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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03, [APPLAUSE]
00:31 [ENGINE RUMBLING]
00:41 Hiya.
00:42 Oh, Tracy!
00:44 Woo-hoo!
00:46 Hi.
00:47 I thought it was more surprising,
00:49 the fact that you're here and that you've just got married.
00:51 [GASPS]
00:52 I can answer that.
00:55 Well done on the bling, mate.
00:56 Oh, congratulations, you two.
00:57 Thank you.
00:58 Still don't feel real, does it?
01:00 Mm-hm.
01:01 Official?
01:02 Yeah, just got back from the registry office.
01:03 Think they were quite amused to hear what happened.
01:05 At least someone was.
01:07 Oh, and look what's handed for us this morning.
01:10 Some of them are still full.
01:11 Can't believe you kept it a secret from everyone.
01:14 And what's this?
01:15 Your secret honeymoon, having a cheeky bap at Brenda's.
01:17 Very funny.
01:18 Actually, are we all right to have a chat later?
01:20 Today?
01:21 You've just got married.
01:22 Go home and get your trousers off.
01:23 But seriously, if you want a proper honeymoon,
01:25 just let me know.
01:26 I'll sort you out mate's rates.
01:27 Oh.
01:28 Oh, a malon.
01:30 All right.
01:30 I know it's been ages since you last saw me,
01:32 but I don't look that bad.
01:34 No, you look amazing.
01:36 We just wondered if we could talk somewhere else.
01:38 Oh, about the text?
01:39 There's nothing to talk about.
01:40 I'm not going to force you to sit out your tenancy, am I?
01:43 You move out whenever it suits.
01:44 Thanks.
01:45 Think of it as a wedding present I made up for you.
01:49 Well, if you're beaving out of tall trees,
01:50 where are you going to live?
01:53 Your place.
01:54 What, with us?
01:56 Not exactly.
01:56 You kicking us out?
01:58 You're surprised wedding might be cute, Tracy.
02:00 But you can stick your surprise eviction.
02:02 I'm telling you now, it's not happening, right?
02:04 How do we come here?
02:08 I don't really think anyone else's parents
02:09 are going to be there.
02:11 What about just us?
02:12 Well, and there's definitely not going
02:13 to be other people's babies.
02:15 Anyway, it should be me that's panicking.
02:16 I'm the one that's getting my NDA results.
02:18 I've smashed him.
02:20 Don't worry about what the teacher said.
02:21 You're the cleverest person I know.
02:23 Thanks, Dad.
02:24 Well, anyway, I'd best get going.
02:25 See you later.
02:26 [DOOR CREAKING]
02:29 Really think she'll be OK?
02:33 After the past year, I doubt it.
02:37 You knocked out Nate on his wedding day?
02:40 Yeah, it was an accident, but it turned out all right
02:41 in the end.
02:42 I know, it's just that we weren't expecting there
02:44 something new to be accomplished.
02:46 It's so romantic, falling in love again.
02:49 Did you get any pictures?
02:50 No.
02:52 Can you sign this so I can get off?
02:54 Give it here.
02:55 How come you're doing the meat deliveries anyway?
02:57 Well, Maura's a bit busy trying to rebuild
03:00 her entire livelihood seeing as your brother screwed her over.
03:02 Our brother.
03:03 Least important part of what I said.
03:06 You really didn't get any photos?
03:08 There wasn't time.
03:09 Oh, how sad.
03:10 I mean, do you not think Frankie would want
03:11 a keepsake from the day?
03:13 You know, a memento to share with them when she's older.
03:15 We could do one today.
03:16 What do you mean?
03:17 Let's get everyone together here.
03:19 Yeah, we could put up some decorations
03:20 and make it look nice.
03:22 No, I-- they said they don't want a big deal.
03:23 Oh, you're not fun.
03:25 Never said I was.
03:27 Right, OK, you can do the photos for Frankie, but no party.
03:31 All right?
03:32 Got it.
