Aired (August 6, 2023): ‘Yung whistleblower ka pero late kang dumating kaya sa reception ka na lang nagpasabog, paano na ang bride at groom? Matinding rambolan ito, mga Ka-Babol!
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00:00 [knocking]
00:09 What is he doing?
00:10 [knocking]
00:12 Miss!
00:13 What's your problem?
00:15 I can't open this car.
00:19 I need to get the laptop inside.
00:29 I need to get the laptop inside.
00:32 Do you have a duplicate?
00:34 No.
00:36 You know, there are a lot of cars that are left here.
00:44 That's why I'm always looking around.
00:47 But don't worry, I'll take care of it.
00:52 I don't want to open it.
00:54 Really?
00:55 How?
00:57 I'll open it.
00:58 This is the only thing I have.
01:03 Hook?
01:04 Yes.
01:05 That's amazing.
01:07 I'll just hook it.
01:08 Excuse me, I'll just open it.
01:10 Okay.
01:11 Wow, you're good.
01:25 Thank you.
01:26 Here.
01:27 Here's your laptop.
01:31 Thank you.
01:34 Is it okay?
01:36 Yes, it's okay.
01:38 Thank you.
01:40 Don't worry about me.
01:43 I'll just eat whatever you give me.
01:47 Are you sure?
01:49 You're asking for too much.
01:51 Who is this?
01:54 He's the owner of the car!
01:56 Good evening!
02:06 Good evening!
02:07 You might be wondering why we're here formally.
02:09 It's simple.
02:10 Because today, you have a wedding and you're invited.
02:14 I'm the one who's getting married.
02:23 I can't hear you.
02:24 Enough! I can't take this anymore!
02:29 Stop this nonsense! Stop it!
02:33 Wait, wait.
02:35 Why?
02:36 Why?
02:37 You've been being fooled by that woman for a long time.
02:40 They're in a relationship with your best man!
02:44 That's not true!
02:48 I can't do that to my best friend!
02:53 Wait, you were supposed to be at the church earlier.
02:57 I'm sorry, I got lost.
02:59 That's why I'm here at the reception.
03:01 She got lost.
03:03 Wait, wait.
03:04 Why did you say that they're in a relationship with my best man?
03:08 Because I saw them on vacation at the beach!
03:11 And they were sleeping in the same room.
03:14 Same room?
03:16 I told you not to get married to him!
03:20 I should've been the one who got married!
03:22 Did you see that?
03:25 We all saw the truth that my bridesmaid,
03:29 and my husband, are in a relationship for a long time!
03:34 Hey, hey, hey!
03:35 You! You were the one who was fooled first!
03:39 I've been noticing for a long time that you two are in a relationship!
03:41 Them?
03:43 You're the one who's in a relationship!
03:46 You were the one who was fooled first!
03:48 You!
03:50 You're the one who was fooled first!
03:51 Hey, who's that?
03:52 Don't shout at her!
03:53 Hey, you!
03:55 Don't shout at her, too!
03:58 If you don't want us to get confused,
04:01 You think I won't push you?
04:06 Hey, hey, hey!
04:07 Wait, wait, wait!
04:09 It's like there's no one here.
04:15 Hey, where are you?
04:16 One more!
04:17 Wait, wait, wait!
04:21 You really want this?
04:24 Family!
04:25 Family!
04:26 Wait!
04:27 You want family?
04:28 Wait! You're forgetting that I have a family, too!
04:31 Oh, is that so?
04:32 Family!
04:33 Hey, come here!
04:34 You're a fool!
04:36 I'll push you!
04:39 You're a fool!
04:40 I'll push you!
04:41 You're a fool!
04:43 You're a fool!
04:45 Hey, you're a fool!
04:46 You're a fool!
04:47 Hey, hey, hey!
04:51 Come here!
04:52 Hey, you're making my face wet!
04:56 Hey, you!
05:01 Hey, hey, hey!
05:03 Wait!
05:05 Wait!
05:06 Hey, hey, wait!
05:07 Why?
05:08 My two friends are holding hands!
05:10 Hey, wait!
05:14 Wait!
05:15 We're giving you a gift again because it's Sunday night!
05:20 Family!
05:22 Wait!
05:26 Hey, come here!
05:29 Come here!
05:30 Come here!
05:33 It's like you're missing from the house!
05:40 Okay, let's welcome our guests, Matt Lozano!
05:45 Kelvin Miranda!
05:48 And, wait!
05:51 And Bianca Umali!
05:53 Wait, wait!
