Slacker comedy writer-turned-hapless drug dealer Katie Marovitch makes coke a joke in this darkly funny origin story ins | dHNfa0o1M1NFd3g3Ync
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00:00 I was at my usual spot last night.
00:02 Hey!
00:03 Only something's a little different,
00:04 'cause nobody's buying.
00:06 At least not from me.
00:07 Another dealer on our turf.
00:09 She appeared to be in her 20s.
00:10 Really long peaches, but on a tiny, tiny head.
00:13 Kind of like a praying mantis woman.
00:15 I'm making so many new friends!
00:18 [cheering]
00:19 My name is Katie Marovitch,
00:21 and I have a cocaine problem.
00:25 Obviously.
00:26 Can we get back to the pitch meeting?
00:28 Wait, you guys knew about this?
00:29 Bet you have coke on you right now.
00:30 Fine, yes!
00:31 But I'm gonna get rid of it.
00:33 I want in!
00:35 I know these streets like the wipe of my--
00:37 [siren]
00:38 Cops, hide!
00:39 [screams]
00:40 Nothing to worry about here.
00:42 I got this whole situation under control.
00:45 We all have secrets.
00:46 I've got a really big one.
00:48 Katie, it's his knife!
00:49 I should've put something in her ear.
00:51 Got you!
00:52 [music]
00:53 Fake Pablo Escobar?
00:54 You're the fake!
00:55 I'll put her on my Insta story.
00:57 She runs like she has something stuck in her--
00:59 [barking]
01:00 Something smells stinky, and it ain't my diaper.
01:03 This war has become personal.
01:05 I didn't get to use the bathroom.
01:07 Stop talking!
01:08 Ooh, you sound hot.
01:10 Are you hot?
01:11 [music]
01:13 Let's f--k it up.
01:14 Oh, this is way too big for me.
01:16 Your friend Katie is a drug kingpin.
01:19 [laughter]
01:21 [music]
01:24 you
01:26 [BLANK_AUDIO]