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02:23 If I get the target, I won't laugh.
02:26 How do I do it?
02:27 I'll laugh.
02:28 Why are you so confident to get in? Is it funny?
02:35 Okay, Solo is easy.
02:37 This is Fakta, Fakta.
02:39 Not yet? Oh, not yet. Sorry.
02:41 There are two types of laughs.
02:42 We'll have a queue, we'll all laugh together.
02:44 Two types of laughs. One is forced, the other one is not forced.
02:46 You're forced.
02:48 It's the same as...
02:50 Forced to laugh by yourself.
02:53 Why did you choose Solo?
02:55 Because this programme is 90 seconds long.
02:57 So I challenged myself,
02:59 if I could make people laugh in 90 seconds.
03:01 There.
03:03 I didn't?
03:04 No, you have to be soft.
03:06 Is that the tip for tonight?
03:10 We can't go out at night.
03:12 This is for an interview.
03:14 Okay, that's enough.
03:18 Good luck tonight.
03:20 I'm nervous.
03:22 For the mystery question,
03:25 let's see it together.
03:27 Please open the mystery door.
03:30 Wow.
03:32 What is this place?
03:34 Why is this place so secretive?
03:36 Why are there eight chairs here?
03:39 This is the mystery question.
03:41 Before they sat in the spinning capsule,
03:45 they had to sit here.
03:46 Sit here, chill,
03:48 there's water, everything's ready.
03:50 They can sit here and talk to the mystery question.
03:54 "Do you want to laugh?"
03:55 They'll ask.
03:56 They have their own strategy.
04:00 How can I not laugh?
04:02 It's not easy to give money.
04:05 So this is where they rest.
04:07 This place is a secret.
04:09 They didn't tell me.
04:10 I discovered it myself.
04:12 I sneaked in and found this place.
04:14 The production team doesn't know.
04:16 Who do they know?
04:18 There's someone.
04:20 Are you alone, or a group of two?
04:28 Two.
04:30 I can't go in alone.
04:32 If I go in alone....
04:34 What's your feeling?
04:38 I feel blue.
04:39 What's your feeling?
04:40 I feel like I'm on the left.
04:41 Who's contacting who?
04:42 Him.
04:43 He's contacting you?
04:44 Yes, he forced me to go in.
04:46 Why? If he's alone, he won't be funny?
04:48 How dare you say that!
04:50 I'm just asking.
04:52 Do you want to use the idea tonight?
04:57 He'll watch and follow the flow.
05:00 If you're right....
05:02 Just guess.
05:03 I know we're just acting.
05:06 I'm sure they'll laugh at me.
05:10 You're joking.
05:13 I'm serious.
05:14 You're my enemy.
05:15 You can't beat him.
05:16 Who's your enemy?
05:17 He's my brother.
05:18 You're wrong.
05:20 But I'll fight him.
05:23 It's okay.
05:24 We're siblings.
05:25 We don't care about the competition.
05:27 We'll support each other.
05:28 You'll have to pay for it.
05:30 We'll tell you the story later.
05:32 We've told the contestants.
05:34 We'll tell you who'll win.
05:36 You're so smart.
05:39 I'll ask you again.
05:41 Who's the winner?
05:43 You have 90 seconds.
05:48 Start now.
05:49 You can make a sound, right?
05:51 Try making a bird sound.
05:53 My friend asked me to go fishing for catfish.
05:57 I just found out what catfish is.
06:00 Seriously, you'll be so happy.
06:03 Have you bought it?
06:04 No.
06:05 Hello!
06:07 I can do this.
06:09 Okay.
06:10 A boy who was raised without his mother's milk...
06:16 ...only drinks mineral water.
06:18 I know the target.
06:20 Sam, you know Windows.
06:22 I don't know him.
06:24 Who is he?
06:26 He's a singer.
06:28 You know him.
06:30 You're wrong.
06:31 I was just kidding.
06:32 You're wrong.
06:33 That's a different song.
06:34 Where's his neck?
06:36 I don't know.
06:37 I don't know.
06:38 I'm still young.
06:39 It's okay.
06:41 I usually listen to music.
06:45 You're a successful comedian.
06:47 I promise I'll make people laugh.
06:49 Good luck for the next round.
06:52 Actually, Astro forced me to join this show.
06:57 But, it's okay if you don't laugh.
06:59 But, I'll finish Astro's show.
07:01 He's laughing.
07:04 Really?
07:05 Look at his face.
07:06 He's frowning.
07:08 Do you know the target?
07:09 No.
07:11 He didn't pay you, right?
07:12 No.
07:14 He didn't drink water.
07:15 He didn't drink water.
07:16 You're funny.
07:18 Let's watch the musical.
07:20 I'm disconnected.
07:22 If I'm disconnected this week,...
07:26 ...it means I don't use the cable.
07:29 Okay.
07:33 You're funny.
07:35 That's not how you do it.
07:36 The judges laughed at me at 58.
07:39 It proves that I can stand on my own feet.
07:42 Even though Sherry didn't laugh, the audience laughed.
07:45 I can't be late for the second round.
07:47 I'll give one gift for the second round.
07:49 Good luck.
07:51 What did we rehearse?
07:54 I ran away.
07:56 You said something.
07:57 We ran away.
07:58 There was no content.
07:59 We didn't have time.
08:02 We were talking.
08:03 We were making a different content.
08:05 There was no content.
08:08 It was funny.
08:10 I don't know what we were doing.
08:13 I'm tired.
08:14 Can you ask someone else?
08:15 I'm tired.
08:16 Thank you for the second round.
