adorocinema
  • last year
Transcript
00:00 Miss Chen, what are you doing here?
00:02 Look, I'm still pending at Harvard, and I was just wondering if you heard anything.
00:05 Oh, it's Harvard.
00:06 Hello?
00:07 You want to give her a full ride?
00:08 I'll let her know right away.
00:09 It's funny.
00:10 Do you ever feel like we have wasted our youth sitting on the sidelines?
00:15 What do you want us to be doing?
00:16 Like, games and parties and dances.
00:20 Are you asking me to prom?
00:22 Will you go to prom with me?
00:23 Yes!
00:24 Do you accept the terms and conditions of my promposal?
00:27 It would be my honor.
00:28 And no slow dancing.
00:30 Wow, you really know how to make a boy feel special.
00:32 Harvard is my life's ambition.
00:34 Help me figure out how to get in.
00:35 We need a killer letter of rec.
00:37 Your team captain, Graham Lansing!
00:40 I can't believe I'm about to say this.
00:42 What about Graham Lansing's dad?
00:43 The Harvard alum senator?
00:45 So the plan is, we stage a run-in with the most popular guy in school
00:49 at a party that we were not invited to, and then ask him for a gigantic favor.
00:52 Easy peasy.
00:52 You okay, bud?
00:54 Yeah, why wouldn't I be?
00:55 I regret everything.
00:57 We should define Graham Lansing.
00:59 Who?
00:59 Graham Lansing!
01:00 He's a Neanderthal whose only forms of communication are grunts and
01:04 Go Bulldogs!
01:05 What?
01:06 Go Bulldogs!
01:11 I'm sorry, but I'd be happy to tutor you.
01:15 You know, as an apology.
01:17 What am I doing?
01:20 Graham?
01:21 Hey.
01:22 Put a shirt on. Your tutor is here.
01:24 It is? Oh.
01:25 You're five minutes late.
01:27 Are you really willing to compromise your values for some letter of rec?
01:30 Heads up.
01:31 Did you think I was just a dumb jock before this?
01:34 Did you know who I was before this?
01:36 Why'd you offer to tutor me?
01:37 People come to me with their expectations of who I am or who I should be.
01:45 This is my life, and I am not gonna let it pass me by.
01:50 Graham Lansing is not who I thought he was.
01:55 You are applying to Harvard.
01:58 When you look back on high school, you think your biggest regret will be...
02:01 There's nothing that beats Harvard.
02:02 Is there?
02:05 I'm sorry, I didn't catch the name of the school. Is it Hergert's?
02:08 You're going out with Graham Lansing?
02:14 The Graham Lansing?
02:15 Ugh, stop. Why do you guys know who that is?
02:19 (whooshing)