Mean Girls , The Beekeeper , The Book of Clarence , Lift , and Self Reliance hit theaters and streaming.
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00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 (dramatic music)
00:05 - Welcome to Health and Human Sexuality.
00:17 - Are you okay in there?
00:19 We're concerned you're either doing drugs
00:21 or having a toilet baby.
00:23 - Ew.
00:24 (dramatic music)
00:26 (sirens blaring)
00:28 - Katie pushed her.
00:29 Regina really should be lifting through her glutes.
00:32 - You're a blessing, Mr. Clay.
00:33 This place was crabgrass and weeds
00:37 and you brought it back to life.
00:38 - Mrs. Parker and I were friends.
00:42 She was like family.
00:43 She was the only person who ever took care of me.
00:46 - She's not gonna burn this place to the ground.
00:48 - No, you can't.
00:49 ♪ You're family for me ♪
00:52 (dramatic music)
00:54 - You're telling me one man did this.
00:57 - The only thing you know is he's a beekeeper.
01:00 ♪ I said it's time to do the job ♪
01:04 - I'm Clarence.
01:05 - Where I'm from, you fight to survive.
01:07 I'm not a bad person.
01:09 Just playing the cards I was dealt.
01:11 (grunting)
01:13 Mom, one day I'm gonna get you out of here.
01:15 I have a plan.
01:17 - What are we doing here?
01:18 - Jesus lives here.
01:19 ♪ Hallelujah, baby ♪
01:21 - Clarence, you are guilty of the crime of fraud
01:23 for your own ill-gotten gains.
01:26 - If you give me Jesus of Nazareth,
01:27 I will let you walk free.
01:29 And I will give you power, wealth.
01:32 You'll be somebody.
01:33 (dramatic music)
01:35 ♪ You're my boy now, baby ♪
01:38 - I die before I give him up to Rome.
01:42 Then death it is.
01:43 - Welcome to the team.
01:45 - They really love you.
01:46 - I mean, what's not to love?
01:47 - You are a thief, a con man, a professional liar.
01:52 - Agree to disagree.
01:53 - Three, two, one.
01:56 - One.
01:57 - Lift.
01:58 (explosion)
02:01 (upbeat music)
02:03 - Hi.
02:06 - Are you the actor Andy Samberg?
02:08 - I am.
02:09 - I'm a big fan, man.
02:11 - Oh, thank you very much.
02:12 Hey, I got a question for you.
02:14 You wanna get in?
02:16 Single, no children, no dependents.
02:19 Job is network management, physically fit.
02:22 - You have been selected to partake
02:23 in the biggest reality show in the dark web.
02:26 There will be people trying to kill you, the hunters.
02:29 - What are you talking about?
02:30 There's people trying to murder me?
02:32 - You will only be killed when you are alone.
02:37 - So let me get this straight.
02:38 You cannot touch me if I'm with someone
02:41 and then I get a million dollars.
02:42 - Aren't there other people playing the game
02:46 who could hang out with you?
02:48 - Just say it, you're not gonna.
02:49 - No, I'm not gonna murder you.
02:50 Are you gonna murder me?
02:51 - No, I wanna be on the same team as you.
02:53 - You wanna spend all our time together
02:55 after knowing me for five minutes?
02:56 ♪ I'm gonna find ya ♪
02:57 ♪ I'm gonna get ya ♪