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00:01:09 - Jesse, dinner's ready.
00:01:23 Jesse, dinner's ready, come on.
00:01:31 Jesse?
00:01:36 Jesse?
00:01:37 Jesse, where are you?
00:01:39 - Sweden, Finland, Iceland, Germany,
00:01:42 England, Italy, Spain, Portugal.
00:01:45 Okay, now I will list the last 10 US presidents in order.
00:01:51 Donald Trump, Barack Obama, George W. Bush,
00:01:55 Bill Clinton, George H.W. Bush, Ronald Reagan,
00:01:59 Jimmy Carter, Gerald Ford, Richard Nixon.
00:02:01 - Richard Nixon was impeached.
00:02:03 - No he wasn't, mom, he resigned.
00:02:05 Hold on, let me finish my list.
00:02:07 Richard Nixon, Lyndon B. Johnson.
00:02:09 - Jesse, so what are you doing exactly?
00:02:21 - I'm working on my 12 days of Christmas list.
00:02:23 Last year, dad told me that if I did everything on the list,
00:02:26 I could have whatever I wanted for Christmas.
00:02:29 And this year, all I want for Christmas
00:02:31 is for dad to come home.
00:02:33 - Jesse, we've talked about this.
00:02:36 You know that daddy isn't coming home.
00:02:40 I know this is hard for you,
00:02:43 and I know you may not understand what happened,
00:02:46 but I need you to know that daddy's gone.
00:02:49 - No, mom, he's not gone.
00:02:51 He's just not here.
00:02:53 I know that if I do everything on my list, he'll come back.
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00:02:58 I wish it was right, Jesse.
00:03:03 I wish it was, but...
00:03:05 Jesse, come on.
00:03:10 I think dinner's getting cold.
00:03:11 - It's always cold, mom.
00:03:13 Dad's a better cook.
00:03:14 - Ha ha, funny.
00:03:17 - You know what else is funny?
00:03:19 - What?
00:03:20 - You didn't notice that I lost a tooth.
00:03:22 - You did?
00:03:24 Oh, from karate?
00:03:27 - No, mom, I'm 10 years old, it just fell out.
00:03:31 - You silly goose.
00:03:33 Come on.
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00:03:38 - I'm not a psychologist, but I do know people's minds.
00:03:53 I need to in order to get the results that I do.
00:03:55 What did you say?
00:04:01 - That's not in the holiday spirit.
00:04:03 - I doubt you would succeed with that kind of campaign.
00:04:08 - Why?
00:04:09 - Because throwing ice balls at kids
00:04:11 eating your competitor's candy isn't all that nice.
00:04:14 - Jesse, go easy on him.
00:04:17 - I wasn't talking to you.
00:04:21 Look, I gotta go.
00:04:23 I'll come up with a winning marketing plan.
00:04:26 I promise you, just no ice balls.
00:04:29 - I'm done.
00:04:30 - Oh, Jesse, was the teacher, instructor--
00:04:33 - You mean sensei?
00:04:35 - Yes, sensei.
00:04:36 Where is he?
00:04:37 - First of all, it's a she.
00:04:39 My sensei is a woman.
00:04:41 - I hadn't noticed.
00:04:43 - I know.
00:04:44 - Well, where is she?
00:04:46 - I told her I needed to go it alone.
00:04:50 - Go it alone?
00:04:51 - Yeah, I have to earn my black belt on my own,
00:04:54 and I have to do it by Christmas day.
00:04:56 - Uh, what?
00:04:57 Jesse, a black belt by Christmas day?
00:05:01 And teaching yourself?
00:05:02 - Yep, read my list.
00:05:04 - Christmas is only five days from now.
00:05:06 - People will think this is greed and hatred.
00:05:09 It's not.
00:05:11 It's just that things need to be even.
00:05:14 They can ask why, but they'll never understand.
00:05:21 The people that hear about it on the news,
00:05:26 they won't understand.
00:05:27 Only those that come here tonight
00:05:31 will finally see what it's like,
00:05:33 what it's like to be destroyed by someone
00:05:36 who thought was exactly like you.
00:05:41 Tonight, this town learns what it's like to be afraid.
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00:05:53 - Mom?
00:06:07 Mom?
00:06:10 Mom?
00:06:13 Mom?
00:06:15 Mom, what's wrong? - What is it, Jesse?
00:06:16 What's wrong?
00:06:17 - I had a terrible nightmare.
00:06:19 There's this scary man on a screen.
00:06:21 I didn't know what he was talking about.
00:06:23 Then there was a clown with a gun.
00:06:25 - A clown?
00:06:27 - Yes, and a woman.
00:06:28 - Jesse, why did you dream of that?
00:06:31 Do you know?
00:06:32 - It was at the theater.
00:06:33 The theater where Dad was when he disappeared.
00:06:37 - But Jesse, you've never been in that theater.
00:06:41 - It felt so real.
00:06:42 I felt like I was there.
00:06:44 - I know.
00:06:46 Sometimes bad dreams feel real.
00:06:48 But it was just a dream, okay?
00:06:51 You weren't there.
00:06:52 Please, go back to sleep.
00:06:55 - Can you stay here for a while?
00:06:57 - Sure, okay.
00:07:00 I will.
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00:07:18 - Oh my God.
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00:08:14 - All right, pass 'em down.
00:08:16 Pass 'em down.
00:08:17 Y'all keep 'em upside down now and don't talk about it.
00:08:21 All right, just pass 'em down.
00:08:23 Pass 'em down.
00:08:25 Everybody pass these down.
00:08:27 Keep 'em upside down.
00:08:29 Don't talk.
00:08:30 I want everybody to think Christmas.
00:08:34 Because I have something for you little critters.
00:08:38 Well, I can't call you critters, right?
00:08:40 That ain't one of them forbidden words or something.
00:08:43 Nah, critters is okay, but how about I call you my elves?
00:08:49 Oh no, how about my reindeer?
00:08:51 Yeah, you're all little reindeer,
00:08:53 but without the horns 'cause I don't like horns.
00:08:56 They kind of remind me of that devil guy
00:08:58 and he ain't very Christmasy, is he?
00:09:01 Okay, if you answer my question correctly,
00:09:06 then you might get an extra five points
00:09:08 on your paper as a Christmas gift.
00:09:10 All right, oh, you little reindeer.
00:09:14 Y'all are out celebrating with your boss.
00:09:18 You're in a bar, you know, celebrating with the boss,
00:09:22 that little chubby guy, you know,
00:09:24 in the little, in the red suit with the beard, Santa.
00:09:29 And Santa has had a whole lot of beer to drink tonight.
00:09:32 In fact, he's just plum wasted.
00:09:34 And all you little reindeer, y'all are pretty.
00:09:38 Get to the curb too, you know what I'm saying?
00:09:41 Now, all of a sudden, you,
00:09:45 you are Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
00:09:48 And that red bulb in your nose, it just explodes
00:09:53 because you have a tequila shot
00:09:55 that just didn't agree with you.
00:09:57 Now, that explosion is so loud
00:09:59 that it causes some drunk guy
00:10:01 to fall off of his barstool over here.
00:10:03 And all of a sudden, a big old brawl ensues,
00:10:06 and everybody's just fighting,
00:10:07 kind of like in one of them movies, you know,
00:10:09 where everybody's just fighting for no apparent reason.
00:10:12 All these surfers and these creatures.
00:10:16 Don't ask me why there's surfers and creatures in this bar.
00:10:19 Okay, they just are, along with all you reindeer.
00:10:24 All of a sudden,
00:10:26 Santa just broke a chair right over some greaser's head
00:10:34 because the greaser was about to hit you,
00:10:36 Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
00:10:39 The greaser was about to hit you with a whiskey bottle.
00:10:42 Everybody get it?
00:10:45 All right, raise your hand if you think Santa
00:10:49 is guilty of aggravated assault.
00:10:52 All right, raise your hand if you think Santa
00:10:56 has committed a simple assault.
00:10:58 Okay, now who thinks Kris Kringle
00:11:06 is guilty of reckless endangerment?
00:11:10 - The answer is none of the above.
00:11:11 - Do I know you, young man?
00:11:15 - Santa Claus is guilty of nothing.
00:11:17 He acts in defense of the nation.
00:11:20 He acts in defense of another.
