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00:00 You're wrong.
00:01 There's a...
00:02 What?
00:03 Sea horse.
00:04 Sea horse.
00:05 Listen.
00:06 When you're old, you'll see a sea horse...
00:08 without its head and tail.
00:09 Listen.
00:13 In this day and age, we have to be creative.
00:16 Yes.
00:17 Imaginative.
00:18 That's right.
00:19 The world is crazy.
00:20 Horse, what kind of horse is it?
00:23 Horse, what kind of horse is it?
00:24 Horse with a pony and a pony with you.
00:29 Horse, what kind of horse is it?
00:31 Horse that makes you happy.
00:32 Listen.
00:40 Horse, what kind of horse is it?
00:42 Horse, what kind of horse is it?
00:44 Horse that is close to you.
00:46 Horse.
00:49 Horse.
00:50 This is a horse.
00:51 Horse that...
00:52 What?
00:53 I don't like it.
00:54 If you want a horse, you have to get it.
00:57 Who are you? Just say it.
00:59 Okay. Now, we're starting...
01:06 to learn math in school, right?
01:08 Yes.
01:09 Let's do the math.
01:12 Ready?
01:14 There's a pen here.
01:15 There's a pencil.
01:17 Take it out. Calculate it.
01:18 Hey. You calculate it.
01:20 Don't forget.
01:21 Ready?
01:22 You calculate it.
01:23 Use the table.
01:25 Don't use your hand.
01:26 Calculate it.
01:27 Listen.
01:28 Anwar has 50 thousand rupiah.
01:30 50 thousand.
01:32 Bensu asked Anwar to buy a permanent for 10 thousand.
01:36 Note it.
01:37 You can guess what's in the house.
01:40 Note it.
01:41 Rafi lent 5 thousand to Anwar.
01:45 Note it.
01:46 Then, Nazar gave 15 thousand to Anwar.
01:50 Note it.
01:51 How much is it?
01:54 Who's that?
01:55 Done?
01:56 Okay.
01:57 I'll repeat it again.
01:59 This is from the first place.
02:01 The first place.
02:02 Okay. Let's continue.
02:03 Listen.
02:08 Those who are at home,
02:10 answer it.
02:11 Anwar has 50 thousand.
02:15 Bensu asked Anwar to buy a permanent for 10 thousand.
02:21 Rafi lent 5 thousand to Anwar.
02:25 Note it.
02:26 Then, Nazar gave 15 thousand to Anwar.
02:32 Not yet.
02:33 Done?
02:34 Done?
02:35 We...
02:36 How much?
02:39 50 thousand.
02:40 50 thousand.
02:41 Why?
02:42 Because you gave me 5 thousand.
02:44 Then, he gave me back 35 thousand.
02:46 So, it's 50 thousand.
02:47 Why did he give it back?
02:49 Why?
02:50 Because he likes him.
02:51 How much is your answer?
02:58 Wait.
02:59 I'll check the seller.
03:01 Wait.
03:02 Okay.
03:06 Done?
03:07 How much is it?
03:09 How much is it?
03:11 But it's written.
03:12 I'll check it.
03:14 Because I haven't asked the question.
03:17 I'll ask it.
03:18 I'll ask it.
03:19 I'll ask it.
03:20 I'll ask it.
03:21 The question is...
03:23 How much is the income of the women in Nasi Padang...
03:27 in front of Trans TV building per day?
03:29 Are we not having a surpay?
03:37 Surpay?
03:38 What is it?
03:39 Supray.
03:40 We're going to have a surpay, right?
03:42 Do you care about the environment?
03:45 Do you care?
03:46 Don't you care about the artist?
03:48 You don't want to go to the front.
03:49 You don't want to ask the woman.
03:50 You're arrogant.
03:51 If you have a heart, you go to the front.
03:54 Go to the front?
03:55 Just eat?
03:56 What's the income?
03:57 We're curious.
04:01 Okay.
04:02 From Duo Q, answer.
04:04 30 thousand.
04:05 The income per day.
04:07 30 thousand.
04:09 30 thousand.
04:10 How much?
04:11 It's uncertain.
04:12 Because it's different every day.
04:14 It's not.
04:15 It's normal.
04:16 Especially now, it's corona.
04:18 That's why...
04:19 What's the answer?
04:20 You're exaggerating.
04:21 You said it before.
04:22 You said it's uncertain.
04:24 What's the answer? It's uncertain?
04:26 It's uncertain.
04:27 Ma'am.
04:28 Ma'am, I want to ask.
04:30 How much is the income per day?
04:32 From the sales.
04:34 Oh, yes.
04:36 Thank you, ma'am.
04:37 30 thousand.
04:42 The answer is...
04:43 30 thousand.
04:45 Did you win?
04:48 The world is crazy.
