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El Presidente | Fore Play
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00:00 Dave Portnoy versus Jersey Jerry.
00:03 There's $10,000 bet on the line.
00:05 I think he's a horrible guy.
00:07 You're terrible.
00:08 Terrible?
00:10 How am I terrible?
00:11 You haven't hit one shot properly today.
00:13 Oh, this guy.
00:15 Dave, I can't have you doing that.
00:18 That's, I can't.
00:19 Oh my God.
00:24 It's on the green.
00:28 Oh, great shot.
00:31 Jerry, this is like one of the biggest shots of your life.
00:33 I think I can melt him at any point and I'm not.
00:34 Jerry, you strong?
00:35 No.
00:36 See?
00:37 Dave, this thing's rolling right next to the hole.
00:44 Wow, all square.
00:45 Pretty damn good match.
00:47 Good shot, Jerry.
00:51 All right, this is the very first,
00:56 I'd call it a grudge match.
00:57 Is that what we're calling this?
00:58 I'm rooting for Jerry.
00:59 Dave Portnoy versus Jersey Jerry.
01:01 Jerry called him out last night at dinner.
01:03 He said that Dave doesn't respect him.
01:05 I disrespect him.
01:06 He thinks he's a bum on the golf course.
01:08 I think he's a horrible golfer.
01:10 I'm a bad golfer.
01:11 I'm not a wrecker.
01:13 Jerry, you got a two in the corner, four holes,
01:16 three holes, three holes.
01:17 You didn't get by the women's team
01:18 for the first three holes.
01:20 Three holes were bad.
01:21 How did I play after that?
01:26 At no point were you like, "Oh, Jerry's good."
01:30 When I beat 'em all, I'm gonna make you look so bad.
01:34 So bad.
01:35 I take no pleasure in what I have to do.
01:38 I don't wanna do it.
01:39 It's like a dad teaching kid a lesson.
01:41 Like, you don't wanna speak to a kid
01:43 about what's gonna happen.
01:46 How dumb are you gonna feel if you lose tonight?
01:49 I feel real dumb.
01:51 You feel really dumb?
01:52 Yeah.
01:52 How dumb?
01:53 Oh, hey Riggs, can I come to the house later tonight?
01:56 Yeah.
01:57 I love you.
01:58 So the conversation was had,
02:02 and this is what we've come to.
02:03 $10,000 bet is on the line.
02:06 Nine hole match, that's what's happening right now.
02:08 It's Jersey, Jerry versus Dave Portnoy.
02:10 Good luck, Jerry.
02:11 Wow.
02:12 Good luck, Dave.
02:13 Wow.
02:14 All right.
02:14 Good luck.
02:15 All right, all right.
02:16 Jersey, Jerry.
02:20 That's more me.
02:21 Yeah.
02:22 Oh, you go first.
02:22 Okay.
02:23 And then the winner always plays, always.
02:24 Match play, straight up, no strokes.
02:27 Not a good start.
02:36 Not a good start.
02:39 It's gonna take me 10 shots to get out of that.
02:41 Good shot, Jerry.
02:47 Sandbagging, Jerry?
02:51 What does that mean?
02:53 Setting me up the whole weekend.
02:54 No.
02:55 I'll collapse, don't worry.
02:57 I'm not worried.
02:58 You using a stripe ball?
02:59 Oh, shit.
03:00 You can actually get a lefty.
03:01 You might be able to pop it out.
03:03 Yeah, I'll try.
03:04 All right.
03:05 Where was it?
03:06 I lost it already.
03:07 Here.
03:08 It's all about--
03:09 Terrible start to this.
03:10 It's all about just getting the club on the ball,
03:12 and you gotta sling hard through this shit,
03:14 if you can even get it on.
03:15 Head's up, everybody.
03:16 I have no idea.
03:17 Oh my God, what an out.
03:19 All right.
03:20 Perfect.
03:22 Stop.
03:22 You're good.
03:23 See, I think he's so bad,
03:24 I think I could still win this hole.
03:26 Fucking A, man.
03:30 I can't hit it at all.
03:32 Oh no, Davey.
03:33 Shoot.
03:35 Three?
03:36 Shoot again, Davey.
03:37 Hey, I know he's gonna fucking play this.
03:37 Shoot again.
03:38 How far are we from the pin up there, Frank?
03:40 Holy shit.
03:44 Hard to see it.
03:45 I'm in big trouble.
03:46 Where'd it go?
03:47 Money.
03:53 It's perfect.
03:54 Bump it up there.
03:55 He said you were recording.
03:58 Dave's on his fourth or fifth shot.
04:01 I'm on my second shot.
04:03 I wouldn't say any hole's over
04:05 until it's over, this thing.
04:06 Yeah, I'll take it on playable.
04:08 This will be how many shots now?
04:10 Yeah.
04:11 So--
04:12 Flying six, shooting seven.
04:13 I think I'm hitting six.
04:15 Tee shot into the mush,
04:16 hacked it out of the mush,
04:17 hit it before the trap,
04:18 hit it in here.
04:19 One out.
04:20 Sit and sit.
04:21 Laying six.
04:22 Laying five.
04:23 Five hitting six.
04:24 Oh, nice shot.
04:28 There it is, Kat.
04:29 This guy kicked great.
04:31 Just gotta like get back into the like flow.
04:33 Just get the shots going.
04:34 All right, Jer.
04:35 Yeah, like as crazy,
04:37 I don't think this hole's over.
04:39 That's how bad I think he is.
04:40 You need to, dude,
04:41 you need to help me.
04:42 All right, I'll help you.
04:43 For the mental.
04:44 You're playing two, right, Jerry?
04:45 Yeah, it's my third shot.
04:46 Yeah.
04:47 Oh, what a shot.
04:50 Sit and smack.
04:51 Sit, sit.
04:53 Okay.
04:53 That's not good.
04:54 No cards for me on this.
04:56 It'll work, it'll work, Jer.
04:58 I'm in the bunker right there.
05:00 I'm not screaming.
05:01 Yeah, send.
05:02 It's in the trap?
05:04 I have no shot on this.
05:06 He still goes, right?