00:11:22 He was protecting his friend, Rudolph.
00:11:24 - You're correct.
00:11:27 You are absolutely correct.
00:11:29 Are you Jesse?
00:11:31 - So your husband's a lawyer.
00:11:39 Look, it was really nice that your kid interrupted my class.
00:11:45 He's really smart, by the way.
00:11:47 But Mrs.-- - Sandy?
00:11:49 I don't really know why you're here.
00:11:52 It's kind of one of the hazards
00:11:54 of those online appointment things.
00:11:55 You don't really know why people
00:11:56 make those appointments with you.
00:11:58 If you have a legal question, why don't you just--
00:12:02 - How did you know that my husband is a lawyer?
00:12:05 - Just a little deductive reasoning
00:12:09 based on your son's answer to my question in my class.
00:12:13 Look, I'm sure that you have a whole lot of things to do.
00:12:18 It was really nice to meet you.
00:12:19 I'm sure there's got a lot of Christmas shopping still to go
00:12:22 for that smart little young man of yours.
00:12:24 But I think it's time for you to go.
00:12:28 - How did you know my son's name?
00:12:29 - A good guess.
00:12:33 - I don't think so.
00:12:35 - Now, you let Jesse come and interrupt my class,
00:12:43 but why didn't you have him come in here with us?
00:12:45 - When I was 16, I went to a psychic fair
00:12:49 and got a reading.
00:12:50 You know what that is?
00:12:52 - Yeah, I--
00:12:53 - The psychic told me that I would get married,
00:12:56 have one son, and that my husband would go on a journey
00:13:01 that would be of a major concern to me.
00:13:03 When I asked her for more, she looked unhappy,
00:13:08 and then refused to tell me anything else.
00:13:11 That psychic was you.
00:13:16 - Look, I don't know who you are
00:13:20 'cause I don't remember you, okay?
00:13:21 But nobody around here knows anything
00:13:23 about my little psychic past stuff.
00:13:26 Now, I don't even know how you found me.
00:13:27 How did you find me, by the way?
00:13:29 - Everyone in my profession says I'm a very resourceful woman.
00:13:33 - And what profession is that?
00:13:37 - Why don't you guess?
00:13:38 - Marketing.
00:13:41 - Yes.
00:13:43 - Oh, dang.
00:13:45 - You see?
00:13:46 - No, no, I don't see.
00:13:48 I mean, I do see, but I don't wanna see, okay?
00:13:51 I used to help the police.
00:13:54 They wanted me to help them find missing people,
00:13:56 and you know what I found?
00:13:57 I found a bunch of dead bodies.
00:13:59 It's all I could see,
00:14:00 and I don't wanna see a bunch of dead bodies, okay?
00:14:03 You have no idea what it's like to see dead people.
00:14:06 It's just creepy, and it creeped me out so much
00:14:10 I didn't wanna do it anymore.
00:14:12 So I paved my way through law school
00:14:14 by doing all those stupid little psychic affairs
00:14:17 that you just happened to find me out,
00:14:18 but I think it's time for you to leave, okay?
00:14:20 Because I don't want to remember any of it.
00:14:23 I don't.
00:14:25 I just wanna do something happy.
00:14:27 I wanna do something with kids.
00:14:29 So, all of a sudden, I paved my way through law school,
00:14:34 and I just had this vision,
00:14:35 and I saw myself in a classroom with kids,
00:14:40 and that's what brought me here.
00:14:42 The spirits brought me here.
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00:14:46 I need you to tell me if my husband is alive or dead.
00:14:50 And I told you, I don't do that anymore.
00:14:54 I don't want to see dead bodies.
00:14:55 I really think it's time for you to leave, okay?
00:14:57 You know.
00:14:58 What, 'cause I'm having nightmares?
00:15:00 Your son is having nightmares, too.
00:15:02 Did you know that?
00:15:03 It's all about his daddy's disappearance.
00:15:07 It's really not a fun thing to see.
00:15:09 You really have no idea.
00:15:11 (eerie music)
00:15:14 Oh.
00:15:22 That's why I'm sensing clowns.
00:15:26 Oh.
00:15:31 Oh, wow, I'm really sorry.
00:15:35 I'm really sorry for you, and I'm sorry for your son,
00:15:38 but I can't help you, okay?
00:15:40 You still have it.
00:15:42 It's like a terminal disease, okay?
00:15:44 It's not a fun thing.
00:15:45 I'm sorry.
00:15:48 I'm just kind of known as the wacky professor around here,
00:15:51 okay?
00:15:52 Sorry.
00:15:53 This is not exactly what I asked Santa for.
00:15:58 It was Bob's.
00:15:59 The police found it.
00:16:00 Found it in an alleyway, I know.
00:16:02 Found it an alleyway right behind the theater.
00:16:06 Oh, that tragedy.
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00:16:11 He pulls his knife out,
00:16:16 and he's using it in self-defense.
00:16:18 Karate.
00:16:25 What?
00:16:28 Karate.
00:16:29 I don't know.
00:16:30 Yeah.
00:16:35 Jesse's trying to get his black belt in karate
00:16:38 by Christmas Day.
00:16:39 He thinks it will bring his father back.
00:16:42 It might.
00:16:43 You think it will?
00:16:47 No, I didn't say that it will.
00:16:49 I said it might.
00:16:50 Sorry, like I said, I'm getting a little scattered, okay?
00:16:55 Everybody around here thinks I'm scattered.
00:17:00 I'm just known as that little wacky law professor here.
00:17:03 I really, I'm really sorry for you.
00:17:05 I'm really sorry for you.
00:17:08 I can't help you.
00:17:09 My home address is on the back,
00:17:15 so you can return the knife.
00:17:17 I have to take Jesse to karate now.
00:17:21 He's already on his green belt.
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00:17:35 What's this, Jesse?
00:17:42 It's on the list.
00:17:43 It's all about karate now, and you know,
00:17:46 getting my black belt.
00:17:47 But we can paint this later like Dad and I used to.
00:17:50 Oh, I'm really no good at this kind of thing.
00:17:55 Hey, the pizza's here.
00:17:59 It's not even cold.
00:18:01 (glass shattering)
00:18:04 We will haunt these victims.
00:18:09 We'll haunt their minds, their dreams,
00:18:12 even the very land they walk on.
00:18:14 And our victims won't hate us.
00:18:17 They'll become us.
00:18:19 Dad!
00:18:21 Dad!
00:18:24 There is no constitutional issue here.
00:18:28 People are permitted to carry guns,
00:18:30 but only in very specific circumstances.
00:18:34 Dad!
00:18:35 Dad!
00:18:38 Dad!
00:18:42 Jesse, wake up.
00:18:43 Wake up, honey.
00:18:44 I just saw Dad.
00:18:45 I'm telling you, he's alive.
00:18:46 I need to get that black belt.
00:18:48 I don't want you to get hurt.
00:18:50 Mom, I'm tough.
00:18:52 I don't mean by karate.
00:18:55 Mom, I'm already on to blue belt.
00:18:57 Dad will be coming home soon
00:18:59 when I prove that I earned my black belt.
00:19:01 That's what I'm talking about, Jesse.
00:19:04 Getting a black belt is not going to bring back Daddy.
00:19:07 These are just dreams you're having.
00:19:09 Then how do you explain my dreams?
00:19:11 I saw you got some newspaper clippings
00:19:12 about what happened.
00:19:14 That's why you're having these dreams.
00:19:16 But why didn't you tell me exactly what happened?
00:19:20 Because you're so young, Jesse.
00:19:24 And I really didn't think you needed to hear
00:19:26 all the horrible details they write in the newspapers.
00:19:29 But why didn't you tell me Dad was at the theater
00:19:31 trying to make a constitutional argument about guns?
00:19:35 How did you know that?
00:19:36 That wasn't in the news.
00:19:39 Gravy speaks Christmas.
00:19:46 No, no, it's not just a Thanksgiving thing.
00:19:48 You have roast beef on Christmas, so you have gravy.
00:19:54 A whole chicken, you put gravy on it.
00:19:57 What?
00:19:58 Prime rib?
00:19:59 No, no, that's au jus.
00:20:01 Au jus is a whole different thing.
00:20:02 Uh-huh.
00:20:05 Yes.
