Ryan Reynolds and Josh Brolin Insult Each Other | CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE!
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00:00 (dramatic music)
00:03 - You look scared, it's the most scared I've seen you look.
00:05 Do you want me to back out?
00:06 - No, no, no, stay, stay, stay.
00:07 - Am I intimidating you? - I like you in my space.
00:08 No, no, no, I want you in my space.
00:10 Just jump right in the pants.
00:11 - Hello, I'm Scott Mills.
00:12 - And I'm Chris Tharp from BBC Radio 1.
00:14 - And today we are here with another Playground Insults
00:17 featuring Ryan Reynolds.
00:18 And Josh Brolin.
00:21 - It's incredibly tense in here.
00:23 Don't hold back, it's just a game,
00:25 and don't take the insults personally.
00:27 All you have to do is make each other laugh
00:29 the sillier the better,
00:30 and the game ends when someone absolutely loses it
00:33 or they deliver a killer insult.
00:35 What happens in this room stays in this room.
00:37 - All right then, Ryan Reynolds to serve.
00:40 - Josh. - Yes.
00:42 - You are a muffin-snuggling pirate puncher.
00:47 - That's your insult?
00:51 - Muffin-smuggling Popeye puncher.
00:55 - Here's my first insult.
00:57 Ryan, that was really funny.
01:00 - Okay, game on, Brolin.
01:04 You're so old, you make dust look like a baby.
01:06 - I'm trying to process that right now.
01:10 You're tall, you're handsome,
01:17 you have the perfect amount of scruff,
01:20 and you still have no talent.
01:22 - Wow, you're gonna say that with a straight face
01:24 to 1998's MTV Best Kiss nominee, Ryan Reynolds?
01:29 - Go for it.
01:32 - Okay, let's talk about the obvious thing, Green Lantern.
01:36 End of career, and yet you're still going.
01:39 Why?
01:40 None of us can understand.
01:41 - Okay, wow.
01:48 You smell so bad, I can hear it.
01:53 (whimpers)
01:55 - Again, being tall, being handsome,
01:59 being presentably beautiful,
02:01 I was surprised during our sex scene
02:03 how small your penis was, and how big your balls were,
02:07 which makes sense in how you create a tone in Deadpool
02:11 that's as edgy as it is.
02:13 - That's three balls to you, my friend.
02:17 It's called a tristicle.
02:18 It's an issue, all right?
02:19 A lot of guys have it.
02:20 - Josh, you dress like an old George Hamilton.
02:23 (laughs)
02:25 - Oh, man.
02:30 But not nearly as tan as I should be.
02:33 - Nope.
02:34 - What's the first job you ever did?
02:36 - Hillside, it was called.
02:37 It was a teen soap opera.
02:39 That was watched by dozens.
02:41 - How old were you when you started?
02:42 - I was 13 years old.
02:43 - Wow, so your whole life has been about bullshitting people.
02:46 - Yeah.
02:47 - Congratulations.
02:48 - Said the guy who starred in Goonies.
02:51 - Goonies was totally real.
02:56 - You're a drinking game.
02:57 When you come on screen--
02:58 - Don't say drinking in front of me, please.
02:59 - On Goonies?
03:00 Yeah, I forgot.
03:01 - We talked about it.
03:02 - Your whole team came around me and said,
03:04 do not talk about drinking in front of Josh.
03:05 - Even when you say the word, all I hear is, "Ka-chunk."
03:08 - You're so bad in Goonies that when you come on screen,
03:12 people don't drink.
03:13 They punch themselves in the dick for five straight minutes.
03:16 (laughing)
03:18 - He's actually terrific in Goonies.
03:25 It's one of my favorite movies.
03:26 - You actually just felt guilty, didn't you?
03:28 - I did!
03:29 I totally did.
03:30 - You actually felt guilty, which is okay
03:34 because it was still successful,
03:36 as opposed to Green Lantern,
03:38 which was just nothing, nothing, nothing.
03:40 - Josh, this is a serious question, though.
03:43 - Okay, but I've never seen Green Lantern.
03:45 - Neither have I.
03:46 - Just from, you haven't either?
03:48 - No, the editor didn't even see it.
03:49 (laughing)
03:52 - Should we stop now or let him carry on?
03:54 It feels like we're on a bit of a roll.
03:57 - Josh, what's your favorite color?
03:58 - That's funny.
03:59 Favorite color?
04:00 - Mediocre.
04:01 (laughing)
04:03 - I think that's it.
04:05 - Is that it?
04:06 - I think so.
04:08 - Who's won?
04:09 - You know what?
04:09 There were a couple of moments that I think Ryan
04:12 fully superseded my wit,
04:14 but I think as a general, primitive, insulting guy,
04:18 I think I won.
04:19 - Yeah, I feel genuinely hurt.
04:22 (laughing)
04:24 - Well, this has been the perfect playground insults
04:26 for Deadpool 2.
04:27 - So good.
04:28 Thank you guys, Ryan Reynolds and Josh Brolin.
04:30 - Thank you so much for having us.
04:32 Thank you, thank you.
04:33 (clapping)
04:34 - I actually didn't like that.
04:36 - I hate this game so much.
04:38 - I know you do.
04:39 - So much.
04:40 - You know why?
04:41 Because you're Canadian.
04:41 - Yep.
04:42 - And Canadians are nice.
04:43 (dramatic music)
04:46 - No pressure, but give me the greatest insult
04:48 you can think of.
04:49 This movie made more money than God.
04:51 Go ahead.
04:52 - Well, it did make a lot of money, the first one.
04:55 I think the studio throws the bone here.
04:57 One that doesn't end up in your mouth.
04:59 (laughing)
05:01 (laughing)