Taskmaster NZ S04E10
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00:00 ♪ ♪ ♪
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00:27 - Say cheese.
00:28 (acclamations)
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00:38 - Karakoto and welcome to the grand finale
00:41 of Taskmaster New Zealand season four.
00:44 My name is Jeremy Wells
00:45 and every day the Prime Minister brings me breakfast in bed,
00:48 the Governor General drives me to work,
00:50 and the King of England himself does my coffee run.
00:54 Why?
00:55 Because I am the Taskmaster.
00:59 (acclamations)
01:01 Before me are five brave comedians
01:04 who have reached the end of their quest.
01:06 One last time, we'll watch them attempt a series of tasks.
01:10 One last time, I'll award them points based on their efforts.
01:14 At the end of it all tonight, though,
01:15 we'll tally the scores and crown the champion of season four.
01:20 (acclamations)
01:23 They'll take home an epic prize pack,
01:25 including this beautiful Taskmaster trophy.
01:29 (acclamations)
01:33 And a taxi voucher for the ride home.
01:36 And here they are, the five comedians
01:38 competing for death or glory.
01:40 Baba!
01:42 (acclamations)
01:43 Guy Henwood!
01:45 (acclamations)
01:46 Karen O'Leary!
01:48 (acclamations)
01:49 Mel Gracewell!
01:51 (acclamations)
01:52 And Ray O'Leary!
01:54 (acclamations)
01:57 And for the last time this season,
01:59 please welcome the man by my side
02:01 with the amount of applause he deserves,
02:03 a quiet to moderate clap, please, for Paul Williams.
02:07 (acclamations)
02:10 Thanks to the woman who screamed.
02:12 (laughter)
02:13 You know, Jeremy, I'm really sad that it's the last episode,
02:17 but, you know, I'll be OK.
02:18 I'm going back to my regular job being a male escort.
02:22 A male escort?
02:24 Yes. I think most people would use the term "postman"...
02:27 (laughter)
02:30 But I prefer "male escort."
02:32 (laughter)
02:33 How are we starting this final episode, Paul?
02:36 As always, we are kicking off with a prize task.
02:39 So tonight, our contestants have been asked
02:41 to bring in the cheapest luxury thing.
02:45 (acclamations)
02:47 Thank you.
02:49 Karen, let's start with you.
02:52 OK, so this is my second choice.
02:54 My first choice was a bottle of Moet & Chandon champagne,
02:57 which I actually got for free, so cheap but luxurious.
03:00 I did have to buy a million-dollar house to get it, but...
03:03 But I ditched that because on the way here,
03:05 I found something on the roadside which was even better.
03:08 It was cheap, but look how luxurious it is.
03:10 It's 8kg of shampoo in a suitcase.
03:13 (laughter)
03:15 I feel like I've seen this before.
03:17 You have. It was his prize from another time,
03:19 but I found it on the side of the road.
03:21 They hadn't even thrown it in the bin.
03:23 It was just on the side of the footpath.
03:25 Well, hold on. Who won that episode? Mel?
03:27 I spent $140 on that shampoo.
03:29 You just left it on the side of the road.
03:31 So that's why it's so luxurious.
03:32 Actually quite expensive, but for me, free.
03:34 OK. Barbara, what did you bring in?
03:36 My one seems expensive,
03:38 but because I got it with a five-finger discount...
03:41 (laughter)
03:43 ...it's pretty cheap.
03:45 It's all of Ray's Nintendo games and his Nintendo Switch.
03:49 (laughter)
03:51 (applause)
03:53 (laughter)
03:55 (applause)
03:57 I've been looking for that!
03:59 I filed a police report.
04:01 (laughter)
04:03 No, so your flatmate...
04:04 My flatmate told me to file a police report.
04:06 No!
04:07 (laughter)
04:09 Ta-da!
04:10 (laughter)
04:12 Ray, what did you bring in?
04:14 Well, when I think luxury, I think, you know, a day at the spa.
04:18 And so I've organised a day at the spa run by myself.
04:22 (laughter)
04:24 And so we start with the jacuzzi.
04:26 (laughter)
04:28 So you'll sit in there, and I'll blow bubbles into there using the straw.
04:33 And then next, you have a hot stone massage.
04:37 (laughter)
04:40 And then finally, a deep tissue massage,
04:43 where I massage you with tissues from deep within the tissue box.
04:47 (laughter)
04:49 And that's free.
04:51 He's got a lot of time now he doesn't have his Nintendo Switch.
04:54 (laughter)
04:56 Sounds terrifying.
04:57 Who's next? Mel?
04:58 I have gone with something that is also free.
05:01 I have brought in an unpaid intern.
05:04 (laughter)
05:07 That's Jordan. He gets my coffees for me, and he does it for exposure.
05:12 (laughter)
05:14 So what you've brought in here is a slave.
05:16 (laughter)
05:20 That is your judgement on capitalism.
05:24 I actually started out as a PA. Not many people know that.
05:27 But very briefly, before my parents added the U and the L onto my birth certificate.
05:33 (laughter)
05:39 So what did you bring in?
05:40 Well, for me, the time of day you need luxury is at night.
05:45 You work long hours. A lot of us work long hours.
05:49 So what you need is to replenish your chi while sucking the toxins out of your body.
05:56 So what I have here is some revitalising foot pads, which have a good scent.
