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Set on the Coxe Family Farm in rural Willis County, Farmer Sam (Bill Moseley) exacts his bloody revenge on unscrupulous local town-folk, including Sheriff Jubel (Kane Hodder), who menace him and attempt to steal the farm that has been in his family for 200 years. Hayride to Hell opens in theaters on October 20, 2023.
Transcript
00:00 This is family property, you assholes!
00:03 Jesus, Sam's gone crazy.
00:05 Yeah, no shit.
00:07 These assholes are trying to finish me off.
00:13 The bank will be forced to call in the loan
00:15 if you can't make any more payments.
00:17 I will not sell a single acre to you or anyone else.
00:20 We're only asking you to sell a little piece of land
00:22 on the backside of your farm.
00:24 What if I cut out your liver, your kidneys?
00:26 You wouldn't miss 'em, right?
00:28 Just because his family was first to settle in this area,
00:31 he thinks he owns the whole goddamn place.
00:33 Pretty soon you might not own shit.
00:35 I got some plans, sweetheart.
00:37 Oh, I got some plans.
00:39 You give me three days to make the greatest,
00:44 scariest, haunted attraction,
00:46 and if you are not satisfied with it,
00:48 I will sell the whole goddamn farm.
00:50 You're willing to gamble the future of your entire family farm
00:53 on whether or not you can scare me?
00:55 (screaming)
00:57 If it was a harvest moon on the haunted hayride,
01:01 some would have lived, some would have died.
01:04 The real mystery is, who will it be?
01:06 A crooked cop or commissioners three?
01:09 I warn you now, rider beware.
01:12 This haunt will have plenty of scare.
01:15 To hell you ride!
01:18 You've been conspiring with these assholes
01:20 trying to steal my farm.
01:22 Get me out of this or I will throw your ass in jail.
01:25 I dare you to take the hayride to hell.
01:31 To hell.
01:32 (dramatic music)
01:37 (dramatic music)

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