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00:00 I always wanted to be a dad.
00:02 [screeching]
00:03 It just took 46 years for it to happen.
00:05 Just rub some dirt on him.
00:07 You might want to put a little Neosporin on her.
00:09 That thing could get infected.
00:10 Oh yeah? And you a doctor?
00:11 Or are you just like one of those WebMD guys?
00:12 It's just common knowledge.
00:13 You want to keep the cut clean.
00:14 Well, listen, I'm trying to raise a little man here,
00:16 not a fucking pussy.
00:17 So why don't you just go on Twitter
00:18 and go share this story where you are the hero?
00:20 Hold up!
00:22 What's up, party people?
00:23 You happen to check that new joint from Little Baby?
00:25 Come on, pound it out.
00:26 It's okay, thanks.
00:27 What? He's Fleek.
00:29 Oh.
00:30 Fleekity Fleek.
00:31 All right, you two, lock it down.
00:34 We got to impress this dude.
00:35 Change happens faster than when you were young.
00:38 This company is now a gender-neutral,
00:40 carbon-neutral, 21st century lifestyle brand.
00:42 I don't know what any of that means.
00:44 You need to talk to someone about your age.
00:47 You were late.
00:48 Couldn't find a spot.
00:49 We don't accept excuses.
00:50 Is there like a problem here, miss?
00:52 Well, if you'd actually read the school guidebook,
00:53 I wouldn't have to tell you anything.
00:55 I read the guidebook, all right, you stumpy little--
00:57 [gasps]
00:59 Wow.
01:00 You feel your generation is more evolved.
01:03 Yeah, absolutely.
01:04 It's not going.
01:05 Hit the thing!
01:06 Come on, let's go.
01:07 You know I got a flip phone.
01:08 You kidding me?
01:09 Oh, I got it, I got it, I got it!
01:10 Maybe I'm not cut out for this.
01:12 [screams]
01:13 But I'd do anything for my kid.
01:15 Woo!
01:18 You have no idea how awesome I was at your age.
01:21 Julio Iglesias came up to me in an airport,
01:23 dead certain I was his son Enrique.
01:25 The kind of vibe I was putting out, bro.
01:27 And that's ridiculous.
01:28 I was ridiculous.
01:31 Is there a reason we always have two white men
01:37 dominating the discussion in this room?
01:39 Is that a white guy?
01:41 I'm confused.
01:43 ♪ Oh, no, this won't take me 60 seconds, hold up ♪
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