05:13 Again, I don't mean to,
05:16 I mean, I'm playing,
05:17 I'm gonna get a 30 on this hole
05:18 and I think I may win the hole.
05:20 I just don't know.
05:20 I think I may win the hole.
05:21 I just don't want him to fucking say something.
05:23 Oh, you didn't go.
05:24 Or you went without me seeing it or something.
05:27 'Cause that's when he's gonna start to play games, Francis.
05:30 Dave, do you want me to go?
05:34 Yeah, you can go.
05:35 You're hitting eight.
05:49 Yeah, lane seven, hitting eight.
05:50 (upbeat music)
05:53 Oh, this hole I played.
05:59 Dave, that was your eighth shot?
06:02 Yup.
06:03 Yeah, I can see.
06:10 Oh, oh, oh, oh.
06:16 Well, it mattered, he's six.
06:18 I can see, that's good.
06:19 One nothing, Jerry.
06:21 All right, Jerry.
06:23 All right, Jerry, out of the gates.
06:25 One up.
06:26 You're one up.
06:27 In a blowout fashion.
06:29 Not even close.
06:30 I know.
06:31 You let me know and I'll switch.
06:33 I'm in a good spot right now.
06:34 Yeah, stay in a good spot.
06:35 If you need me, I'll switch it over.
06:37 Of course, of course.
06:38 I'll drive you.
06:39 All right, Jerry, up one.
06:40 Jerry.
06:44 Right.
06:45 Bunker?
06:47 Trash.
06:49 Oh.
06:50 That's a rough line.
06:51 Over, whoever, yeah.
06:52 I don't know where that even went.
06:54 I should just sit right under the tree.
07:01 All right.
07:03 Both in kind of the same spot.
07:05 I hope I'm in the bunker, Francis.
07:09 There's just no way it went this far.
07:11 It did, it went right over that sand trap
07:13 and rolled across.
07:14 Are they looking for Jerry?
07:16 Yeah.
07:17 To the right.
07:18 Yeah.
07:19 How does a ball disappear like that?
07:21 Dave.
07:24 Yeah.
07:25 Are you taking a drop?
07:26 Am I?
07:28 Yeah, you're on the path.
07:29 You're staying there, right?
07:30 I'm staying on the path and shooting on the path.
07:32 Okay.
07:33 You gotta re-tee it if you can't find it.
07:35 Yeah, I guess so.
07:37 I mean, somebody has to be back here.
07:39 Like, in the back of the green.
07:40 Oh, he's going back.
07:41 Yeah, they're going back.
07:42 If I can't beat him, forget about it.
07:44 I know.
07:45 I don't need to just, on the second.
07:46 If he won four in a row, I'd sit back,
07:48 I got him dead to rights.
07:50 What happened?
07:51 Yeah, you gotta re-tee up.
07:54 Yeah.
07:55 The cameraman, they're gonna always be behind the hole?
07:58 Yeah, why?
07:59 They didn't see anything.
08:03 There was a lot of attitude in that question.
08:06 Yeah.
08:07 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
08:08 You got it?
08:09 You got it?
08:09 Yo, I got it.
08:10 Jerry!
08:11 I got it!
08:13 All right, yeah!
08:18 Jesus Christ.
08:19 It's gonna be bad.
08:21 Creed and the amateur, this should have been,
08:23 you didn't really have a choice, but I'm letting it.
08:26 Creed and the...
08:27 How bad is it?
08:29 I don't know.
08:30 It might be an unplayable.
08:31 It's like in some shit.
08:32 He's gonna skull it right at us.
08:34 This ball's coming right to us.
08:35 I mean, it can't be a good lie if they can't find it.
08:38 You gotta take an unplayable.
08:39 Yeah.
08:40 And then you go back to there.
08:41 Okay.
08:42 And you just hit a normal shot.
08:42 Okay, I'm doing that.
08:44 Can you tell him, or?
08:46 That's the rule.
08:47 What are you doing?
08:48 Taking an unplayable.
08:49 One stroke penalty.
08:50 You can't hit it.
08:52 Taking an unplayable.
08:54 So what is that?
08:56 One stroke penalty.
08:57 Drop it behind it.
09:00 Got it.
09:01 Great shot, Jer.
09:07 That's a great shot, Jer.
09:09 Fuck.
09:14 Hit it.
09:15 Oh my God, you hit the stick.
09:17 Get in, get in, get in.
09:18 Is that a trap?
09:19 Nice.
09:20 Holy shit.
09:22 That's water, so what is that?
09:25 Wrap and pour.
09:26 So he gets played out here?
09:27 Yeah.
09:28 That's actually a lucky bounce.
09:29 You can go closer to the hole, right?
09:31 That is a lucky break.
09:32 Maybe.
09:34 This doesn't feel right.
09:38 Just skull it.
09:46 Didn't feel right, thank you.
09:48 So now we're the same?
09:50 Now we're the same.
09:51 Good shot.
10:00 Anything from you, Jer?
10:03 Huh?
10:03 Pick it or no, Jer.
10:04 Huh?
10:05 What do you mean?
10:07 Mark it, mark it.
10:08 (dramatic music)
10:11 You got it.
10:21 All right, all square after two.
10:25 Big win by Dave.
10:28 That was yours for the take.
10:29 Although you got a bad break with that tee shot.
10:31 It was in the shit.
10:32 And I got lucky because of that water.
10:34 'Cause I can't get out.
10:35 Oh yeah, 'cause you can't get out of the park.
10:36 (dramatic music)
10:39 What was that, Jer?
10:51 Hey, can we get quiet?
10:52 Jerry, keep an eye on this one.
11:01 Yeah.
11:05 Ooh, Katie's there.
11:07 Katie.
11:08 We got people pointing.
11:09 You want me, Jer?
11:10 Yeah, come on.
11:11 All right, for instance,
11:11 if you hop in another cart.
11:12 Yeah.
11:13 We're ruining your video, Frankie.
11:14 He's the only person I guess you can hit tee shots
11:18 like that and feel perfectly comfortable.
11:19 Well, he may be the one.
11:21 Yeah.
