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00:00 [music]
00:03 [birds chirping]
00:06 [music]
00:11 [dog barking]
00:13 [doorbell rings]
00:15 [music]
00:28 Hey Barry, will this make a great window or what?
00:32 Yeah, and you look pretty good in there.
00:35 Hey, wait up! This is our best thing.
00:38 Come on Vernon!
00:40 Let me introduce you to my Junkyard Gang.
00:44 We're the greatest combination since the world began.
00:47 I can't believe the way it all hangs together.
00:50 One kid's trash is another kid's treasure.
00:53 Junkyard, Junkyard Gang.
00:57 [music]
00:59 Junkyard, we're the Junkyard Gang.
01:03 [music]
01:06 [gasp]
01:07 [music]
01:09 [scream]
01:11 [music stops]
01:13 Uh oh.
01:15 Just what exactly do you think you're doing?
01:18 In case you've forgotten, this is a public sidewalk.
01:21 Mm-hmm.
01:22 And you shouldn't be using a public sidewalk to take this--
01:25 Garbage.
01:26 Yes, thank you. This garbage to--
01:28 This is not garbage. It's, uh, it's--
01:30 Junk.
01:31 Ooh! Excuse us.
01:34 And what, may we ask, is all this junk for?
01:37 Hmm?
01:38 We're gonna use this stuff to build a clubhouse.
01:41 Vernon!
01:43 A clubhouse?
01:45 [laughter]
01:46 How fabulous!
01:48 Hey, you guys can help too if you want.
01:51 Ooh! Could we?
01:53 We'll have to think about it.
01:55 And we'll let you know.
01:57 Sure! See you later!
02:00 Come on, Vernon.
02:02 You think they really will come by later?
02:04 [music]
02:13 Work? What kind of work?
02:15 We're gonna build a clubhouse in Ferry's backyard.
02:18 Yeah! And we found all this great stuff!
02:21 Hey! Do you guys want to help?
02:24 Vernon!
02:25 That sounds great.
02:27 Actually, I think Vernon was using it more just Nick and Billy.
02:31 You know, the guys. Right, Vernon?
02:34 Ow! Well, really.
02:36 Since when is building just boys' work?
02:39 Since-- since forever.
02:41 It's always been hammering, sawing, you know, with tools.
02:45 That's right, Mary Beth. And it's gonna be up in a tree.
02:48 Way up in a tree.
02:51 A really high tree?
02:53 And everybody knows that tree climbing is boys' work.
02:57 It's not just about climbing.
02:59 Boys are builders. You just don't get it.
03:02 Oh, I get it, all right.
03:04 For your information, girls can build and climb just as well as boys.
03:07 Maybe better.
03:08 Yeah, you wanna make a bet?
03:10 I would love to bet.
03:11 You got it, then. I bet we want to.
03:13 Uh, Barry--
03:14 But six boys can build a better clubhouse than any--
03:17 No, Nick.
03:18 --than any six girls you can come up with.
03:20 That's fine.
03:21 By six o'clock tomorrow night,
03:23 losers buy the winners a pizza.
03:26 We might as well go ahead and order it right now.
03:28 We want everything on it.
03:30 Yeah, except those little fish.
03:32 You're on.
03:33 But I like those little fish on my pizza.
03:38 Hey, Nick.
03:42 What were you trying to tell me back there that was so darn important?
03:46 I was just trying to remind you about Sharena.
03:48 I heard that she's really, you know, that she's pretty good at building things.
03:53 No, I'm not kidding, Sharena.
03:55 That's right, six o'clock tomorrow night.
03:57 Good.
03:58 Me too.
03:59 Yeah.
04:00 See you in a few minutes.
04:01 Bye.
04:02 Hi, Machiko.
04:10 Mary Beth Duncan.
04:11 And do I have something that you're gonna love?
04:14 No, better than that.
04:16 No, even better than that.
04:18 Well, no, not as good as that.
04:20 Easy does it.
04:27 Let her go, Trev.
04:29 Vernon, give us a hand.
04:33 What's the problem up there, you guys?
04:35 It's okay.
04:37 Vernon's just afraid to move.
