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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:31 Man was born hungry.
00:34 From this early desire, he developed a taste for food.
00:38 Eating became a habit.
00:39 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:49 With the inner man satisfied, he is filled
00:52 with a sense of well-being.
00:55 [YAWN]
00:56 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:04 Hello, handsome.
01:07 Hello, fat.
01:08 Who?
01:09 Who's fat?
01:11 Who?
01:12 You.
01:14 Why, I'm as fit as a fiddle.
01:16 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:21 A bass fiddle.
01:23 Yeah?
01:24 Well, get a load of that, Mac.
01:26 What a runner.
01:27 Terrific at tennis, triple threat in football,
01:31 record-breaking jumper, and boxing.
01:33 [CHUCKLES]
01:34 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:37 Clever, fast, hard-hitting.
01:39 [PANTING]
01:42 Easy does it, fatty.
01:44 I was an all-around athlete.
01:48 That's right.
01:49 Only now, you're just all-round.
01:52 [KNOCKING]
01:55 You're going to pot.
01:56 [GRUNTING]
01:59 You're getting too big for your britches.
02:01 Oh, it's just an old suit.
02:04 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:08 Well, well, off with the old, on with the new.
02:13 [HUMMING]
02:14 Stripes are slenderizing.
02:16 No one can call you fat.
02:20 We're too fat.
02:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:25 Although you're a heavy eater--
02:27 Any more grub, chub?
02:28 --you always settle for a light lunch.
02:31 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:34 Going up.
02:34 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:37 [ZAPPING]
02:40 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:42 You're just too fat.
02:44 Fat?
02:45 Who's he calling fat?
02:47 [DING]
02:50 You are jolly, genial, lovable, and fat as a pig.
02:56 I must be getting fat.
02:58 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:02 [ZAPPING]
03:04 What you got there, fat?
03:08 [DING]
03:10 Bring it here, junior.
03:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:15 Hmm, here's an easy one.
03:18 Let's say you touch your toes.
03:20 Toes?
03:22 If you can't see them, you can't touch them.
03:25 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:27 [ZAPPING]
03:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:32 [WHISTLING]
03:35 [WHISTLING]
03:36 [DING]
03:38 Let's face it, chubby.
03:39 Your trouble is eating.
03:42 Eating?
03:43 It says here, quote, "eating and overweight
03:46 go hand in hand."
03:48 Uh--
03:49 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:52 Hey, fat.
03:52 Huh?
03:53 You can't eat all that.
03:55 No bread, gravy, beans, potatoes, pie, cake, cream,
03:58 sugar, spaghetti, butter, starch.
04:01 Just good old substantial low-calorie food.
04:04 [DING]
04:06 But better yet, firmly place the hands on the table and push.
04:13 That's better.
04:14 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:17 [ZAPPING]
04:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:23 Uh-uh.
04:26 Get thee behind me, salami.
04:27 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:29 [GASPING]
04:31 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:32 Atta boy, slats.
04:34 I knew you could do it.
04:36 [SNORING]
04:38 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:41 Huh?
04:42 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:45 [EXPLOSION]
04:47 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:48 Uh-uh.
04:50 No munching between meals.
04:52 Eat.
04:53 Eat.
04:54 Eat.
04:54 Relax.
04:55 Eat.
04:56 Food?
04:56 Forget it.
04:58 Try a new hobby.
04:59 Read a book.
05:00 Yeah.
05:02 Eat.
05:03 Tender ham.
05:05 Eat.
05:05 Delicious pies.
05:07 Eat.
05:07 Mashed potatoes.
05:09 Eat.
05:09 Candied yams.
05:10 Eat.
05:11 Fried chicken.
05:11 Eat.
05:12 Melted butter.
05:12 Whipped cream.
05:13 Spaghetti.
05:14 Macaroni.
05:14 Cake.
05:15 Ice cream.
05:15 Eat.
05:16 Uh--
05:16 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:19 Eat.
05:21 Eat.
05:22 Luscious grapes.
05:23 Eat.
05:24 Bananas.
05:25 Eat.
05:26 Eat.
05:28 Cold cuts.
05:29 Eat.
05:31 Trout.
05:31 Golden brown.
05:32 Eat.
05:32 French pastry.
05:33 Alamodes.
05:34 Eat.
05:34 Cream puffs.
05:35 Eat.
05:36 Ham and eggs.
05:36 [SCREAMING]
05:39 Eat.
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05:54 Eat.
05:54 [CRUNCH]
05:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:58 Ah, stout fellow.
06:01 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:05 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:10 Eat.
06:12 Eat.
06:13 Eat.
06:14 Eat.
06:15 Eat.
06:15 Eat.
06:16 Eat.
06:17 Eat.
06:17 Eat.
06:18 Eat.
06:19 Eat.
06:19 Eat.
06:20 Eat.
06:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:26 Hm?
06:27 Ha.
06:27 Eat, drink, and be merry.
06:29 And tomorrow, we die.
06:32 [COUGHING]
06:34 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:41 (upbeat music)