 His brother is so worried.
27:59 Sir, he has been given a certificate by the anti-narcotics force.
28:01 He is being punished.
28:04 - Why? - Sir, he has three kilos of nephews.
28:07 - He is such a great nephew. - Wow.
28:14 He is a vampire trap. He will kill you.
28:17 - He is such a great nephew. - Yes.
28:21 He just says that he is a monkey.
28:23 He is such a great nephew.
28:26 He will kill you the day he is born.
28:30 He is such a great nephew.
28:33 - What kind? - He is saying.
28:35 He doesn't get a pamper. He gets a fire.
28:37 - How does he know what kind of a man he is? - He is a bad man.
28:40 - He knows. - He is a bad man.
28:43 - What are you doing? - Don't fight.
28:44 - I don't know what happened. - Take a break.
28:47 - What a scene. - What a scene.
28:48 - It was a great stuff. - It was great.
28:50 - It was great. - Okay.
28:51 I was scared of my nephew.
28:54 I don't know if he will go home and kiss his mother.
28:56 Okay. Think about one more thing.
28:59 I will give happiness to Arya. He has a cow too.
29:03 My nephew is such that he has humiliated me.
29:08 Hello. Yes, Mr. Salim.
29:11 He is sitting. Okay.
29:14 - I am calling you home. - What is it?
29:16 The police has come.
29:18 And your nephew has become a Brahmin.
29:19 That means he has taken a search of the bed.
29:23 If you lose in the election
29:29 will you accept the result?
29:30 No.
29:31 Sir, he is talking nonsense.
29:35 If he loses, I will accept the result.
29:37 - What if you lose? - No.
29:39 Mr. Haroon, how can such people rule our country?
29:43 - That's the thing. - Yes.
29:45 - He is the one who thinks. - That's it.
29:47 He is the one who asks questions.
29:48 You should listen to his answers.
29:49 And did you see in the break, they were fighting.
29:52 - That's what I was seeing. - Believe me, that's how they do it.
29:54 If they fight here, they will fight with us.
29:58 Yes, that's good. You don't fight.
30:00 - Yes. - You don't fight.
30:02 You are peaceful. You are peaceful.
30:04 Who is fighting here that you go and solve the issue?
30:07 But they fight badly.
30:09 How?
30:12 You don't know.
30:13 - Yes. - Look at him.
30:15 He is a man.
30:16 We will take a short break.
30:21 We will meet after the break.
30:23 I have no sympathy with Hissam's husband.
30:25 That man deliberately hit his feet with an axe.
30:28 - That's true. - That's true.
30:29 Who eats poison with his eyes?
30:31 Hissam.
30:32 Welcome back, viewers.
30:40 - Yes, Irza. - One minute.
30:42 Look at the sheet. It looks like a worker from India.
30:45 You said yes, Irza.
30:48 - So I will start. - That's fine.
30:50 But why are you wearing a carpet?
30:51 Who is wearing a carpet?
30:53 - Do you know what I was going to say? - What?
30:56 I was going to say that Mr. Haroon
30:58 wishes everyone a happy wedding.
31:01 - Congratulations. - Congratulations.
31:04 - Why are you clapping? - Why are you clapping?
31:06 - Okay, clap. - Congratulations.
31:08 - Congratulations to you. - Thank you.
31:10 - May God give you many happiness. - Amen.
31:12 - At least nine or ten. - Allah is great.
31:15 And we are all here with one happiness in our lap.
31:19 But sir, you didn't pray that God would end all the happiness of Hissam.
31:24 - You prayed for his long life. - No, no.
31:27 I pray for his long life.
31:28 I have no sympathy with Hissam, his husband.
31:31 That man deliberately hit his feet with an axe.
31:33 - That's true. - Who eats poison by looking into the eyes?
31:37 Hissam.
31:38 And I pray that God keeps Arzu's mind.
31:43 - Let's end this here. - Yes.
31:46 On this note, Arzu is going to give us dinner in a fancy restaurant.
31:50 - Yes. - Okay.
31:51 And let's go to our audience.
31:53 Arzu is coming to give us a proper dinner.
31:55 It's not what I had imagined.
31:58 He has to go home at night. Why are you talking to him like this?
32:02 I don't know about your house.
32:03 But I will keep the wearing chart of your house in the kitchen.
32:06 Let's go to our audience.
32:08 Give the mic to the audience.
32:10 - Hello. - Hello.
32:11 My name is Hafsa Abid.
32:12 - I will recite a poem for you. - Wow.
32:14 Yes, recite it.
32:15 Some break trust in friendship.
32:17 Some break hearts in love.
32:19 Some learn to live from a rose.
32:21 And some break hearts.
32:22 - Wow. - Wow.
32:24 Wow.
32:26 Wow.
32:27 What a deep poem.
32:28 Hafsa, you are talking like my aunt.
32:32 Some break this, some break that.
32:34 But it unites two hearts.
32:36 It unites.
32:37 - Wow. - Very good.
32:38 My son is like a child.
32:40 No mother unites two hearts.
32:42 Next.
32:45 Hello. My name is Mukkazus.
32:47 I will recite a poem for you.
32:48 - Yes, recite it. - Keep your love.
32:50 Be the pride of loyalty.
32:52 Take my life or be my life.
32:54 Wow.
32:57 Yes.
32:58 Keep your love.
32:59 Be the pride of loyalty.
33:01 Be a human being.
33:02 Next.
33:05 - Hello. - Hello.
33:07 - My name is Mahnoor. - Yes.
33:09 - I will recite a poem for you. - Yes, recite it.
33:11 I am a big fan of Baba Bulle Shah.
33:13 I listen to many of his poems.
33:14 Wow. Very good.
33:16 Alif, there is a fire in my heart.
33:18 My heart is burning like a tandoor.
33:20 Some people hit me.
33:22 Some people took away my eyes.
33:24 I brought a mirror to see my lover.
33:27 And it got ruined on the ground.
33:29 People make fun of me and call me a lover.
33:32 I don't even want to cry.
33:34 - Wow. - Wow.
33:35 Very good.
33:36 Very good.
33:37 I think she is Qaid's younger sister.
33:41 - How? - I mean..
33:43 Qaid.. You are making fun of Qaid.
33:45 - Yes. - It's fun.
33:47 Mr. Agha, what is the matter? Your skin looks fresh today.
33:52 Mr. Agha, what is your skin routine?
33:54 People want to know.
33:55 People write questions.
33:56 It's nothing. I read all of them.
33:58 I mean..
34:02 But you have done something today.
34:03 You are glowing.
34:05 Mr. Agha, he has been lying on the floor for two hours.
34:07 He is lying down and then he comes and says..
34:11 ..dad, breakfast is ready.
34:14 And then I say..
34:15 And I was right.
34:18 I also made you my son.
34:21 Come on, son.
34:24 It's your family matter. We don't like to talk.
34:26 You can't interfere in your family..
34:29 ..like you interfere in their family.
34:31 Sister-in-law's eyes were weak because of the cuckoo's wife.
34:33 - Okay. - I said, get a mirror.
34:35 I brought a mirror from the pharmacy.
34:37 I wanted to see her.
34:38 He brought a mirror and saw her.
34:41 The doctor's son returned the mirror.
34:44 And you know what she fought with?
34:46 She said, doctor, I told you to give me a white mirror..
34:48 ..and you gave me a black mirror.
34:50 She was so angry that she didn't even give him a mirror.
34:54 Okay.
34:57 Viewers, this was today's show.
34:59 We will meet you in the next show.
35:01 Take care of yourself.
35:03 Goodbye.
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