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00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 (upbeat music)
00:07 - This ship is amazing, Rick.
00:15 Three swimming pools, water slides, jacuzzis, theaters,
00:19 anything you can imagine.
00:21 - Alls I can imagine is these two ruining it
00:24 like everywhere else we've been.
00:26 - Those was your fault, Kat, not mine.
00:30 - I have faith they'll be good little boys this time.
00:33 (upbeat music)
00:37 - Hey, take it easy, boy, we're all excited.
00:49 - Oh, and Rick, you'll love this.
00:54 They have a 24 hour unlimited buffet.
00:57 - Unlimited buffet?
01:01 Oh, I like the sound of that.
01:03 Maybe I'll bring a doggy bag for my boy.
01:05 - Unlimited buffet?
01:08 What are we waiting for?
01:11 (upbeat music)
01:23 (laughing)
01:25 - Two little mouses just made the worst mistake
01:34 of their soon to be over lives.
01:37 - So Rick, I'm thinking we spend a little time at the pool,
01:42 then hit the buffet and maybe see the big show.
01:45 - Oh, okay by me.
01:47 Let me grab my fanny pack.
01:50 Now listen up guys, we're leaving
01:52 just so there's no funny business.
01:55 I'm keeping you both in your carriers.
01:57 Don't give me those looks.
02:00 - Who's ready to buffet?
02:05 - I'm starving.
02:07 - You heard the guy.
02:09 No one's going nowhere.
02:11 - He didn't say nothing to me, dog.
02:14 Did he say anything to you?
02:16 - So it's settled.
02:19 We're eating.
02:21 - Fine, leave.
02:22 But if yous two get in trouble,
02:25 you run your own, got it?
02:27 - The only trouble we're gonna have
02:28 is where to put all that food.
02:30 - Let that be a warning.
02:34 (upbeat music)
02:37 Ain't happening.
02:49 (slicing)
02:51 - Big mistake, cat.
02:57 Listen, puss, you're nothing but trouble.
03:07 So go out, have a little fun.
03:09 But I'm not saving your tuckers when things go bad.
03:13 Got it?
03:14 - Two mice, one brown.
03:19 One gray.
03:20 Traveling with the dog and the cat.
03:26 Sweet cutlets, what's this world coming to?
03:29 Here, micey, micey.
03:33 I know you're here.
03:37 Aw, look at this.
03:41 The house pets are spending some quiet time together.
03:46 You probably have matching sweaters
03:48 when the weather turns cold, huh?
03:51 (laughing)
03:53 - Come on, give mama your happy faces.
03:58 - Who are you?
04:02 - In charge of disposing rodents.
04:05 Now hand 'em over before someone gets hurt.
04:09 - You mean like you?
04:10 - Kinda hard to get hurt when I'm out here
04:15 and you're in there.
04:17 - Your little mouse hunt is over.
04:20 - That didn't hurt.
04:23 That bad.
04:31 - Cats are nothing but trouble.
04:36 (sad music)
04:41 (sad music)
04:43 - Now this is life.
05:06 (whistling)
05:09 - Don't you mean goodbye?
05:24 (whistling)
05:26 (screaming)
05:44 (thudding)
05:46 (sad music)
05:50 (sniffing)
05:58 (beeping)
06:05 (barking)
06:08 (car horn honking)
06:12 (thudding)
06:14 (screaming)
06:18 - I can't hear you.
06:20 (screaming)
06:23 (screaming)
06:28 My problem is I got too big a heart.
06:33 For crying out loud, stop playing with the birdies.
06:42 (sad music)
06:43 Come here, cat.
06:44 (whistling)
06:46 (sad music)
06:49 - Let's go.
07:14 (upbeat music)
07:17 (screaming)
07:23 - Hang on, house pets, I'm coming.
07:29 I'm almost there.
07:33 (growling)
07:38 Why, I oughta.
07:42 (crunching)
07:45 You're gonna pay for this, cat.
07:47 (screaming)
07:49 Good riddance, dog.
08:01 I can't breathe, cat.
08:11 (upbeat music)
08:13 If we can just get to there, it'll put us back on the ship.
08:30 But how we do that, I have no idea.
08:35 At least there ain't no sharks here.
08:39 (suspenseful music)
08:42 (cheering)
09:04 (growling)
09:06 (screaming)
09:08 I'm gonna miss you, pal.
09:30 All this cat and dog stuff just doesn't matter in the end.
09:35 Does it?
09:37 (dog barking)
09:45 (triumphant music)
09:58 (suspenseful music)
10:01 Ain't no way this mouse is getting beat
10:09 by a couple of lousy little ruggers.
10:12 (screaming)
10:17 You two are done.
10:28 (suspenseful music)
10:31 (hissing)
10:45 (squeaking)
10:51 (suspenseful music)
10:54 This is for trying to eat my little bunnies.
11:09 This is for not saving us.
11:13 And this is for making fun of our Christmas sweaters.
11:18 (bell ringing)
11:20 (triumphant music)
11:26 Now let's get back before Rick and Ginger
11:29 find out we're missing.
11:31 Can you believe that horrid cat ruined the entire show?
11:38 I wonder if he had anything to do
11:42 with the problems in the machine room.
11:45 (suspenseful music)
11:48 I hope everything's all right in the room.
11:52 Who knows how long it'll take him to fix the engine.
12:01 Well, at least we still have the buffet.
12:05 How are our boys doing?
12:07 Where's Spike?
12:09 And why is the balcony door open?
12:13 Spike?
12:14 Honey, I don't think we can reward Spike for disobeying us.
