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00:16 Sir, I have closed the CTA Sons' camp yesterday.
00:39 So, I have to go to Cascade tomorrow and Tomter's call back is due.
00:44 So, we are still waiting on that.
00:45 That's all fine, Amit.
00:46 What about the Lovely Institute deal?
00:49 Sir, it's stuck there.
00:50 That's why you came to Chela Ustad, to ask for advice.
00:55 No sir, you called me here.
00:57 Learn it, son.
01:00 We have been salesmen of the year for three years.
01:03 Three years.
01:08 Lovely Institute?
01:09 I am talking to the manager.
01:11 Hello!
01:14 Jagdeep Chaddha's side.
01:15 Branch manager, Wilkins Chawla, Fridabad.
01:17 Mr. Pravinder?
01:20 Tell me one thing, Mr. Pravinder.
01:22 Do you want to get robbed by the other paper suppliers?
01:25 Hello, Mr. Salim.
01:31 How are you?
01:33 Yes, done deal.
01:34 You are great, brother.
01:35 Great, brother.
01:36 Sorry, I am so sorry.
01:41 Don't mind.
01:43 They were ladies.
01:48 Pravinder Kaur.
01:50 Such a loud voice.
01:51 Must be eating a lot of pickles.
01:54 See, this is how you do a deal.
02:04 Ready?
02:05 I have been a two date in Wilkins Chawla for 15 years.
02:10 This company has given me a lot of respect.
02:13 I mean, I have worked in sales for many years.
02:16 I have been transferred many times.
02:18 But finally, I got such a reward that I could not even imagine.
02:23 My dream position.
02:25 Branch manager, Fridabad.
02:27 Come, come, come.
02:29 This is my jungle and I am the lion of this place.
02:33 Mummy, mummy, my child's mummy.
02:38 This way.
02:40 Mummy Goyal, receptionist.
02:42 She has been here for many years.
02:43 Like this furniture.
02:45 Why?
02:47 Isn't it cute?
02:49 Earlier, she used to look like a firecracker.
02:52 What?
02:55 What?
02:56 Do you have a message for me?
02:58 Yes, sir. This is for you from the head office.
03:00 Mummy, how many times have I told you?
03:03 Head office messages should be filed properly.
03:06 No, sir. When did you say this?
03:07 There is a special place for them.
03:09 In the dustbin.
03:11 Oh, I missed it.
03:13 Good one, right?
03:15 Come, come, come. Come here.
03:16 I have a great connection with the employees.
03:21 Everyone says, I am the best boss.
03:24 Sir, you are mind blowing.
03:26 You have blown us, sir.
03:27 You have blown us, sir.
03:28 Don't believe me.
03:30 Look at this.
03:32 I found this in the Jhauri Bazaar.
03:34 On discount.
03:36 My job is to talk to the client on the phone.
03:52 Take their order.
03:55 What type of paper do you want?
03:57 What quality of paper do you want?
04:00 What size of paper do you want?
04:02 A1, A2, A3, A4.
04:07 I am bored of telling you myself.
04:11 Amit.
04:22 Yes, sir.
04:24 Come, come.
04:27 Amit, give me your monthly sales report.
04:30 Not like this.
04:34 Say it first.
04:36 Come.
04:39 Come.
04:41 Come.
04:42 Mr. Chadda believes that if a joke is funny,
04:47 then repeat it again and again.
04:49 The more you repeat it, the funnier it will be.
04:54 Okay.
04:55 Back to work, everybody.
04:56 Mr. Paresh Rawal has a great voice.
05:08 I think Paresh Rawal is the one.
05:11 I already told you that, Shrivastav.
05:14 Please get it done.
05:16 Just hold on. One second.
05:18 Is Chadda ready for me?
05:19 Riya Pawar.
05:22 NCR manager.
05:23 Head office.
05:24 People ask, "Is your boss a lady?"
05:27 "Who wears the pants?"
05:29 Obviously, the boss is the boss.
05:32 But, you see,
05:34 Jagdeep Chadda is not sitting here naked.
05:37 So, we both wear pants.
05:40 It's that kind of a relationship.
05:42 Chadda, I sent you the agenda this morning.
05:45 Do you want to add something to that?
05:46 Agenda?
05:48 No.
05:49 I didn't get it.
05:51 Tell me, why is it not on my table?
05:52 How can a company run without communication?
05:56 Sir, you only asked me to file the messages of the HO in the dustbin.
06:01 Jagdeep.
06:03 I said, "Dustbin?"