11:21 Dave's saying not making any good videos really hurt me.
11:26 Don't let them hurt you.
11:27 Just saying, man.
11:35 Can I move this rock or no?
11:37 Yes.
11:37 All right.
11:45 Keep putting myself in shit though.
12:03 Hey, that's good, that's good.
12:04 Come back.
12:05 Come back.
12:07 I was in the woods, just chipped it out.
12:08 Great chip out.
12:10 What's he shooting now?
12:12 He's hitting four.
12:14 This is his fourth shot.
12:15 Oh, that's a good shot.
12:19 Where'd that go?
12:20 Right at the pen.
12:21 No, off.
12:23 Jerry, keep in front.
12:25 Keep it in front.
12:26 No, that was his fifth shot, I think.
12:27 That was his fifth, yeah.
12:28 That's all right.
12:32 That's all right.
12:32 Hey, don't try to kill it.
12:35 You took your eye off the ball.
12:37 Keep your eye on the ball.
12:38 This will be my fourth shot now.
12:40 Nice shot, Jerry.
12:44 It's on the green.
12:45 Great shot.
12:48 Great shot.
12:48 That's a great shot.
12:49 That's a great shot.
12:51 Two putt and you win.
12:52 Two putt win.
12:53 Two putt win.
12:54 'Cause that was what, four?
12:55 Yep.
12:56 So you're laying four, he's laying five already?
12:58 Yeah.
12:59 So.
13:00 So, you two putt, you win.
13:03 And he's off the green.
13:04 Yep.
13:05 Breaking the smoke.
13:08 Oh, he's caught.
13:10 Plenty of garbage.
13:14 It's a great shot.
13:15 It's a really good shot.
13:17 He's calling himself.
13:20 It's a big shot by Dave.
13:24 He doesn't want to lose this one.
13:25 Nine hole match is get away from you quickly.
13:27 You don't want to be down one through three.
13:29 It's like you want to stay.
13:30 You want to stay on par.
13:31 You know what I'm saying, Jerry?
13:32 Yep.
13:33 Oh my God.
13:36 Sit, sit, sit.
13:38 All right.
13:39 Good shot, Dave.
13:40 Good shot, Dave.
13:42 So what are you?
13:43 This will be my fifth.
13:44 What am I?
13:46 This is seventh.
13:47 This will be your seventh.
13:48 Great putt.
13:54 Thank you.
13:55 That's good.
13:56 Thanks.
13:57 Let's go, Jerry.
13:58 All right, Jerry.
13:58 One up.
14:00 Here, I can't.
14:01 I mean, it's all fun games.
14:02 I can't lose today.
14:03 It is par three, right?
14:06 Yep.
14:07 Oh boy.
14:11 I'll find it.
14:12 I'll find it.
14:12 Just keep going right.
14:14 Hit wood and came straight down.
14:16 Yeah.
14:16 Let's hope we find it.
14:20 Yep.
14:25 Yes.
14:25 Dave.
14:28 Dave.
14:29 Bunker?
14:30 No, this thing's rolling right next to the hole.
14:33 All right, good.
14:34 Thanks.
14:36 Great job.
14:37 Thanks.
14:38 I mean, you're right behind the hole.
14:40 Yeah.
14:41 Call it your last three shots here.
14:44 Yeah.
14:44 Now it's actually going in the right direction.
14:46 You're gonna win this Colby two-two.
14:50 Wow, that shot, Dave, was big.
14:54 Right there.
14:57 (laughing)
14:58 What a shot, man.
15:00 The last four shots I've hit pure.
15:03 Jerry definitely, definitely thinks
15:05 he's in the driver's seat here.
15:07 On this hole.
15:08 But, flip side, if you said you're even through two,
15:11 he'd have to be happy starting it off.
15:13 Right here.
15:16 No, it's too long.
15:18 No.
15:19 Uh-oh.
15:23 Watch this thing.
15:24 See you later.
15:24 We got it, Dave.
15:25 We concede.
15:26 Wow, all square.
15:27 All square through four.
15:30 It's a pretty damn good match.
15:33 Yeah, I mean, he's gonna be happy with it.
15:35 I've played one, I've had one good shot.
15:39 One good hole.
15:40 Couple good shots, but, you know,
15:42 three holes, I didn't get up to a tee.
15:43 I haven't done that in a long time.
15:44 Two-two.
15:45 If you said when it started,
15:46 you'd be, we'd be even after four,
15:48 you'd be happy.
15:49 Yeah, of course.
15:50 I mean, we got five holes left.
15:51 There's $10,000 bet on the line.
15:53 This is all square.
15:55 You nervous, Jerry?
15:56 No.
15:57 No, I mean, the par threes is gonna beat me every time.
15:59 I know that.
16:00 'Cause you beat me twice already on them.
16:02 My off the tee with par threes.
16:04 Well, that means they're gone.
16:05 They're done.
16:05 I'm gassed.
16:06 You?
16:07 Yeah.
16:08 It's like, it might be on the fairway.
16:14 Yeah.
16:15 I'm gonna miss that.
16:16 You'll be able to find it.
16:17 Oh.
16:17 Oh, kick back, came down.
16:19 You see it?
16:19 You see it?
16:20 Third is right there.
16:21 See, right in the middle of the fairway.
16:22 It's crazy.
16:23 Oh my God.
16:24 God damn it, dude.
16:24 I mean, I'm very far.
16:26 All right.
16:32 I see it up there.
16:33 You're gonna have a look.
16:34 You're gonna have a look.
16:34 (laughing)
16:36 I thought that was gonna go right through the tree.
16:38 Yeah.
16:39 (laughing)
16:40 I think that one went through the tree.
16:42 All right, Jerry, you're gonna have a look.
16:43 Let's go find it.
16:44 Let's go find it.
16:46 Yep.
16:47 You gotta take a deep breath before every swing.
16:50 I know.
16:51 You gotta stop trying to hit the fucking ball.
16:54 Yes.
16:55 Just keep everything in front of you.
16:57 I know, but he's gonna make mistakes.
16:58 I know.
16:59 You can't make mistakes.
17:00 No.