05:57 Wait, I noticed something.
05:59 You're too small!
06:01 You're too small!
06:03 I need to welcome Bianca properly!
06:05 Okay!
06:06 Okay!
06:09 Okay, just enjoy yourselves!
06:11 Welcome to...
06:12 Sotto Bianco!
06:15 Let's go!
06:16 Let's go!
06:17 Don't forget to eat!
06:42 Okay, dad.
06:44 How are you?
06:45 Don't worry about me.
06:48 I'm okay.
06:49 Dad,
07:02 this is for you.
07:04 Why?
07:07 You did the same to me when I didn't have a job yet.
07:13 I need to save up so I can eat.
07:15 So,
07:16 here.
07:17 Eat this.
07:18 But, dad, I can't accept this.
07:20 It's okay, dad.
07:24 This is free.
07:25 Go ahead.
07:26 Even if you don't want it, I can't eat it.
07:29 Why, dad?
07:30 Because I'm a vegetarian.
07:33 Thank you, good night!
07:41 Bye, guys!
07:42 Thank you!
07:43 Hi, Miss Rhea!
07:49 I'm so sorry!
07:51 I don't know who you are.
07:53 You can't come in here.
07:55 Is that so?
07:57 Okay,
07:58 you can clean my dressing room.
08:00 I'm so sorry.
08:04 Now, I know who you are.
08:07 Come back!
08:08 Come back!
08:10 [PBL - Bukit Tugas]
08:13 [PBL - Bukit Tugas]
08:17 [PBL - Bukit Tugas]
08:20 [PBL - Bukit Tugas]
08:23 [PBL - Bukit Tugas]
08:26 [PBL - Bukit Tugas]
08:29 [PBL - Bukit Tugas]
08:32 [PBL - Bukit Tugas]
08:35 [PBL - Bukit Tugas]
08:38 [PBL - Bukit Tugas]
08:41 [PBL - Bukit Tugas]
08:44 [PBL - Bukit Tugas]
08:47 [PBL - Bukit Tugas]
08:50 [PBL - Bukit Tugas]
08:53 Hello.
09:04 Mr. Santo.
09:05 Hi, hello.
09:06 Good day. Make yourself comfortable.
09:08 Thank you, thank you, thank you, Doc.
09:10 Thank you for seeing me, Doc.
09:13 You know,
09:14 I really need to talk to you.
09:16 Of course, Mr. Santos.
09:17 That's what I'm here for.
09:18 Now tell me,
09:19 what's the problem?
09:21 Ah, Doc, you know, I'm like,
09:24 I'm depressed.
09:26 You know, the feeling of being alone,
09:30 I feel so alone.
09:31 It's so sad to be alone.
09:33 Come in.
09:35 Excuse me, Doc.
09:36 Sir,
09:38 can you please fix your car outside?
09:45 Guard,
09:46 my session just started.
09:48 Can you please go outside?
09:50 Sir,
09:53 what's the problem?
09:55 Yes,
09:58 the problem
10:01 is that I have a lot of people, Doc.
10:05 My wife is leaving me.
10:10 Excuse me, Guard,
10:11 I'm here.
10:13 I'm here with my partner.
10:16 Because he said that
10:20 the construction is making more money.
10:23 Guard, can you please leave?
10:25 I'm here.
10:26 It's so hard, Doc.
10:27 I can't accept it.
10:29 It's so hard, Doc.
10:31 It's so painful, Doc.
10:32 Can you please stand up?
10:33 Mr. Santos, please let him go.
10:35 You know,
10:36 the feeling of being alone,
10:38 it's so hard.
10:40 It's so hard.
10:41 Maybe,
10:48 you should leave first.
10:49 Because…
10:50 Mr. Santos,
10:51 I'm sorry.
10:52 I think it's better
10:54 if you leave first.
10:55 I'll leave.
10:56 You don't want your car,
10:57 please leave.
10:58 No, I'll leave.
10:59 Wait, wait.
11:00 No, no.
11:01 Let me go.
11:02 I won't leave.
11:03 Why won't you leave?
11:05 I won't leave because
11:06 I feel you.
11:09 I don't want to feel alone.
11:10 But don't worry,
11:12 I'm here.
11:13 We're two now.
11:14 I'm here.
11:16 I'm okay.
11:17 I'm okay.
11:19 I'm here.
11:20 Thanks, sir.
11:36 I'll serve your orders in a while.
11:38 Okay.
11:39 Hey, Beshy.
11:42 Thanks for meeting with me.
