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00:00 (dramatic music)
00:02 - And furthermore, Bill Boyduck,
00:14 I have received more complaints about your conduct.
00:17 Your personality is your worst enemy.
00:22 Unless you stop insulting our guests,
00:24 you are going to be fired.
00:26 (dramatic music)
00:30 - Yes, sir.
00:31 - Hereafter, when you're tempted to strike someone,
00:35 take a look at this, our motto.
00:39 The guest is always right.
00:43 (horn honking)
00:47 There's a guest now.
00:48 Remember, you're on your good behavior.
00:50 - Yes, sir.
00:52 The guest is always right.
00:54 (dramatic music)
00:59 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:00 More dignity.
01:02 (dramatic music)
01:05 That's better.
01:06 (dramatic music)
01:09 - Come along, Judith.
01:17 (dramatic music)
01:20 (farting)
01:26 (dramatic music)
01:29 Come, come, boy.
01:37 (dramatic music)
01:40 (bell ringing)
01:53 (dramatic music)
01:56 - You haven't much on the ball, eh?
02:17 (dramatic music)
02:22 - Yeah, you're right.
02:23 What an awesome attack on this.
02:28 (dramatic music)
02:31 I sure got some trickles.
02:37 (tapping)
02:40 (playful music)
02:47 (upbeat music)
02:52 (dramatic music)
02:54 (farting)
03:00 (dramatic music)
03:02 (tapping)
03:14 (playful music)
03:17 (farting)
03:19 - Hey, Pop.
03:26 (dramatic music)
03:28 (crashing)
03:33 (farting)
03:43 (playful music)
03:46 (dramatic music)
03:49 - Hmm.
03:53 Mine?
03:55 - Yes.
03:57 (dramatic music)
04:01 - Yours?
04:02 - Yes.
04:03 (dramatic music)
04:08 Thank you, sir.
04:14 (dramatic music)
04:17 - Come, boy.
04:20 The 18th floor, please.
04:21 - Yes, sir.
04:22 (bell ringing)
04:25 - Hmm, this thing has possibilities.
04:33 (dramatic music)
04:39 (dramatic music)
04:41 (playful music)
04:46 (scratching)
04:52 (drill whirring)
04:59 (dramatic music)
05:03 - Hmm.
05:08 What was that?
05:09 (dramatic music)
05:12 (scratching)
05:18 (laughing)
05:24 - No.
05:26 - Yes.
05:27 - No.
05:28 - Yes.
05:28 - No.
05:29 - Yes.
05:30 - No.
05:31 - Yes.
05:32 (scratching)
05:34 - No.
05:34 (dramatic music)
05:37 (dramatic music)
05:41 - Okay.
05:42 Go.
05:43 - Okay, pal.
05:45 I'll take you down and buy you a soda.
05:47 - A soda?
05:48 What flavor?
05:51 - A strawberry.
05:54 - Strawberry?
05:56 (smacking)
05:57 Yum, yum.
05:58 What's the flavor?
06:00 (dramatic music)
06:02 (laughing)
06:03 Stop it.
06:04 Stop this elevator.
06:06 - No.
06:08 - I beg you.
06:10 - Won't you stop?
06:12 - Okay.
06:13 You asked for it.
06:14 (laughing)
06:19 - What is this?
06:29 (laughing)
06:33 (crashing)
06:39 - Help, help.
06:40 Ouch, let me go.
06:41 - Am I fired?
06:42 - Yes, you're fired.
06:45 - That soda wasn't soda.
06:48 - Help, pop, you're hurting me.
06:51 Help, stop it.
06:53 (laughing)
06:55 Help, pop, you're hurting me.
06:57 Help.
06:58 (dramatic music)
07:01, (whistling)
07:06, (whistling)
07:11 (dramatic music)
07:14 (whistling)
07:18 (knocking)
07:25 - Oh.
07:27 - Hi, T.O.T.S.
07:28 (dramatic music)
07:31 - Surprise.
07:35 - Surprise.
07:36 (coughing)
07:37 - Oh.
07:38 (coughing)
07:38 - Smoke.
07:39 (coughing)
07:40 (dramatic music)
07:43 (dramatic music)
07:46 (dramatic music)
07:48 (dramatic music)
07:51 (dramatic music)
07:54 (dramatic music)
07:56 (dramatic music)
07:59 (dramatic music)
08:02 (dramatic music)
08:06 (dramatic music)
08:12 (dramatic music)
08:17 (dramatic music)
08:28 (snorting)
08:30 (dramatic music)
08:33 (dramatic music)
08:44 - Temper, temper, shame on you.
08:48 You never see me lose my temper, do you?
08:50 - No.
08:51 - Well, I'm not going out with you again
08:54 until you cure that temper.
08:55 - Oh, T.O.T.S.,
08:58 I'm sorry.
08:58 - Finish.
09:01 - Oh.
09:02 (dramatic music)
09:05 - Temper, T.O.T.S., temper.
09:14 Take the cure by mail
09:16 to the Kutzbowie Institute of Temperation.
09:21 Oh boy, oh boy.
09:22 (dramatic music)
09:26 (dramatic music)
09:28 Let's be brief and get right to the point.
09:30 I'm an insult machine representing
09:32 the Tootsbury Institute of Temperism.
09:34 If you can take my insults for 10 minutes
09:36 and still control your temper,
09:38 you'll be cured forever.
09:40 - Wonderful.
09:41 - You promise to give me your attention,
09:43 your whole attention, nothing but your attention,
09:44 so help you, Hannah?
09:46 - Uh-uh, thank you.
09:48 - That's fine, now will you please look behind you?
