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A trailer for Parcel Corps
Transcript
00:00 [MUSIC]
00:07 Hello, inquisitive viewer.
00:09 My name is Will, Will Barr, and that was an example of a micro-teaser.
00:13 You see, when you're shilling on behalf of an obscure video game developer like Billigood Entertainment,
00:18 you have a finite amount of time to explain why discerning intellectual players such as yourself
00:24 should be excited about being thrust into the exciting high-octane world of Parcel Corps.
00:32 That's right, escape the mundanity of daily life and slip into the spandex of one of our many colourful bicycle messengers.
00:38 Embrace the gig economy and forget the security, stable salary, and basic workplace rights less cool jobs offer
00:44 as you race through town, weaving through alleys, defying gravity as you ride up walls, leap from rooftops, startle pigeons.
00:50 Well, it's kind of like a career in video game development, except without all the cool traversal stuff.
00:56 So yeah, really just the exploitation.
00:59 [MUSIC]
01:01 But I digress.
01:03 Sign a casual work agreement with one of three rival courier corporations,
01:06 all vying to become the most profitable business in town.
01:09 But be warned, a maniacal scheme is afoot that threatens more than just the business model our protagonists operate under.
01:14 [SLAP]
01:16 So it's up to you, bicycle courier, to deliver this footlong grilled chicken, cheese, and chorizo melt and save the world.
01:25 [MUSIC]
01:29 (whooshing)