• last year
Mourning his past relationship, heartbroken college senior Austin Caldwell becomes obsessed with the "Big Break" song co | dG1fdF85UUh6dDJDa0U
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00:00 What should my stance be?
00:02 That's... I mean, don't hold your dick, but that looks good.
00:06 Stop holding your dick, I said.
00:07 Don't open wider.
00:09 I miss her so much, man. She was my best friend.
00:12 You broke up with her.
00:13 She's always been cooler than me.
00:14 You broke up with her.
00:15 She seemed so happy without me.
00:17 You broke up.
00:17 Will you stop fucking saying that?
00:19 I'm gonna go make some fucking beats.
00:22 And I'm gonna win that goddamn competition.
00:25 And Eve's not gonna have to worry about me anymore
00:28 when I'm fucking swimming in cash,
00:31 making beats with Knowledge,
00:33 getting lunch with Diddy,
00:35 and those guys.
00:37 So, um, you working on a new song?
00:40 This is gonna be my absolute final take
00:43 before I blow my brains out.
00:46 Uh, yeah, for the competition.
00:48 It's not done yet.
00:49 If you're gonna bob your head to that,
00:50 then it's like you're bobbing your head at nothing.
00:52 I'm trying to help you out.
00:53 I don't need a yes man.
00:54 She unfollowed me on Spotify.
00:56 Dude, your spot is stalking her?
00:58 I didn't even know that was a thing.
01:00 Well, I'm no fucking winner.
01:02 So?
01:03 Nobody's a winner at 22.
01:05 What about Steve Lacey?
01:06 Okay, except for Steve Lacey.
01:08 [music]
01:10 Boom!
01:12 I told you you still have it.
01:14 Don't you feel better?
01:16 No, not really.
01:18 [music]
01:20 (whispering)