04:50 The representative is a bit...
04:51 The winner is...
04:54 Duo Q.
04:56 We'll go back to the first round.
04:59 Stay tuned on Ketawa Ituber.
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07:31 Ma'am.
07:32 It's true.
07:33 You're not good at this.
07:35 It's okay.
07:37 You're here with us.
07:39 And the jury.
07:40 You have to go.
07:43 To represent our family.
07:46 Is it far?
07:48 It's only 10 minutes.
07:51 It's impossible.
07:54 He's a kid.
07:56 He's walking slowly.
07:57 Like this.
07:58 I think we're out of gas.
08:20 You should check the gas before you leave.
08:25 Why?
08:26 Because I don't want to.
08:28 I just want to be a driver.
08:30 Don't be so stingy.
08:32 Yes.
08:34 If you want to bring a car, you have to have gas.
08:37 Do you think you can drive with gas?
08:40 Do you think I can drive with LPG gas?
08:44 Not LPG gas.
08:46 It's a cheap gas.
08:47 Cheap?
08:50 [Laughter]
08:52 There's no gas.
08:57 Go buy it.
08:59 Yes.
09:00 Why are you back?
09:07 The money.
09:08 What money?
09:11 The money for gas.
09:14 I don't have any.
09:18 Give it to me.
09:19 Why are you using my money?
09:21 I don't have any money.
09:24 I don't want to bring it.
09:26 So, what should I do?
09:27 Use your money.
09:30 Okay.
09:32 You're so stingy.
09:34 You're a kid.
09:36 You should check the gas first.
09:37 It's my fault.
09:39 Why didn't I bring a gas?
09:41 It's my fault?
09:43 Do you have gas?
09:44 Yes, I do.
09:46 But I only have 500 rupiah.
09:48 So, I only have this much.
09:50 Is it enough?
09:51 You're so stingy.
09:55 You're so troublesome.
10:04 Hey.
10:12 What are you doing?
10:14 I'm using gas.
10:15 Can't you see?
10:16 You're still using gas.
10:17 You're already on the ground.
10:20 I'm in a hurry.
10:22 I'm bringing a delivery.
10:24 I'm already on the ground.
10:26 Why are you still using gas?
10:28 I see.
10:31 I thought...
10:34 if I'm on the ground...
10:36 it means...
10:37 I'm not using gas anymore.
10:41 Are you kidding me?
10:43 No, sir.
10:45 Sir.
10:50 I'm sorry.
10:53 I didn't see anyone inside.
10:55 I'm sorry.
10:56 You're in a hurry to go to the toilet.
10:59 My wife is still inside.
11:01 What should I do?
11:02 I didn't mean to, sir.
11:04 I'm sorry.
11:05 I didn't mean to.
11:06 But...
11:07 to be honest...
11:08 you're a beautiful wife.
11:10 Thank you, sir.
11:12 You're so funny.
11:13 If you want to use the toilet, find someone else.
11:16 Sir.
11:24 Why can't we use the toilet?
11:27 Honey.
11:29 We're still using the toilet.
11:32 But we can't walk without gas.
11:36 I know.
11:38 If we can't walk without gas, it means we're running out of gas.
11:42 Do you think we can walk without gas?
11:45 It means we need money to buy gas.
11:50 Honey.
11:52 We need money.
11:54 Where do we get the money from?
11:56 Keep going.
11:58 Keep going?
11:59 Stop thinking.
12:01 You're thinking too much.
12:03 Go ask for gas.
12:07 Pay up.
12:08 But...
12:09 Where do we get the money from?
12:11 Honey.
12:12 I'm thinking.
12:14 Honey.
12:16 Just stay here.
12:18 Hurry up.
12:20 We're running out of gas.
12:22 Honey.
12:23 Don't bother me.
12:26 Just stay here.
12:27 Honey.
12:29 Do you want to hear the idea?
12:31 No.
12:32 Yes.
12:33 Let's go.
12:34 Let's go.
12:35 I don't have gas.
12:36 No.
12:37 Let's go.
12:38 Sir.
12:39 Get on.
12:40 No.
12:41 I don't want to.
12:44 If you don't want to listen to me, go away.
12:47 Really?
12:48 Fine.
12:49 Get on.
12:50 No.
12:51 What should we do?
12:53 He's not listening.
12:54 We're in a hurry.
12:56 This is a war between a father and a mother.
13:01 Shut up.
13:04 But, Mr. Badak's wife asked me to get on.
13:06 What should we do?
13:08 We're late.
13:10 What should we do?
13:11 Listen.
13:14 We need money to buy gas.
13:16 Yes.
13:17 But, you don't have money.
13:18 Yes.
13:19 But, we need money.
13:20 Yes.
13:21 You're the one who's stupid.
13:24 You're Mr. Badak.