00:20:06 Yes.
00:20:08 Yeah, now you're thinking, okay.
00:20:12 And I can pull that off by making Santa Claus
00:20:15 stir the gravy and then pour it right over the turkey
00:20:19 for Mrs. Claus.
00:20:20 That way we kill two birds with one stone.
00:20:22 It's not just women in the kitchen anymore.
00:20:25 And turkey gravy is hot on a cold Christmas day.
00:20:28 Okay.
00:20:30 Now let me go.
00:20:33 I have someone sitting here.
00:20:35 Seems like it was just yesterday
00:20:43 that you were in high school living next door.
00:20:45 You're graduating college?
00:20:47 - In grad school, actually, yeah.
00:20:49 The holiday break, of course.
00:20:51 You know, it was perfect timing when you called
00:20:53 because I really need cash for presents.
00:20:55 So I'm gonna pick him up after school,
00:20:59 take him to karate and whatnot.
00:21:00 - Yeah, maybe make him a snack when you bring him home.
00:21:04 I work late a lot, but ever since his father went missing,
00:21:07 I just--
00:21:08 - I am really sorry, Abby.
00:21:11 I remember your husband, Bob.
00:21:12 He was a really cool guy.
00:21:13 - Thank you.
00:21:15 - It must be really rough on Jesse.
00:21:20 - I think it is.
00:21:21 I mean, it definitely is.
00:21:25 He's been obsessed with completing this list of goals
00:21:29 that he set for himself.
00:21:30 I think they were all things he used to do with his father.
00:21:34 They used to do a lot of things together
00:21:37 that I wasn't a part of, you know,
00:21:39 because I'm at work a lot.
00:21:40 I mean, me and Jesse have done our own things together too.
00:21:45 - I understand, Abby.
00:21:49 He's had these dreams, Sarah,
00:21:52 and some of it is rather amazing, almost mystical.
00:21:57 But now he's obsessed with teaching himself
00:22:02 to be a black belt in karate, by Christmas day, no less.
00:22:07 - And he thinks if he gets a black belt,
00:22:09 it'll bring his father back?
00:22:11 - Yeah.
00:22:13 How did you know that?
00:22:14 - I study child behavior and psychology.
00:22:17 It's a coping mechanism.
00:22:19 Reliving and doing all these things
00:22:21 that he used to do with his dad,
00:22:23 earning his missing dad's approval in a way
00:22:26 so that he'll come back.
00:22:28 - And when he doesn't?
00:22:30 - Well, what did your grief counselor say?
00:22:32 - Well.
00:22:33 - Oh, you never got one.
00:22:36 - Jesse's a very smart kid.
00:22:38 He's determined, working hard.
00:22:42 He's fine.
00:22:44 He doesn't need a therapist.
00:22:45 - Right.
00:22:47 I shouldn't have said anything.
00:22:47 - No, no, you're not the first one.
00:22:49 But we're doing just fine.
00:22:53 We're both strong and busy.
00:22:55 There's always so much that needs to be done.
00:22:57 I mean, I'm sure it works for others,
00:23:01 but not for Jesse, no.
00:23:02 Does he have any dietary restrictions?
00:23:07 (upbeat music)
00:23:09 - Done.
00:23:14 - Hey, Ricky, kick him.
00:23:16 Kick, just kick.
00:23:17 Give him his back.
00:23:25 Deeper, deeper.
00:23:32 (upbeat music)
00:23:34 You have to come out again.
00:23:40 Stand up.
00:23:41 - Applesauce is amazing these days.
00:23:44 It's the new Jell-O.
00:23:45 You can get it with maple syrup, cinnamon.
00:23:49 Are you kidding me?
00:23:52 Of course.
00:23:55 (phone ringing)
00:23:56 I can market applesauce with jalapenos.
00:23:59 I'm sorry.
00:24:01 I have to call you back.
00:24:03 Bob?
00:24:06 Where are you?
00:24:08 Who's this?
00:24:14 Where did you find his phone?
00:24:15 - So the Grinch suddenly has this need for redemption
00:24:27 and he really wants to be punished.
00:24:29 Maybe he just wants some of that camaraderie thing
00:24:33 that prison brings with all the prisoners
00:24:36 after all them years of being alone up there.
00:24:40 Anyways, he strolls into the Hoosville DA office
00:24:44 and he confesses to grain larceny,
00:24:47 trespassing, and criminal mischief.
00:24:50 Only there ain't no criminal charges been filed against him.
00:24:54 So what is the responsibility of the prosecutor?
00:24:58 The green guy, he even brought in a whole bunch
00:25:03 of the stolen goods,
00:25:04 like a whole bunch of Christmas toys.
00:25:07 (dramatic music)
00:25:10 - Class dismissed.
00:25:24 - That's it?
00:25:27 - Yeah, that's it.
00:25:30 You're even gonna get a little extra bonus for it, okay?
00:25:33 So go home, it's almost Christmas.
00:25:36 Go home for clown's sake.
00:25:37 - Okay.
00:25:39 Merry Christmas.
00:25:42 - Merry Christmas to you too.
00:25:44 (dramatic music)
00:25:52 - I'm sorry, I'm looking for someone.
00:26:00 - The needy people won't start coming in for about an hour.
00:26:03 You could start dishing out this.
00:26:05 - Oh, no, obviously I'm not here for that.
00:26:10 - Oh, I thought you said people wouldn't arrive
00:26:14 in for about an hour.
00:26:15 I guess they came early.
00:26:16 - So you can name all the presidents
00:26:24 and you know all the capitals,
00:26:26 but what I'm really impressed with is this birdhouse.
00:26:29 Are you gonna paint it?
00:26:31 - Yeah, with my dad when he comes home.
00:26:33 - Well, how about with your mom now?
00:26:36 - She's busy a lot.
00:26:37 She isn't into that sort of thing.
00:26:39 Wanna help me practice my karate?
00:26:41 - I'd be honored.
00:26:42 - Are you Jay?
00:26:50 - Do I look like Jay?
00:26:51 - I'm sorry, I don't know what Jay looks like.
00:26:55 - Do I look like AJ, hmm?
00:26:57 - Oh, sure, why not?
00:27:00 Jay's a pretty common name.
00:27:02 - Jay's a letter of the alphabet
00:27:03 and I don't think I look like a letter.
00:27:05 It's also a bird, as in Blue Jay, and I'm not blue.
00:27:09 Do I look blue to you, huh?
00:27:11 Are you trying to call me blue?
00:27:12 How would you like it if I called you W, huh?
00:27:14 - I don't, I'm just looking for Jay,
00:27:18 the guy who owns this restaurant.
00:27:20 - You know, if you haven't noticed,
00:27:21 today this place is set up to feed people less fortunate.
00:27:25 People are like yourself.
00:27:27 We usually do this twice a month,
00:27:29 but this month we're doing it four times
00:27:31 because it's Christmas.
00:27:33 And Jay, that blue bird guy you're looking for,
00:27:36 he sold this spot to me over a year ago.
00:27:38 It's mine now.
00:27:39 - Oh, I'm sorry.
00:27:43 He said to meet him here.
00:27:45 - Yo, hold up, baby, hold up, hold up.
00:27:48 I was just kidding around, I was just joking.
00:27:50 Jay, yo, Jay, there's this chick out here to see you, man.
00:27:54 Hey, he still owns this place.
00:27:56 He and I are best friends.
00:27:57 I'm just here helping him out.
00:27:58 Had you shooked, didn't I?
00:28:01 (footsteps tapping)
00:28:03 - Hi, I'm Jay, and I apologize for Sam's sense of humor.
00:28:07 - I'm Abby.
00:28:09 You have my husband's phone?
00:28:10 - You're Pop's wife.
00:28:11 I've heard so much about you.
00:28:14 Yeah.
00:28:16 One of the regulars found it under the booth.
00:28:22 - How did you know Bob?
00:28:26 - Pop used to do free legal work for us.
00:28:28 He was so generous with his time.
00:28:30 Used to stop by every now and again
00:28:32 and serve food if we had nothing else for him to do.
00:28:35 Of course, that was a long time ago.
00:28:38 - So you haven't seen him in a while?
00:28:40 - No, not since the, you know.
00:28:43 - Since the theater shooting?
