• last year
Anne and her estranged train-wreck of a sister, Jenny, must work together to help cover their mother's gambling debts. When Anne's beloved dog is kidnapped, they set out on a wild cross-country trek to get the cash.
Transcript
00:00 (phone ringing)
00:02 - Yes?
00:04 - Hi, I have some bad news.
00:06 We lost your mom.
00:07 - What?
00:08 - Sorry, that was terrible phrasing.
00:10 I meant we don't know where she is.
00:12 (sighing)
00:13 (upbeat music)
00:15 - Oh, I think your sister's here.
00:17 - Annie, it's finally happened.
00:19 Oh my God, it's okay, it's okay, I'm here.
00:21 We're orphans, oh my God, you're orphan Annie.
00:23 - She's not dead.
00:25 She ran away.
00:26 Tough bitch.
00:27 (upbeat music)
00:28 - And yum.
00:29 - Your mom owes me 80 grand.
00:30 When you have it, you'll get your dog back.
00:32 - I don't have any money.
00:34 - You can sell your eggs.
00:35 I mean, it's not like you're using them.
00:36 - No.
00:37 - There has to be another way.
00:38 (upbeat music)
00:39 - Eggs, come on, come on, eggs.
00:41 - What is the square root of 196?
00:42 - 14.
00:43 - Correct.
00:44 - How many hearts does an octopus have?
00:45 - Three.
00:46 - Correct.
00:47 - What?
00:48 - Saffron, Saturn, Aphrodite, Apollo, Aries,
00:49 carbon dioxide, the equal sign.
00:51 - Correct.
00:52 - Oh my God.
00:53 - What?
00:54 - You know this game.
00:55 - This is how you're gonna make the money.
00:56 - I'm taking you to the quiz.
00:57 - Look out.
00:58 (tires screeching)
01:00 - Learn how to drive.
01:02 - Racist.
01:03 - Oh.
01:04 - Hi.
01:05 (upbeat music)
01:06 - Come on, it's gonna be fun.
01:08 - I'm not sleeping on the floor.
01:09 - I'm not sleeping on the floor either.
01:10 - Then sleep on the chair.
01:12 - I don't wanna sleep in a sitting position.
01:14 - Oh my God.
01:15 ♪ Hold up, hold up ♪
01:16 ♪ Gotta catch another flight ♪
01:17 - I can't play on live TV in front of millions of people.
01:20 - I'll let you get to it,
01:21 and then you gotta get through hair and makeup.
01:22 - I already went through hair and makeup.
01:23 - Well, then you missed the spot.
01:25 ♪ Niggas getting money ♪
01:26 - I can't do this.
01:26 - Am I sweating?
01:27 - You know what, put your arms down.
01:29 You're having a panic attack.
01:30 Doctors prescribe these.
01:31 - Is that cocaine?
01:33 (upbeat music)
01:34 (laughing)
01:35 - Stevia.
01:36 Do you ever use Stevia, the sweetener?
01:38 Yeah, yeah, I've got it in my pocket.
01:40 (upbeat music)
01:42 - Win or lose, we'll do it together.
01:48 (upbeat music)
01:50 - That is definitely broken.
01:52 - I bet you I could pop it back in my cell.
01:54 - No, I can't.
01:55 - Wait, wait, wait.
01:56 - I'm going to throw up.
01:57 ♪ Niggas getting money all around the world ♪
01:58 ♪ 'Cause girls is players ♪
01:59 - How can I ever thank you?
02:01 Maybe like a drink later?
02:03 - Well, I'm married.
02:05 I'm gay.
02:06 - Why'd you have to say two reasons?
02:07 (upbeat music)
02:10 (upbeat music)