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00:00 I was fully dreading coming to this wedding.
00:02 Until you showed up.
00:05 Could I get a cranberry juice with ice?
00:12 And vodka.
00:14 When I first saw you, I thought that we should have sex in the coat closet.
00:18 Yeah?
00:21 Wait, hold on.
00:26 I am kind of in a weird place.
00:28 Yeah, you're in a beach club coat closet.
00:30 Do you think that we could just talk for a minute?
00:32 Romantic humiliations. It's my specialty.
00:36 I don't care.
00:37 The first person to ever go down on me?
00:38 We are just gonna steamroll right on through.
00:40 I came in my own eye.
00:42 Okay, go on.
00:45 I've had too many girlfriends over the past couple years.
00:50 I can't figure it out.
00:51 Yeah, we've all been there.
00:52 Tell me.
00:53 What?
00:54 I'll give you some of this pie if you tell me more about your past.
00:58 [Cash register sound]
00:59 It's not like I don't come with my own complications.
01:07 We're engaged.
01:09 Oh!
01:10 Wait, you were engaged?
01:12 It lasted 13 days.
01:15 Impressive.
01:16 That is incredibly insulting.
01:18 I see what you mean.
01:20 Will you walk me to the train station?
01:22 I actually have class.
01:23 No, you don't.
01:24 I like this chick.
01:25 She's really hot.
01:26 I know.
01:28 I just wish I would have ended things more gracefully.
01:31 You ever see her again?
01:34 This would never work.
01:37 You are someone who cannot be counted on.
01:39 You've run out on every guy you've ever been with.
01:41 I'm a mess, and I don't have any answers.
01:45 But maybe you and I could figure it out.
01:48 Together.
01:51 [Cheering]
01:52 Usually I feel so alone in my memories, but it's different with you.
02:00 I'm happy to tell you a few more embarrassing stories about my love life.
02:05 Well, I promise not to laugh.
02:06 Bullshit.
02:07 I promise not to laugh much.
02:10 [Music]