11:45 You know,
11:46 I'm bored at home.
11:47 It's good that you're not busy.
11:50 Not really.
11:52 You know,
11:53 I'll make time for you.
11:54 Thank you, ma'am.
11:56 It's good that you're spending time with me.
11:58 Char.
12:00 You're so mean, Beshy.
12:05 I'm just being a good friend.
12:07 Because
12:08 I know that
12:09 you're always
12:11 clingy.
12:12 Char!
12:14 Oh, no.
12:17 I'm not clingy.
12:19 I'm just saving.
12:21 Because a lot of people are depending on me.
12:23 It's good that you're single.
12:25 It's just that
12:26 when you get older,
12:28 you'll be alone and lonely.
12:30 Char.
12:32 You know, Beshy,
12:36 I'm no longer single.
12:38 I'll tell you this.
12:41 George and I are together!
12:44 George?
12:45 George!
12:46 George is so handsome!
12:48 George is so hot!
12:49 You're so hot!
12:50 You're so cute together!
12:51 Oh, thank you, Beshy!
12:52 Oh, my God!
12:53 It's good that he's not looking at my looks.
12:55 Char.
12:58 Anyway, Beshy,
13:02 how are you?
13:05 I heard
13:06 that you don't have work right now.
13:08 Do you want me to refer you to my uncle?
13:11 Because
13:12 they accept you
13:14 even though you don't have many skills.
13:16 Char!
13:19 I'm good.
13:23 You know what?
13:24 I'm good.
13:25 I don't have work,
13:26 but I have online business.
13:28 I don't want to rely on other people's help.
13:30 But I heard
13:33 that you got accepted to New Work.
13:35 Oh, yes!
13:36 You know, I was so surprised.
13:38 Their standards are so high.
13:40 Like, so high.
13:41 Yeah, I know. I know.
13:42 But your uncle owns it.
13:44 So, I can't do anything if you get accepted.
13:46 Char!
13:48 You have a lot of orders.
13:53 What's here?
13:54 Sir,
14:00 can I have a paper straw?
14:03 Yeah, can we have a metal fork?
14:05 Because we don't like plastics.
14:07 Right, Beshy?
14:08 Right, Beshy.
14:09 We don't like plastic, right?
14:12 Char!
14:14 Thank you.
14:23 Good night.
14:24 Bye, guys.
14:25 Thank you.
14:26 Bye.
14:27 Bye.
14:28 Hi, Miss Rhea.
14:32 Who are you?
14:34 I'm so sorry.
14:36 You can't come in here.
14:38 I don't know who you are.
14:40 Oh, I see.
14:42 When I ask you for money,
14:45 you suddenly admit it.
14:47 Who am I?
14:51 What am I doing here?
14:53 [music]
15:15 Hey!
15:17 Hey!
15:19 Hey, answer me!
15:23 Oh, wait. This is a puppet.
15:25 Hey!
15:34 Where are we?
15:36 Huh?
15:37 What do you mean where are we?
15:38 You brought us here.
15:40 Me?
15:41 I don't remember.
15:43 You were drunk last night.
15:45 I was really drunk.
15:47 How?
15:48 I remember you were staring at me.
15:51 Yes!
15:52 How can I be drunk when you were staring at me?
15:55 I did that to make you feel better.
15:59 I feel better?
16:00 Yes!
16:01 Why?
16:03 Because you're weak.
16:04 You don't want to discard Laila.
16:07 Who?
16:08 Who's Laila?
16:10 Laila!
16:11 The sexy one.
16:12 Oh, the sexy one.
16:13 Yes, the sexy girl we talked about in the bar last night.
16:17 Oh, yes.
16:19 I remember now, but where are we?
16:22 We're here, at her house.
16:25 This is her house?
16:27 We're sleeping here?
16:28 Yes!
16:29 Why are we sleeping here?
16:31 Eh, you were really drunk.
16:33 You couldn't drive.
16:34 That's why she said she'll just take us.
16:39 Now, we're here at her house.
16:42 Really?
16:43 Why didn't I know that?
16:45 Why didn't I remember?
16:46 I don't know about you.
16:47 You're always drunk.
16:49 I'm not ashamed.
16:50 You're not ashamed?
16:51 You're always drunk, now you're ashamed?
16:53 No, because she's a girl, right?
16:55 Hi!
16:56 Oh, hi!
16:57 Good morning!
16:59 Good morning!
17:01 I'm sorry, I'm already sleeping here.
17:06 That's okay.