00:28:45 - Yeah.
00:28:47 Is everything all right?
00:28:48 - But how could his phone have gotten here?
00:28:52 - I'm really sorry.
00:28:54 I don't know how long it had been here.
00:28:59 (phone ringing)
00:29:02 - Hello?
00:29:07 Professor?
00:29:11 What do you mean the knife wasn't used in self-defense?
00:29:17 Wait, wait, wait, you're not making any sense.
00:29:22 Where?
00:29:24 So what's the meaning behind all these belts?
00:29:29 - Well, they all start with white
00:29:31 and that signifies the beginning or birth of a seed.
00:29:35 A white belt is a beginner searching for knowledge
00:29:39 in the beginning of life cycle.
00:29:42 The yellow belt symbolizes the first beams of sunlight
00:29:45 which shine upon the seed, giving it new strength
00:29:48 with the beginning of new life.
00:29:51 Knowledge is germinating.
00:29:53 An orange belt represents the growing power of the sun
00:29:56 as it warms the earth to prepare for new growth.
00:30:00 The body and mind are starting to open and develop.
00:30:04 The green belt signifies the growth of the seed
00:30:08 as it reaches toward the sun and begins to transform
00:30:11 into a recognizable life.
00:30:13 There is strengthening of the mind
00:30:15 and refining of techniques.
00:30:17 A blue belt represents the blue sky.
00:30:20 As life sprouts from the earth, the light feeds the life
00:30:23 so it can continue to grow.
00:30:25 Additional knowledge and power are obtained.
00:30:28 The purple belt represents the changing of the sky to dawn.
00:30:32 Here, there is great advancement.
00:30:35 It takes longer to get through purple belt
00:30:37 than all the previous belts.
00:30:39 - Wow.
00:30:41 Well, what about all the other belts?
00:30:44 - I'm only up to a purple belt.
00:30:45 - So can you cut a kid a break?
00:30:48 - The remaining three belts are red, brown, and black.
00:30:53 The red belt signifies the red hot heat of the sun,
00:30:57 life growing strongly towards it,
00:30:59 but red is a sign of danger.
00:31:00 - And a fighter, well, he can become dangerous
00:31:04 with his knowledge and his physical abilities,
00:31:06 so he has to be cautious, and red is next for Jesse.
00:31:11 Do you wanna know about the brown belt?
00:31:14 The brown belt, well, it represents the ripening of a seed.
00:31:20 It's sort of a harvesting process,
00:31:24 and a fighter, he's gonna wrestle the longest
00:31:26 with getting his brown belt
00:31:28 because the next stop is greatness.
00:31:31 - And that greatness is the black belt?
00:31:33 - Yes, and with the black belt comes profound knowledge,
00:31:38 and that's knowledge that he can pass on to others.
00:31:41 - Okay.
00:31:44 I'm interested, but I'm confused.
00:31:48 Why are we at Jesse's karate school?
00:31:50 (Jesse grunts)
00:31:53 - Same knife.
00:31:54 - I don't understand.
00:31:58 - It just came to me right when I was
00:32:02 in the middle of a lecture
00:32:03 because that's when things seem to come to me
00:32:05 at the most inappropriate times.
00:32:08 - What does any of this have to do with my husband?
00:32:10 - In my vision, Bob was not holding this knife.
00:32:15 He wasn't even looking for it.
00:32:17 He wasn't even aware that he had it.
00:32:19 (Jesse sighs)
00:32:22 - Your visions are making me more tired than those women.
00:32:25 Who are they?
00:32:28 What relevance do they have to Bob?
00:32:29 - Abby, psychic vision isn't 20/20.
00:32:34 It's not like, you know,
00:32:35 well, it's kind of like nearsightedness,
00:32:38 but only in my case, it's like bifocals.
00:32:40 I was wrong, I was wrong.
00:32:43 I don't like to admit when I was wrong, but I was wrong.
00:32:46 - Bob was not using this knife
00:32:48 to defend himself in that theater.
00:32:50 He was using it here to teach women how to defend themselves.
00:32:54 This is a self-defense class for women.
00:32:59 This is where this knife comes from.
00:33:01 Bob was using this to teach these women
00:33:04 how to defend themselves, and he just left with it.
00:33:07 He forgot he even had it on him.
00:33:09 - No, this doesn't make sense.
00:33:11 - Maybe the powers in the universe
00:33:13 are trying to teach you something, Abby.
00:33:16 Maybe guide you to learn a little bit about your husband,
00:33:18 things you didn't even know, maybe even surprise you.
00:33:21 Not like that surprises or something.
00:33:23 It's not like Bob had a whole 'nother family
00:33:25 or something, you know, like that.
00:33:27 - Hey, Abby, your husband was a black belt.
00:33:29 - What?
00:33:32 - Then live, you attractive geniuses, and live large.
00:33:37 Hello out there in crazy land.
00:33:41 I'm Graham Pallas, owner of the Pallas Theater chain,
00:33:45 and of course, this classic theater.
00:33:47 As my lovely daughter told you,
00:33:49 this is the crown jewel in our empire,
00:33:51 and the place we end up spending most of our time.
00:33:54 What she didn't tell you is that today is her birthday.
00:33:59 Ta-da!
00:34:01 Everyone say, "Happy birthday."
00:34:05 No, no, no, that was terrible.
00:34:07 One more time, all together.
00:34:10 Happy birthday.
00:34:12 And Aurora, as your birthday gift
00:34:17 in front of all these wonderful people,
00:34:19 I'd like to give you this Pallas Theater.
00:34:24 I see full control over you to finally do all the things
00:34:30 with it that you've been yapping about all these years.
00:34:33 So get ready.
00:34:34 You clowns, you two-faced hags.
00:34:39 She's got big plans for this place,
00:34:41 and she's the smartest, most driven person I've met,
00:34:45 and that says a lot.
00:34:47 I love you, Aurora, and I know you'll be great,
00:34:52 but remember,
00:34:54 I will be watching you.
00:35:01 (laughing)
00:35:03 (laughing)
00:35:05 Tell your mother.
00:35:12 Then you must remain silent until Christmas Day.
00:35:16 That's the day you wear your black belt.
00:35:18 Another dream?
00:35:25 The woman who owned the theater.
00:35:26 Aurora Pallas?
00:35:27 Yes.
00:35:28 What about her?
00:35:29 She was very close with her father, too.
00:35:32 How do you know that?
00:35:33 Because I saw him speaking to her.
00:35:35 He gave her that theater as a present
00:35:37 on the night of the shooting,
00:35:38 on the night Dad went missing.
00:35:40 On Christmas Day last year?
00:35:41 Yes, and it was her birthday.
00:35:43 She was the only person to survive the shooting.
00:35:48 It was a miracle on her birthday.
00:35:50 On his birthday.
00:35:53 Christmas wasn't your father's birthday.
00:35:54 That's not what I was talking about.
00:35:56 Jesse, what does Aurora Pallas' father
00:36:00 have to do with Daddy?
00:36:01 Dad is a Christmas gift for me this year
00:36:03 like Aurora's father had for her last year.
00:36:06 What makes you think this?
00:36:08 But I have to earn my black belt
00:36:11 like Aurora earned the theater.
00:36:13 Jesse, what makes you think this?
00:36:16 What is it?
00:36:17 Mom, I have a message for you.
00:36:21 I have to remain completely silent
00:36:23 from now until Christmas Day
00:36:25 and focus on only one thing, getting Dad back.
00:36:28 (soft music)
00:36:30 He says he needs to earn getting his--
00:36:40 He earned getting his black belt before Christmas
00:36:43 in order to get his daddy back.
00:36:45 And now he doesn't wanna talk.
00:36:47 How could I have not known
00:36:51 my own husband had a black belt in karate?
00:36:55 I sense that he was trying to tell you
00:36:59 but you're just too busy to listen.
00:37:01 Is this what the spirits are telling you?
00:37:08 That I was neglecting my husband or something?
00:37:11 No, right now the only spirits that are talking to me
00:37:15 are in those bottles.
00:37:17 Look, you are a very successful business woman
00:37:22 and you're a pretty average mother.
00:37:25 I'm more than an average mother.
00:37:27 Maybe, but you do need to pay more attention.
00:37:30 And I worked very hard all my life.