03:34 Oh, Blu, if we are asking folk to come round, you know,
03:37 maybe we should put on a bit of food.
03:40 This bloke, he was as big as a boulder.
03:43 A real animal.
03:44 So what did you do?
03:45 Well, I climbed out the toilet window.
03:49 So you ran?
03:50 No, I marched myself right back in through those front doors
03:53 and I bought us both a pint.
03:55 And he didn't hit you?
03:56 Of course he did.
03:56 At least I had a drink lined up for after.
04:00 Still telling that story, eh?
04:02 You can't beat a classic.
04:04 I'll get it.
04:05 Still here, are you?
04:12 You know, that daughter of yours makes the finest
04:15 cuppa in all of Yorkshire.
04:18 Anything?
04:19 No, nothing that looks important.
04:21 Just junk mail.
04:24 Anyway, should we get into work?
04:26 See you later.
04:26 So what are your plans for the rest of the day?
04:37 Explaining to the bishop why I fast
04:39 tracked through her last minute blessing yesterday.
04:42 Didn't I have him mention it?
04:44 Her and the groom used to be a thing.
04:47 Huh?
04:48 Well, that's something.
04:50 And look, Dad, just so that we're clear,
04:54 I don't want you filling Amy's head with your stories.
04:57 Give me a break.
04:59 I mean, I'm just trying to bond.
05:02 You and me both know I've got nothing else to talk about
05:05 other than my stupid mistakes.
05:08 She knows that nothing to be proud of.
05:11 I hope you do too.
05:11 Is this too much?
05:15 No, it's perfect.
05:16 Why has this thing got so many stitches?
05:19 I want to smash it to pieces.
05:20 Mundy, let me do it.
05:21 Thanks, but I hate technology.
05:23 I've asked Vinnie to help me, but he's not got back to me.
05:26 You talking about your son?
05:27 I've been trying to get hold of him.
05:28 You can try and get hold of him.
05:29 Join the club.
05:30 I didn't realize it was a party.
05:37 It's not a party.
05:39 It's not a party.
05:41 Oh my god, it's a party.
05:42 Will you relax?
05:43 OK, it's not up to Cain.
05:44 What we decide to do for Tracy and Nate.
05:46 Well, I thank you for showing up.
05:48 Yeah, well, thank goodness Jacob was
05:50 about to stand in for us.
05:52 Tracy is going to be so made up you're in the picture.
05:55 So they did get married then.
05:57 Not that I'm jealous or anything.
05:59 Me and Tracy were ages ago.
06:01 Just a surprise, that's all.
06:02 Don't make things awkward, son.
06:04 Has anyone actually told Tracy and Nate yet?
06:06 No.
06:08 Oh my god, it's a surprise party.
06:09 What's all this?
06:17 I think it might be a surprise party.
06:19 We talked about this.
06:20 Yeah, and we decided it might be nice to do
06:21 something to welcome Tracy to the family.
06:23 So why is he here?
06:24 I'm just resting.
06:25 Though I did blow up a few balloons.
06:27 Bet you didn't choke on them.
06:29 Please don't ruin the school.
06:31 She never did take your own advice.
06:32 Hang on, what are they doing here?
06:37 Well, I thought it was a family photo.
06:39 Mackenzie is family.
06:40 And he's Nate's best friend.
06:42 If it's a problem--
06:43 We can go.
06:44 You did invite them to Sarah's birthday parties.
06:45 Yeah, before they were an actual couple.
06:49 Told you this was a bad idea.
06:51 Oh, do you know what?
06:52 Like as if I care anyway, you can stay.
06:55 I'll bob in the back.
06:56 I'll get Marlon to make another cake as well.
06:58 Because we all know you like to have your cake and eat it,
07:00 don't we?
07:01 [CHUCKLING]
07:02 Ignore the bit about the plane.
07:08 It's--
07:09 Overwritten.
07:10 I knew you'd notice.
