Watch the official “Mean Marge” from the FOX drama series 9-1-1: Lone Star, created by Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk and Tim Minear.
9-1-1: Lone Star Cast:
Rob Lowe, Liv Tyler, Ronen Rubinstein, Sierra McClain, Jim Parrack, Natacha Karam, Brian Michael Smith, Rafael L. Silva, Julian Works, Gina Torres, Brianna Baker, Kelsey Yates and Skyler Yates
Stream 9-1-1: Lone Star now on FOX!
9-1-1: Lone Star Cast:
Rob Lowe, Liv Tyler, Ronen Rubinstein, Sierra McClain, Jim Parrack, Natacha Karam, Brian Michael Smith, Rafael L. Silva, Julian Works, Gina Torres, Brianna Baker, Kelsey Yates and Skyler Yates
Stream 9-1-1: Lone Star now on FOX!
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00:00 -Strike two.
00:03 -Hell hands.
00:06 [ Bell dings ]
00:08 [ Glass shatters ]
00:10 ♪♪♪♪
00:12 -You decapitated Mr. Jinxy.
00:14 -Sorry, Miss Mooney. Tanner hit a foul ball.
00:17 Didn't I? It was a bad throw.
00:19 May we have our ball back, please?
00:21 -It's not your ball anymore. You know the rules.
00:24 My yard, my ball.
00:26 -Mean Marge is the worst.
00:29 ♪♪♪♪
00:32 -We're never getting that ball back.
00:35 -Nope.
00:36 -That was our last ball. What now?
00:40 ♪♪♪♪
00:42 -Something better than a ball.
00:45 ♪♪♪♪
00:47 -Okay, this is a terrible idea.
00:49 -Won't you stop being such a wuss?
00:53 ♪♪♪♪
00:57 -Bye-bye, Mr. Army Man.
00:59 -Boys! -Get him!
01:01 -A woman ought to feel safe in her own backyard.
01:03 -Ma'am, I would really suggest you to try to calm down.
01:06 -I'm not gonna calm down until you arrest those hooligans.
01:09 They did this on purpose.
01:10 -Margaret, it was an accident.
01:11 Sam's is not even that good of a shot.
01:13 -Ha! Officer, do your duty.
01:15 -Ma'am, there are more pressing things to worry about, okay?
01:17 Captain Vig and her team are gonna take a look at you now, okay?
01:19 -Hey, I'm Tommy. I hear you got nicked by him.
01:23 Okay.
01:24 Am I crazy, or is that not going straight through her jugular?
01:28 -No, she looks that way.
01:29 -How is there barely any blood?
01:31 -I have no idea.
01:32 Margaret, we're gonna take a good look at you right now, okay?
01:35 Nancy, get her on a life pack.
01:36 T.K., let's get her seated. -Yeah.
01:38 -You'll take her ABCs.
01:40 Here we go.
01:41 ♪♪♪♪
01:44 -This is the last thing your demon spawn ever send over that fence.
01:47 I'm gonna shoo you out of house and home.
01:49 -Ma'am, words cannot express how critical it is.
01:53 For you to just be still.
01:56 -Nance, BP is rock solid.
01:57 -So is her breathing, Cap.
01:58 -How is that possible?
01:59 -She's made of stone.
02:00 Okay, sir, I'm gonna ask you to come back here.
02:04 -Ma'am, do you feel any numbness or tingling?
02:07 -No.
02:08 ♪♪♪♪
02:14 -Ma'am, when's the last time you saw a doctor?
02:17 -I don't do doctors.
02:18 If there's nothing wrong with you when you go in,
02:20 there will be when you come out.
02:22 -All right, well, I think it's time you give one a shot.
02:27 -Um, the reason this arrow didn't kill you
02:29 is because something kept it from hitting your carotid.
02:33 I'm feeling a mass.
02:36 I think it's a tumor.
02:38 -A tumor?
02:40 As in a cancer tumor?
02:42 -Well, you need to see a doctor to be sure.
02:44 But given where it is, it's highly likely.
02:48 -Am I gonna die?
02:49 -Actually, if you get it treated,
02:52 chances are you'll be just fine.
02:54 But I wouldn't let it go much longer.
02:56 -So the cancer just saved my life?
02:59 -I think those boys saved your life
03:03 by pointing an arrow right at the problem.
03:06 Nancy, keep an eye on her vitals.
03:08 TK, let's secure the arrow.
03:09 Wrap some curl-ex around it. -Copy.
03:11 -Get her ready for travel.
03:13 ♪♪
03:19 -Whoa, whoa, whoa, please stop. Please stop.
03:22 -We're sorry.
03:24 -I'm--I'm sorry, too.
03:26 Officer? -Yep?
03:28 -There's a large bin in my backyard.
03:31 Would you see to it that these boys get it?
03:33 -Sure. -And, uh, would you make sure
03:35 that all the neighborhood children
03:36 get back anything that belongs to them?
03:38 -You mean it? -Yes.
03:40 And when you next hit something into my backyard,
03:43 when you come to get it,
03:44 would you stay for a glass of juice?
03:47 -We can do that.
03:51 -All right.
03:53 ♪♪
04:06 -Well, I guess she's not pressing charges.
04:09 Or her luck.
04:11 ♪♪
04:17 (upbeat music)