06:05 It also makes you feel a little bit naughty.
06:08 (laughter)
06:10 And there's a song that says you can leave your hat on, but it's also referring to foot pads.
06:15 So I've got another example here.
06:17 (laughter)
06:22 After seeing that, I don't want my clothes back from you.
06:26 (laughter)
06:28 Okay, this is not going to be easy to judge.
06:30 You can take it down that photo if you like.
06:33 (laughter)
06:35 So first of all, Baba, would you say a Nintendo is a luxury item?
06:39 Yeah, because I never had one.
06:41 (laughter)
06:43 So it's a luxury for some.
06:45 (laughter)
06:48 I'm getting political.
06:50 (laughter)
06:54 Am I racist for owning a Nintendo Switch?
06:57 (laughter)
06:59 I think ultimately I would go slavery one point, shampoo two points,
07:06 Ray's Spa, God help me, three points,
07:09 four points for stealing something out of Ray's place,
07:13 and five points for the foot pads. Really?
07:16 (laughter)
07:19 Really?
07:21 This is such an auspicious occasion.
07:23 I think it's a perfect time to do a season update.
07:26 Okay. Currently in first equal, both on 143, it's Baba and Mal.
07:33 (applause)
07:37 All right, I am champing her a bit to crown a champ.
07:40 Let's get to our first proper task of the show, Paul.
07:43 It's time to crack a case that I've been trying to solve since I was a kid.
07:48 (music)
07:59 Hello.
08:01 Oh!
08:02 Do you think it's a mystery, like we've got to follow Crumb somewhere?
08:05 Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
08:07 You took the cookie from the cookie jar.
08:10 I didn't take the cookie from the cookie...
08:12 Who, me?
08:13 Oh!
08:14 (laughter)
08:15 What's in your mouth?
08:16 Paul, what's in your mouth?
08:17 What's in your mouth?
08:18 Spit it out.
08:19 You're covered in cookie.
08:20 You've got crumbs all over your bow tie.
08:21 Spit it out.
08:22 Mm-mm-mm.
08:23 Swallow it.
08:24 Oh, we don't have time.
08:26 This is a moist taskette.
08:28 It is sodden.
08:30 It's wet.
08:31 Did you try to eat this?
08:33 Who stole a cookie from the cookie jar?
08:35 We're on track already.
08:37 You may make one accusation against one suspect.
08:40 Your accusation begins when you say the word j'accuse.
08:46 The fastest correct accusation wins.
08:48 Are we ready?
08:50 Read the rest of the task, please.
08:51 Sorry, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
08:53 Sorry.
08:54 Your time starts now.
08:58 (applause)
09:03 It's quite brutal what you're doing to Paul there,
09:04 making him spit out that cookie.
09:06 That was unlike you, Ray.
09:07 I just wanted to turn on Paul.
09:09 I don't know what I'm saying.
09:11 (laughter)
09:15 C'est la chose la plus sans caractère que Ray a fait
09:17 cette saison entière.
09:19 Je suis en train de me dédier comme Baba.
09:22 Le spirit de mes vêtements m'a pris.
09:24 Qui est le premier à être dit?
09:26 Tout d'abord, sur le cas,
09:27 c'est trois des détectives les plus fines que nous avons.
09:30 Le détective Henwood, le détective O'Leary
09:32 et le détective Baba.
09:35 On a seulement un décision, une accusation.
09:37 Donc je dois accuser une personne de voler la cookie.
09:41 Il l'a dans sa bouche.
09:42 Il a aussi des crèmes sur son couteau.
09:45 (rires)
09:48 Ça ne ressemble pas à ce genre de cookie, ça?
09:50 Non, mais il y a des blancs.
09:52 Qui d'autre est-ce que ça va être?
09:53 C'est pas nous.
09:54 Et il n'y a personne d'autre qui a été...
09:56 C'est la fin, on va...
09:57 OK, oui.
09:59 Chacouz!
10:00 C'est trop facile.
10:03 Chacouz, pousse!
10:05 (rires)
10:09 J'ai arrêté le cloche.
10:10 Super.
10:11 Merci, Di.
10:12 Merci.
10:14 C'est fou!
10:15 Merci, Baba.
10:16 Merci, Karen.
10:17 Merci. Pourquoi est-ce que c'est tout moche?
10:19 (rires)
10:21 (applaudissements)
10:27 Donc, direct, Karen, c'est clairement Paul, n'est-ce pas?
10:31 J'ai fait un peu de policier dans mon temps.
10:33 (rires)
10:34 Ce que j'ai appris, c'est que tu as juste accusé la personne la plus évidente.
10:37 En regardant ça, j'avais l'impression que c'était peut-être la tâche avant le déjeuner ou quelque chose comme ça.
10:42 (rires)
10:46 Donc c'était très rapide.
10:47 Ils étaient très rapides. 22 secondes.
10:49 22 secondes.
10:51 Alors, est-ce que le cloche était moche?
10:53 On ne l'a pas remarqué.
10:54 On les appelle des tâches.
10:56 (rires)
10:57 La tâche était moche.
10:59 Notre cloche était sec comme un bâton.
11:00 Parce que tout ce que j'ai fait sur Clou Master était sec.
11:04 (rires)
11:05 C'était sec.
11:06 Et c'était moche, n'est-ce pas?