07:13 And don't feel like you have to rush it, because, you know,
07:15 Paddy and Bear, they're out all day fishing.
07:17 Oh.
07:18 You didn't fancy joining them?
07:20 There is nowhere I would rather
07:21 be than here.
07:22 Mm.
07:23 Liam.
07:27 What, I'm just helping you work.
07:29 Well, I'm just doing the opposite.
07:30 This is a huge improvement.
07:38 What about the nurses' motivation?
07:40 Is it clear what she wants?
07:43 Yeah.
07:44 Yeah, I think it is.
07:45 Only sometimes, you know, it's just very
07:47 difficult to get inside her head.
07:48 She's got so many options in front of her.
07:50 Yeah, why don't you rub my shoulders again?
07:56 I thought you said you couldn't concentrate.
07:58 Well, maybe I don't want to.
08:00 Oh, still got a key, then.
08:11 Please come talk.
08:12 Look, Vanessa was supposed to have rung you.
08:14 What's she got to do with this?
08:15 It is both with our names on the lease.
08:17 Mm, funny that.
08:18 Guess who's been paying the bills for the longest time?
08:20 As a sublet, and we're giving you a month's notice.
08:23 All right, well, I better get down on my knees
08:25 and kiss your feet, then.
08:27 Olly me.
08:28 Oh.
08:30 What do you want?
08:31 You were to tell me you bought Take A Bow,
08:32 and I might have a job and all.
08:33 Oh, I didn't know you were for sale.
08:35 Well, it'll eat your mind.
08:35 We're in the middle of something.
08:37 Actually, it were you two I'm after.
08:38 I heard you were here, and you're needed in the pub.
08:41 Why, what is it?
08:43 Well, maybe just come, eh, and then you
08:45 can decide the answer to that for yourselves.
08:47 I'm not an adult, either.
08:52 Not a jot, no.
08:54 I know it's not proper A-levels or anything,
08:56 but I thought I'd have had a call by now.
08:59 You need to get off.
09:00 No, I'm sure he won't mind.
09:01 I've been invited to a wedding, so he won't miss me at the party.
09:04 Mm.
09:05 Aye, aye.
09:06 How did you go on?
09:07 How do you think?
09:08 Oh, love, I'm so sorry.
09:10 I know you worked really hard, but don't let it get you down.
09:13 To be honest, it's what I expected.
09:14 You said you thought I'd do well.
09:16 Yeah, well, I didn't get any GCSEs to start with,
09:18 and look at me now.
09:20 Here.
09:21 Hm.
09:22 [SIGHS]
09:24 Hm?
09:28 She's doing that thing where she pretends that she's done badly,
09:31 and actually, she's done really amazing.
09:33 Mm.
09:33 Amelia, welcome, love.
09:35 Amelia!
09:37 Oh.
09:40 Oh, she's adorable.
09:41 Aye, she is now.
09:43 You should have seen the fight we had to get her into it.
09:45 Good job we're looking after you today.
09:47 Right, there's several, yeah?
09:48 Uh, if only we could get our hands on her.
09:50 It's such short noticing.
09:51 Is there going to be enough food?
09:53 Well, if not, I'm happy to cover the cost of anything else.
09:56 Or am I stepping on the father of the groom's toes there?
09:58 [SIGHS]
09:59 And places everybody to come in?
10:01 No, I'm not ready yet.
10:02 The cake's off.
10:03 Oh, well, he's going to have to wait.
10:04 Hurry up.
10:04 Child.
10:05 [THUD]
10:06 [GASPS]
10:07 Surprise!
10:08 Surprise!
10:09 [LAUGHTER]
10:11 Ah.
10:11 What's all this?
10:13 I don't want a party.
10:14 Then it's a photo shoot.
10:16 Well, it's not, though, is it?
10:17 There's decorations and everything.
10:19 Oh, yeah, they were just left off from Charity at Mackenzie's.
10:21 Yeah, that's not the kiss of death.
10:24 Well, thank you.