13:25 You're being rejected.
13:26 You're Mr. Badak.
13:30 I knew it.
13:33 Yes.
13:34 That's why we need his money to buy gas.
13:38 Where is he?
13:42 It's my fault.
13:44 Mr. Badak is stupid.
13:45 You're black.
13:46 Why are you my husband?
13:47 Sir.
13:51 I'll be back.
13:57 Wait.
14:00 What are you doing?
14:02 You're going to ride a bicycle.
14:03 No.
14:04 I've paid for the bicycle.
14:06 So, I'm going to ride it.
14:09 I'm not going to ride it.
14:11 I'll ride it.
14:12 No.
14:15 I'm going to ride it.
14:17 And, there's no place for you.
14:20 But, for your wife...
14:23 Sure.
14:25 Sure.
14:26 Sir.
14:42 Why are you here?
14:45 We're waiting for Ucup.
14:46 It's hot.
14:47 Wait.
14:48 Why can't you be quiet?
14:52 Do you think Ucup will be here?
14:54 I told you to wait.
14:56 You're so noisy.
14:57 Why can't you be quiet?
15:02 How can I be quiet?
15:04 I'm fat. I want to be thin.
15:06 You're a young girl.
15:08 Why don't you hold on?
15:09 I can't.
15:10 How can I?
15:11 The key is here.
15:12 Go to the toilet.
15:13 But, it's a toilet.
15:15 Not a public toilet.
15:16 It's our house.
15:18 The key is there.
15:20 Okay.
15:23 But, you have to come.
15:24 Why should I?
15:26 I mean...
15:28 You have to ask for permission to pee...
15:32 and also to help the shopkeeper to open the toilet.
15:35 Yes.
15:36 I don't want to.
15:38 I don't want to.
15:39 Brother.
15:55 Brother.
15:58 Brother.
16:06 Brother.
16:07 Brother.
16:09 Brother, don't leave me.
16:34 Peace be upon you.
16:35 And peace be upon you.
16:36 What a coincidence.
16:38 I'm sorry.
16:40 I'm not confused.
16:41 I don't want to know about other people's business.
16:44 But, I'm surprised...
16:45 that you came to my house...
16:47 while crying.
16:48 So, you're going to defend him?
16:58 I'm sorry.
17:00 I don't want to be a defender.
17:02 I don't want to be a judge.
17:04 But, if you're at my house...
17:07 I'm afraid.
17:09 Then, just stay here.
17:13 Help me.
17:14 I'm angry.
17:16 I'm sorry.
17:22 What did he do wrong...
17:24 that he scolded you?
17:25 Imagine this.
17:29 Your closet...
17:31 was opened by someone.
17:33 And then, he took out the contents.
17:35 He tried on your clothes.
17:37 He put on your make-up.
17:39 What do you think? Are you angry?
17:41 I'm sorry.
17:44 I don't want to be a defender.
17:47 I don't want to be a judge.
17:49 Where are you going?
17:51 I'm sorry.
17:54 I'm not careful.
17:56 But, I'm more careful...
17:58 because I lost my stuff.
18:00 What should we do?
18:12 How can we get to Kang Jejen's house?
18:14 Don't worry.
18:16 I have an idea.
18:18 You're right.
18:21 I didn't expect...
18:26 that you're so smart today.
18:28 Of course.
18:30 It's easy to get a taxi.
18:33 We just need to ask for a taxi...
18:35 when we get there.
18:36 I can't stand it.
18:40 Wearing this.
18:42 It's so cold.
18:43 But, it's cool now.
18:46 Right?
18:47 Yes.
18:48 We're in Celandak.
18:51 Which way?
18:52 Wait.
18:55 Let's see the address.
18:57 Invite me.
18:59 I already did.
19:03 What's wrong?
19:04 Hello.
19:28 Dad, I'm here.
19:30 You're so naughty.
19:34 You're so naughty.
19:37 Hello.
19:42 Hello.
19:44 What's wrong?
19:48 Why are you here?
19:50 I didn't feel well this morning.
19:52 So, I came here.
19:54 But, you're sick.
19:56 No.
19:57 I'm not sick.
19:59 Thank you.
20:12 If you're not sick.
20:15 But...
20:16 I saw an old woman...
20:23 walking in front of the house.
20:25 I thought, "Maybe, she's Ceti."
20:30 But, it's not Ceti.
20:36 Ceti is not crazy, right?
20:38 I'm not crazy.
20:41 Yes, I know.
20:43 But, if you look at her from far away, she looks like Ceti.
20:47 It's hard for me to tell the difference.
20:49 I'm going to call the police.
20:52 No.
20:54 Oh, God.
21:00 Oh, God.
21:02 What did I do?
21:05 Why did I do that?
21:09 I don't feel well.