12:20 Sorry, boy.
12:21 We brought you a little something from the buffet,
12:24 but now I don't think we can give it to you.
12:26 (suspenseful music)
12:29 Where's the justice?
12:41 (upbeat music)
12:43 (upbeat music)
12:55 There go the smart travelers
13:01 who left their misbehaving pets at home.
13:04 We'd be sleeping in our own bed tonight
13:06 if we hadn't been banned from air travel
13:08 because of those two.
13:09 Oh, come on, Ginger.
13:11 Look at the bright side.
13:13 Those people, their vacation is over.
13:16 For us, it's just the beginning.
13:18 We get to travel across country on the open road,
13:21 see the sights,
13:23 and you finally get to visit your great auntie, Claire.
13:26 I suppose you're right.
13:27 And here we are.
13:30 Oh, Rick.
13:32 It's gorgeous.
13:34 (tires screeching)
13:39 This one was on special.
13:42 Does it come with its own tow truck?
13:44 Everybody buckled in.
13:48 (suspenseful music)
13:51 Almost got it.
13:59 Dang.
14:00 (screaming)
14:04 (bell dinging)
14:06 (laughing)
14:09 (laughing)
14:11 (engine revving)
14:17 (horn honking)
14:36 (tires screeching)
14:39 (whistling)
14:41 (laughing)
14:47 What are you laughing at, puss?
14:53 (laughing)
14:56 (upbeat music)
15:00 (upbeat music)
15:04 (tires screeching)
15:06 Where'd everybody go?
15:30 (sad music)
15:32 (horn honking)
15:40 Look, it's the wise guy with the frying pan.
15:44 But he was right there.
15:59 (laughing)
16:02 It's the doggie of doom.
16:04 We're leaving, let's go.
16:08 (tires screeching)
16:11 (sad music)
16:27 (camera clicking)
16:30 (laughing)
16:36 It's him again.
16:37 Why is he following me?
16:39 What does he want?
16:41 Look, he's following me.
16:55 I think he might be the doggie of doom.
16:59 He was there, I'm telling you.
17:06 (dog barking)
17:09 (laughing)
17:16 Hey guys, can we get a picture of you two?
17:22 You know, from the memories.
17:24 (dog barking)
17:26 (upbeat music)
17:29 Say cheers.
17:38 (cheering)
17:52 He is the doggie of doom.
17:54 That cat over there, he did it.
17:58 (screaming)
18:03 (upbeat music)
18:05 (laughing)
18:15 (upbeat music)
18:18 (thunder)
18:20 (sad music)
18:22 (sad music)
18:25 (upbeat music)
18:28 (sad music)
18:30 (upbeat music)
18:33 (sad music)
18:35 (laughing)
19:04 (upbeat music)
19:06 It's the doggie of doom.
19:13 (screaming)
19:20 (upbeat music)
19:23 (dog barking)
19:26 (thunder)
19:36 (upbeat music)
19:46 A little stretch will do us good.
19:52 According to the travel guide,
19:54 best public restrooms west of the Mississippi.
19:57 Hey, Puss, what do you say we score us some snacks
20:04 for the road from that vending machine over there?
20:09 (upbeat music)
20:11 (sirens)
20:13 You need to really get in there.
20:33 Ah, you're as useless as one of those hairballs
20:40 you're always coughing up.
20:42 Hey, let me try.
21:10 Now look what you've done.
21:12 Hey, that's all right.
21:17 Wait, stop.
21:21 Yes, we got the whole backseat to ourselves.
21:27 We're stranded in the middle of nowhere.
21:33 It's just you and me, kid.
21:35 I promise I'll only eat you as a last resort.
21:39 Are you boys lost?
21:43 No answer at the number on your tags, but don't you worry.
21:54 I'll take good care of you until we get a hold of them.
21:58 I have plenty of room and lots of snacks.
22:04 There's somebody I want you to meet.
22:07 Don't be shy.
22:13 I rescued Hannibal too.
22:15 Poor little guy was the runt of the litter.
22:19 Spent years in and out of the pen,
22:22 bullied by big dogs like you.
22:25 Now he just needs to find some friends.
22:28 (crunching)
22:31 (glass shattering)
22:34 - This is life.
22:41 (screaming)
22:43 - Mice!
22:44 - Where?
22:45 - There.
22:46 - Where are Tom and Spike?
22:49 (tires screeching)
22:57 (gunshots)
22:59 - Well now what?
23:10 - We're not that far from your auntie's house.
23:13 Somebody's bound to find Tom and Spike,
23:16 and when they do, we can go pick them up.
23:18 - But how are we going to get to my aunt's house now?
23:22 - Hannibal!
23:26 - Don't worry, Ginger.
23:28 I got an idea.
23:29 Don't you worry, honey.
23:36 I'm sure whoever found Thomas and Spike
23:38 is taking very good care of them.
23:40 (screaming)
23:50 (panting)
23:52 (upbeat music)
23:55 (upbeat music)
23:58 (glass shattering)
24:03 - What?
24:04 - Crap!
24:05 (upbeat music)
24:07 (horn honking)
24:23 (screaming)
24:24 (upbeat music)
24:27 - How did you get on the train?
24:47 Oh, it doesn't matter.
24:49 All that matters is that you're with us now,
24:51 and we can all visit Auntie Claire.
24:54 (whistling)
24:57 (upbeat music)
25:00 - Ginger!
25:09 My, how you've grown!
25:12 (laughing)
25:17 (door slamming)
25:21 (upbeat music)
25:24 (door squeaking)
25:27 (upbeat music)
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