11:08 Karen a déménagé en disant "Pourquoi tout est moche?"
11:10 Je parlais de moi-même.
11:12 (rires)
11:19 C'est l'heure de faire des maths.
11:20 Quand on reviendra, on répondra à la question "Who done it?"
11:22 Où le "it" qui est en train de se faire est en train de gagner cette tâche.
11:26 On se revoit bientôt.
11:27 (applaudissements)
11:29 (musique)
11:33 (musique)
11:37 (applaudissements)
11:40 Bienvenue à "Taskmaster".
11:42 Une show où les comédiens vont au-dessus et au-delà
11:44 pour avoir la chance de visiter le pire spa du monde.
11:48 Qu'est-ce qui se passe, Paul?
11:50 Nos participants répondent à la question de l'âge,
11:53 "Qui a volé la pâte à partir du pâteau?"
11:55 Notre trésor m'a poignardé pour le crime.
11:58 (rires)
12:02 Mais...
12:04 C'était moi ou...
12:06 ça ne pouvait pas être moi.
12:07 Je pense qu'on devrait regarder les autres pour en savoir plus, je suppose.
12:11 Ces gars adorent ouvrir un cas.
12:13 Oui, un cas d'un crime à l'air froid et sans solution.
12:18 C'est Mallin Ray.
12:21 (musique)
12:22 La plus rapide et correcte accusation gagne.
12:24 Qu'est-ce qu'on a?
12:25 Un cocktail a été ordé pour 17 dollars.
12:27 Qu'est-ce qu'il y a ici?
12:29 Le Palais de la Biscuit.
12:30 Tu as acheté ta propre bouteille.
12:31 Je ne vends jamais.
12:32 (rires)
12:33 Tu as deux autres bouteilles ici.
12:35 Qu'est-ce que le recette dit?
12:37 Le recette est un cocktail.
12:39 "Trial by Cherry".
12:40 Allons-y à la bar?
12:42 Oui, allons-y à la bar.
12:44 Oh mon Dieu, j'adore ça!
12:46 "Darling Wings".
12:47 Tu as ton téléphone?
12:48 Non, pas le téléphone.
12:50 Il y a un casque.
12:54 Oh!
12:55 Bonjour, je viens de...
12:57 Qu'est-ce que tu as dans ton locker?
12:58 Non, je ne sais pas.
13:00 Tu es en train de me frapper, Paul?
13:02 Ok, ça a l'air mauvais.
13:03 Pourquoi je ferais ça?
13:04 C'est un couloir rouge.
13:06 Poisson rouge.
13:07 Couloir rouge.
13:08 C'est une distraction.
13:09 C'est faux.
13:10 Secrets!
13:11 (surpris)
13:12 Peux-tu trouver quelqu'un qui a ce couloir?
13:14 J'ai trouvé ce mot,
13:15 mais je ne sais pas si c'est un des deux.
13:16 Merci d'acheter mon livre.
13:17 Je sais que tu vas l'aimer.
13:18 Je vais chercher un livre.
13:19 Tu vas à l'entrée.
13:20 Bonjour.
13:21 Jerry Hearn.
13:22 Jerry Hearn.
13:23 Oh, Dr. Jerry All-Hearn,
13:24 le diet à la cookie.
13:25 Ok, attends.
13:32 Je l'entends.
13:34 Oh, attends.
13:36 Karen et Karen...
13:38 Comment tu ouvres un sac?
13:40 Karen a un téléphone.
13:42 "Go back one time".
13:44 "Guilty man".
13:45 "Carmine audiology".
13:46 "Hearing".
13:47 "Hearing".
13:48 Qu'est-ce que c'est que "hearing"?
13:49 "Red hearing".
13:50 Encore "red hearing".
13:51 "Red earing".
13:52 "Red hearing".
13:53 Il y a une clé.
13:55 Oh, il y a une clé.
13:57 Ray?
13:58 J'ai trouvé quelque chose.
14:01 On doit d'abord trouver ce code,
14:03 parce qu'il y a une clé dans le sac.
14:04 Paul, t'as fait cette boîte?
14:06 Est-ce que c'est le propriétaire de Paul Security?
14:08 C'est toi?
14:09 Oui.
14:10 Tu as la clé?
14:11 Non.
14:12 As-tu regardé dans le caravane?
14:13 Ok, le caravane dit
14:14 "Paul Security Services" dessus.
14:15 Ça me semble très relevant.
14:17 Oh, mon Dieu.
14:19 Il y a un "VHS".
14:20 Clé, est-ce qu'il y a quelque chose ici?
14:21 Non.
14:22 Je veux regarder dans le caravane.
14:23 Je suis juste confus.
14:24 Le caravane est fermé.
14:25 Le caravane est fermé?
14:27 Ray, as-tu la clé?
14:28 Ray, as-tu la clé?
14:29 Oui, oui, oui.
14:30 Ok, on progresse.
14:31 "Finir les jardins tôt."
14:33 "Red hearings".
14:34 "Red hearings".
14:35 Ok, je laisse ton sac dans le sac rouge.
14:36 Ok, j'ai déjà trouvé le sac rouge.
14:37 Ce sont les secrets.
14:38 Qu'est-ce que ça dit?
14:43 Ça dit "Ooooh".
14:46 Ray, j'ai besoin de ta boîte.
14:50 Ray O'Leary.
14:51 Oui, j'ai la boîte.