09:50 (dramatic music)
09:52 (snorting)
09:53 Sucker! (laughing)
09:57 - Oh, that's not what I...
09:59 - Come over here.
10:00 - Ah, there you are.
10:05 - Hey, just a minute.
10:06 Ah, control yourself.
10:09 - Ah, I almost forgot.
10:11 For a moment.
10:12 - Psst, have you heard this one?
10:14 It's about the...
10:15 It seems there were two men...
10:16 (stammering)
10:18 (dramatic music)
10:21 (stammering)
10:23 (ding)
10:25 - Remember, before you lose your temper, count to 10.
10:28 - One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
10:30 - Hey, you're doing fine.
10:32 In fact, I'm going to give you a nice surprise.
10:34 (snorting)
10:35 - Ouch!
10:36 (laughing)
10:38 - Don't lose your temper now,
10:41 you've only got a minute to go.
10:42 - 10 minutes to what?
10:44 - Now relax yourself.
10:46 - All right.
10:47 (snorting)
10:49 (dramatic music)
10:52 (snorting)
10:53 - Now close your eyes and hold out your hand.
10:55 (ding)
10:59 Only 10 seconds to go, pal, and you've made it.
11:01 (thunder)
11:04 (stammering)
11:09 Congratulations, you're a new man.
11:12 (screaming)
11:17 (thunder)
11:19 - Daisy, it's the new me.
11:27 (stammering)
11:31 - Daisy, it's the new me, it's the new me.
11:35 - We'll see.
11:36 Test him out on the window.
11:38 Would you mind opening the window for me?
11:40 (dramatic music)
11:43 (dramatic music)
11:46 - Oh, anything else, my love?
11:57 (screaming)
11:59 (dramatic music)
12:03 (snorting)
12:11 (dramatic music)
12:14 (stammering)
12:16 - You may.
12:17 (dramatic music)
12:20 (screaming)
12:23 (dramatic music)
12:26 (slurping)
12:29 (thunder)
12:34 - Daisy, it's open.
12:41 (thud)
12:43 (laughing)
12:48 - Wonderful.
12:50 After all that, you're still smiling.
12:52 Now I'll go out with you.
12:54 (whistling)
12:56 (laughing)
12:57 All ready.
12:58 (upbeat music)
13:00 (laughing)
13:01 - Why did you take that to Land's End?
13:05 - Oh, you don't like my hat?
13:07 (upbeat music)
13:08 You can't come back to me, you big bugger.
13:10 (upbeat music)
13:13 ♪ Starting a fight ♪
13:19 ♪ Action ♪
13:20 ♪ Who gets stuck ♪
13:21 ♪ With all the bad luck ♪
13:22 ♪ No one ♪
13:23 (sneezing)
13:24 ♪ But Donald Duck ♪
13:25 ♪ Yeah ♪
13:26 (upbeat music)
13:28 (speaking gibberish)
13:40 - Whoa.
13:40 What a beauty.
13:43 (barking)
13:46 My apples.
13:50 (upbeat music)
13:54 Well, what about my apples?
14:06 Shh.
14:09 Hey, come here.
14:11 We went into the market and went to buy a whole lot of things
14:13 and you never can tell what's going on now these days.
14:14 See what I mean?
14:15 - No kidding.
14:17 - Yeah, get your basket and follow me up the tree.
14:18 Come on.
14:19 - Yeah, sounds great.
14:21 (upbeat music)
14:25 Shh.
14:38 Oh boy, oh boy.
14:39 (barking)
14:43 (upbeat music)
14:54 (barking)
15:03 (upbeat music)
15:06 I'll fetch them.
15:12 This will fetch them.
15:24 (upbeat music)
15:31 (growling)
15:33 Ah, that does it.
15:35 (growling)
15:38 (barking)
15:44 (upbeat music)
15:47 So that's your game, huh?
15:56 (laughing)
15:58 Apple corn.
16:00 (barking)
16:02 Who's your friend?
16:03 (barking)
16:05 (upbeat music)
16:08 (growling)
16:10 (upbeat music)
16:13 Hey, Chip, they're gone.
16:38 Somebody stole our apples.
16:41 (upbeat music)
16:44 Baltimore.
16:45 Who's your friend?
16:47 (upbeat music)
16:49 Him.
16:50 (growling)
16:52 (laughing)
16:55 (upbeat music)
17:02 Look, apples, come on.
17:11 (upbeat music)
17:14 (growling)
17:16 Uh-oh.
17:24 (upbeat music)
17:27 (clapping)
17:35 I gotcha.
17:39 Now you get off.
17:41 (whistling)
17:43 Huh?
17:45 (whistling)
17:48 (upbeat music)
17:50 (whipping)
17:52 (whipping)
17:58 (growling)
18:00 (upbeat music)
18:03 (thudding)
18:09 (upbeat music)
18:11 Uh-huh.
18:25 (thudding)
18:27 (gun firing)
18:34 (upbeat music)
18:38 What?
18:39 What's that about?
18:40 (upbeat music)
18:43 (upbeat music)
18:45 Now, what was that then?
18:49 Now, what did you do?
18:51 An egg.
18:52 Ha, I took your egg.
18:55 I took your egg.
18:59 (bell ringing)
19:01 (thudding)
19:03 (whistling)
19:07 (whistling)
19:09 (thudding)
19:13 (speaking gibberish)
19:16 Also, apple corn.
19:19 (speaking gibberish)
19:22 Was it the lamb?
19:24 (speaking gibberish)
19:25 (gun firing)
19:26 (screaming)
19:27 (upbeat music)
19:30 (upbeat music)