adorocinema
  • last year
Transcript
00:00 (upbeat music)
00:05 - I'm your sister.
00:05 - I know, but you know what a bitch she is.
00:08 (knocking)
00:10 - Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
00:11 - Aunt Hilda is never gonna write us into her will.
00:13 She doesn't even like us.
00:14 - She doesn't like anybody.
00:15 In case you haven't noticed,
00:16 our business is going down the tubes
00:18 and our lives are falling apart.
00:19 Let's go get rich from that dying old bitch.
00:22 (upbeat music)
00:23 - Aunt Hilda?
00:24 - Come on in!
00:25 - We heard you weren't well.
00:27 - How do you think this out of you two
00:28 is gonna cheer me up?
00:30 Are you dim?
00:30 - Oh, cousin Beatrice is here.
00:33 - From New York, huh?
00:34 - And she thinks that the sun shines out of my ass.
00:37 - We know why you're here.
00:39 - Do you think we look like idiots?
00:40 - Do you really want me to answer that question?
00:43 - Hey, cousins!
00:45 What's up?
00:46 - No!
00:47 - I wouldn't lose touch with Aunt Hilda.
00:48 I'm not a complete idiot.
00:50 - Macy, Percy, you are looking right in, right in fine.
00:54 - So rich or--
00:55 - Call me Dick, I like Dick better.
00:56 - Dick.
00:57 - Oh, you like Dick now?
00:58 - I prefer Dick.
00:59 - You seem to have caught the sun today, Hilda.
01:00 You've got a little bit of glow.
01:02 - It's John Dixon.
01:04 - It looks good on you.
01:05 - We need to keep an eye on Beatrice and Dick.
01:09 They're trying to take our money.
01:11 - I was just out buying flowers for my favorite aunt.
01:14 - Oh, thank you.
01:15 - Yeah, I'm ready to go up to bed.
01:18 - Wait until the Macy and I can take one of those.
01:21 - I thought I'd make you a photo album.
01:22 - I had such a crush on Bill Dunbar.
01:25 - I'll probably never feel a man inside me again.
01:28 - If I wasn't your nephew,
01:29 I'd be only too happy to be inside you.
01:32 - If we get her laid by her high school crush,
01:35 we have a shot.
01:36 - Have you ever thought about sex with an older woman?
01:39 (growling)
01:41 - I'm not gonna do it.
01:42 - You are so selfish.
01:45 (upbeat music)
01:47 - Richard.
01:54 (laughing)
01:56 - Just have fun with it.
01:57 (screaming)
01:59 - I have completely lost sight of what we're doing here.
02:03 (screaming)
02:07 - What the hell is wrong with you people?
02:09 - We have always had a thing, you and me.
02:12 - Our thing being that we're in the same family.
02:14 - We were just cousins.
02:15 Cousins are fair game.
02:16 Maybe even have some kids.
02:18 Not naturally, you know, in case they came out weird.
02:21 (dramatic music)