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AnimalsTranscript
00:00 (soft music)
00:02 (soft music)
00:04 (dog barking)
00:07 (soft music)
00:09 (soft music)
00:12 (dog whining)
00:23 (soft music)
00:27 (soft music)
00:29 (laughing)
00:44 - Bath time.
00:55 (soft music)
00:58 - You got a new coat, you didn't get a new coat
01:19 and you're pissed.
01:21 That's just how life goes, kid.
01:24 (soft music)
01:27 - We're two best friends that anyone can have
01:31 and will never ever, ever, ever, ever hate each other.
01:35 (soft music)
01:37 - Ow!
01:39 Knock it off.
01:41 Hey.
01:43 I'm about to hit you with right hook.
01:47 Knock it off.
01:52 (soft music)
01:55 (soft music)
01:57 - I think this cat might attack.
02:09 Oh, don't do that.
02:12 Oh my goodness, you okay?
02:14 Aw.
02:15 Oh, that was mean.
02:17 Hey, you meanie.
02:19 You meanie, don't attack him.
02:22 That was mean.
02:24 (soft music)
02:26 (laughing)
02:34 - I just feel so beautiful and it's--
02:37 (soft music)
02:39 (laughing)
02:43 - Buddy, I didn't mean it when I called you fat.
02:45 I'm sorry.
02:46 Okay, I'm sorry.
02:50 You are summer ready, I promise.
02:53 Can we make peace?
02:54 (soft music)
02:57 Is that a no?
03:00 (laughing)
03:08 (soft music)
03:12 (cat meowing)
03:15 Come on.
03:21 (cat meowing)
03:26 Hey, I showed your mom your video.
03:33 Hey, I showed your mom your video.
03:36 Hey!
03:37 She said to be nice to me.
03:41 Stop.
03:42 Stop it.
03:45 Stop.
03:48 Stop, you're scaring me.
03:52 You're scaring me!
03:53 I said no.
03:58 Stop being ratchet.
04:02 (soft music)
04:06 (cat meowing)
04:08 Everything that you want.
04:15 (cat meowing)
04:17 You are--
04:18 (cat meowing)
04:19 (beep)
04:21 (soft music)
04:23 (laughing)
04:29 (soft music)
04:31 (cat meowing)
04:47 (laughing)
04:58 That is rude.
04:59 That is rude.
05:01 Stop.
05:02 (gasping)
05:05 I'm not crazy.
05:08 I'm not crazy.
05:10 - Hey, sugar.
05:11 I'm doing some tests on Haley.
05:16 - Important tests.
05:17 Look, we've been to doctors, okay?
05:19 Haley is schizophrenic.
05:20 She was diagnosed months ago.
05:22 - Kids with mother are schizophrenic.
05:25 (soft music)
05:27 (laughing)
05:34 - He said I love you perfect.
05:38 I love you.
05:39 (laughing)
05:41 - It loves me so much.
05:53 It just wants me.
05:55 (soft music)
05:57 - This baby girl likes spaghetti.
06:00 (sneezing)
06:14 I cannot.
06:17 (soft music)
06:20 (cat meowing)
06:23 What do you got, bud?
06:33 Can I have that?
06:37 Can I have that?
06:38 Can I have that?
06:41 Is that?
06:44 But that's mine.
06:45 That's mine.
06:47 (soft music)
06:50 (laughing)
07:02 (gasping)
07:10 (soft music)
07:13 - Oh!
07:20 Ow!
07:25 Knock it off.
07:27 Hey.
07:29 I'm about to hit you with a right hook.
07:33 Knock it off.
07:40 That is rude.
07:41 That is rude.
07:43 Stop.
07:44 (gasping)
07:47 - Ow, she just slapped the shit out of me.
07:57 - Hi there.
08:05 - Oh.
08:06 - What a funny cat.
08:07 - Oh, she's not.
08:10 - Oh, so sorry about that.
08:12 (soft music)
08:14 (vacuum whirring)
08:43 - Oh!
08:44 (laughing)
08:44 Look at that!
08:45 (laughing)
08:47 What was that for?
08:57 Oh, come on, man.
09:03 (baby crying)
09:10 (laughing)
09:12 (soft music)
09:16 there she is.
09:17 (soft music)
09:20 (soft music)
09:22 (soft music)
09:24 (soft music)
09:27 (soft music)
09:29 (soft music)
09:32 (soft music)
09:34 (soft music)
09:37 (soft music)
09:39 (soft music)
09:45 (soft music)
10:02 (soft music)
10:04 (soft music)
10:06 (gentle music)