10:25 It's a lovely surprise.
10:25 Right, are we doing this photo or what?
10:27 Come on.
10:28 Hello, brother.
10:29 Hello.
10:29 Hello.
10:30 Right, everyone just gets that down, yeah?
10:32 [CHATTER]
10:36 [CHATTER]
10:39 We're going to come out for the picture.
10:52 Here you are.
10:53 Are we ready?
10:53 Oh, no, no.
10:55 Not drinking that.
10:56 Oh, that is disgusting.
10:58 Well, it's tradition, so don't be a bad man, innit?
11:00 But she said this is.
11:01 She's family, you're not.
11:02 OK, time is on.
11:03 Oh, my god, I'm not family if I have to drink from that.
11:05 I'm sorry, what?
11:07 It was a joke.
11:08 Was it?
11:08 Oh, I'm so sorry.
11:09 It's just me being unreasonable.
11:12 You know what, though?
11:13 You definitely deserve a go.
11:14 You ready?
11:15 Oh!
11:16 Oh, dear.
11:18 Welcome to the family.
11:19 Cheers.
11:19 Cheers.
11:20 Cheers.
11:21 Cheers.
11:34 Oh, I guess I should say congratulations.
11:36 It must have been quite a whirlwind romance, though,
11:38 given that me and him only broke up a few months ago.
11:40 Oh, but then again, there was that overlap, wasn't there?
11:42 It's really not appropriate, Naomi.
11:43 Wasn't meant to be.
11:46 Hey, and now you're part of the Dingle clan.
11:49 Nice, isn't it?
11:50 Oh, yeah, brilliant.
11:52 You have always been my favorite of all of David's exes.
11:56 What did you have to go say that for?
11:58 Talk about making things awkward.
11:59 Congratulations.
12:01 You make a wonderful family.
12:02 Shh.
12:04 You had to make it about you.
12:05 Me?
12:06 I'm not the one parading around my latest conquest.
12:09 We were asked to come.
12:10 Oh, right.
12:11 Well, I don't know who the bigger idiot is then.
12:13 You, your new girlfriend, or your sister.
12:15 Excuse me?
12:16 You know, maybe we should all just calm down.
12:18 Who asked you?
12:19 Oh, I don't wait to be asked.
12:20 I'll just get things sorted.
12:21 Yeah, until Kim kicks you to the curb.
12:24 This was meant to be a bit of fun.
12:31 Oh, what's this then?
12:32 Some sort of housewarming?
12:33 Oh, don't you start.
12:35 OK, everyone, just quiet down.
12:37 This was a great idea.
12:39 Sort of.
12:41 Marking our important day with the most important people around us.
12:44 I'm killing.
12:46 So why don't we just focus on that and forget everything else, eh?
12:49 Pastor Wellys, huh?
12:50 Hey, now you're talking.
12:51 [LAUGHTER]
12:55 Ladies and gentlemen, to my wife.
12:58 Oh, do I have to?
12:59 Hell.
13:01 Drink from the wedding.
13:03 Drink from the wedding.
13:05 Drink from the wedding.
13:07 Drink from the wedding.
13:09 [CHEERING]
13:12 What are you doing out here?
13:21 Your mum's looking for you.
13:23 You all right?
13:25 My and Emma's wedding were a secret to him.
13:28 Oh.
13:29 I thought it'd be romantic, just the two of us.
13:32 That's what you're promising, though, innit?
13:34 You know, just both of you forever.
13:36 Sorry, I didn't know.
13:37 No, it's all right.
13:38 I don't want to make a big deal out of it.
13:39 I just can't face going in there.
13:42 Do you want to do something?
13:44 Coffee?
13:45 Pizza?
13:46 A string of increasingly illicit crimes across the US?
13:48 What?
13:49 Ugh, fine, pizza then.
13:51 Well, there you are.
13:53 My solicitor's been on.
13:54 Reckons he can finalise the house sale as soon as you sign.
13:57 I'm out talking about it now.