17:01 Wow.
17:04 Get out.
17:10 That's not bad.
17:11 That's not bad.
17:12 Right in front of it.
17:13 Yep, take it out.
17:14 All right, you guys are pretty much square now.
17:15 Yeah.
17:16 Now, Jerry, you're a wedge player.
17:18 Yeah, he's not.
17:19 You can hit your wedges.
17:20 Yeah.
17:21 Okay, now this is a wedge game.
17:23 Like, it may not be neat.
17:24 I don't want to melt him if I don't have to.
17:29 If he gets, like, another shot lead,
17:31 I may have to melt him.
17:32 I was gonna say, nine holes happens fast.
17:33 I know.
17:34 Two-two?
17:36 I'm just saying, I think I can melt him at any point,
17:38 and I'm not.
17:39 Jerry, you strong?
17:40 No.
17:41 See?
17:42 Great shot, Jerry!
17:47 I may have to start melting you.
17:47 I told you you're a wedge player.
17:50 You're a fucking wedge player.
17:52 What a shot.
17:53 Oh my God.
17:54 You're a fucking wedge player.
17:56 Yep.
17:57 That's what you do.
17:58 That was a great shot.
17:59 That's what you do.
18:00 So you, that's what I'm saying.
18:01 I may have to melt you.
18:01 Driver, don't eat a whole mark.
18:02 Keep yourself in a spot where you can wedge his hand.
18:04 You got 86.
18:06 But, I mean, you also don't hate that shot
18:08 that you've been hitting all day today.
18:10 Is an attack more or less than the A?
18:13 Wait, the A is the attack.
18:16 No, I know.
18:17 Is that more or less than, like, a 60?
18:19 That is less.
18:22 No, it's gonna be more yardage.
18:23 More yardage.
18:24 Yeah, that's good.
18:26 Short, way short, way short, way short.
18:34 Yes.
18:36 Thanks, go, go, go.
18:38 This is a two putt, Jerry.
18:39 100%.
18:40 This is what you gotta think about with putts.
18:41 Yeah.
18:42 These greens are fast.
18:42 Yeah, don't miss.
18:43 Don't miss long.
18:44 Don't miss long, yes.
18:45 If you miss long, like, you get on the third hole
18:47 or the second hole.
18:48 Yes.
18:49 That's where you hurt yourself.
18:50 Exactly, he's gonna start melting.
18:51 Just put yourself.
18:52 He's gonna, Dan, he's gonna melt.
18:53 He's gonna melt me, dude.
18:54 Think about these putts.
18:55 He's not trying to hit the putt.
18:57 Exactly.
18:58 He's trying to hit the second.
18:59 Safe.
19:00 Right.
19:01 He's got me on this one.
19:02 What a shot, I mean, that, he wins the hole.
19:07 That's a winning shot.
19:08 I don't like this shot at all.
19:11 I don't think so, I think it's too far.
19:14 I hate this shot.
19:17 Get up.
19:21 (gentle music)
19:24 Not horrible.
19:28 So you got one up on me from there, Jerry?
19:30 Huh?
19:31 You're one up right there?
19:32 If I two putt, I beat you, yeah.
19:33 Yeah, well.
19:35 Unless you, yeah, you know what I mean.
19:37 It's great speed, Jerry.
19:43 Wish it was a little more.
19:45 (gentle music)
19:48 That scared me.
19:53 Thought that was going in.
19:56 Nails.
20:01 Nice shot.
20:02 Good putt, Jerry.
20:03 Great up and down from there.
20:04 Thank you.
20:05 One up, Jerry?
20:07 Yep.
20:08 Threw five.
20:09 All right.
20:10 Four to go.
20:10 Now it's getting a little hairy.
20:11 Jerry's feeling a little something now.
20:14 He's feeling a little blood, I think, don't you think?
20:16 But the way you talked to me yesterday,
20:17 you should be up big right now.
20:20 Well, no.
20:20 No, but yes, you should, though, a little bit.
20:22 Because the first three holes,
20:23 anybody who's alive would have beaten me.
20:25 I didn't, I mean, it had nothing to do with you.
20:27 I was on the green in four shots.
20:29 I mean, you didn't score well in the first three holes.
20:32 Like, I didn't even get out of the tee box.
20:35 That's why I said, we each had one hole
20:37 that I think like you.
20:38 You think that was mine, just now?
20:40 Yes, yes.
20:41 Which one was yours, the par three?
20:42 Yes.
20:43 Yeah, other than that, it's been a battle to the bottom.
20:47 He's doing it, Dan?
20:48 Well, I'm not.
20:49 I mean, it had nothing to do with me talking.
20:51 If I score a 30 on a hole, yeah.
20:54 You got a glove, or?
20:56 I lost it.
20:57 I don't know where it is.
20:58 You lost the glove.
20:59 In between just now and the last one.
21:00 I've just been playing the whole back,
21:01 no, I have no glove.
21:02 Come back.
21:06 Yes.
21:07 It did.
21:12 I don't know, that would look a little scary.
21:15 It's still rolling.
21:16 If it didn't hit the tree, it was coming right back.
21:17 No, it's right there, it was still rolling.
21:19 You're in like the light fringe.
21:20 Okay, I see it, yeah.
21:21 That was a shoulder day.
21:23 Good.
21:24 Same.
21:28 Anybody see it?
21:35 I think it's down, yeah.
21:37 See that big tree in the middle?
21:38 I mean, they're all the same.
21:39 Whatever, we'll go look.
21:40 It's down there.
21:41 Fuck, I wish that one came back a little bit.
21:43 Hit the tree, but that was a good,
21:45 that was coming back good, Dan.
21:47 Dave is losing energy quickly,
21:49 and he's just like, every drive is gonna kind of,
21:53 every drive is gonna kind of push left like that.
21:55 Get that, oh my God.
22:01 He's still away.
22:05 He's still away.
22:07 'Cause he's still on the pool,
22:08 which I don't have to fucking hit a bomb.
22:10 Just hit it right in front.
22:12 You just keep working your way up.
22:13 Oh, he went over him.
22:16 Woo!
22:17 Are you kidding me?
