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Amil Baba Azeem Vikky Ka Amal Par Gaya Bekar, Saleem Albela Ka Mehboob Na Qadmo Mai Na Hi Hua Pyar
Transcript
00:00 "Be careful, be careful."
00:02 Welcome back, viewers.
00:03 A gentleman has joined us during the break.
00:06 He has brought a fake Amir with him.
00:08 Let's talk to him.
00:09 You have invited me to your show.
00:11 I want to expose the person who is cheating people.
00:15 He looks so amazing.
00:17 I saw him and I thought the same.
00:19 I thought he will do my job.
00:21 Did you have any work?
00:22 Yes, I did my work.
00:23 How did you think he can do your job?
00:25 My uncle's face was also like this. He used to do a lot of work.
00:29 He came to take my money and said,
00:30 "My love will be at your feet in four days."
00:32 "My love will be at your feet in four days."
00:35 "Believe me, I will give you six times."
00:36 "I have lost my dog three times."
00:38 If she doesn't want to, why are you focusing so much?
00:43 Listen to me. I am not eating well.
00:44 - I am not eating well. - You are a cheat.
00:46 - You don't talk. - I am not talking.
00:47 I am telling you. I am telling you.
00:48 I didn't give you money.
00:49 Karun, I don't look like a cheat.
00:51 - Do I look like a cheat? - Yes.
00:53 Okay, forget it.
00:54 - Listen to me. - Yes.
00:55 My father had hepatitis.
00:57 He said, "I will give you a shot in six days."
00:59 He did it for seven days.
01:00 He got well in the next day.
01:02 You should have given him medicine.
01:04 Why did science progress?
01:05 He used to laugh at me.
01:07 I said, "He is very strong in his studies."
01:10 - Yes. - You are sitting here in front of studies.
01:12 - You are sitting here. - Yes.
01:14 He used to say, "Get me a dog's body."
01:16 "Which dog's body should I get?"
01:18 He used to say, "The hair of a lion's moustache."
01:21 He used to shake his hand.
01:23 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
01:25 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
01:27 He said, "The hair of a lion's moustache."
01:29 No, no. It's fine. It's fine.
01:30 It's fine till here.
01:31 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
01:32 Mr. Tanej, the lion of our work.
01:34 Brother, when the cat grows up, he will be a lion.
01:37 Believe me, he is such a shameless man.
01:40 Don't you dare use this word for him here.
01:43 - Why? - Don't call him a man.
01:44 - What? - Yes.
01:45 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
01:47 - He is a shameless man. - Yes.
01:49 - Yes. - He gave me five lakh rupees.
01:51 - I said, "Are you happy?" - Yes.
01:52 He said, "I got five and a half lakh rupees from you."
01:54 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
01:55 - Look, Mr. Arun, it's true. - Yes.
01:57 - He is lying. - Yes.
01:58 I am not lying.
02:00 - I read my mantra. - Okay.
02:01 - I did my work. - Yes.
02:03 - My lover agreed to it. - Then what happened?
02:05 - Mr. Arun, come in front of me. - Then?
02:07 - I said, "Sit on my feet." - Yes.
02:08 - She looked at my face. - Yes.
02:09 She sat on my feet.
02:10 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
02:11 I mean, your lover was more used to being dirty.
02:14 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
02:16 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
02:17 What is so special about your lover that you are after him?
02:21 I love her.
02:23 You should talk to her family.
02:25 I will slap you three times if you don't.
02:27 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
02:28 - I feel like I am her lover. - Why?
02:32 She got a divorce and left.
02:34 I am the one who has to hit you.
02:36 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
02:37 - Tell you what, brother? - Yes.
02:39 I will tease her and Chitra will tease Gokha.
02:41 She will take me along.
02:43 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
02:44 You will have to pay for it. Wait for four days.
02:46 How much money have you spent on her?
02:48 - I have given her five lakh rupees. - Not five lakh.
02:50 I have given her a new scooter. She is not able to ride it.
02:53 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
02:54 She said she wants 14 kg of goat meat.
02:57 Look at how expensive it is.
02:58 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
02:59 If she gave you meat, did you cast a spell?
03:02 - I climbed the hill. - Yes.
03:03 - I found some meat. - Okay.
03:05 - I got a bad omen. - Then?
03:06 I fell from the magical hill.
03:08 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
03:09 - Believe me, if you see her bad omen... - Yes.
03:11 She doesn't look like she wants to eat meat.
03:13 She wants to eat a chandan.
03:14 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
03:15 I fell from the hill and went to get some food.
03:18 - Okay. - When I came back...
03:20 - Yes. - ...I saw her getting burki.