14:52 J'ai la boîte et j'ai une clé.
14:53 Je ne sais pas ce que ça veut dire.
14:54 Oh, ici on y va.
14:55 On va à la télé.
14:56 Je sens que c'était un "Red Hearing" et c'était juste...
14:58 Tu penses que c'était quoi?
14:59 Un "Red Hearing".
15:00 Qu'est-ce que ça dit sur la clé?
15:03 "Lab cam".
15:04 J'ai peur.
15:05 Je sens que ça va être un "Jump Scare".
15:06 Je pense que c'est un "Red Hearing".
15:10 Oh mon Dieu, c'est un poisson.
15:11 C'était un "Red Hearing".
15:13 C'était un "Red Hearing".
15:14 J'ai dit "J'ai un "Red Hearing".
15:15 J'ai dit "J'ai un "Red Hearing".
15:16 J'ai dit "J'ai un "Red Hearing".
15:17 J'ai arrêté la clé.
15:18 Je me sens bien là-bas.
15:19 Tout le temps, j'ai pensé à ces biscuits.
15:22 C'est juste pour nous.
15:23 Tu es végan, tu ne peux pas en manger.
15:25 Ok, bien, Mel va en manger deux et je vais voir.
15:27 Je vais en manger une.
15:28 Pourquoi ne pas voir?
15:29 Tu vas la manger?
15:30 Pourquoi tu veux voir?
15:31 Tu veux...
15:32 Tu veux une biscuit?
15:33 Merci.
15:34 Tu vas en manger une?
15:35 Une grosse grosse gosse.
15:36 Vous aimez ça?
15:40 Miam.
15:42 C'est quoi?
15:43 C'est un "Red Hearing".
15:44 C'est un "Red Hearing".
15:45 Miam.
15:46 C'est bon.
15:47 Barbara, Guy et Karen, comment vous sentez-vous après avoir regardé ça?
15:56 C'était un peu long.
15:57 Ça a l'air vraiment amusant, mais oui, à l'heure, je pense que nous avons pris nos points.
16:03 J'ai eu le meilleur moment.
16:06 Oh, ne le râle pas, Mel.
16:08 J'ai eu le meilleur moment.
16:09 C'était facilement la plus amusante tâche de faire de toute la série.
16:14 Et puis, ça a pris un long temps de préparer.
16:16 Et donc, ces trois...
16:17 Parce que, pas seulement toutes les clous, mais aussi, comme, suffisamment de caméras pour couvrir toute la propriété.
16:24 Oh mon Dieu.
16:26 Donc, les blagues sur Elon.
16:28 Oui, donc, il y avait beaucoup de "Red Hearings".
16:32 Mais, éventuellement, les clous ont pointé vers le propriétaire, qui était aussi un "Red Hearing".
16:37 Donc, nous avons eu des temps?
16:39 Oui.
16:40 Donc...
16:43 Donc, 22 secondes, très rapide.
16:45 17 minutes 16 pour l'autre équipe.
16:48 Donc, moins rapide, mais correct.
16:51 Oui, oui, oui.
16:53 Je pense que le "correct" est important.
16:55 Il doit y avoir 5 points pour ces gars.
16:58 Et Baba, Di et Karen, 1 à chaque.
17:09 D'accord, alors, où est-ce que ça nous laisse nos points, Paul Williams?
17:12 En premier, avec 8 points, Ray O'Leary.
17:15 J'ai eu une terrible première et seulement une tâche va le faire.
17:23 Allons-y avec le défilé, allons-y?
17:25 Quoi qu'il en soit pour toi, Jeremy, tourne la vidéo.
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20:07 - Yeah! Is that not allowed? - I guess it was kind of rolling in your hand.
20:19 - Woohoo! Yeah! - The egg is not broken.
20:27 - It's pretty good. - OK.
20:29 - Three. - You think there was three?
20:31 - Yeah, three touches. - I think it was more than three.
20:34 - What, four? - I think it was more than four.
20:37 - Thanks, Paul.
20:39 [Applause]
20:43 - Baba, how did you think you went on that task?
20:45 - Pretty good. Three touches, as you saw.
20:49 - It was 15 touches.
20:51 - How did you do it while not moving your feet while moving it into the other hand?
20:57 - I don't know.
21:00 - So I think she did kind of roll it and then stop and then take some steps.
21:04 - Oh, I see. OK. - So it wasn't too bad.
21:06 - So it wasn't moving and it wasn't 15 touches?
21:09 - It was 15 touches and that's why the whole sort of feet moving thing doesn't really matter
21:14 because, let's just put it this way, no one touched it more.
21:18 [Laughter]
21:21 - Dye, you found a tray.
21:23 - A tray, so it was always moving, then I'd stop it.
21:27 - How many eggs did you break, Dye, do you remember?
21:29 - I reckon I broke two eggs or three.
21:32 - He only broke two eggs, but 14 touches.
21:36 - Oh, way better than 15.
21:39 [Laughter]
21:40 - Enough egg breaks, it's time for an ad break.
21:43 More of the Taskmaster season four finale after this.
21:46 [Applause]
21:49 [Music]
21:59 - Hello my Hukimo, welcome back to the finale of Taskmaster,
22:02 the show that asks comedians to publicly humiliate themselves
22:06 all for a chance to win some free foot pads they could easily buy themselves.
