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00:00 White gold, jus de vache, God's favorite creation.
00:12 It goes by many names, but is most universally called milk.
00:16 Now, while humanity shares a universal admiration for this dairy-based treat, there are those
00:23 who like to take their milk enjoyment to the next level.
00:27 These connoisseurs enjoy the more finer points of milk, one of which being how to store it.
00:34 So today, I'm going to take you on a journey of the top 10 ways in which to store milk.
00:41 Delicious.
00:42 First up, we have the milk bag, a container that fuses both utility and durability, creating
00:58 a resistant, easy-to-use solution for milk containment.
01:03 Take it to sporting events, birthday parties, funerals, even just out for a night at the
01:08 town, and this won't let you down.
01:11 With its sleek form factor and cheap price, this is an easy entry-level milk container
01:16 for those looking to get into the more upper levels of milk enjoyment.
01:38 Number nine is the milk tray.
01:39 Now, this is a milk container that was truly designed for parties and other social gatherings.
01:45 All you need is your friends, some straws, and a milk tray, and you can make the milk
01:50 consumption experience truly a communal one, allowing you to bond over your love of this
01:57 cow-based treat.
02:08 Number eight is the milk stick.
02:10 It's a stick, and it has...
02:15 Wait, what was I saying?
02:24 Next up is the milk belly button.
02:26 Now, this is one of the body's few natural milk containers, and thankfully, the only
02:31 one we'll be looking at today.
02:32 Now, the best part about the belly button is the fact that you're never without it.
02:37 You're going to work, and you need a little bit of milk to get you through that last hour.
02:41 Just reach up to your shirt and grab some milk.
02:44 For bonus points, you can also fill your belly button up with milk and sleep in the freezer
02:48 overnight.
02:49 The milk will freeze, and then throughout the day, whenever you need a little pick-me-up,
02:54 you'll have a nice milk slushie ready to go.
03:03 Number six is a toaster that's still plugged into an outlet.
03:06 Basically, pour your milk in the toaster and...
03:10 Where am I?
03:14 Hello?
03:15 Hello?
03:16 Number five is the milk lockbox.
03:27 It's very good for keeping your milk safe, and it's really strong.
03:34 It's hard to get out of.
03:38 I mean, into.
03:41 It's hard to get into.
03:48 Yeah.
03:49 Number four is bread, and it's like a sponge, and you can use it to soak up milk, and then
04:04 you can eat the bread, and by eating the bread, you'll get the milk as well, and we all love
04:14 milk.
04:17 Number three is the milk ice cube, and it's when you get a lot of milk and you put it
04:31 in an ice cube tray, and then you freeze it, and then you sort of get, take it out, and
04:39 then you can have frozen ice, milk ice, whatever you want, and you can get...
04:50 Ow!
04:52 Hey!
04:54 Go!
04:56 Hey!
04:58 Hey, please just tell my family that I'm...
05:23 And last but not least is the milk sock, known for its incognito nature, allowing you to
05:28 conceal whatever milk you may have from prying eyes.
05:39 Thank you for coming along on this journey with me, and I hope to see you next time.
05:43 [Music]