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Mean Girls Episode 3
Transcript
00:00 Hey.
00:01 Why were you talking to Janice Ian?
00:03 I don't know. I mean, she's so weird.
00:05 She just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about crack.
00:08 She's so pathetic.
00:10 Let me tell you something about Janice Ian.
00:12 We were best friends in middle school.
00:14 I know, right? It's so embarrassing.
00:17 I don't even... whatever.
00:19 So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle,
00:22 who was totally gorgeous, but then he moved to Indiana.
00:24 And Janice was, like, weirdly jealous of him.
00:27 Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like,
00:30 "Why didn't you call me back?"
00:32 And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?"
00:35 So then for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party,
00:38 I was like, "Janice, I can't invite you because I think you're a lesbian."
00:42 I mean, I couldn't have a lesbian at my party.
00:45 There could be girls there in their bathing suits.
00:47 I mean, right? She was a lesbian.
00:49 So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her.
00:51 It was so retarded.
00:53 And then she dropped out of school 'cause no one would talk to her.
00:55 And she came back in the fall for high school.
00:57 All of her hair was cut off, and she was totally weird.
01:00 Now I guess she's on crack.
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