06:05 Really?
06:07 Are you sure?
06:08 Because, this is the problem with receptionists.
06:10 These days, their ears start ringing.
06:12 Okay, man.
06:16 I was just kidding.
06:18 You know me, right?
06:20 No, I don't.
06:21 Anyway.
06:23 The first point on the agenda is that
06:25 the head office is planning to merge the Gurgaon and Faridabad branches.
06:29 Merge?
06:31 Yes.
06:32 What do you mean?
06:33 No Faridabad branch?
06:35 Maybe.
06:37 Why don't you shut everything down?
06:38 Why delay?
06:40 Chadda, don't panic.
06:41 If Mr. Chawla was alive, today...
06:43 Chadda, please.
06:44 I've spoken to Mr. Srivastav in Gurgaon.
06:49 Now, it depends on the two of you.
06:51 Convince the head office which branch should incorporate the other.
06:54 Okay.
06:55 Okay.
06:57 Excellent.
06:58 And also,
06:59 along with the merger,
07:00 there will be downsizing as well.
07:01 I'm feeling nauseous again.
07:02 Chadda!
07:04 Tell me one thing frankly.
07:05 Me or Srivastav?
07:06 Your jobs are safe.
07:08 But, the staff will have to be cut.
07:10 Thank God, I'm taking a civic course on EMI.
07:13 EMI?
07:14 I don't want anyone to lose their job.
07:24 But, I'll have to follow the H.O. command.
07:28 Right?
07:30 H.O. is H.O.
07:32 Yes, Mr. Padwa.
07:38 Thank you so much.
07:39 Your order hasn't arrived yet.
07:40 [Srivastav eating]
07:42 How much time do they have left?
07:48 Approx?
07:50 Chadda, I...
07:51 [phone ringing]
07:52 Chopra?
07:53 Mind if I take this?
07:55 No, go ahead.
07:57 Chopra!
08:00 Chadda!
08:01 Where are you, my dear?
08:04 [Chopra talking on phone]
08:25 He talks rubbish.
08:33 I don't know who he's talking about.
08:34 Do you know?
08:36 Jagdeep.
08:37 And for me, you too.
08:40 Keep this downsizing to yourself, okay?
08:44 No need to stress the employees.
08:47 Done?
08:48 The matter won't go from here.
08:50 What is downsizing?
08:51 Basically, management...
08:53 It would be better if Kutty's size is down.
08:56 I know they'll fire me.
08:59 Everyone is against me.
09:01 Yes.
09:03 Tell me quickly.
09:04 Tell me quickly.
09:05 Tell me quickly.
09:06 Tell me quickly.
09:07 Tell me quickly.
09:08 Tell me quickly.
09:09 It would be better if they fire me.
09:12 After all, who dreams of becoming a receptionist when they grow up?
09:16 I'm very fond of drawing.
09:18 I made a card for Sarlaji yesterday in watercolor.
09:21 Amit liked it a lot.
09:22 No, no, no.
09:24 Vermaji will be here by tomorrow evening.
09:25 You don't worry.
09:26 Your receipt is in front of me.
09:30 There might be some problem with the delivery, but it will be done.
09:33 Tell me about the rest of your family.
09:36 Your wife...
09:37 Vermaji, can I call you back in 10 minutes?
09:39 What is T.P. doing?
09:42 Mr. Mishra, tell me.
09:43 I'm your senior.
09:44 I'm protecting my border.
09:47 Of course.
09:48 What of course?
09:49 Your ball pen was crossing the line of control and entering here.
09:54 That's when our patrols started to raid.
09:59 They threw the intruder out.
10:01 Look.
10:03 What is this?
10:15 I'm making a fence on the border.
10:18 Remove it.
10:20 Remove it. It might hurt me.
10:23 Really?
10:25 Such a small nook.
10:28 What if it gets into my kidney?
10:30 Mr. Mishra, the matter has become international now.
10:33 You will have to go to the UN.
10:35 Your dear mother's...
10:38 The UN people are great.
10:46 Long live India!
10:48 Downsizing?
10:52 That's a good thing.
10:54 There are more than one useless person sitting here.
10:57 Remove some of them.
10:58 There will be less crowd.
10:59 Quality will be maintained.
11:01 This is Chadda, sir.
11:02 Sir.
11:04 Hi, sir.
11:05 I'm the intern from Delhi.
11:08 You're late from Delhi.
11:10 You should improve, son.
11:12 Otherwise, you'll have a lot of problems here.