00:37:34 Yes, you work hard, but you also had a pony.
00:37:39 You went to private prep school.
00:37:44 You even had a sweet 16 coming out party.
00:37:48 And you went to Yale
00:37:49 and your parents paid for absolutely everything.
00:37:53 You had a very lavish wedding.
00:37:55 You had an even more lavish honeymoon.
00:37:58 You get a new car every two years?
00:38:01 What to do?
00:38:03 Ouch, she's batting 1,000 and the crowd goes wild.
00:38:11 (sighing)
00:38:14 (sighing)
00:38:16 Now, your husband John.
00:38:22 Bob, that's what I said.
00:38:24 No, he said John.
00:38:26 Robert.
00:38:27 Robert, he had to work for every single thing he has.
00:38:30 He had to pay his own way through law school just like me.
00:38:34 Do you know that he used to tutor kids
00:38:37 and he even worked as a bartender.
00:38:39 Yay for bartenders, woo-hoo!
00:38:42 And he worked as a bouncer in a bar.
00:38:46 That way he could hobnob with all the right wizards.
00:38:50 You know what though?
00:38:52 He never ever once forgot where he came from or who he was.
00:38:57 How am I doing so far?
00:39:01 Score two.
00:39:03 Bartender, can we get another one of these for me
00:39:10 and one for my very privileged poor little rich friend?
00:39:15 She's paying.
00:39:16 I know they never laughed at me, never hated me
00:39:24 or schemed against me.
00:39:26 They thought nothing of me
00:39:30 and before I knew it, I agreed with them.
00:39:34 Now I feel different.
00:39:36 Now I'm something, something strong
00:39:38 that can't be laughed at or ignored.
00:39:40 I am an instrument of power and now my judgment matters.
00:39:45 They can try and judge me and do everything in my life
00:39:50 and relax, thinking they have safety in numbers.
00:39:54 These spirits sure bring out the spirits.
00:40:02 What is it?
00:40:04 I just keep, I'm having the same visions as Jesse.
00:40:09 I keep seeing that clown nut job.
00:40:15 You saw him?
00:40:18 That's who my son's seeing in his dreams, James Whitmore?
00:40:21 Yeah, and he's seeing his daddy too.
00:40:25 Let me ask you something, Abby.
00:40:29 Why was Bob there?
00:40:32 I mean, was he there for a meeting?
00:40:36 Did he have a big speech?
00:40:37 Why was he there?
00:40:38 Yeah, yeah, to talk about guns
00:40:40 and constitutional rights and stuff.
00:40:43 The girl who owned the place
00:40:45 had some kind of three-tiered event.
00:40:48 A few friends first, then a meeting
00:40:52 and then a big party with the guys dressed like clowns
00:40:56 and the women in some kind of wild makeup.
00:41:02 That's how he got in.
00:41:03 He just landed right on in
00:41:06 and nobody even noticed him
00:41:08 because he was dressed up like a clown.
00:41:10 If you read the newspapers, you would know that part.
00:41:13 I don't have to read the newspapers, Abby.
00:41:17 I'm just seeing it.
00:41:18 Seeing it.
00:41:21 I wanna see it.
00:41:23 Dad.
00:41:32 Dad.
00:41:33 Everyone thinks that the newest thing is crazy
00:41:44 up until they fall in love with it.
00:41:48 Jesse, it's okay.
00:41:49 It was only a dream.
00:41:50 (ominous music)
00:41:53 Oh man, no wonder you're having nightmares.
00:42:06 Sarah, where are you?
00:42:09 Coming, Abby.
00:42:12 Was I a bad wife?
00:42:17 No.
00:42:18 Why did he have to go to that stupid, grummy horror film
00:42:22 in the head theater birthday party and give a speech?
00:42:26 Well, maybe he loved horror films, Abby.
00:42:30 Yeah.
00:42:33 You're right.
00:42:35 He did love horror films.
00:42:37 How did you know that?
00:42:41 You told me that when you came in.
00:42:47 Well, I'll have to make arguments and give speeches.
00:42:51 But I didn't know that he was a Karani man
00:42:57 and the homeless people help her.
00:42:59 So there's a--
00:43:02 (Abby spitting)
00:43:04 If I had come home that day,
00:43:05 maybe you wouldn't have gone to that theater.
00:43:09 And maybe you both would have gone
00:43:10 and Jesse would have no one.
00:43:13 Cheers.
00:43:13 No.
00:43:16 (Abby spitting)
00:43:18 I wouldn't have gone.
00:43:19 I hate horror films.
00:43:21 (laughing)
00:43:24 So close, so close.
00:43:30 You know what?
00:43:33 Why don't you take a swig of that coffee?
00:43:34 Pretend that it's a highball
00:43:35 or whatever you were just drinking over at the bar.
00:43:38 I should know I was at a bar.
00:43:41 Bottoms up, Abby.
00:43:44 (Abby mumbling)
00:43:47 Oh, yuck.
00:43:54 It's coffee.
00:43:56 And that's why you were in the big bucks.
00:43:59 Can I get you anything else?
00:44:00 Why the heck not?
00:44:04 You're all right.
00:44:14 You know that, sir?
00:44:15 Thank you.
00:44:17 I try to be.
00:44:18 I try to be all right, too.
00:44:22 Wish I was.
00:44:25 You will be.
00:44:27 You have to give yourself time.
00:44:31 Time to cope.
00:44:34 Maybe even grieve.
00:44:35 There's no deadline on this, Abby.
00:44:38 It's Christmas.
00:44:43 It is, almost.
00:44:44 (gentle music)
00:44:49 I just want Bob back.
00:44:55 (crying)
00:45:09 (phone beeping)
00:45:11 - What about his father?
00:45:27 A certain criminal.
00:45:28 A man responsible for probably many deaths.
00:45:31 - So then, why should he worry about letting his father go?
00:45:36 - He couldn't be expected to do everything right.
00:45:39 He couldn't be loyal to everything all at once.
00:45:42 - I'll never let my father go.
00:45:44 Mr. Pallas, you are right and wrong
00:45:48 in what you are saying.
00:45:49 My father was not a criminal.
00:45:51 He didn't kill anyone.
00:45:53 There, you are wrong.
00:45:55 But you are right in saying
00:45:57 that I can't be loyal to everything at once.
00:46:00 My loyalty is with my father only.
00:46:03 And now, Mr. Pallas,
00:46:04 I need you to give me a totally correct lesson.
00:46:07 A very private one, too.
00:46:09 - That's the only kind I do now.
00:46:10 Katerina, can you give me a minute?
00:46:15 - You left your daughter Aurora
00:46:16 right after you gave her the theater.
00:46:18 You didn't do it on purpose, though.
00:46:20 I know that.
00:46:22 But you are in a beautiful place now.
00:46:24 - How is New Jersey?
00:46:27 - It's not warm like where you are.
00:46:30 It's cold and it's scary.
00:46:32 Aurora knows for sure where you are, but I,
00:46:35 I don't know where my father is.
00:46:37 - Focus.
00:46:38 Streamline.
00:46:40 - James Whitmore was the security officer at my school.
00:46:44 He was also the security officer at your movie theater.
00:46:48 Me and Aurora have a bond.
00:46:51 Why would Whitmore wanna take our fathers away from us?
00:46:54 - Think about what you need.
00:46:56 - I need to get my father back.
00:46:59 - Sounds simple.
00:47:00 - No, it's not simple.
00:47:01 I need to defeat Whitmore.
00:47:03 - But how?
00:47:04 - Do you remember how I taught you to fight?
00:47:08 Our creed?
00:47:09 - You never taught me how to fight, Mr. Pallas.
00:47:11 We never even met.
00:47:13 But somehow I understand your creed, our creed.
00:47:18 It's loyalty.
00:47:20 Unconditional loyalty to the ones that we love.
00:47:23 - Then live it.
00:47:23 Modify your officer in every way that you can.
00:47:27 In every aspect of his life.
00:47:30 - The only way I can modify Whitmore
00:47:32 is by getting that black belt.
00:47:34 There is a powerful force guiding me to it.
00:47:37 My father was always my teacher
00:47:40 and I was always the student.
00:47:41 But now my father is my student.
00:47:44 I must guide him home.
00:47:46 - You owe your student your loyalty.