22:11 Paul, where did we leave off?
22:13 - Before the break, our contestants were attempting to roll an egg from the desk upstairs
22:17 to their locker downstairs while touching the egg as few times as possible.
22:22 So far, we've seen one contestant use the simple method of a tray
22:26 and another contestant use the even simpler method of just sort of rolling it around in her hand.
22:32 - Okay, who have we got next?
22:34 - Up next, it's Mel Braceshell and Ray Overeasy.
22:40 - What if I put the egg in something?
22:45 For example, put it inside this tennis ball, it's going to give it more safety.
22:49 - What if I sellotaped the egg inside a roll of sellotape
22:52 and then I'm only touching the sellotape?
22:55 [Bell rings]
22:57 - Oh, the egg is in there.
23:00 - Okay, so that's from the desk.
23:02 This is the second touch of the egg.
23:04 Now the egg's in this. Look at that egg roll.
23:07 - Might be a little bit more promising.
23:12 - Here we go for the first step. Yes.
23:17 Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
23:19 Oh no.
23:23 It's coming from the desk.
23:25 It's not going how the test went.
23:31 - Here we go. Look, go you little beauty.
23:39 Straight through to the finish line. This is beautiful.
23:42 This is a day for all eggs.
23:43 It's under the ribbon, it's through the finish line.
23:46 - I'll check if it's broken.
23:48 No! No!
23:51 [Laughter]
23:53 - Oh no.
23:57 - I would describe this egg as extremely broken.
24:00 - All right.
24:01 - And so, so long as I don't move my feet.
24:15 - Egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg, egg.
24:23 - Egging it on?
24:24 - Yeah.
24:25 - So, we're there.
24:26 - Woohoo!
24:31 - Here we go, Paul.
24:33 Roll, roll, through the red ribbon.
24:36 - I have bad news and good news.
24:43 - Don't mess with me, Paul, please.
24:46 - Bad news is, the task is over.
24:49 - Oh, thank God. And the good news?
24:52 - You've successfully completed the task.
24:55 - That sounds like the same news.
24:58 - I've got it.
25:00 - It's not broken.
25:03 - Oh, thank God.
25:05 - Thanks, Paul.
25:07 - Thank you, Mel.
25:08 - Thank you, Ray.
25:10 - Thanks, Paul.
25:11 - Thank you.
25:12 - You freak.
25:31 - No one eats eggs.
25:34 - Ray, chanting egg, egg, egg, egg, how did that help?
25:40 - I felt like, I don't know, giving the egg positive reinforcement
25:43 sort of made the shell stronger,
25:45 sort of made me move swifter, quicker, harder, grungier, punker.
25:50 - Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:52 - How many touches?
25:53 - Three touches.
25:54 - Mel, I've got to say, very clever.
25:56 - Thank you. I was quite scared because I knew I wasn't physically touching the egg
26:00 when it was in the ball, but I was so scared that you would say that that was touching the egg,
26:04 so that's why I went for the blow.
26:06 - She does bring up an interesting point because before the egg was in the ball,
26:10 she was kind of touching it, but she was wearing some gardening gloves.
26:13 - I don't mind if the glove touches count.
26:16 - So with the glove touches, her score is four.
26:19 - Oh, okay, I take it back.
26:21 - Yeah, no, I think you've got to include the glove touches.
26:25 I think that's only fair, but it was a great...
26:28 - Thank you.
26:29 - And the leaf blower, why did no one else think of the leaf blower?
26:31 Or did they?
26:32 Karen?
26:33 - No.
26:35 - So currently Bubba 15, Di 14, Mel 4, Ray 3.
26:40 - We must have one contestant left then, Paul.
26:42 - That's right, Jeremy, and it's the one and only Karig O'Leary.
26:46 - Do you know if the lockers are attached to the wall?
26:51 - Oh, we're smaller.
26:56 - Oh, yeah, it's only half.
26:57 - Yeah, we can get this up the stairs.
26:58 - Surely.
27:03 [laughter]
27:05 [applause]
27:06 - So good!
27:07 [applause]
27:08 So good!
27:09 - Okay, let's get the...
27:11 Let's put that nice and close.
27:13 [laughter]
27:23 - It's quite broken.
27:30 - Nah, it finished as soon as it touched the thing,
27:33 and it wasn't broken at that point.
27:34 - So you think when it crossed the threshold into the locker...
27:38 - That's the task complete.
27:39 - It was in the locker.
27:40 - As soon as it left the table, it was in my locker.
27:42 - Is my hand in the locker?
27:44 - Yep.
27:45 - Okay.
27:46 - Okay.
27:47 - Okay.
27:48 - Okay.
27:49 - Thank you, Karen.
27:50 - Thank you.
27:51 [applause]
27:53 - Good, good thinking.
27:58 - Good thinking.
27:59 - For once.
28:00 [laughter]
28:01 It's about time.
28:02 It's only episode 10.
28:03 Woohoo!
28:04 I'm in for a comeback.
28:05 [laughter]
28:06 - So I guess the big question is,
28:08 where is the threshold of the locker?
28:10 - My thoughts were like it had entered the locker
28:13 and broke once in the locker.
28:14 - That's one touch.
28:15 - Thank you.
28:16 - So where does that leave the scores, Paul?