11:14 Jagdeep Chadda is a very tough boss.
11:17 Yes, sir. That's exactly what auntie said.
11:19 Auntie?
11:21 Avantika Chawla.
11:22 Chawla?
11:23 What do you mean?
11:25 Wilkins Chawla.
11:27 Yes, so...
11:28 Like I was saying, Jagdeep Chadda is a very tough but friendly...
11:33 and loving boss.
11:35 Very loving.
11:36 Actually, my designation here is CFO.
11:39 Chief Fund Officer.
11:42 My motto is, work is optional.
11:45 Fund compulsory.
11:47 That's why Jagdeep Chadda is so popular.
11:54 Everyone, come on.
11:55 Staff meeting.
11:56 Conference room.
11:57 Role model.
11:59 Actually, I have two role models.
12:02 One is Mother Teresa.
12:03 Number one in public service.
12:05 The other is Govinda.
12:07 All-round entertainer and comedian.
12:09 I think I have both these qualities.
12:12 I'm like Mother Teresa and Govinda mix.
12:17 Mother Govinda.
12:19 Everyone's here?
12:23 Okay.
12:24 So, the HO says there are a lot of rumours going around.
12:27 So, I just want to make a few things clear.
12:30 Wait a minute, sir.
12:31 Let me handle this. I'm Assistant Branch Manager.
12:34 Branch Manager's assistant.
12:35 Yes, sir. That's why you tell me everything first.
12:38 Then I'll make the announcement.
12:39 TP, that's my job.
12:40 Sure, sir. But first, let me hear it.
12:43 Shut up.
12:45 Okay, sir.
12:46 Now tell me, you have my permission.
12:48 I don't need your permission.
12:49 Yes, sir. But still, I'm giving it.
12:51 Please go ahead.
12:52 Okay. Now.
12:53 There is one announcement.
12:57 The HO has decided that Gurgaon and Faridabad branches are going to merge.
13:02 Nothing else.
13:04 Our branch is going to shut down?
13:05 Not at all. I won't let that happen.
13:07 The head office will take the final decision.
13:09 Don't worry, Mr. Shalim.
13:11 I will make sure...
13:12 Sir has promised.
13:13 The branch should go, but not the branch.
13:15 We'll expose our liver in front of the management.
13:20 What's happening?
13:21 What's happening?
13:23 Hey, trust me.
13:27 Does no one here trust me?
13:30 This man will ruin everyone.
13:33 Sir.
13:34 Does Pammi have anything to say?
13:36 Pammi, tell me.
13:38 I was in a meeting with Riya ma'am.
13:40 And she didn't give any guarantee that she will take our branch.
13:47 You guys, trust me.
13:50 Have some faith.
13:53 What do you think? I'm afraid of the HO?
13:55 Yes.
13:56 One more rumor?
13:57 Absolutely wrong.
13:59 I'm not afraid of anyone.
14:00 You guys are my family.
14:02 My kids.
14:03 I will protect you.
14:06 I mean...
14:07 I mean, daddy is there.
14:09 I'm your daddy.
14:16 What will I say if I go to find another job?
14:18 What have I learned here?
14:20 The price of the matte finish paper.
14:22 The varieties of the art card.
14:24 Pammi's favorite ice cream flavor.
14:28 Jamun.
14:29 Yes, Jamun is my favorite.
14:30 Amit, did you remember?
14:32 This is our pantry.
14:37 Our accounting department.
14:38 We count the rotis and eat them.
14:40 And this...
14:42 Our T.P. sir.
14:44 Stay away from him.
14:45 He is the head boy in our department.
14:48 Hello, myself Triveni Prasad Mishra.
14:51 Assistant branch manager.
14:53 Branch manager's assistant.
14:54 This is Sapangil.
14:56 From Delhi.
14:57 Oh, so you are new in the city.
15:00 So come to our department.
15:02 All our activities are 100% Indian.
15:05 Kabaddi, Atiya-Patiya, water yoga.
15:08 Interesting.
15:10 You are a youth.
15:11 You will be addicted to fast food.
15:13 Fast food?
15:14 You should try our Hing-Cola.
15:17 I will give you a sample.
15:18 Come.
15:19 Look at this.
15:21 Again?
15:26 What happened, T.P.?
15:28 Sir, this is the limit.
15:29 This is the limit.
15:30 The water has reached my head.
15:32 I can't take this anymore.
15:33 I am his son.
15:34 What is this?
15:35 What is this?
15:36 What is this?
15:38 You are good, Amit.
15:39 Genius.
