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00:12 Asterix and Obelix, slap them all too!
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00:35 The year is still 50 BC. Gaul is entirely occupied by the Romans.
00:44 Well, not entirely. One small village of indomitable Gauls, well known to all, still holds out against the invaders.
00:54 Typically calm, much to the delight of the neighboring Roman camps, the peaceful village will be shaken by an unforeseen event,
01:02 the consequences of which could undermine the authority of the Roman Empire.
01:10 And whose voice is this that resounds so suddenly?
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01:31 What do you mean my fish isn't fresh?
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01:45 Help! Someone please help me by Belenos!
01:50 Why, it's the chief's nephew, just for kicks.
01:56 He's all pale and out of breath, the stale air of Eutychia no doubt.
02:03 Asterix, Obelix, help! There are Romans on my tail!
02:07 Halt, Gaul! Hand over that fugitive or suffer the consequences!
02:13 Goodie, goodie, Romans! Shiny new Romans!
02:18 What have you done just for kicks?
02:20 Nothing! I'm straight up being framed. I'm innocent.
02:25 Hand over that Gaul, Gauls, and I promise to be merciful.
02:32 Stay here just for kicks. I'm going to calmly discuss this with him. My logic can be striking.
02:37 By Jupiter, they're charging us! Attack!
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02:53 Look out!
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03:37 What a disgrace! Do you have no shame, Romans?
03:41 Stop them already, by Juno! Use your catapults!
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04:34 Bring them down, by Mercury! Burn your pay!
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04:59 All right, that's done.
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