28:18 - That means one point for Bubba,
28:19 two points for Dai,
28:20 three points for Mel,
28:21 four points for Ray,
28:22 and five points for Karen O'Leary.
28:24 [applause]
28:25 - Thanks, Paul.
28:26 [applause]
28:27 - I am having a good time tonight.
28:29 I am ready for another task, Paul.
28:31 - This is our last recorded task of the season.
28:34 [audience groans]
28:35 So it's time to say goodbye.
28:37 [music]
28:39 - Oh, good heavens.
28:46 What have we set up here?
28:49 [air horn]
28:51 - Oh, for me?
28:53 [air horn]
28:55 - Woohoo!
28:57 It's a party.
28:58 - Oh my gosh, thank you.
28:59 - Flowers, I think.
29:00 Oh, sorry.
29:02 - They're lovely.
29:03 - Oh, they're plastic.
29:04 - Wow, saucy rolls, chippies, jelly.
29:08 It's whiteboard.
29:09 Farewell-any, Melanie.
29:11 I like that.
29:12 - Thank you.
29:13 - How are you going to do that for everyone else?
29:15 - Farewell-any, Ray?
29:18 [laughter]
29:19 - This is the first time, Paul,
29:21 I've done what I've been trying to do,
29:23 crack it directly across the seal.
29:26 - Wow.
29:27 - Look at that.
29:28 - Congrats.
29:29 - What a day to be alive.
29:31 - Ruin this office-leaving party.
29:34 - Most ruined party wins.
29:36 - You have 15 minutes.
29:38 - Your time starts...
29:40 now.
29:41 [applause]
29:43 - All right, Paul, show me some festive destruction, will you?
29:48 - First up, we're saying bye to Dai
29:51 and take care-y to O'Leary.
29:53 It's Dai and Karen.
29:55 - This goes against all my instincts, Paul.
29:58 - Can you play some really bad music, please?
30:01 - Okay, what kind of music would you like?
30:03 - Elevator music would be good.
30:05 - Do you want a drink?
30:07 [splash]
30:08 Of chips?
30:10 - Thank you, Dai.
30:11 - Yeah, suck a fat one.
30:13 - Hey, Paul, do you want a sausage roll?
30:15 - I don't eat meat.
30:17 - Oh, yep. Sorry, Mum.
30:20 [laughter]
30:21 - It's really frozen.
30:23 [crunching]
30:25 [laughter]
30:27 - Turn the cake upside down? - Yeah.
30:29 - Children suck.
30:31 Sports is for...
30:33 losers.
30:35 [laughter]
30:37 [thud]
30:38 - Anger's not my strong suit, Paul.
30:41 [thud]
30:42 [laughter]
30:43 - Here, Paul, that's for you.
30:45 - Thank you, Karen.
30:46 [thud]
30:47 [laughter]
30:49 - Sorry, man.
30:50 - Give that to me. You're to the table.
30:52 - Sort of to everyone.
30:53 - Cheers.
30:54 [laughter]
30:57 - How much have I got left?
30:58 - You've got five seconds.
31:00 - Three, two...
31:02 [thud]
31:03 [laughter]
31:06 [whistle]
31:07 [applause]
31:09 - Cool party.
31:10 - This is the hardest thing I've done in this whole show.
31:13 I feel a bit bad.
31:15 [laughter]
31:17 - Thank you, Karen.
31:18 - Thank you.
31:19 [crunching]
31:20 [laughter]
31:21 - Thank you, Di.
31:22 - Thanks, Paul.
31:24 [applause]
31:29 - Di, you said multiple times that anger wasn't your strong suit,
31:33 yet somehow you managed to tip over a giant metal bench
31:37 and then throw an office chair into a computer.
31:40 - These tasks just didn't suit me.
31:44 [laughter]
31:45 - That's definitely a sort of one or two point situation
31:48 I think we're working with there.
31:50 - You ruined the party better than I did.
31:51 I looked like I was having quite a nice time.
31:53 [laughter]
31:54 - I know people are quite worried about you eating that
31:56 frozen sausage roll.
31:58 - Yeah.
31:59 - Did you come up okay after that?
32:00 - Good girl.
32:01 I eat that kind of stuff all the time.
32:03 - Oh, good on ya.
32:04 And then quite restrained as well,
32:05 pouring the punch bowl on yourself rather than Paul.
32:08 - Maybe it just says a lot about me.
32:10 - It's the season four finale of Taskmaster New Zealand
32:12 and we're having a party, but now it's time to ruin it
32:15 with some ads.
32:16 We'll be back after the break.
32:17 [applause]
32:19 [music]
32:30 - Welcome back and congratulations.
32:31 You've successfully tuned in to the most important
32:33 television event of the year,
32:35 the grand final of Taskmaster New Zealand season four.
32:38 Paul, bring us up to speed, would you?
32:40 - Our contestants have been ruining parties
32:42 in destructive and embarrassing ways.
32:45 Meanwhile, on Taskmaster, they have been completing a task
32:49 where they must ruin an office leaving party.
32:52 We've already farewelled Di and Karen.
32:55 Now it's time to say bye-bye and au revoir to Baba and Ray.
33:01 - Gosh, I hate this party.
33:04 And I've never ever liked you.
33:07 [laughter]
33:09 - I've got my nose clicked. - Yeah.
33:12 - I'm just gonna...
33:14 [laughter]
33:17 - You're cheating, bitch!