17:07 Actually, how are you?
17:10 I'm okay.
17:11 Good morning!
17:13 How mean!
17:16 Who are you?
17:17 Honey.
17:18 Me?
17:19 I'm the honey?
17:20 Honey, honey, I'm your honey?
17:23 No, you?
17:24 I'm sorry.
17:25 Honey.
17:28 I told you.
17:29 You bring a guy here when I'm not around?
17:33 No, no, no, that's not it.
17:35 I'm just passing by.
17:37 You're just passing by?
17:38 Yes.
17:39 Is that so? Wait.
17:40 Wait.
17:41 Honey.
17:43 Who are you?
17:44 I'm your honey?
17:45 No, no, no, that's not it.
17:46 I'll kill you.
17:47 Wait, wait.
17:48 You're talking to your honey?
17:49 You're talking to your honey?
17:50 I'll kill you.
17:51 I'll kill you.
17:52 Honey, honey, he's not here.
17:55 What?
18:07 They're gone?
18:08 Gone?
18:13 So, can I go in?
18:15 Sure, babe.
18:16 Let's go.
18:18 Let's go.
18:21 You look cute.
18:28 Thank you.
18:29 Bye.
18:45 Thank you.
18:46 Good night.
18:47 Good night.
18:48 Thank you.
18:49 Bye.
18:50 Hi, Miss Rhea.
18:57 Who are you?
18:58 I'm sorry, you can't go in here.
19:01 I don't know who you are.
19:03 But I have to go inside.
19:06 I don't know who you are.
19:09 You cannot be back here if you are not on the guest list.
19:12 Excuse me.
19:15 I'm not allowed to take pictures.
19:17 Why do you have to go inside?
19:19 I'm the next one to use the dressing room.
19:22 So, get out.
19:23 Get out.
19:26 Get out.
19:27 Stop it, babe.
19:28 Excuse me.
19:35 Who are you?
19:36 Can you go in?
19:37 Get out.
19:38 Sir, sir.
19:41 They're inside, sir.
19:43 There, there.
19:44 They're inside.
19:45 My son.
19:47 Wait, wait.
19:48 Tell me, what's going on here?
19:52 Our son was hostaged by the neighbors.
19:56 They've been inside the room for a while now.
19:58 They don't want to come out.
19:59 Okay, okay.
20:02 I'll take care of this.
20:03 You just stay inside.
20:04 We'll surround your house.
20:06 And I'll negotiate with the hostage taker.
20:09 Thank you.
20:11 Son.
20:12 Son.
20:14 Son.
20:16 Get out.
20:17 Get out.
20:18 You're just like that.
20:25 And don't force me to come out.
20:28 Or else, I'll blow your son's head off in front of the followers.
20:32 Followers?
20:37 Followers?
20:38 Wait, sir.
20:39 Sir.
20:40 How will we know if our son is still alive?
20:43 That's right.
20:46 Son?
20:47 Son?
20:48 Mom, Dad.
20:49 My son was hostaged.
20:50 Son, son.
20:51 Son, son.
20:52 Son, son.
20:53 That's our son.
20:54 That's our son.
20:55 He's our son.
20:56 You've seen him.
21:01 You've heard him well.
21:03 Give me 10 million.
21:06 And if you don't give me 10 million,
21:09 I'll blow your son's head off.
21:12 Son.
21:13 Sir.
21:18 Where will I get that kind of money?
21:21 That's right.
21:23 I don't care.
21:27 Just give me what I want.
21:29 Or else, I'll hurt your son.
21:31 Sir, what are you doing?
21:36 Sir, sir.
21:39 What are we going to do?
21:41 Wait, wait.
21:42 I have an idea.
21:43 What idea?
21:44 But,
21:45 your son might get hurt.
21:47 How about we throw a tear gas at them?
21:50 What?
21:51 No, no, no.
21:53 Sir.
21:54 If you have to do it,
21:55 just do it.
21:56 We'll just let the animal escape.
21:59 It's a hostage-taker.
22:00 Okay, okay.
22:01 Men.
22:02 I'll get a tear gas.
22:04 Right now.
22:07 Wait, wait.
22:09 Okay, sir.
22:10 Hurry up, sir.
22:11 What if my son gets hurt?
22:13 Our son will be okay.
22:15 Wait, wait.
22:16 Stay there.
22:18 Okay.
22:19 This is a bit painful.
22:21 Sir.
22:22 I got your money.
22:27 Just half of it.
22:29 But, you can have this.