22:18 Great shot, Dave.
22:19 Nice.
22:20 Great shot.
22:21 Good shot, Dave.
22:21 Wow.
22:22 He still went up.
22:23 I mean, he's got no easy shot here, Dave.
22:25 What the?
22:26 He doesn't have an easy shot here.
22:27 He doesn't have a hard shot.
22:29 What's the play, Jerry?
22:30 Rifle.
22:31 Through the trees?
22:34 I don't know.
22:34 You have so much fairway, Jerry, on the right.
22:37 I know, but he's in front of me.
22:38 Doesn't matter, he's a stroke behind you.
22:40 Go for it.
22:41 Look at that.
22:44 Oh, still good.
22:45 Lucky you hit the tree, I think.
22:48 Wow.
22:49 Great shot.
22:50 Jerry.
22:51 I mean, he is playing much better.
22:53 Wow.
22:54 Great shot.
22:54 Jerry.
22:55 Yep.
22:56 Great shot.
22:57 Fuck, if he didn't hit the tree,
22:58 I would have had no distance.
22:59 No, but it actually was good.
23:00 I'm missing an eight.
23:01 Why can't I ever find my eight?
23:03 I'm missing a club again?
23:04 Fuck.
23:07 I need Jerry to fuck this up.
23:09 I mean, I need it.
23:10 Long.
23:14 No, that's okay.
23:15 Yeah, it's on the stick.
23:17 That's perfect, Jerry.
23:18 He's playing great.
23:20 You're a wedge player.
23:22 Come on!
23:23 You're a wedge player.
23:27 I don't even have the right club.
23:28 I'm in between clubs.
23:29 I lost an eight.
23:30 Eight, eight, eight, eight, eight.
23:34 131.
23:35 Yeah, this is gonna be too much.
23:38 Wow.
23:39 You're a wedge player.
23:40 Wow.
23:41 Is Jerry counting the money already?
23:42 Nope, shut up.
23:43 Shut up.
23:44 Frank.
23:45 Oh my God.
23:49 Look at that.
23:51 Hate to say it.
23:52 This is where you're at.
23:54 I concede.
23:55 I know, I am.
23:56 He's gonna try to do the buy-in.
23:56 I know, now he's gonna do, he's gonna push, right?
23:59 Jerry, be conceded.
24:00 Conceded?
24:01 Yeah, I concede.
24:02 All right, let's go, you're up two.
24:03 This is go time now.
24:05 Yeah, man.
24:05 Jerry needs to fucking,
24:07 if Jerry wins this next hole,
24:09 he wins a $10,000 bet from Dave Borden.
24:11 Great shot.
24:16 Oh yes, Jerry.
24:17 Yes, carry.
24:18 Carry.
24:20 Money.
24:22 It's a great shot.
24:23 Jerry, when does it become real,
24:26 what's happening right now?
24:27 I mean, it's real, Frank.
24:28 I can play golf, dude.
24:30 Fucking A, man.
24:36 (golf club clacks)
24:39 Wanna concede?
24:41 No, but I'm close to it.
24:43 This is a combo of me playing terrible
24:45 and he's playing great.
24:46 When we did the Barstool Golfs episode,
24:48 he shot a 61, and then on the back nine,
24:51 we played with no cameras,
24:52 and he shot like a 52.
24:54 Yeah, well, he's shooting better than a 52.
24:56 Well, maybe the first three holes were horrible.
24:58 He makes like sevens, eights, and nines, but.
24:59 Yeah, but I mean, the last three,
25:01 four holes, he's been great.
25:02 I guess what I'm saying is like,
25:04 from what you had seen prior,
25:06 there's no way you couldn't have accepted this challenge.
25:08 You saw him hit the ball sideways.
25:09 Correct, but he may still be me,
25:10 I'm playing that poorly.
25:11 Like the first three holes,
25:13 he played as bad as what I thought he was.
25:16 Jerry fucking pummeled that drive.
25:18 All right.
25:23 Oh yeah, he's collapsed, he's over.
25:29 Yep, yep.
25:30 Oh wow, that's a good shot.
25:34 At least they'll die totally fine here.
25:37 Coming down to it, man.
25:38 It's coming down to it big time.
25:40 Possible consolation on this next shot, possibly.
25:44 I mean, Dave's sitting three, and Jerry's sitting one.
25:47 Where's Jerry's ball?
25:50 Wow.
25:51 Say this is it, put it on, it's over.
25:53 Yeah, pretty much.
25:54 I will say, I'd rather lose this way.
25:56 The last four holes, you've been three holes,
25:57 you've been great.
25:58 Yeah.
25:59 Now I have two eights.
26:00 How'd that happen?
26:00 That can't be right.
26:01 That can't be right.
26:04 I mean, honestly, if he hits this,
26:06 what is that, four straight holes?
26:07 He's like put it in the middle of the green.
26:08 The green regulation?
26:09 Yeah.
26:10 I mean, Jerry, this is like one of the biggest shots
26:12 of your life.
26:13 Yeah.
26:14 Well, I wouldn't say that.
26:14 He's got a commanding lead, and he's--
26:17 Well, this could seal the deal.
26:18 Well, it's sealed.
26:19 Even if he misses it, he could seal the deal.
26:21 Stay.
26:24 I think that's in the middle of the green, dude.
26:27 No, short.
26:28 Fuck.
26:29 All right.
26:30 Still a very good shot.
26:31 Whoa.
26:36 Whoa, Dave.
26:37 Great shot.
26:39 That's it, that's it.
26:40 All right.
26:41 All right.
26:42 That was his fourth.
26:43 Make him earn it, at least.
26:44 Try to make him earn it.
26:46 You're really close.
26:47 Dave, what a shot.
26:49 Oh, a lot of work.
26:51 What are you talking about?
26:52 Like 15 feet.
26:53 You got a bad break.
26:55 Yeah, I did.
26:56 No sculpting.
26:57 He's gone.
26:58 No.
27:05 This is starting to have shades of the earlier match.
27:09 Yeah.
27:10 No, the door's been open, for sure.
27:11 Which way does this, do we have,
27:12 anybody knows anything about golf?