13:58 What are you on about?
13:59 Want to get on with it?
14:00 Oh, do you?
14:01 Because it's actually the only decent house around here on sale, so.
14:03 Sorry?
14:04 Well, tell you what, throw in another three grand
14:06 and he'll sign it as soon as he gets it.
14:07 Naomi.
14:08 All right, five grand.
14:10 Drive the hard bargain.
14:11 Whatever, just get it done.
14:13 Wow.
14:14 Thank you.
14:15 I don't need your thanks,
14:16 but I do expect you to pay for my margarita.
14:19 [LAUGHS]
14:21 [COUGHS]
14:26 Do you have to be so loud?
14:28 Well, how can you think so little of me?
14:31 I'm not talking to you.
14:36 I'm sorry, all right?
14:39 I should have known better.
14:40 Yeah, you should have.
14:42 Look,
14:44 I've been stood here watching you for this past year.
14:47 Well, way beyond that.
14:49 Losing your mum's,
14:51 all the social media stuff, both times.
14:54 Not to mention this little bundle of magic gear.
14:57 And if I had to go through half what you have,
14:59 I couldn't get out of bed, let alone pass my exams.
15:02 I don't know why I'm surprised.
15:04 You've exceeded my expectations your entire life.
15:07 I'm so proud of you.
15:09 Thanks, Dad.
15:11 She's okay.
15:14 She's just having a nap in the back room.
15:16 Well, this isn't exactly what we wanted, is it?
15:20 Yeah, I know, but the mean mum.
15:21 Maybe we should just try and enjoy her.
15:23 Yeah, I know.
15:25 We will.
15:26 But drinking beer from a welly,
15:29 I'm not sure I'll allow for you.
15:30 Maybe we should go.
15:32 I just clearly hate this.
15:34 I know, brilliant, innit?
15:36 Want a pint?
15:38 No, thanks.
15:41 Come on, mate.
15:42 I'm trying here.
15:43 Trying to wind our gate up.
15:45 Mackenzie, I'm gonna have to go. I stink.
15:49 No, you're fine.
15:51 No, I'm not.
15:52 Mackenzie, just come back with me.
15:54 It's...it's Nia's wedding party.
15:58 It's drinks.
15:59 Drinks that they don't even want.
16:01 Why won't you just come back with me?
16:02 Because then she wins.
16:05 He's amazing, isn't he?
16:08 But how they manage to work through everything.
16:10 What are you on about, Amanda?
16:11 Come on, Nia did cheat on her.
16:13 I know it's only once.
16:14 It wasn't like you and Al, right?
16:15 Me and Al?
16:16 Yeah.
16:17 What are you bringing Al up for now?
16:19 Yeah, maybe this ain't going well.
16:21 No, really.
16:23 So, did you have any notes on that?
16:37 Not one.
16:43 I mean, we could always try for a second draft.
16:47 Oh, I'm sorry.
16:51 I've got to get back.
16:53 So, listen.
16:57 About this nurse.
16:59 The one in my book.
17:00 Yes?
17:02 So, I know you don't like talking about her motivation, but...
17:06 I just wonder what she expects in the end.
17:09 Because, you know, if she's always going back to the...
17:12 Hotelier.
17:13 Mm-hm.
17:14 And not forgetting that the pâtissier nearly outed them.
17:18 I think your subtext is a little bit on the nose.
17:21 But the nurse, you know...
17:24 Does she really love the Hotelier?
17:26 If you really want my note on this...
17:30 I think the Hotelier is a really...
17:33 Kind and loving man who's done nothing wrong, so...
17:37 For now...
17:39 Why can't the nurse and the captain...
17:42 Just enjoy having some fun?
17:45 Yeah, that sounds OK to me.
17:48 Hello, granddaughter of mine.
17:51 What are you doing here?
17:53 Well, I fancied a bite to eat.
17:55 And that pub is full with a lot of very angry people.
17:59 Yeah, you get used to it, don't you?