33:19 Why'd you cheat on me?
33:21 You think I wouldn't find out?
33:24 - Oh, can I crack all of these at once?
33:27 Maybe one at a time.
33:29 - Take this.
33:31 It's a ring, isn't it?
33:33 - It's not a ring.
33:35 - I want you to lick every single one of those.
33:38 - Oh, shit.
33:40 - The liquid's gonna go flying around, okay?
33:42 But not towards you. - Okay.
33:45 - Yeah, look, here, you know.
33:48 - I'm gonna throw some on the computer, okay?
33:51 Okay?
33:53 - Oh.
33:55 [laughter]
33:57 - Just replace all this stuff. You've got money, but you're underpaid!
34:00 [laughter]
34:02 - I'm gonna...
34:04 Oh, gosh, I almost stepped in this.
34:06 This was--this is actually quite slippery.
34:09 [laughter]
34:11 [laughter]
34:14 Oh, no. Oh, oh.
34:16 Oh, oh, oh.
34:18 Oh, okay, no, I'm all good. I'm all good, Paul.
34:21 [laughter]
34:23 - Are you okay? - Mm-hmm.
34:25 - I'm sorry. It's just all an act to win the task.
34:29 I love you.
34:31 - I know. Thank you, Ray.
34:33 - Thanks, Paul. Sorry for making such a mess.
34:36 - Thank you, Bubba.
34:38 [applause]
34:42 - You really did ruin that party, Bubba.
34:44 What did Paul cheat on you, by the way, there at one point?
34:47 You accused him of cheating on you.
34:48 - 'Cause we used to sleep together.
34:51 [laughter]
34:53 - Did you? You and Paul?
34:55 - Yeah. Remember, we 69ed at Scorpio.
34:58 [laughter]
35:01 [applause]
35:04 - Have you ever told me about this?
35:06 - I have no recollection of that.
35:08 - It's too specific to be wrong.
35:10 [laughter]
35:12 - Where is Scorpio? - Whatever.
35:15 [laughter]
35:17 - Oh, Ray. - Yes, Paul and I 69ed at Scorpio.
35:21 [laughter]
35:25 - You kept asking for consent the whole time
35:27 before you did anything, and then at the end,
35:29 you sort of apologized for what you'd done.
35:31 - But I think Paul had blown the whistle by then,
35:33 so we were out of task mode, and I was just hanging out
35:36 with my mate with cake on my shoes.
35:39 - Once those air, Bubba really threw that cake
35:41 into your face, that-- - Yes, and it was quite a solid cake.
35:45 My nose did kind of click quite loudly.
35:48 - The way it did when we 69ed.
35:50 [laughter]
35:52 [applause]
35:56 [laughter]
36:01 - Are you ready to introduce the next clip?
36:03 - I'd love to introduce the next clip, Jeremy.
36:05 [laughter]
36:07 It's our final goodbye, and we know she can brace well,
36:10 but can she fare well well?
36:13 It's Mel.
36:15 - It's so unexpected. I didn't expect a living party.
36:18 I love presents, so...
36:20 [soft music]
36:23 A watch.
36:25 I never learned how to read an analog watch,
36:28 and you give me a [bleep] watch?
36:30 - You can learn. - You bastard!
36:32 [laughter]
36:34 [laughter]
36:36 [laughter]
36:39 [laughter]
36:42 [laughter]
36:45 [laughter]
36:48 [laughter]
36:51 I've had enough of this, Paul!
36:53 [laughter]
36:56 [laughter]
37:00 No, you're just playing. I didn't actually kill you, did I?
37:03 That was a surface wound.
37:06 You're being dramatic, Paul.
37:09 Paul!
37:11 Paul!
37:13 This can't be happening.
37:15 This can't be happening.
37:17 This can't be happening.
37:19 [air horn]
37:21 [laughter]
37:23 [air horn]
37:26 [air horn]
37:31 [applause]
37:33 - Awesome. Awesome.
37:36 - So good.
37:38 - So you always knew all along that you were gonna kill Paul,
37:41 and then you killed Paul, then you seemed almost surprised
37:43 that you killed Paul all there at one stage.
37:45 - It was a tussle that ended in a murder,
37:48 which is worse than a planned murder going well.
37:51 [laughter]
37:53 So that's ruining the party more
37:55 than if I tried to kill Paul and succeeding,
37:58 and what a fun time.
38:00 [laughter]
38:01 - Okay. How would you like to score it?
38:03 - Ray, I'm gonna give you one point,
38:06 'cause you were apologizing the whole time.
38:08 Two points for Karen.
38:10 She mainly did things to herself.
38:12 Dai, three points.
38:14 Baba, four points.
38:16 And I think, Mel, you have to get five points for that,
38:19 'cause that went badly wrong.
38:21 So there you go. Five points for Mel.
38:23 [cheers and applause]
38:25 It's time for our last ad break of the season,
38:28 so make sure you really make the most of it.
38:30 We'll see you soon.
38:32 [cheers and applause]
38:33 [upbeat music]
38:36 [upbeat music]
38:40 [cheers and applause]
38:43 - Welcome back to the final part of the final episode
38:46 of what is hopefully not the final season
38:49 of "Taskmaster New Zealand."
38:50 We've got time for one more task,
38:52 but before we get to it,
38:54 let's have an update on the scores, Paul.
