• 11 months ago
After a group of criminals kidnap the ballerina daughter of a powerful underworld figure, they retreat to an isolated mansion, unaware that they're locked inside with no normal little girl.
Transcript
00:00 [MUSIC]
00:10 You all came highly recommended.
00:19 [MUSIC]
00:21 You know the rules.
00:23 No real names, no backstories.
00:25 [MUSIC]
00:27 No cellphones.
00:28 So whose kid is she?
00:30 A very wealthy man who's about to be 50 million dollars poorer.
00:33 [MUSIC]
00:34 I'm here to make sure you're safe.
00:36 What's your name?
00:37 Mine's Abigail.
00:38 You can call me Joey.
00:40 Do you have any kids?
00:41 I have a little boy.
00:43 See you in 24 hours.
00:48 [MUSIC]
00:51 Do you know what a pinky promise is?
00:52 If you behave and do as we say.
00:54 [MUSIC]
00:56 Like pinky promise you.
00:57 It'll all be over soon.
00:59 Joey?
01:00 Yeah?
01:02 I'm sorry about what's gonna happen to you.
01:04 [MUSIC]
01:08 What the fuck?
01:09 [MUSIC]
01:14 Shit, we gotta get out of here.
01:15 [MUSIC]
01:18 I think she knows something.
01:19 [MUSIC]
01:21 Guys?
01:22 Guys?
01:24 Guys?
01:26 [MUSIC]
01:27 Oh no.
01:28 [MUSIC]
01:31 What the fuck is that thing?
01:32 We kidnapped a fucking vampire.
01:34 [MUSIC]
01:36 A ballerina vampire.
01:38 [MUSIC]
01:40 Okay, how do we kill a vampire?
01:42 What are we talking about?
01:43 Like an anrice or a true blood?
01:45 You know, twilight?
01:45 Safe through the heart.
01:47 Daylight is a big one.
01:49 [MUSIC]
01:51 All right, let's go kill us a fucking vampire.
01:55 [MUSIC]
01:56 Ready?
01:56 [MUSIC]
02:01 Vampire on my ass!
02:03 [MUSIC]
02:14 What can I say?
02:16 I like playing with my food.
02:17 [MUSIC]
02:20 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
02:20 She's fucking flying.
02:22 [MUSIC]
02:32 I fucking hate ballet.
02:42 [MUSIC]