04:39 He looked down.
04:40 That's generally all it takes.
04:42 He'll be better in a little while.
04:43 No, I won't.
04:45 Look, guys, it's Norma.
05:04 Hey, hey, Norma.
05:07 Hi, Billy.
05:08 What are you doing?
05:10 Just taking measurements.
05:12 Measurements?
05:13 What do you need measurements for?
05:15 Well, it's easier to draw up plans if you have accurate measurements.
05:19 Plans?
05:20 You don't need plans to build a clubhouse.
05:23 We build that without any plans.
05:27 Well, sure, but I really think that--
05:30 It's true, Norma.
05:32 You just find a good limb and start building.
05:34 But I usually find that a little--
05:36 Plans?
05:37 I can't wait to tell Mary they got plans.
05:42 [laughing]
05:44 As a matter of fact, I usually find
05:58 A little forward thinking saves a whole lot of time
06:04 As a general rule, I think you could say
06:09 That a little preparation goes a long, long way
06:13 And they think I'm crazy, I know they think I'm crazy
06:18 And maybe we'll never agree
06:23 They think I'm crazy, I know they think I'm crazy
06:27 How I wish I could make them see
06:31 When it comes to the test, I must do my best
06:36 A little preparation will do it for me
06:41 Hi, Norma. How are you doing?
06:43 Okay, I guess. It's just the boys.
06:48 Boys?
06:49 What's up?
06:50 Well, they think I'm crazy, I know they think I'm crazy
06:55 And maybe we'll never agree
06:58 Can make them see that you're right
07:01 They think I'm crazy, I know they think I'm crazy
07:04 How I wish I could make them see
07:08 When it comes to the test, I must do my best
07:13 A little preparation will do it for me
07:17 A little preparation will do it for me
07:21 Yes, sir!
07:22 A little preparation will do it for me
07:26 [laughing]
07:28 [laughing]
07:43 [laughing]
07:44 That's right! Measurements!
07:46 And, and, wait, I heard that they're waiting for their materials to be delivered!
07:51 [laughing]
07:53 Who do they think is going to deliver materials to a bunch of girls?
07:58 They're building a doll's house!
08:00 Duncan Hardware delivers
08:03 What?
08:04 That's what it says on the side of the truck
08:06 What truck?
08:07 The one down there, the Duncan Hardware truck that's delivering the girls' materials
08:12 You know, Duncan Hardware
08:14 Oh, yeah
08:16 As in Mary Beth Duncan
08:19 Oh, no!
08:21 [music]
08:44 Ready?
08:45 Ready!
08:46 Okay, girls, let's earn ourselves a pizza!
08:49 Yay!
08:52 One portable halogen lamp with cord reel
08:55 Right
08:56 Four variable speed cordless drill drivers
08:59 Check
09:00 This is not looking good
09:03 I told you we'd have to watch out for Sharena
09:06 Wow, they got everything
09:08 We might as well just give up now
09:10 Hey, just 'cause they got a few materials and tools doesn't mean anything
09:14 Somebody still has to do the real building part
09:18 The building is still a boy's work, right guys?
09:21 Sure, Barry
09:23 [boing, boing, boing]
09:27 Hey, over here!
09:29 Hey, are you guys coming over?
09:32 [boing, boing, boing]
09:34 I think they like me
09:37 [boing, boing, boing]
09:40 What do you suppose all that is about?
09:43 I wouldn't know
09:44 Now ask me if I care
09:46 Really?
09:49 Looking good! Are you guys finished?
09:52 No, Sharena, we're not finished
09:55 We're just starting
09:57 Anyhow, this isn't fair
09:59 Mary Beth never said nothing about you working on this
10:02 or her grandfather giving you stuff
10:04 Hey, I'm a girl, and Mary Beth just asked if I'd organize our team
10:08 That's right, and besides, we just borrowed our stuff from the store
10:12 You already had yours, so that makes us even
10:14 It's going to take more than that to make us even, right guys?
10:17 Oh yeah
10:18 Whatever
10:19 Come on, guys, let's show them what we're made of
10:21 Sure!