03:22 - Why? - She was wearing a sandal.
03:24 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
03:25 She went to get food and you were getting burki?
03:27 She was getting food. She is a thief.
03:30 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
03:31 Look at her face. She is so pale.
03:33 - Yes. - Her legs are like a cart.
03:34 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
03:35 Why didn't your lover agree?
03:38 She said, 'I will do as my parents say.'
03:40 - What could I do? - Why don't your parents agree?
03:42 What bad omen do you have?
03:43 - You... - Show me my clothes.
03:45 - Listen to me. - Okay.
03:46 She came to me. I told her to change the rate.
03:49 - Hmm. - Her father.
03:50 He got angry. I don't know who her father is.
03:53 Why would anyone want to marry her?
03:55 I am not a rabbit to marry her.
03:57 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
03:58 You are a guest for a few days.
04:00 I will stay at home for a few days.
04:01 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
04:02 - Didn't you hear the proverb? - What?
04:05 'A fat man will give his name and a dry man will give his food.'
04:06 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
04:07 Who told you about this fake Amilk Baba?
04:10 Forget him. You are married.
04:13 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
04:14 - Son, will you go or not? - What?
04:17 - Don't call me son. - Why?
04:19 I am not here to hit you.
04:20 I will call you son, but first I will get something else.
04:23 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
04:24 Amil Baba, we are looking for a match for Arzoo.
04:26 It's a lie.
04:28 Find a good father.
04:29 I try my best to find a good match.
04:32 Sometimes, I even get a cure from the soil.
04:34 - We found a match. - How?
04:36 From the soil.
04:37 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
04:38 First, I want to ask Arzoo.
04:40 Why are you looking for a match for Arzoo?
04:45 Your father is here. He will do good for you.
04:47 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
04:48 Mr. Agha, we want a long-term relationship.
04:55 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
04:56 You don't want it?
04:58 I want her to spend a lot of time with her husband.
05:01 - Yes. - I don't want her to break bangles.
05:04 If you are aware of this, at least report to me.
05:08 Will you not do it?
05:10 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
05:11 If I don't do it, she won't break bangles.
05:13 - Then? - She will break the door.
05:16 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
05:17 And she will break the door you break.
05:21 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
05:22 You are a minus because we want a long-term relationship.
05:25 You have dropped two bricks in one sentence.
05:27 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
05:28 I had already removed the blanket yesterday.
05:34 Then see how many blankets are there.
05:37 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
05:38 Okay, sir. One should be long.
05:40 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
05:41 If you want to make it long, it won't happen.
05:45 You didn't hear her sentence.
05:46 We want a long-term relationship.
05:49 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
05:50 I will get my sister's cut cut.
05:54 Mr. Amar, you are my sister's brother.
05:56 - You are in the cut cut. - Yes.
05:59 But you are also in the color pressure.
06:01 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
06:02 Uncle, you are denying in the words.
06:05 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
06:06 Son, thank God I didn't curse in the open words.
06:09 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
06:10 And secondly, we want a handsome boy.
06:12 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
06:16 You are not handsome, you are ugly.
06:18 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
06:19 If you dance instead of singing, you won't have to go far.
06:23 I will stay in a good house dance.
06:25 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
06:27 You tell me your demand.
06:28 - Tell me, what relationship do you want? - You take my wife to the steps.
06:32 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
06:33 - Didn't my wife come to the steps? - Yes.
06:38 - She said, don't worry, come with me. - Yes.
06:40 I said, where did she go? She went to her house.
06:42 - Yes. - I saw her family, I was shocked.
06:44 - Why? - I said, I don't want to kill anyone.
06:47 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
06:48 After all this investigation.
06:52 - After investigation. - After investigation.
06:54 - After investigation. - After investigation, I have only one answer.
06:58 - Yes. - [MIMICS SOBBING]
07:01 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
07:02 Tell me your demand.
07:07 I want an apartment near Burj Khalifa.
07:09 - I want a place on Miami beach. - Okay.
07:12 - I want 200 kilos of gold. - Okay.
07:15 I want 300 acres of land in Lahore.
07:17 - Give me the money. - I told you, don't find a good proposal.
07:21 She did the same to her own sister.
07:22 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
07:23 Ladies and gentlemen, we'll take a short break.
07:29 We'll meet again after the break.
07:31 - But Mr. Pravesh wrote a very nice song. - Very beautiful.
07:35 - Give us a few examples. - Please.
07:37 We can't even do that.
07:39 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
07:40 [SPEAKING HINDI]
07:42 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
07:43 - Mr. Salim will tell you. - May I?
07:45 Yes.
07:46 [SPEAKING HINDI]
07:48 [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

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