00:47:48 And remember,
00:47:50 you can't be expected to be loyal
00:47:53 to everything all at once.
00:47:54 (beeping)
00:47:58 (dramatic music)
00:48:00 (sighing)
00:48:10 (sighing)
00:48:12 (sighing)
00:48:35 (sighing)
00:48:37 - Hey, Abby, so today all applesauce, right?
00:48:43 - I told you, it's the nugello.
00:48:45 - Perfect.
00:48:46 So we meet in 10 in the Eisenhower Conference Room.
00:48:49 - I thought it was the Grand Conference Room.
00:48:51 - You're mixing up your generals who became presidents.
00:48:55 - All right.
00:48:56 - Don't mix up your applesauces.
00:48:57 - I won't.
00:48:58 - Good, 'cause there's a big bonus for this one.
00:49:00 (sighing)
00:49:02 - Ooh, nice picture of your hubby.
00:49:13 How about a little holiday spirit, hmm?
00:49:15 - Uh, what's that?
00:49:18 - Oh, just junk that my students brought in to me.
00:49:21 I know, I know, it's just yuck.
00:49:23 That is not the way to get a good grade.
00:49:26 You know, if they'd have brought a bottle of wine,
00:49:28 a little spiked eggnog,
00:49:29 maybe even some glitter makeup.
00:49:31 - We're not drinking buddies now.
00:49:33 - Oh, God, no.
00:49:35 You are a total downer and the worst wing woman.
00:49:38 You know guys just repel against crying mummies
00:49:41 like bungee jump repel.
00:49:42 - I get the message.
00:49:44 We're on track to figuring something out together, I think.
00:49:50 But if you don't mind,
00:49:51 I have an important meeting to get to.
00:49:53 - I had another vision, Abby.
00:49:56 - I was thinking about your visions this morning.
00:49:59 While all hungover and with a pounding headache.
00:50:01 It seems you're seeing things about Bob
00:50:07 and what happened that night.
00:50:09 But I came to, to figure out if he was alive,
00:50:12 like Jesse's saying.
00:50:13 Not much in the evidence the police found
00:50:17 and not much in your visions is telling me that.
00:50:19 - I saw your husband, Abby.
00:50:22 - Like in the flesh or in your head?
00:50:26 - I saw where he would be this morning.
00:50:29 - What does that mean, Elizabeth?
00:50:31 - You just called me by my first name.
00:50:35 That means we're bonding.
00:50:37 - I think I made a mistake coming to you.
00:50:44 Nothing against you, Elizabeth,
00:50:45 but I started buying into Jesse's dreams.
00:50:49 And I have some belief in psychic abilities
00:50:53 and in your ability specifically.
00:50:55 But Bob isn't coming back.
00:51:00 I brought his picture here to work with me
00:51:03 because I'm fully accepting that he's not coming back.
00:51:08 And I need to get Jesse to realize that too.
00:51:10 - Maybe, maybe Bob is just coming to Jesse
00:51:15 to try to get to you, you know,
00:51:17 in some afterlife thing, I don't know.
00:51:20 - Yeah, maybe.
00:51:22 Maybe you and Jesse are seeing things from the past
00:51:25 or maybe you're just both good investigators.
00:51:27 We can definitely look at all options, just later.
00:51:30 Right now, I have to get to that meeting in this world.
00:51:33 - Oh.
00:51:34 (dramatic music)
00:51:40 (dramatic music)
00:51:43 - Stairs.
00:51:54 Where's those stairs when you need them?
00:51:56 - You wanna talk about meetings and careers?
00:52:04 - Not now, Elizabeth, another time.
00:52:06 - Oh, come on, don't you wanna know
00:52:07 why I really gave up the psychic biz?
00:52:10 To be a lawyer or an law professor?
00:52:12 - No.
00:52:13 - 'Cause it's a doozy.
00:52:14 - No, but I'm sure that won't stop you.
00:52:15 Left the chat, gotta run.
00:52:17 - Come on.
00:52:17 - Oh, no.
00:52:23 - Isn't it supposed to be the Eisenhower conference room?
00:52:26 - How did you know?
00:52:27 - I was eavesdropping.
00:52:29 I saw my fiance die.
00:52:34 In a vision.
00:52:38 I saw how we were gonna get married
00:52:40 and he was gonna die.
00:52:42 I've never really even talked to anybody about this before.
00:52:45 I loved him so much, Abby, that I gave him up.
00:52:50 - You didn't marry him?
00:52:53 - No, I didn't marry him.
00:52:55 I didn't wanna see him die.
00:52:57 I figured if I gave him up, didn't marry him,
00:53:04 then he won't die and the spell will be broken.
00:53:07 - Did it work?
00:53:10 - I don't know, maybe.
00:53:13 He wouldn't speak to me anymore.
00:53:15 He didn't even wanna stay in touch.
00:53:16 And how could I blame him?
00:53:18 I broke both of our hearts.
00:53:20 I mean, part of me doesn't even wanna know
00:53:26 if he's alive or dead.
00:53:29 I don't even know.
00:53:30 I just threw myself into law school
00:53:32 so that I could become a law professor.
00:53:35 And for some people, law school would be complete torture.
00:53:39 But for me, well, it was a release.
00:53:44 - I'm sorry.
00:53:48 I'm very sorry, but I have to get to that meeting.
00:53:50 - Really?
00:53:51 You really wanna give up your husband
00:53:54 for some stupid bonus?
00:53:56 - I don't know what you mean.
00:54:00 And that's not fair.
00:54:02 Take it back.
00:54:03 Whatever it means, take it back.
00:54:05 - I can't.
00:54:07 I can't take back what I see, Abby.
00:54:10 And don't you see that you're losing your own son?
00:54:15 - Why are you doing this to me?
00:54:20 Why today?
00:54:22 - Maybe I'm the three ghosts to your Scrooge.
00:54:28 - And you are a Scrooge, Abby.
00:54:30 Yesterday, that was Christmas past.
00:54:35 Today, it's Christmas present.
00:54:37 - Where did you see my husband?
00:54:44 - You saw Bob here?
00:54:52 At your college?
00:54:53 - Yeah.
00:54:55 This is definitely, definitely the place.
00:54:58 - A gazebo?
00:55:00 - That's a beautiful Christmas tree.
00:55:04 (gentle music)
00:55:06 - Sensing something?
00:55:09 - No, I'm cold.
00:55:12 It's freezing out here.
00:55:14 - Look, Elizabeth, this place is nice and all,
00:55:18 and festive, but why would Bob come here?
00:55:23 - You're here, ain't ya?
00:55:26 - You brought me here.
00:55:27 - No, no, no, the spirits brought us here.
00:55:30 - Really, Elizabeth?
00:55:33 You have my mind going back and forth like a ping pong ball.
00:55:37 - Really, my ghost of Christmas present?
00:55:40 - This is definitely the place.
00:55:43 I know this gazebo.
00:55:45 I know that Christmas tree and that nativity scene.
00:55:48 I even know that tree right there.
00:55:50 Bob was definitely here.
00:55:52 Oh God, this seat is so cold.
00:55:58 Bob was standing at that tree.
00:56:03 - When?
00:56:04 Yesterday, today, two months ago?
00:56:09 - I don't know, he's just standing there,
00:56:14 and he's tired out from something.
00:56:17 - Tired, okay.
00:56:19 - It was the day before the shooting,
00:56:23 and he's here with a whole lot of other people,
00:56:27 and I have this sense of pride and accomplishment.
00:56:33 For him.
00:56:34 - Setting lights on the Christmas tree?
00:56:36 - You are not helping matters.
00:56:40 - I'm not sure if you are either.
00:56:41 - He wanted to tell you something,
00:56:45 something about this place.
00:56:47 - Tell me what?
00:56:48 - I don't know.
00:56:52 He was gonna tell you when he got home,
00:56:54 when you got home from work, but you were late.
00:56:56 You're always late, you're always at work, why?
00:57:00 - It's always been very busy at work.
00:57:02 - You should have made the time, Abby.
00:57:07 Bob always made the time, didn't he?
00:57:09 - Yeah, okay.
00:57:12 He was better at the work-life time management stuff.
00:57:16 - He wanted to tell you about this.
00:57:20 He wanted you to see this.