10:23 [music]
10:29 [panting]
10:31 [boing, boing, boing]
10:34 [music]
10:43 [boing, boing, boing]
10:46 [music]
11:01 [boing, boing, boing]
11:04 [music]
11:22 Look out, girls, 'cause here we come
11:25 We're going to show you how it's done
11:27 Oh yeah
11:28 Might as well pack up and run
11:30 Come on
11:31 'Cause everybody knows we're number one
11:34 Oh yeah
11:35 Oh yeah
11:36 Oh yeah
11:37 Well, pardon us for being rude
11:40 Ooh
11:41 But we don't like your attitude
11:43 Is that so?
11:44 We are here to prove you wrong
11:46 Yeah, right
11:47 So why don't you just move along?
11:50 Oh yeah
11:51 Oh yeah
11:52 Oh yeah, no way, 'cause we can do what you can do
11:55 We can do it better than you
11:57 If you know what's good for you
11:59 Move aside and let us through
12:01 Good, bad, better than best
12:03 We are better than all the rest
12:05 We can do what you can do
12:07 We can do it better than you
12:10 [music]
12:13 Only one of us can win
12:15 That's us
12:16 Bet your boots it won't be them
12:18 Oh yeah
12:19 And one of us will have to lose
12:21 Not us
12:22 I know which one that I would choose
12:25 Oh yeah
12:26 Oh yeah
12:27 Oh yeah
12:28 Oh yeah
12:29 Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
12:33 We're not listening to you
12:37 Good, bad, better than best
12:39 We are better than all the rest
12:41 We can do what you can do
12:43 We can do it better than you
12:46 [music]
12:47 Alright!
12:48 [music]
12:53 [music]
13:00 Lions!
13:02 Crocodiles!
13:04 And spiders!
13:06 I'm scared!
13:08 Sister, we are lost here in darkest Africa
13:13 I fear that I have given up all hope
13:16 [music]
13:19 Alas, surely our fate is sealed
13:23 If only there was someone brave enough to come to our rescue
13:28 Oh, but look! There!
13:30 Hi! I'm the jungle branch here
13:33 Why yes, it's, it's Jungle Vernon!
13:38 Ta-da!
13:40 [music]
13:50 Take that!
13:52 [music]
13:58 You're our hero Vernon!
14:01 Vernon! Vernon! Vernon!
14:05 Vernon!
14:06 Vernon!
14:08 Come on, you're having a bad dream!
14:10 Listen, we all got permission to camp out here in Barry's yard
14:13 So we can get a real early start tomorrow
14:15 We're sleeping outside?
14:17 No, we're gonna set up tent in Barry's bathtub
14:20 I'm outta here
14:22 And you better start down too, it's gonna be dark soon
14:25 [music]
14:36 [music]
14:48 Ooh! If it isn't Vernon!
14:52 Hi Vernon!
14:54 Hi! You don't suppose he's afraid of the dark, do you?
14:59 Surely not!
15:01 Then why do you think he's got that little flashlight?
15:04 'Cause he's scared
15:06 I'm not scared! And I don't even need a flashlight!
15:10 Oh no!
15:12 He'll never find his way down now
15:15 I will too! I'm not afraid of anything!
15:18 Not anything?
15:19 Not anything!
15:20 Okay, show us then!
15:22 Alright, I will! I will show you!
15:26 Ta-da!
15:29 [music]
15:34 Ta-da!
15:36 Vernon, are you okay?
15:38 I'm fine! I'm not afraid of anything!
15:42 [cheering]
15:46 You want the rest of this? I can eat another bite
15:54 Sure! Boy, this is great! It was a terrific idea to have a slumber party
15:59 That way first thing in the morning we'll be all set to go
16:02 We still have one less person on our team than they do
16:05 We could really use another girl tonight
16:07 I've already called everybody I can think of
16:10 Me too! Me too!
16:12 I got so desperate, I mean, I even thought of asking
16:15 Oh really?
16:18 Well, yeah, but everybody knows that they do everything together
16:22 I only allowed one more girl
16:24 Me, me, Mary Beth! No, me!
16:26 You're driving me crazy, Megan! What is it you want?
