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00:00 Hi, uh, listen if you're staring at those wine bottles over there, I completely understand
00:05 It's just that they're right near my wife's head and she gets confused. She thinks you're staring at her
00:08 Actually, I was looking at your wife. Oh
00:12 Are you interested in making a substantial amount of money?
00:17 I'm listening
00:24 My name is Edward Brill. I'm in the wig business and we pay quite handsomely for quality hair like your wife's
00:30 What are we talking here? Well, depending on how much she's willing to cut two to three thousand dollars
00:40 Think about it. Well, I
00:44 See you got the barbecue shrimp. Please help yourself. Oh, thank you
00:50 You
00:52 Get such beautiful hair. Hey, I don't know what sheen is but you got it
01:15 What was that it was what you barely brushed your hair you supposed to do like a hundred strokes a night
01:21 Where'd you hear that? Uh one miss Marcia Brady. Come here
01:24 Two three
01:28 Actually, it feels kind of nice. Of course it does four five
01:33 Six nice thinking you would look really good with short hair
01:43 You just said you love my long hair, yeah, I know but love something, you know the saying you guys set it free
01:50 You know what and just thinking out loud here when we do cut it we should put it in a bag and sell it 35
01:58 Talking about look the guy tonight at the restaurant was a wig maker
02:04 All right. He says you have beautiful hair. We can make a ton of money off it
02:07 You want me to sell my hair? I know it sounds weird, but he's talking like $3,000
02:12 I really don't care. Okay
02:15 Just think about it for a minute. Okay, first of all, we could really use that money and bonus
02:21 We could be helping other people people who aren't blessed with your thick beautiful long hair
02:25 Actually, it would be nice to give back
02:29 $3,000, huh? Yes, and the best part about it is a year from now. You'll have a full head of hair again
02:36 Bang three grand in a pocket again
02:39 We could do a lot with that money right we can get that pizza oven. I've been talking about
02:43 More more we can go on that cruise with Deacon Kelly
02:48 Better yet when they come back we throw him a pizza party
02:51 Fine next batch. I got dibs on
02:54 What do you think
03:08 Wow
03:10 You
03:15 I know
03:19 Hey, man, you ready for some island hopping I should have never let him watch cool runnings
03:38 I was carried. She's uh upstairs working her comb over
03:42 Hey, good, not so good, you know Moe from the three stooges
03:48 I'd kill for that
03:52 So, what do you think it's really really
03:59 Chassis, yes, I know
04:02 That's what the stylist said and you know what? It's so easy to manage. I mean my hair dries faster than his neck
04:08 You know what I'm gonna go say goodbye to my dad once you guys load up the bags in the car, okay
04:16 Oh, honey
04:18 Tell them how I got carded at the liquor store. Oh
04:20 Yeah, yeah she did she looks like a weird boy
04:25 (audience laughing)