38:56 - It's incredibly close, Jeremy,
38:58 but with a one-point lead on Ray,
39:00 in first place, Mel.
39:02 [cheers and applause]
39:04 - So for the final time,
39:06 please head to the stage for the final task of the show.
39:10 [cheers and applause]
39:12 [upbeat music]
39:15 - Okay, Paul, who's reading out the task tonight?
39:17 - Di Henwood.
39:19 [laughter]
39:22 [applause]
39:25 - Cross behind the screen
39:26 and disguise your silhouette from the taskmaster.
39:29 You can use the objects behind the screen to help you,
39:33 but you must cross one at a time.
39:35 The person who successfully disguises their silhouette
39:39 the most times wins.
39:41 - Behind the curtain, please.
39:43 [cheers and applause]
39:45 First person, on my whistle.
39:48 [whistle blows]
39:50 [laughter]
39:51 - Ray.
39:53 [laughter]
39:57 - Mel.
39:58 - I don't have my pants on, so just look away.
40:01 [laughter]
40:04 [laughter]
40:06 - Bye-bye.
40:07 [cheers and applause]
40:08 - Melanie Bracewell.
40:10 [laughter]
40:13 [laughter]
40:18 - Dye?
40:20 - Baba.
40:22 [laughter]
40:24 - Karen?
40:26 [laughter]
40:28 - This is hard.
40:30 [laughter]
40:31 - Baba.
40:33 [audience groans]
40:34 - Aaron.
40:35 [laughter]
40:39 - Dye Hinwood.
40:41 - Dye.
40:43 [laughter]
40:45 - Ray.
40:47 [laughter]
40:48 - Surprise, surprise.
40:50 [laughter]
40:52 - Mel Bracewell.
40:54 - Mel.
40:56 [laughter]
41:02 - Karen O'Leary.
41:04 - Baba.
41:06 [laughter]
41:08 - That's a tough one.
41:10 - Dye Hinwood.
41:12 [laughter]
41:13 - Dye Hinwood.
41:15 [laughter]
41:17 - Ray.
41:19 [laughter]
41:20 - Karen O'Leary.
41:22 [laughter]
41:24 - Baba?
41:25 - It was Baba.
41:27 [laughter]
41:31 - Mel.
41:33 - Mel.
41:34 [laughter]
41:37 - Ray?
41:38 - I mean, he's really bad at this.
41:40 [laughter]
41:45 - All right, everyone, come on down.
41:47 We'll find out who's won the grand finale.
41:49 [cheers and applause]
41:53 And we'll score the live cast.
41:57 [cheers and applause]
41:59 So that's one point for Ray,
42:01 three points for Dye and Mel,
42:03 four points for Baba,
42:04 and five points for Karen.
42:06 [cheers and applause]
42:08 So where does that leave our episode 10 scoreboard?
42:12 - So the winner of episode 10 with 17 points,
42:17 Melanie Bracewell.
42:19 [cheers and applause]
42:21 - Congratulations, Mel.
42:22 You're now the proud owner of a luxurious prize pack.
42:25 Don't use everything at once.
42:26 In fact, you don't have to use any of it at all.
42:29 Go up there and enjoy the spoils.
42:31 [cheers and applause]
42:34 - So what have we learned from our finale?
42:36 We've learned that sometimes moving an entire stack of lockers
42:40 is easier than moving an egg.
42:42 And most importantly,
42:43 we've learned that the winner of episode 10
42:46 is Melanie Bracewell!
42:48 [cheers and applause]
42:50 - Yes!
42:52 [cheers and applause]
42:56 Thanks, Mel.
42:58 [cheers and applause]
42:59 [upbeat music]
43:01 - And that's the show.
43:04 It's been 10 glorious episodes.
43:06 We've seen offensive British accents
43:08 and inoffensive horror films.
43:10 We've found true love and kicked it to the curb.
43:13 We've attempted sports, songs, and magic.
43:16 Our contestants have been humiliated and belittled.
43:19 Sure, we've had some laughs and made some friends along the way,
43:22 but none of that matters now,
43:24 because it's time to announce the winner of season four.
43:28 Paul, would you like to do the honors?
43:30 - In fifth place, with 136 points,
43:34 Karen O'Leary!
43:36 [cheers and applause]
43:39 In fourth place, with 144 points,
43:43 Di Henwood!
43:44 [cheers and applause]
43:46 Three points ahead on 147.
43:49 In third place, it's Ray O'Leary!
43:51 [cheers and applause]
43:54 In second place, with 153,
43:57 it's Baba!
43:58 [cheers and applause]
44:01 And you've probably figured it out.
44:03 The winner of season four of "Taskmaster New Zealand,"
44:07 with 159 points, Melody Bracewell!
44:11 [cheers and applause]
44:12 - Congratulations, girl.
44:14 Come and get your prize.
44:16 Here you are. Well done.
44:19 Well done, Mel. Congratulations.
44:22 - Thank you. - Well done, Mel.
44:24 Thank you so much for watching "Taskmaster" season four.
44:27 We'll see you next time. Well done.
44:30 [cheers and applause]
44:33 - Thank you. Thank you, guys.
44:35 - Thank you. - Thank you.
44:38 - Thank you, Mel. So, so nice.
44:40 So nice. - Thank you.
44:42 - Come here. - Love you.
44:44 (Applaudissements)