16:30 I want to work on the club with all of you!
16:33 Meg, you're too little to work on the clubhouse
16:36 Building a clubhouse is big girl work, and you're still...
16:40 Well...
16:43 You're still a baby
16:45 [screaming]
16:48 Mama!
16:51 Well, she is a baby
16:54 Oh, you're right, Mary Beth! Clubhouse building is big girl work
16:58 Or better yet, clubhouse building is boys work
17:02 Or as we say in the West, a boy's gotta do what a boy's gotta do
17:06 Okay, okay, I get the point
17:09 [laughing]
17:19 [horn honking]
17:22 I never ate one of these cold before
17:29 Yeah, well try dipping them in this jalapeno cheese stuff
17:33 What's that brown thing?
17:36 It's okay, it's just part of an Oreo cookie
17:39 Hey Vernon, what was that one again?
17:42 He's always doing that!
17:45 Hey, you guys, wait up, wait up, I know an even better one than that
17:49 No, no, seriously, I'll show you
17:52 What next?
17:54 A strawberry milkshake
17:57 All creamy and thick
18:00 A big pile of pancakes
18:04 And then I'll be sick
18:11 [radio]
18:15 [screaming]
18:18 What the heck?
18:21 Trap Nick, what is that?
18:24 What's that racket?
18:31 Ah, gee, what time is it?
18:33 Almost 10.30
18:35 We tried not to wake you
18:37 Oh, I bet you did
18:39 Bet? Let's go!
18:41 Come on, Miles, you and, no, Vernon, you and
18:44 Me, Travis, you, you, Barry
18:47 Stop kidding around, you and Vernon make another run to the dump
18:51 Bring more stuff, lots more stuff
18:55 [music]
18:59 [music]
19:04 [music]
19:09 [music]
19:13 [music]
19:27 [music]
19:31 [music]
19:43 [music]
19:47 [music]
19:52 [music]
19:57 [music]
20:01 [music]
20:10 [music]
20:15 [music]
20:41 Well, there she is
20:44 Yep, there she is
20:47 Wow, that's great
20:57 Thanks, you guys gave it a good try
21:00 We didn't even come close
21:02 I don't know, in a way, I kind of like yours better
21:05 Are you kidding? Ours looks like, like
21:08 The stuff you see after a hurricane
21:11 Well, yours looks so professional
21:14 Yeah
21:16 And yours looks asymmetrical
21:19 Yeah
21:20 Wow, thanks
21:22 You all won fair and square, enjoy the pizza
21:25 Sure
21:27 Hey, we got plenty here to buy enough for everybody
21:30 Nah, that's alright, we can't do that
21:33 I could do that
21:34 Me too
21:35 I think we all could
21:36 Yay!
21:38 Okay, okay, with one condition
21:41 No
21:42 Very
21:43 We flip for where we eat
21:45 Heads are our place, tails yours
21:47 Deal?
21:48 Deal!
21:50 [music]
21:54 [laughter]
22:04 I still think you might have cheated on the coin toss
22:07 Yeah, well, maybe I just wanted to have you guys over
22:11 A toast to the clubhouse, I mean clubhouses
22:15 And may we always remember that, uh
22:18 That a club is only as good as the friends you have in it
22:21 Yeah
22:22 The club
22:24 The club!
22:26 [cheering]
22:29 [music]
22:32 [chanting]
22:35 [cheering]
22:58 Hey, keep it down
23:00 Don't you know it's school tomorrow?
23:03 [music]
23:04 Here comes the night again
23:08 Shadows are closing in
23:12 Daylight is almost gone
23:16 Can't find my way
23:20 No need to run and hide
23:24 No need to feel afraid
23:28 Standing by your side
23:32 Here's where I'll stay
23:35 Hold on to someone
23:39 Someone who cares for you
23:43 Hold on to someone
23:47 Who's always been there for you
23:50 You've got to hold on to someone
23:55 Who won't let you down
23:59 And wait for the morning to come
24:04 And wait for the morning to come
24:12 [music]
24:16 [music fades]
24:19 [music fades]
24:22 [BLANK_AUDIO]