22:30 Here.
22:39 Thank you.
22:40 Mommy.
22:45 My eye.
22:47 Help me, guys.
22:51 Look.
22:52 They're killing us here.
22:54 Their son might get hurt.
22:58 My son.
23:01 Sir, what's that?
23:03 Our son might get hurt.
23:05 But, you didn't let the hostage-taker escape.
23:08 I gave him tear gas,
23:10 but he didn't want to come out.
23:12 I need to call Special Agent Santos.
23:15 Special Agent Santos?
23:17 Special Agent Santos, Special Agent Santos, come in.
23:20 You need to come here.
23:21 Special Agent Santos.
23:22 Special Agent.
23:24 Here he is.
23:27 Who's that?
23:32 Is that him?
23:33 That's him.
23:34 He's Special Agent Santos.
23:36 He's a double agent.
23:38 Agent?
23:39 This is the police.
23:42 There's nothing we can do.
23:44 And you?
23:45 What can you do to get our son back?
23:48 I'm good at tech.
23:52 Tech?
23:54 What tech are you talking about?
23:56 Can you see this Wi-Fi router?
24:01 Oh.
24:02 I love you, mommy.
24:11 Daddy.
24:12 Who's the one who's using Wi-Fi?
24:17 My followers have no signal.
24:19 Who?
24:21 Catch him.
24:22 You think you can get us?
24:25 See? Your followers are scared.
24:27 Come on, Special Agent.
24:28 I'll call you back.
24:29 I'm so scared.
24:35 I'm scared.
24:36 I'm scared.
24:37 I'm scared.
24:38 I'm scared.
24:39 I'm scared.
24:40 I'm scared.
24:41 I'm scared.
24:42 I'm scared.
24:43 I'm scared.
24:44 I'm scared.
24:45 I'm scared.
24:46 I'm scared.
24:47 I'm scared.
24:48 I'm scared.
24:49 I'm scared.
24:50 I'm scared.
24:51 I'm scared.
24:52 I'm scared.
24:53 I'm scared.
24:54 Bye, guys.
24:56 Thank you.
24:57 Bye.
24:58 Thank you.
24:59 Bye.
25:00 Hi.
25:06 Who are you?
25:08 I'm so sorry.
25:10 I don't know you.
25:11 You can't come in here.
25:13 I don't know who you are.
25:15 Actually,
25:17 I don't know you either.
25:19 I just came in because I'm asking.
25:22 What are you asking?
25:25 I'm asking if you know me.
25:28 I don't know myself.
25:31 I don't know what's happening.
25:33 Mommy.
25:35 You forced me.
25:37 Guard?
25:39 Guard!
25:41 Please come in!
25:42 Guard!
25:45 Guard!
25:46 Guard!
25:47 Guard!
25:48 Guard!
25:49 Guard!
25:50 Guard!
25:51 Guard!
25:52 Guard!
25:54 Guard!
25:55 Guard!
25:56 Guard!
25:57 Guard!
25:58 Guard!
25:59 Guard!
26:00 Guard!
26:02 Hey, where did you hit me?
26:04 My ex!
26:05 I just realized that
26:08 you're ugly when I don't love you.
26:13 Kawaii Kawaii Kawaii!
26:19 Wow, I didn't know that the previous man got married.
26:27 I thought you were going to be loving me for the rest of my life…
26:29 Turns out, it's just for a half due.
26:41 Kawaii Kawaii to my ex!
26:43 Don't be too cocky with your condom.
26:46 It will be a bear if I return all the things I gave you.
26:50 Kawaii Kawaii to my ex!
27:05 Don't be too cocky with the things you're chasing.
27:08 Remember, if you're going to sell an item,
27:11 sell it well.
27:13 Well, Kawaii Kawaii to my ex!
27:28 You're like a Wi-Fi.
27:30 It's hard to forget, but it's easy to replace.
27:34 Oh!
27:36 Kawaii Kawaii to my ex!
27:48 I heard that you always leave the condom in the bathroom and the light in your room.
27:53 I'm not asking anymore.
27:54 You wasted me.
27:56 [Music]
28:14 Hey!
28:16 Kawaii Kawaii!
28:18 Thank you all for coming!
28:20 Join us tonight at Chewing Sunday Night.
28:23 Of course, let's give a round of applause to our guests.
28:26 Matt, Kelvin, and Bianca.
28:28 Thank you very much.
28:31 See you next Sunday here at Bubblegum!
28:35 [Music]
28:53 [Music]
29:20 [Music]