18:01 Hello? Are you listening?
18:03 Sorry.
18:04 Grandad, Vinnie.
18:06 Oh, right.
18:07 Sorry it was Mr Miams.
18:08 Listen, I sent through the documents that Caleb were talking about.
18:11 And once I've signed it, the funds will be over in a few days.
18:14 With the extra five grand? With the extra five grand, yeah.
18:17 Oh, well, I'll have my dinner then.
18:19 He's selling his house?
18:21 Well, it was my wife's house, but my...
18:25 My late wife's house.
18:27 Oh, sorry, lad.
18:28 You're far too young for that.
18:30 Right, well, I should get that sorted.
18:33 Thank you for today.
18:34 You don't have to say that. You got the pizza.
18:36 It's not about, you know, the extra money from Caleb.
18:39 I need it today, so I owe you one.
18:42 See you later.
18:43 It's a rough day for him.
18:47 Yeah, I picked up on that.
18:49 Actually, that's not the only thing I picked up.
18:53 That's mine. I'm going for my rubbish.
18:56 Only 'cause I care.
18:58 I mean, what are you playing at?
19:00 That credit card bill says final demand.
19:02 And the banks, they ain't the forgiving or forgetting type.
19:05 Trust me.
19:06 Please don't tell Dad.
19:08 Oh, well, now you're putting me in a very awkward situation.
19:11 I mean, he already expects me to lie to him.
19:14 I'm sorting it.
19:15 How? With that lad?
19:17 I don't know. That's not why we're hanging out.
19:19 Oh, OK.
19:20 Only he did say that he owed you one.
19:24 And he's come in to quite a bit of money.
19:27 So it might be worth at least considering.
19:31 Don't you think?
19:32 I'm going. I'm clearly not wanted.
19:35 Good. So are we talking just here now or maybe the whole village?
19:38 Get out of here. Leave it now.
19:40 Stay out of it, you.
19:41 Is that all anyone's gonna say to me today?
19:43 Maybe 'cause it's the one thing we all agree on, so why don't you just leave?
19:46 I live here now. You need to get used to it.
19:48 He's a good guy, if you just give him a chance.
19:51 Yeah, you're a good judge of character.
19:52 Why is everyone bringing that up today?
19:55 She did the same.
19:56 I was thinking out loud.
19:58 Are you finding this funny?
20:01 No.
20:04 Is this what you all wanted?
20:05 Not really.
20:06 Chase, please sit down.
20:08 Because all we wanted was a day for us, our little family.
20:12 We didn't want any of this.
20:14 Look, we love you all, we really do,
20:16 but we knew this would happen, didn't we?
20:19 I mean, you tried to kidnap him yesterday,
20:21 almost ruined our entire wedding day, and now this.
20:24 Nick tries so hard to be there for all of you,
20:30 and all we wanted was one day to call our own.
20:33 No drama.
20:34 And this is how it's ended up.
20:38 Look, I'm going to go and get Frankie, I just want to...
20:42 I should probably pop into her pub, see how that party's going.
20:46 You should go as well if you want. How about Chester?
20:48 Well, she needs feeding, so it's probably easier if I do it.
20:51 Fair enough, Bonnie.
20:52 What if you two want to, um, leave it to it?
20:55 So you're OK?
20:59 Yeah, I'm more than OK, actually.
21:01 Today feels like the first time in forever that I'm actually in control of things.
21:05 College is going well, I've got work, Dad, Esther, you.
21:10 If you'd have told me this a few days ago,
21:12 while that whole Lloyd thing were going on...
21:14 Well, he's gone now.
21:16 I know he has, and that's what I mean.
21:18 Today feels like a fresh start, and we deserve it.
21:21 Well, I'll see you later.
21:23 See you later.
21:24 [BIRDS CHIRPING]
21:27 [MUSIC]
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21:58 tomorrow night at nine o'clock.
22:00 And on Thursday night at nine, a story about forgiveness and love
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