Three best friends decide to start a tetherball league and wind up becoming amateur athletes who have more booze, babes | dHNzX0VVeWlMdzJDbXJz
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00:00 [ Laughter ]
00:02 Yeah, dude!
00:04 You look like Pat and Honest Wall.
00:05 Stop looking at me, though.
00:07 Wait. I think they're watching us, man.
00:10 It's been three years since that bomb
00:13 that wiped out New York City's entire human population.
00:17 [ Rumbling ]
00:18 [ Sighs ]
00:20 Through these screens, we monitor the daily lives
00:22 of New York City's post-humanity wildlife.
00:24 Rattown.
00:26 Hey, guys. It's me, Bob Balaban.
00:28 Bug Center.
00:29 So, basically, you just wait for the lipstick to come out,
00:32 jump on, start hammering,
00:33 and, uh, that's sex ed, all right?
00:35 [ Whimpers ]
00:36 Ye olde horse birth.
00:37 Hi-yah!
00:38 What a dick!
00:39 Pigeon Heights.
00:40 How freaking cute is that?
00:42 The Democratic People's Republic of Kitty City.
00:45 Can you tell I'm high?
00:46 Um, hello.
00:47 Can you tell I'm stoned, Nikolai?
00:49 Oh, I thought you said, "Tell them hi."
00:50 Unclaimed areas.
00:52 We all exist now.
00:53 Are you my mommy?
00:54 We do it all day, every day.
00:56 And for some reason, we're not allowed to leave.
00:57 Enough! Now get back to work!
01:00 Copy that. Copy you.
01:01 [ Grunts ]
01:02 Oh!
01:03 What do we do, dude?
01:05 Chocolate!
01:07 It's torture time!
01:08 What?
01:09 What?
01:10 ♪♪
01:12 [ Laughs ]
01:13 ♪♪
01:15 Unbelievable.
01:16 Could you take that somewhere else
01:18 for two fucking minutes?
01:19 You're eating your own blind kid?
01:21 We have to get out of this bunker!
01:24 ♪♪
01:28 Wow.
01:29 Is that J.K. Simmons?
01:30 Hmm? Sorry, dear.
01:32 I was just checking my porno.
01:33 Uh, yes.
01:34 ♪ And have a good day ♪
01:39 Ooh.
01:40 Okay.
01:41 What the fuck?!
01:42 ♪♪
01:45 [ Laughter ]
01:46 ♪♪