27:14 Which way is mine going?
27:15 This is an absolutely massive, massive putt
27:18 from Jersey Jerry.
27:19 Great putt.
27:24 Get in the hole.
27:26 Great putt.
27:28 Thanks.
27:29 Jerry.
27:30 That's good.
27:32 I gotta make it.
27:33 You gotta make it.
27:35 All right.
27:41 Good game.
27:42 Wanna go double or nothing?
27:43 You serious?
27:47 Yeah.
27:48 Nah.
27:50 I'm good.
27:51 I'm good.
27:52 Sure.
27:53 Dude, my girl would be pissed.
27:56 Two holes, so it won't be one, it'll be two.
27:58 You can play two.
27:59 Right.
28:00 The last two.
28:01 You're pressing the last two.
28:02 Correct.
28:02 So you match worth two holes.
28:03 You have two holes to win.
28:05 Okay, okay.
28:06 So if we, what happens if we tie?
28:08 You win 10 grand.
28:09 Do I get my own 10 grand back?
28:10 Yeah, I'll do that.
28:12 Wow.
28:13 We have a double or nothing,
28:15 two hole match for $20,000 bet
28:18 from Dave Portnoy and Jersey Jerry.
28:22 My goodness, this is getting crazy.
28:24 So it's a double bet.
28:25 It's a double 20 bet.
28:27 I was shocked that he hesitated.
28:28 Your second shot fucked, been fucking you.
28:33 Everything's been, I've been off the tee.
28:36 I haven't done anything.
28:37 I've played bad.
28:38 You've played good.
28:39 So I can, like, it's not, I don't,
28:41 first three holes, terrible.
28:43 You've been very good on the holes you've won
28:46 in the last four or five.
28:47 So I can look at that.
28:48 I thought I was gonna knee jerk.
28:49 Double or nothing, yes.
28:51 No, because I thought you wanted another nine.
28:53 I thought you think I wanna play another nine
28:54 and go home to golf.
28:55 I didn't wanna play nine more to begin with.
28:57 All right, Jerry, this is furniture.
29:00 A lot of it.
29:01 It's the first one of those that we had to hit his head.
29:12 Oh my God.
29:15 Oh my God.
29:16 Oh my God.
29:23 Thanks.
29:23 You can like move shit out of it around it.
29:26 It's just, if it falls.
29:27 Can't move, right?
29:28 It can't move.
29:29 So you gotta be careful.
29:29 Oh, it just moved.
29:30 It can oscillate.
29:31 It just can't move from the spot.
29:33 It's not moving from the spot.
29:34 No, just get, you're getting crazy now.
29:36 You're getting crazy.
29:37 You're getting crazy.
29:38 It's moving.
29:39 The ball moved quite a bit.
29:40 I mean, I don't know what you mean by oscillating,
29:42 but the ball like did a full rotation.
29:44 The ball had movement to it.
29:45 Yeah.
29:46 I think I'm gonna, I can't re-tee.
29:48 I have to shoot this, correct.
29:49 That's the rule.
29:50 You could take a, you could take an unplayable
29:52 and hit it from here, like a,
29:53 or no closer to the hole.
29:54 You can go all the way back or you hack this out of it.
29:56 And then you're hitting three from up there.
29:57 Okay, I'll do that.
29:58 Why would-
29:59 He can play an unplayable from over there or no?
30:00 No.
30:01 It's gotta be on the same line to the hole.
30:02 Gotcha.
30:03 All right, I'm just gonna shoot it.
30:04 I mean, Dan basically put it on a full rotation ball.
30:07 The dimple moved for sure.
30:09 The ball moved.
30:10 I mean, if people are watching at home,
30:12 there's the phones are ringing.
30:13 We're gonna have a lot of calls.
30:15 That's a violation.
30:15 That's a violation.
30:16 Yeah, yeah.
30:17 What are you gonna, okay.
30:18 I'm gonna try to drive.
30:19 You're gonna drive it?
30:20 Jerry, are you sure about that?
30:22 The driver?
30:23 I love it, Jerry.
30:24 I mean, I got-
30:25 Jerry, if you don't have something with some height on it,
30:26 with some, with loft,
30:28 you're risking going right into it.
30:30 You almost want to take a wedge and knock it out.
30:32 Jerry, Jerry, you've dominated the whole day doing-
30:34 You do whatever you want to do, Jerry.
30:35 They told you not to go for it on the other one.
30:37 You killed it.
30:38 Yeah, you're right.
30:39 What do you say?
30:40 Smart.
30:41 Yeah, bully ball is your brand.
30:41 Ball went from underground to overground.
30:44 Jerry.
30:47 Good shot.
30:48 How much more are you gonna do with a fucking driver?
30:50 I mean, it's like they put the ball in a tee for him.
30:52 He was getting a little, he's a little angry.
30:53 He got relief.
30:54 Yep, no, he might be in the bunker on the right.
30:56 I'm in the bunker?
30:57 Damn, I thought I was in the fairway.
30:59 Oh my God.
31:02 Look at those shots.
31:04 Just moon ball just in front of the green.
31:06 No.
31:07 Well, not in front of the green.
31:08 Wow, I was wrong.
31:09 I was wrong.
31:10 It's all right, Jerry, I'll be able to move some stuff.
31:12 Can we need a cart to follow him?
31:13 We need a cart to follow Dan.
31:16 Integrity of the match.
31:17 It barely moved.
31:18 It barely moved.
31:19 Yeah, no, it didn't actually move.
31:21 It went from an oscillation to a movement quick.
31:23 It barely moved.
31:24 If it were exposed, that was not a birdie.
31:26 Oh, he can't get out of the bunker, Dave.
31:27 He sucks in the bunker.
31:28 Oh my God.
31:29 I thought I was golden.
31:31 We're not even sure it can oscillate
31:32 the more we think about it.
31:33 No, that was cheating.
31:34 Oh shit.
31:38 That was such a bad break to land in there.
31:42 It says, "The one thing to be mindful of
31:44 "when removing fallen pine needles and pine cones is,
31:47 "especially needles, is to make sure you do not move
31:50 "your ball while disposing of the loose impediments."