21:14 I feel like my legs are going to be broken.
21:17 It's all because of you.
21:20 Why did you turn on the online?
21:22 Ucup will leave us.
21:24 Ucup won't leave us.
21:26 If you're not sick.
21:28 If you're already filling up the gas,
21:30 I've arrived at the wedding.
21:33 So, I won't be sick.
21:35 I'll fill up the gas, too.
21:37 If you bring the money.
21:38 I'll bring the money if you give it to me.
21:41 Do you think I'll give you money?
21:43 I'll give you money, too.
21:45 If you don't take care of your mother first.
21:47 Why are you so arrogant?
21:52 It's all because of you.
21:54 You're old.
21:56 You're using the closet.
21:58 See?
22:03 You're so arrogant.
22:06 It's all because of you.
22:09 You asked me to take the money from the closet.
22:11 I don't want to.
22:13 Let me go.
22:14 Where are you going?
22:15 Home.
22:16 Alone?
22:18 Let me go.
22:20 I don't want to.
22:22 Let me go.
22:24 But, I don't have money.
22:26 Where are you going?
22:28 It's up to you.
22:29 The important thing is, I'm far from this man.
22:31 Then, get on the bike.
22:33 You're a good rider.
22:34 You're not paid, but you're not stupid.
22:36 Wait.
22:41 Wait.
22:42 I'm hungry.
23:08 I'm hungry.
23:10 It's better if you don't have to do the massage.
23:14 You're sick like a kid.
23:18 Calm down.
23:20 What should I do?
23:22 I'm sick.
23:24 I'll finish this.
23:28 I'll do everything.
23:30 Just take a rest.
23:34 I'm going to take a shower.
23:36 I'm going to take a shower.
23:38 I'm going to take a shower.
23:40 I'm going to take a shower.
23:42 I'm going to take a shower.
24:10 You're so dirty.
24:13 You're not a normal person.
24:16 If people see you, they'll think that you're crazy.
24:20 You're crazy.
24:26 I'm sick.
24:30 I'm going to clean this.
24:32 I'm going to clean this.
24:34 If you're sick, people will be curious.
24:47 You should clean this before you get a bump.
24:51 I'll do it.
24:53 I'll move it there.
24:56 I'm going to clean this.
24:58 Jok, take him to the office.
25:20 Hurry up.
25:23 (The car is moving)
25:25 You're crazy.
25:35 You're not a normal person.
25:37 (The car is moving)
26:06 Where are we going?
26:08 I told you that I'm going to the wedding.
26:12 But where is the address?
26:14 It's the wedding.
26:17 Where is the wedding?
26:18 The wedding?
26:20 It's under Mr. Ucup.
26:22 Ucup is fat.
26:24 So what?
26:26 Ucup is the one who's wearing a hijab.
26:29 Which hijab?
26:31 It's funny.
26:33 It's the hijab of the judge.
26:35 I'm confused.
26:37 I'll tell you.
26:41 Here's the thing.
26:43 I'm a woman.
26:45 I'm going to the wedding with my husband.
26:47 I'm going to the wedding with my husband.
26:48 I'm going to the wedding with my husband.
26:50 I'm going to the wedding with my husband.
26:54 But Ucup doesn't feel guilty.
26:57 I'm not being asked by the judge.
26:59 I told him to find a passenger.
27:03 I told him to buy gas.
27:05 But he didn't want to.
27:07 I told him to get off.
27:10 But when I got off,
27:12 I felt dizzy.
27:15 What's wrong?
27:19 Are you dizzy?
27:21 My legs are getting numb.
27:28 Let's go.
27:30 Who's in the kitchen?
27:37 Is he crazy?
27:39 Susi.
27:40 She's the one who helped Oneng.
27:42 She's a good girl.
27:45 What's wrong?
27:47 Did she bother you?
27:49 She borrowed my bracelet and bag.
27:52 That means she likes you.
27:55 But she's a bad girl.
27:58 If she likes you, she'll take you.
28:01 I found it.
28:21 I'm confused. Where did she go?
28:24 I'll leave her here.
28:26 Oneng, let's go.
28:28 I'll call for a taxi.
28:36 No, you can go by yourself.
28:39 Why?
28:41 You've just been with me for 10 minutes.
28:43 You'll get dizzy.
28:45 If you stay with me for too long, you'll get crazy.
28:48 (The next day)
28:50 I think we're almost there.
29:06 Yes.
29:07 Hurry up, Job.
29:09 We're almost there.
29:11 I'm starving.
29:14 How was it?
29:17 I gave you the invitation.
29:20 Did you forget?
29:22 I forgot.
29:24 If you don't give it to me, I'll leave you.
29:26 What should I do, Job?
29:31 (The next day)
29:34 (The next day)
29:36 (The next day)