00:57:22 - Why?
00:57:25 - Beats me.
00:57:29 (footsteps)
00:57:31 - That's it?
00:57:32 - I'm cold, I'm going to the car.
00:57:38 - You dragged me here and now you wanna get in the car?
00:57:42 - It's got a heater.
00:57:45 - I must be nuts.
00:57:47 - You're nuts, and the car's locked.
00:57:51 - You locked the car?
00:57:56 Abby, we're at a nativity scene, ain't nobody out here,
00:58:00 and you locked the car, and you think I'm the one nuts?
00:58:03 Did you drop something?
00:58:05 - Found something.
00:58:14 - Car, heat, Abby, car.
00:58:25 (upbeat music)
00:58:28 Come on, open the door.
00:58:29 - You're not opening?
00:58:32 - No.
00:58:33 Oh my God.
00:58:40 Heat, Abby, come on, I'm cold.
00:58:46 - It takes a while.
00:58:49 - No.
00:58:54 - What is it, another vision?
00:58:56 - Yes.
00:58:59 Oh, come on, give me a break.
00:59:02 I'm cold and she doesn't care,
00:59:04 she just wants to get back to the office.
00:59:06 - I care.
00:59:08 - Are you sure, Abby?
00:59:10 'Cause I don't really know where this is taking us.
00:59:13 - Lead away.
00:59:14 - Okay, but fair warning, Abby,
00:59:17 this psychic GPS stuff, it goes all over the place.
00:59:20 There's like wrong turns, and then there's you turns.
00:59:22 I don't know.
00:59:23 - Let's hit the road, Jack.
00:59:24 - And please just stick to calling me Elizabeth.
00:59:26 Okay, I don't like the name Jack,
00:59:27 it reminds me of the creepy guy
00:59:29 from Jack and the Beanstalk.
00:59:31 I don't like fairy tales in general.
00:59:33 Like Hansel and Gretel.
00:59:34 Creepy?
00:59:35 Who makes up that mess?
00:59:37 Gotcha.
00:59:38 Seriously, kids don't even like it.
00:59:41 Creepy people, oof.
00:59:42 Creepy, creepy, creepy.
00:59:44 (upbeat music)
00:59:47 (grunting)
00:59:49 - Well, definitely not how Bob would have done it,
01:00:06 but I'm kinda good at this.
01:00:09 Nah.
01:00:16 This is terrible.
01:00:18 It's terrible.
01:00:21 Jesse?
01:00:27 Come in here.
01:00:28 Jesse?
01:00:33 Jesse?
01:00:34 Jesse?
01:00:37 Jesse?
01:00:37 Look, Jesse, I painted it.
01:00:43 I painted the birdhouse.
01:00:46 (gentle music)
01:00:48 Oh, so you're happy I painted it.
01:00:52 Purple, one of my favorite colors.
01:01:08 Oh, you've earned a lot of belts.
01:01:13 (gentle music)
01:01:16 I'll fix it later.
01:01:20 One more belt.
01:01:21 Brown.
01:01:23 Then it's the black belt.
01:01:25 Okay.
01:01:31 (gentle music)
01:01:34 (water running)
01:01:37 - Uh, Charles?
01:01:49 What are you doing at my desk?
01:01:50 - What happened?
01:01:52 You missed the entire meeting yesterday.
01:01:54 - Sort of a family emergency, you're saying.
01:01:57 - What is that?
01:01:58 It's awful.
01:01:59 - I painted it for my son.
01:02:01 - You should keep it at the house.
01:02:04 - Charles, what do you want from me?
01:02:06 - What do I want from you?
01:02:10 Well, Janice had to do the entire pitch.
01:02:13 - Well, that's good.
01:02:14 So the presentation was made.
01:02:17 - This is your project.
01:02:18 Remember, applesauce is the new Jell-O?
01:02:21 That was your idea.
01:02:22 - Janice is more than competent.
01:02:23 I'm sure she handled it perfectly.
01:02:25 - That's not the point.
01:02:28 - My work was in there, right?
01:02:33 And the client is happy?
01:02:35 - You can't miss critical meetings.
01:02:39 - It's a tough time.
01:02:42 It's Christmas.
01:02:45 - Holidays are rough for lots of people.
01:02:50 - Like me and my son?
01:02:54 How many other people lost their husband last Christmas?
01:02:58 - It's just that usually you're the most
01:03:02 workers first person I know.
01:03:04 - You know, you're absolutely right.
01:03:08 Can I ask you a question?
01:03:12 - Of course.
01:03:14 - Have you ever felt like you missed something?
01:03:18 - Like what?
01:03:20 - Like life.
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01:03:26 (buzzer)
01:03:28 - Shake hands?
01:03:51 - So, Frosty the snowman,
01:03:54 he's completely had it by now.
01:03:57 'Cause with all the salt and the sand comin' up
01:04:00 and the soot splackin' in his pretty white coat,
01:04:03 it's bad enough that some big old black bird came along
01:04:06 and chomped off part of his carrot nose to eat it.
01:04:09 And he lost one of his black pieces of coal out of his eye.
01:04:12 So now he's got one eye and half a nose
01:04:15 and his whole body is meltin' faster than it should.
01:04:20 See, salt and sand is hazardous waste to Frosty.
01:04:25 But for the community, the salt and the sand is really good.
01:04:31 It's good for keeping the streets and the sidewalks safe.
01:04:36 So, does Frosty have a legitimate, valid lawsuit?
01:04:41 Now I want you to put your thinking caps on.
01:04:43 - I need some Christmas future advice.
01:04:45 - It's Christmas Eve day and I'm right in the middle
01:04:48 of an important lecture.
01:04:50 - What professor lectures on Christmas Eve day?
01:04:53 And who to?
01:04:56 - Well, these students are in North Sentinel Island.
01:04:59 It's that island off of India, you know,
01:05:01 where they shoot people with bows and arrows.
01:05:04 Not sure what the Christmas plans are.
01:05:06 What are your Christmas plans?
01:05:08 (muffled speaking)
01:05:11 - Sorry.
01:05:12 - What'd you do that for?
01:05:15 I'm trying to teach them international law
01:05:19 and they are a real lawless bunch, you know.
01:05:22 - You started this.
01:05:24 You have to help me finish it.
01:05:25 - I have this number still.
01:05:28 - Nope.
01:05:30 - Ow.
01:05:31 - You managed to direct me away
01:05:32 from a very important meeting and it did me good.
01:05:37 I feel like we're close.
01:05:39 - You feel like we're close?
01:05:48 (laughing)
01:05:50 - I love that.
01:05:55 You know, there are times I'm afraid.
01:05:57 Afraid I'm making the wrong choice,
01:05:59 going down the wrong path.
01:06:01 You seem to hold this.
01:06:04 Fire it at the firing range.
01:06:06 A few times.
01:06:07 It reminds me of what you taught me.
01:06:12 - What did he teach me?
01:06:15 - Who?
01:06:17 - James Whitmore.
01:06:18 What did he teach me?
01:06:19 - What did he teach you?
01:06:21 - I don't know, the guy's a crazy idiot.
01:06:24 - He's stronger than all of us put together.
01:06:30 - Aurora, Daddy's little girl.
01:06:33 I need you to figure this out.
01:06:34 - Daddy!
01:06:36 Help me to help you!
01:06:39 - We can start the hell.
01:06:40 - You must watch for yourself, Aurora.
01:06:46 You all must watch for yourselves.
01:06:49 - But he's gonna stop us.
01:06:50 - Some is, as it seems, some is not.
01:06:53 This is me and this is real.
01:06:55 But if I'm not here, not exactly here,
01:07:00 then I'm not real.
01:07:03 - Aurora, you woke up.
01:07:13 Thank God.
01:07:16 (dramatic music)
01:07:19 - Abby, I need some whiskey,
01:07:24 and a bourbon, or I just need a drink now.
01:07:27 - What, what did you see, Elizabeth?
01:07:30 - I saw a whole lot.
01:07:32 More than I wanted to say, believe me.
01:07:33 Is that, that Aurora lady,
01:07:39 was she in the hospital after the shooting?
01:07:42 - Yeah, I think so.
01:07:43 She wasn't shot, but I think she went to the hospital, yeah.
01:07:47 Why?