31:52 Yeah, they did that a lot.
31:55 A bunch.
31:56 Dave's saying, "The move ball is a bunch."
31:58 No way.
31:59 Oh.
32:02 Bite.
32:02 Oh, sit and kick right.
32:04 Where'd that go?
32:08 I don't know.
32:09 All right.
32:10 Is it on?
32:11 It may have just fallen off the back.
32:13 Where'd that go?
32:14 Way off.
32:14 Where'd that go?
32:15 It's not way off, but it looks like he's pointing off.
32:18 Too much.
32:22 All right.
32:26 What did it do?
32:26 It's from way over.
32:27 I have no, okay, okay, okay, we're not bad.
32:31 Not as bad as I thought, Jerry.
32:33 We're not bad.
32:34 Get up.
32:37 Holy shit.
32:38 Get up.
32:40 I think it's all right.
32:40 Anything more would come down.
32:42 Little fast.
32:43 This is a tough ass putt.
32:45 (wind blowing)
32:47 Slow.
32:48 That left to right didn't happen.
32:51 Stop.
32:52 If he makes it, I can two-putt.
32:54 Two-putt gets a half.
32:55 A half.
32:55 That's good.
33:01 Oh my God.
33:05 Oh.
33:07 Fuck.
33:09 Bad first.
33:10 I'm not gonna lie.
33:12 Go hit it.
33:13 I was kinda rooting for Dave there,
33:14 so I didn't get the ball people after me.
33:15 (laughing)
33:17 The ball movement people would have been fucking up my ass.
33:19 If I win this hole, I win 10 grand.
33:21 If I lose, nothing.
33:22 Correct.
33:23 If we tie, nothing.
33:24 You gotta win.
33:24 I have to win it to win.
33:26 All right, guys.
33:28 It all comes down to one.
33:29 Jerry, it's just how much do you want it, you know?
33:32 For Dave, Dave, he won already,
33:34 so he doesn't have to pay up 20 grand.
33:36 I'm glad.
33:37 I want the press.
33:38 I can't lose doing the press.
33:40 Exactly.
33:40 But I can lose 10 grand.
33:42 True.
33:43 I also like being calm, but I saw you punch it.
33:45 You're very upset right now.
33:47 Of course.
33:48 See, this favors him because this is right to left.
33:50 Slice.
33:51 This is him.
33:52 Trust me, Frankie, I already know.
33:53 Oh my God.
33:57 It's gonna run forever.
33:58 Oh my God.
33:59 Unreal miss.
34:00 Holy shit.
34:03 Bad shot.
34:04 Bad good lucky miss.
34:06 But you're gonna have it.
34:12 You'll be on that fairway.
34:12 Yeah.
34:13 It's crazy this game because I hit the last one perfect.
34:16 I was in a trap.
34:17 I roll this one, I'd rather be here.
34:19 My head ain't there.
34:20 I think you're done.
34:21 I think you're done.
34:22 I think he may be done.
34:24 I mean, this is getting away from Jerry right now.
34:27 He's in the Dave Portnoy fucking triangle of death.
34:30 Fuck.
34:34 Get out, get a good bounce.
34:36 It's fine.
34:40 Bunker.
34:41 Just lay it straight, Dave, you piece of shit.
34:44 I just gave you the match.
34:47 Why?
34:48 Don't listen to him.
34:48 All I had to do was hit it right in the middle.
34:49 Oh, we gotta find his bunker.
34:51 I can't get out of the trap, so I can move this.
34:53 Yeah.
34:54 Wow, what a break.
34:56 I think you can take it out of the bunker.
34:59 Just backwards.
35:00 Yeah.
35:01 What a break.
35:02 He's not gonna like that.
35:04 I'm not in the bunker.
35:05 You're not.
35:06 I was, but I landed in the middle of a puddle,
35:08 in a puddle bunker, so you get out.
35:11 Really?
35:14 Yeah, but wasn't there designated bunkers for that?
35:16 Well, no, so here's the actual rule,
35:18 which is, you could probably still pull it out.
35:20 When the bunker is filled with temporary water,
35:22 you may play the ball as it lies
35:23 or take free relief in the bunker.
35:25 When taking free relief in the bunker,
35:28 I'm sorry, when taking free relief,
35:29 you must find the nearest point of complete relief
35:31 in the bunker and drop within one club length
35:35 of that nearest relief.
35:36 You gotta find the nearest relief,
35:38 you put a tee down and you move it a club.
35:39 That hasn't been the rule for the whole--
35:41 Yeah, but that's, we played it wrong.
35:43 You have to drop in the bunker.
35:45 But we played 30 holes.
35:47 How many times has that happened?
35:48 A lot.
35:49 No, I mean, it happened once earlier.
35:51 Happened with us, I'll be honest.
35:53 Was there water, like, all in the bunker?
35:55 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:55 It wasn't by the rule.
35:56 But we, those--
35:58 He's right.
35:59 I'm saying, if the nearest point of relief
36:00 was outside of the bunker,
36:02 then that would have been the right call.
36:03 That bunker's a full water bunker, basically.
36:04 Let's go take a look after Jerry punches out.
36:07 This is just about the money, by the way, Jerry?
36:10 Because I already--
36:10 No, it's more like, I smoked you, five-two.
36:15 And it's like, I don't know, you know what you're doing
36:18 and you know that I would say yes.
36:21 'Cause you know I'm like that.
36:23 What?
36:24 I should've took the money and just ran.
36:27 Well, at this point, your next little pine cone, down one.
36:29 Yes, that would be, it's an easy.
36:31 If you played, you played two really bad holes.
36:34 Jerry, where are you going with this?
36:35 I'm right through.
36:36 Okay.
36:37 (grunts)
36:38 No, no.
36:39 You should've taken the money and run.
36:47 I didn't make him do it.
36:48 What I'm saying is, this isn't a money thing
36:50 because he's better than I thought I was.
36:52 So morally, he wins.
36:54 Good shot.
36:56 That was pure anger.
37:00 Great shot.
37:01 I don't know where I'm at.
