Two stoners awaken in a strange land and must figure out what... wh-what happened, dude? | dG1fOGZZaEpveGdfdnc
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00:00 Yo. Dude. What the fuck happened? Do you remember? Nah man, I was super stoned. Fucking shit,
00:07 man. Yeah. I think I was stoned too. That's crazy, dog. Wait, so where are we? I wanna
00:19 say California. Don't we live in Canada? I think so. So how do we get to California overnight?
00:28 I don't know, bro. I know exactly what you know. Maybe it wasn't drugs. It feels like
00:35 I kinda got hit in the head. Shit, man. You got a massive bump on your head. Maybe you
00:43 walked into a door or something. How do you fucking know that? I don't know, man. I was
00:47 just saying it could have happened. Okay, well I could have walked into anything, not
00:50 just a door. Like, it could have been like a tree or something. Okay, man. I was just
00:54 guessing. Yeah, well since you can't really remember, you can't say for sure. Okay, man.
00:58 I feel attacked. I'm just gonna back off right now. Yeah, but what? But remember what we
01:02 talked about. Fucking I statements, man. I feel attacked because you're frustrated at
01:05 me for something I have no control over. Okay. Joey, I'm sorry for making you feel attacked
01:10 by being frustrated at you for something that you have no control over. Thank you, man.
01:21 So let's face the facts, dude. We somehow ended up in California overnight, but we don't
01:27 remember it because we were either stoned or injured. Dude, holy shit. We also could
01:32 have been kidnapped. You think? Totally, bro. What if we were cornered in an alley, knocked
01:38 out, and then dropped off in California? Maybe that's just M.O. Dropping people off in California.
01:45 But why? It's called chaos. We're like a fuck you to society, right? Okay, I'm listening,
01:52 but what's with us not remembering anything, then? Maybe we saw his face. We had to give
01:56 us some kind of electro-therapy to wipe our memories. Okay, but if he was playing to make
02:03 to commit kidnapping, wouldn't he wear a face covering? All of the theses you've come up
02:08 so far, they only cover a sliver of the mystery. Maybe it was all three. I really don't think
02:15 that specifically happened. Well, it doesn't have to be that specifically, but I'm saying
02:19 something along those lines, where it combines all three of our different theories. I don't
02:23 think that's what happened. Well, can we at least consider it? No. I'm sorry, dude. I'm
02:30 sorry for rejecting your completely realistic theories, and I value your contributions to
02:35 our friendship. Why aren't there any people around? Where are we, really?
02:42 Do you think they're still here? Well, if the scream came from a person being murdered,
02:56 they probably haven't moved by themselves, which is highly likely-
02:59 You're doing the thing again, man. Alright. Do you have any ideas?
03:04 Well, I am curious about whatever that is. It's a-
03:09 It's a- It's a fucking shoe!
03:13 But what does that mean? You want to know what I think?
03:19 You have to ask what I think. What do you think?
03:24 I think that this is a clue about what happened last night and how we got here.
03:29 But we have both of our shoes. Well, maybe it's the shoe of the murderer
03:37 of the person who screamed. Or the shoe of our kidnapper.
03:41 Drugger. Possible torturer.
03:46 Maybe our kidnapper, drugger, possible torturer, is also the murderer of the person who screamed.
03:53 But we need to find whoever screamed's body. Or the murderer.
03:57 For drugger, torturer. Dude! This shoe has a foot in it!
04:04 Woah! Okay, fuck! That's a lot to process!
04:18 My head hurts! Mine too.
04:44 My head hurts. Mine too.
04:45 Mine too. Mine too.
04:46 Mine too. Mine too.
04:46 Mine too. Mine too.