Two men meet in the wild west for a good old fashioned quick draw shoot 'em up situation. | dG1fdDRQTlUtdk9FQlk
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00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 - Late?
00:16 I said high noon.
00:17 It is low three.
00:19 305.
00:22 - Sorry, traffic.
00:24 - I demand satisfaction.
00:29 Listen up, you son of something derogatory.
00:31 We are gonna have ourselves a good old fashioned
00:34 shoot nanny.
00:36 It's like a hoot nanny, but it's got more shoot.
00:39 This town is not big enough for the two of us.
00:42 - What town?
00:42 - Don't worry, you pretty little ugly head.
00:46 I will find a town that is not big enough
00:49 for the two of us, okay?
00:51 - Why not find a town that is big enough?
00:53 Maybe just two towns.
00:54 - Because I don't like you.
00:56 - I'm likable.
00:57 I'm just so pumped up for this, okay?
00:59 I wanna have a good old fashioned standoff,
01:02 quick draw, shoot 'em up situation.
01:05 I took the day off from work for this.
01:06 Do not blow this for me, man, okay?
01:08 - Fine.
01:09 - Right.
01:10 On the count of three, we both draw.
01:13 - Nah, that's not fair.
01:14 What if you count off on me to throw me off?
01:16 Like one, two, three.
01:19 (gunshot)
01:20 What the hell, man?
01:21 - You counted to three.
01:22 - As an example of how not to do this.
01:26 (gunshot)
01:27 Jerk.
01:28 - All right.
01:30 I deserve that.
01:31 - Okay, we walk 10 paces, turn around, then shoot.
01:36 Got it?
01:36 - Got it.
01:37 - Okay.
01:38 One, two, three.
01:42 (gunshot)
01:43 Dude!
01:44 - You counted to three.
01:46 - 10!
01:47 10 paces!
01:48 (gunshot)
01:49 (screams)
01:50 - All right, I think I got this.
01:53 We each walk 10 paces, then we turn and shoot.
01:58 - Right.
01:59 - All right, let's go.
02:01 - One, two, three, four, five.
02:06 (gunshot)
02:07 That's still not 10!
02:09 - Yeah, it was.
02:10 I walked 10 steps.
02:12 - You have to walk the same rate as me.
02:14 - I can't see you.
02:15 I don't know what kind of rate you're walking at.
02:17 - I was counting my paces.
02:20 - I thought we weren't supposed to count.
02:22 - I got this.
02:25 All right, so I got this countdown app on my phone.
02:27 When it reaches zero, we shoot.
02:30 - Okay.
02:31 - Okay.
02:31 (upbeat music)
02:32 - 10, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two.
02:37 - I think your phone's dead.
02:49 - No, the battery's just low.
02:50 (gunshot)
02:51 - What the?
02:53 That was...
02:54 Fine, count to three.
02:55 - Ha, yeah.
02:57 All right.
02:58 One, two, three.
03:02 (gunshots)
03:04 You dead?
03:15 - No.
03:16 You?
03:18 - No.
03:20 (gunshots)
03:23 - What about now?
03:26 Hello?
03:28 - What?
03:31 Oh, yeah, I'm still here.
03:34 - You scared me.
03:35 - Sorry.
03:36 - Wanna do this again next week?
03:38 - Yeah, I'm free on Thursday.
03:40 - Cool, me too.
03:42 - You wanna be pirates next time?
03:44 - Yeah, that sounds awesome.
03:46 - All right.
03:47 - Yeah.
03:49 - Say, "Mom, I said hi."
03:51 - She hates you.
03:52 [BLANK_AUDIO]