37:02 That was pure-- I think in the middle.
37:03 That was pure anger out of that hat.
37:05 Great shot.
37:06 Thanks.
37:06 That was great out.
37:07 That's a great shot, Jerry.
37:08 Where are you at?
37:09 I don't know where I'm at.
37:10 You're in front of the green.
37:11 You're right in front of the green, Jerry.
37:13 Perfect.
37:14 No, see, like even with the correct rule,
37:15 he's allowed to pull it out.
37:16 'Cause it's nearest point of relief,
37:18 fully out of the water,
37:19 and that's one club length out of there.
37:21 Yeah, you're right.
37:22 You're right, you're right, Dave.
37:23 You're right, you're right.
37:24 One club length from the nearest point of relief,
37:25 he would be there anyway.
37:26 At least make him go back there.
37:27 What do you mean?
37:28 I went directly backwards.
37:29 Yeah, you're allowed to go as back,
37:30 you're allowed to go backwards.
37:31 This hole's far from over.
37:33 That was a great shot.
37:34 Jerry, that's, I mean, I counted you out,
37:37 and you fucking just put it in front of the green,
37:39 and you had a tree in your swing.
37:41 Yeah.
37:42 That one, I just didn't want to think about it.
37:44 I just wanted to shoot it.
37:45 All right, Jerry.
37:51 So you're four, I'm three.
37:55 You guys are both hitting four.
37:56 We're both hitting four.
37:57 We're on the same.
37:58 Yeah.
37:59 How's that possible?
38:00 The one against the tree is one of the great shots
38:01 of all time.
38:02 I thought it was over.
38:03 You had no swing.
38:04 The tree was in your way.
38:06 I know, I thought the club broke, but it didn't.
38:08 This was not a good shot.
38:09 This is not a bad shot for me.
38:11 Come back, come back.
38:16 You're a senior, Jerry.
38:17 Jerry.
38:22 Jerry.
38:23 Jerry.
38:24 Shot of the tournament.
38:26 Shot of the tournament.
38:28 Jerry.
38:30 What a shot, Jer.
38:32 What a shot.
38:33 Oh.
38:41 Oh.
38:41 All right, all right.
38:44 All right, all right.
38:48 I two putt, I win.
38:49 Let's settle down for a second.
38:49 He's away, right?
38:51 I two putt, I win.
38:52 No.
38:53 No, you have to one putt.
38:54 You gotta hit it.
38:55 But if you make it and he misses it.
38:56 If you make it, it's over, right?
38:58 Yeah, wait.
38:59 Yes.
39:00 Yeah, yeah.
39:00 If I make it, it's over.
39:01 It's him, I think.
39:02 No way.
39:03 No?
39:04 Wait, we're gonna measure it.
39:05 Jerry, it's your putt, pal.
39:07 Come on.
39:08 That's crazy.
39:11 I think it's straight at it.
39:13 Jersey Jerry for the win.
39:15 Sank it.
39:21 Oh my God.
39:22 I think you have to mark that, yeah.
39:27 This would be a fitting end.
39:29 Two guys missing the same exact distance putts.
39:31 Trent.
39:32 Gonna get some help here.
39:34 So if he makes it, we tied the hole.
39:36 Yeah.
39:37 And I win.
39:38 I was up one stroke prior to that putt.
39:40 Right, right.
39:41 So if you guys tie this hole, you guys have lost the press.
39:45 So there's no way that I could win.
39:46 No, no, if I miss.
39:47 If he misses it, Jerry, he misses it.
39:47 If he misses this.
39:48 He's not missing.
39:49 It's the same exact putt you just had.
39:51 He's not missing.
39:51 It's the same exact.
39:53 Have you seen me play?
39:59 Oh my God, Jerry.
40:00 Jerry.
40:00 Jerry.
40:01 Jerry.
40:02 You wanna tap in, Dave?
40:03 Dave, you wanna tap in?
40:04 Dave, no, no one's tapping in.
40:06 Because I can miss.
40:07 Jerry, Jerry.
40:08 I don't think I can hit this.
40:10 I'm not a putter.
40:11 I'm not a putter guy, Frank.
40:14 I'm not a putter guy.
40:15 He goes, I don't know if I can do this.
40:18 Jerry, knock it in the hole.
40:20 Don't even think about it.
40:21 Just knock it in.
40:24 Yes!
40:29 Thank you, Jerry.
40:30 Good game, guys.
40:31 Good match.
40:32 What a fucking putt.
40:33 That's a good one.
40:35 That was a fitting end.
40:37 Wow, just guys just couldn't get the ball in the hole.
40:40 What a fucking match.
40:42 Limping to the finish line.
40:43 Limping.
40:44 Oh my God, my heart is in my throat.
40:47 Neither of us gave our putts a chance
40:49 from three foot out.
40:50 They never had a chance.
40:51 That's the most classic ending to a match
40:53 I've ever seen in my entire life.
40:54 That was fun.
40:55 Yeah, I mean, I wish it surprises me,
40:58 but I can't putt.
40:59 I'm not very good.
41:00 I mean, I had no business.
41:02 If I was in the trap, I would've lost my four shots.
41:04 I mean, that's a video.
41:05 That's the first grudge match in the history
41:08 of Barstool Golf.
41:09 Jersey Jerry came after Dave Portnoy,
41:11 challenged him to a nine hole match.
41:13 They went through seven holes, six holes,
41:15 and then they went double or nothing in the end.
41:17 And fucking Jersey Jerry pulled it out.
41:19 And listen, I mean, if anybody else wants to challenge
41:22 anybody else, do it.
41:23 - This is open to all the biggest grudges in the world.
41:26 If you think that someone has disrespected you
41:28 on the golf course, we want to film it.
41:30 We want to be there.
41:31 We want to make sure it happens.
41:33 Wow.
41:34 Wow.
41:35 Jersey Jerry, what a video.
41:37 Subscribe.
41:37 Make sure you subscribe to the channel.
41:38 We're going to do a lot more of these.
41:40 Thank you everybody.
41:41 Hopefully I won't be wearing this hat.
41:42 I just don't want to get sunburned.
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