01:07:48 - 'Cause I saw your husband there with her in the hospital.
01:07:52 - That can't be.
01:07:53 He disappeared with Whitmore,
01:07:55 like seconds after the shooting.
01:07:56 - I don't know.
01:07:59 It's just like a big old jumbled mess.
01:08:01 I don't know if it's from the past,
01:08:03 or the present, or the future,
01:08:05 or maybe some other place.
01:08:09 What it does tell me, though,
01:08:11 I seen the vision of Bob in the hospital,
01:08:15 it tells me that he's alive.
01:08:18 - You think he's alive?
01:08:20 You really think Bob could be alive?
01:08:24 - Yes, I do.
01:08:26 I really do think he's alive.
01:08:28 But we need to go back to that bar.
01:08:36 We need to go back to that bar.
01:08:39 The Christmas future is there,
01:08:42 and I need a drink.
01:08:44 - Oh, okay.
01:08:46 - You gonna go to the bar with me?
01:08:49 - Of course I'm gonna go.
01:08:51 - All right, well, you're buying.
01:08:52 - Okay.
01:08:53 (dramatic music)
01:08:56 (people chattering)
01:08:59 - Those Sentinel Island students
01:09:13 that you cut me off from,
01:09:15 they're not like the rest of the world.
01:09:17 The government doesn't even let you get
01:09:19 within 50 miles of them,
01:09:21 and they don't even tolerate outsiders.
01:09:24 (dramatic music)
01:09:26 - We've been here nearly an hour, Elizabeth.
01:09:30 My days at a bar on Christmas Eve are long gone.
01:09:34 I wanna get home with Jesse,
01:09:36 but you said my Christmas future is here.
01:09:40 - It might've been my Christmas future,
01:09:46 not yours, Abby.
01:09:51 - What are you doing?
01:09:53 - Mark?
01:09:54 - Elizabeth?
01:09:57 - Mark, you're alive?
01:10:00 - Of course I'm alive.
01:10:03 You upset me, but you didn't kill me.
01:10:07 - Mark, it's been almost 20 years.
01:10:11 - My apologies for breaking up the reunion,
01:10:16 but let me guess, you're Mark's ex-fiance?
01:10:21 - Yes, and you're his wife?
01:10:22 - Mark told me that you were psychic.
01:10:26 - No, it's just that obvious.
01:10:28 - Well, look, it is Christmas Eve,
01:10:34 so excuse me for being rude,
01:10:36 but we gotta get home to our son.
01:10:38 - A lot of people seem to be saying that lately.
01:10:43 Well, bye.
01:10:48 Merry Christmas.
01:10:49 - Yeah, Merry Christmas.
01:10:51 - Merry Christmas to y'all.
01:10:53 - That was your ex-fiance.
01:11:09 He's alive, that's great news.
01:11:11 - Not for you.
01:11:14 - What?
01:11:16 Why?
01:11:18 Bartender, two Johnny Walker shots, please, immediately.
01:11:22 In my visions, I always saw that Mark was dead
01:11:34 and that Bob was alive.
01:11:37 Mark's alive, I can't even believe he's alive.
01:11:47 Mark's alive, that means Bob, he's probably...
01:11:52 This is terrible.
01:11:58 I mean, it's happy for you,
01:12:03 but it's not what I was expecting for me and Jesse.
01:12:08 That sounded like Bob's voice.
01:12:13 That's exactly what I heard Bob say in my vision.
01:12:15 (suspenseful music)
01:12:18 Bob?
01:12:23 Bob?
01:12:25 Bob?
01:12:26 Bob?
01:12:27 Bob?
01:12:28 - Hi, what is it?
01:12:31 Oh, the women's room occupied?
01:12:33 - I'm so sorry, we thought you were someone else.
01:12:39 (Jesse clears throat)
01:12:42 - Abby, I want you to know I'm really, really, really sorry.
01:12:53 My visions, they ain't perfect.
01:12:58 And I think I'm just seeing all the good things
01:13:04 that Bob did and maybe that's what he wanted you to see,
01:13:07 all the good things, and he wanted you and Jesse
01:13:09 to know that he's okay wherever he is.
01:13:12 I do know that he's definitely watching over you, okay?
01:13:17 - What you've done for me and Jesse is wonderful.
01:13:23 - I haven't done anything.
01:13:26 - Bob isn't coming back, I know that now.
01:13:33 Yes, he is here.
01:13:38 He's left us with something so very special.
01:13:41 His love to us and to so many other people.
01:13:46 And you truly helped me realize that.
01:13:50 And you helped me realize that my life for Jesse
01:13:53 is so much more important than anything else.
01:13:56 There was nothing more important to Bob than Jesse.
01:14:00 - I am so happy that you say that, Abby.
01:14:06 (Abby laughs)
01:14:09 And I want you to know something else.
01:14:11 You really are a good mama, I do see that.
01:14:15 I want you to know that I may be just a little bit jealous
01:14:17 'cause I don't have a kid,
01:14:19 but I do see that you are a very good mama.
01:14:23 - Would you like to come by to my house
01:14:30 for Christmas Eve dinner?
01:14:32 I can promise you it will be good
01:14:33 because my parents made it.
01:14:35 (Abby laughs)
01:14:36 - I really appreciate that invite
01:14:37 more than you will ever understand.
01:14:40 But I actually do have a family.
01:14:43 My mama and daddy are here from West Virginia,
01:14:46 so I'm going home to them.
01:14:48 - Would you be able to come by tomorrow afternoon
01:14:52 when Jesse's scheduled to get his self-taught black belt?
01:14:55 I could use all the support I can with that.
01:14:59 - I will absolutely be there, I promise you.
01:15:02 - Thank you, Elizabeth.
01:15:07 - Merry Christmas, Abby.
01:15:08 - Merry Christmas, Elizabeth.
01:15:12 - Come on, let's go home.
01:15:15 (Abby laughs)
01:15:28 - Your mother and I are very proud of Jesse, right?
01:15:30 - Yeah.
01:15:30 - Aww, he's so sweet.
01:15:33 - I mean, honestly, I don't know how he does it.
01:15:36 I mean, focus, the energy that he's putting
01:15:39 into this project, I mean.
01:15:41 - Aww, amazing.
01:15:43 - Clearly, we all need the amount of energy Jesse has.
01:15:46 - Yeah, oh my gosh, he's got so much energy.
01:15:49 - So much.
01:15:49 - That kid, I don't know where he gets it.
01:15:53 - They got used to it, though.
01:15:54 People are used to it.
01:15:54 - They did, I know, right?
01:15:56 It's so funny.
01:15:57 - When you break this board, you'll speak?
01:16:04 - Do you want me to hold the board?
01:16:06 - I would like to hold the board.
01:16:07 - How about you, Professor?
01:16:09 Would you like to hold the board?
01:16:11 - Me?
01:16:11 Oh, no, no, no, no.
01:16:13 Looking at Jesse, he might break my fingers
01:16:14 along with that board, mm-mm.
01:16:16 - That's what I'm talking about.
01:16:18 I think a man needs to hold that board.
01:16:20 - What do you mean?
01:16:21 A woman can hold a board just as well as a man.
01:16:24 - Mom, Dad, I'm going to hold the boards for Jesse.
01:16:31 - Okay, Jesse, you're supposed to break this
01:16:34 with one hit, right?
01:16:35 So give it your best shot.
01:16:39 (glass shattering)
01:16:47 - Wait, I'm Jesse!
01:16:48 - You're Jesse!
01:16:49 - Yay!
01:16:50 - All right, Jesse!
01:16:52 - My dear God!
01:16:53 - All right, way to go, Jesse!
01:16:57 - All right!
01:16:58 - My dear God!
01:16:59 - Dad, Dad!
01:17:01 - You escaped, I know you were!
01:17:03 - I did, I escaped!
01:17:05 - Well, okay.
01:17:07 Guess I was on target.
01:17:10 - I'm home, I'm home!
01:17:12 Come here.
01:17:18 You did this for me, didn't you?
01:17:23 - I did, so you can come home.
01:17:26 - You have a checkbill, Jesse.
01:17:30 Your black belt, you earned it.
01:17:33 Okay.
01:17:36 - It's a miracle.
01:17:47 It's a true Christmas miracle.
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