08:18 Thank you.
08:20 You were okay, right?
08:21 We're bringing you...
08:24 ...Puan Nasir and Usop!
08:26 Why did you bring the radio to the nightclub?
08:28 You don't know?
08:31 The music in the nightclub is different.
08:34 Really? -Yes.
08:35 One more time.
08:39 Tesla.
08:47 He's laughing.
08:50 You're not in the village, right?
08:52 Yes, I am.
08:53 Wait a minute.
08:54 There are so many people.
08:55 Why? -It's a house.
08:57 What are you doing?
08:59 He looks like a villager.
09:04 Unlike us.
09:05 Urban.
09:06 This is my cousin.
09:08 She's from the village.
09:09 She came here to find a job.
09:11 That's why she's sitting with me.
09:13 Thank God, she's a bit better than the first time.
09:19 But we didn't expect this.
09:22 I came here with the hope that no one would laugh.
09:25 No one would laugh?
09:27 We're afraid that no one would laugh.
09:29 Because we're new here.
09:30 Thank God, we got a welcome.
09:32 And people are laughing.
09:33 Thank you.
09:34 Maybe it's the wisdom of the fall.
09:38 Maybe it's the wisdom of the fall.
09:40 Yes, that's right.
09:41 The fall was a stepping stone for me.
09:43 Your friend really left you, right?
09:45 Yes, he's important to me.
09:47 Even though he's alone.
09:49 But he's with me.
09:50 We look the same, right?
09:53 Let's watch the next one.
09:54 Poor him.
09:55 The three frogs fell into a well.
09:59 Two of them fell into the well.
10:01 And there was a rat in there.
10:02 So, they jumped up.
10:03 One frog wanted to jump up.
10:04 The other said, "Don't do it. You'll fall and get hurt."
10:07 So, the second one wanted to jump up.
10:10 He said, "Don't jump up. You'll fall and get hurt."
10:13 You were an actor, right?
10:15 The target was Kak Emma Fadzili.
10:19 The target was Kak Emma Fadzili?
10:22 Were you close to her? -No.
10:25 Maybe that's why you were angry.
10:27 I don't know.
10:28 But she offered me, and I refused.
10:31 That's a long story. -Yes, it's been a long time.
10:37 You were angry. -I don't know.
10:39 I didn't do anything.
10:40 But it's okay. I didn't take it seriously.
10:43 I just performed.
10:46 You can laugh. It's my fault if I didn't laugh.
10:49 I didn't perform. That's all.
10:51 I can't breathe when I see her.
10:54 The first one is loved.
10:58 The second one is respected.
11:01 The third one is...
11:03 What? -Respected.
11:05 Respected.
11:07 Why were you happy when you found out that...
11:09 ...Tesla was the mystery target?
11:11 Because it went viral.
11:12 I was in the live stream.
11:14 I watched the video.
11:16 It went viral. So, I said, "Tesla!"
11:18 But, I think it was different during the rehearsal.
11:22 You were spontaneous.
11:24 Because we depend on the target.
11:26 So, our target was a woman.
11:29 I targeted a woman.
11:30 But, it turned out to be a man.
11:32 I didn't want to be a part of a woman's love story.
11:35 I just continued.
11:36 I came here to entertain people.
11:40 It went well, praise be to God.
11:43 Thank you, viewers.
11:45 Thank you for giving us so many views.
11:47 Thank you!
11:48 Wait, Ida.
11:50 Wait, before you go live....
11:52 Don't do that.
11:54 I'll slap you.
11:56 Thank you, Ida, for your idea.
12:00 I was just backing her up.
12:02 That's nice.
12:03 How did you find out that the target was Kelly?
12:07 She's a funny person.
12:10 She said that I was fake when she interviewed me.
12:12 She said that I wasn't funny.
12:14 She paid her.
12:17 She had to laugh.
12:19 If I didn't laugh, she'd be in trouble.
12:21 Kelly Azman is a bad person.
12:24 I'm not good at making people laugh.
12:26 I've never done a duet with Ida for a stage.
12:31 This is a platform for Ida and Ida.
12:34 Maybe we'll be blessed.
12:36 If we win, it'll be a competition.
12:38 The important thing is that we can entertain everyone.
12:40 If we win, we'll try again.
12:43 Can I try again?
12:46 The winner of this episode is...
12:51 The winner is...
12:54 ...Norteria and Ida Moin!
12:58 With a total of RM4,600.
13:04 Why are you so happy?
13:06 Congratulations to both of you.
13:09 I heard that the first contestant didn't even have a content.
13:13 But, you're lucky. The second contestant has a content.
13:16 But, what about the semi-final?
13:19 I'm not joking.
13:21 Calm down.
13:23 We won't go to the semi-final.
13:25 We'll just do it at home.
13:27 We don't know what to plan.
13:34 If we know what to plan, we'll know who'll win.
13:36 Are you asking me?
13:38 If you ask about the semi-final, do you understand?
13:40 We don't know that we'll be in the semi-final.
13:42 Why are you asking me?
13:44 Can you give us a week to ask you?
13:47 That's what she said.
13:49 Whatever happens in our lives,...
13:52 ...it's up to God.
13:54 It's up to Him.
13:55 He wants to give us victory.
13:57 That's what we'll do in the semi-final.
13:59 She's not functioning.
14:01 Whatever happens, don't say that you're great...
14:04 ...if He doesn't want you to be great.
14:06 What's that?
14:08 You're so different.
14:10 We have to believe her.
14:12 I'll take this mic and make a speech.
14:15 We'll see you again in 90 seconds.
14:18 Break it!
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