15:41 Mishra, your border patrol failed?
15:44 Sir, he should be punished.
15:46 He does this every day.
15:48 Discipline.
15:50 There is no discipline here.
15:52 If Amit was under me, he would have demoted me.
15:56 He would have told me to sit in the dispatch and lick the envelopes.
15:59 And if he touches my stapler again,
16:02 I swear on my mother, I will staple his fingers from the wall.
16:06 How can you staple fingers from the wall, T.P.?
16:09 Sir, I will do it.
16:10 I will hang all the bones on the notice board.
16:13 Sir, it is very important to discipline him.
16:15 T.P., leave this to me.
16:16 Okay, sir.
16:17 You do justice.
16:19 Okay.
16:20 Then, by the power vested in me as Chief Fund Officer,
16:25 I hereby pardon young Amit Sharma.
16:29 Thank you, sir.
16:30 Sir, learn to take the joke, T.P.
16:33 It's a joke.
16:39 So, we are all going to watch a film after office.
16:42 The one in multiplex.
16:43 Come to my house.
16:44 Sure, come.
16:45 Hey, Pammi.
16:50 Pammi, there is an assistant foreman in the warehouse.
16:53 We are engaged for a long time.
16:55 Shall we go now?
16:56 I have some work.
16:58 I will finish it and come.
17:00 Hey, what work do you have?
17:04 Go.
17:05 How is the warehouse?
17:13 Everything is fine.
17:15 Good.
17:17 So, we are all going to watch a film in multiplex.
17:26 If you both want to come, tell us.
17:27 No, brother.
17:29 I don't want to go.
17:30 It's a movie with a lot of shubb.
17:31 Marriage?
17:33 But Meet says that it's important to have a home first.
17:36 But this salary will not be enough.
17:38 Now either he gets a promotion or sector 4 uncle dies.
17:42 Then only marriage will happen.
17:43 Tell me more, what will happen?
17:46 Do one thing, brother.
17:47 I am waiting for him downstairs.
17:49 Sure.
17:52 Where did you die so late?
17:56 In office, mom.
17:57 You said that you will come home early.
17:58 Bread has become rubber.
17:59 But still you are smoking.
18:01 I will have dinner outside, mom.
18:02 Stop this daily drama.
18:03 Okay, mom.
18:04 So, did you see?
18:11 What a fun atmosphere is here.
18:13 Always remember.
18:16 I am your boss and buddy too.
18:18 Yes, sir.
18:20 And don't call me sir.
18:21 If I am your buddy, you can say, hey Chadda.
18:24 Buddy.
18:26 I won't feel bad.
18:27 Yes, sir.
18:29 There is still some hesitation.
18:32 No problem.
18:33 Call me sir in office.
18:34 If you go out for drinks or go-karting, call me buddy.
18:38 Chadda. Buddy.
18:40 Chaddi buddy.
18:41 Have you seen that show?
18:52 Goat.
18:54 That 90's show.
18:56 No, sir.
18:57 You have to make mom a goat.
18:58 Okay?
18:59 Ready?
19:00 Yes, sir.
19:01 One minute.
19:02 Come in.
19:07 Sir, I am leaving.
19:09 These messages are for you.
19:10 Pummi, I am so glad you are here.
19:12 Please, sit.
19:13 What happened, sir?
19:15 Pummi, as you know,
19:17 there is going to be downsizing in the company.
19:20 And there are many people who are breaking free bread here.
19:23 So, Sapan, I am sorry to say.
19:26 Sir, he is an unpaid intern.
19:28 Pummi, you have spoiled the surprise.
19:30 Sapan is safe.
19:31 You have to go.
19:32 Are you serious?
19:39 Yes, absolutely.
19:40 But what have I done?
19:42 You are not punctual, Pummi.
19:45 And you steal pins from staplers.
19:48 What?
19:50 Yes, that's why I am sorry.
19:51 Now you will have to leave Big Boss's house, Pummi.
19:55 Stapler pins? Is this something to steal?
19:58 People become millionaires by stealing money, Pummi.
20:02 The company is taking this matter very seriously.
20:04 But this is a lie.
20:07 I didn't steal anything.
20:09 I don't even come late from housekeeping.
20:13 This is not money.
20:23 I am going to talk to Riya.
20:24 I am going to talk to Riya.
20:25 Goat!
20:30 You made Pummi a goat.
20:33 Pummi, you have become a goat.
20:35 What?
20:37 Actually, you have become a goat.
20:38 I am not firing you, Pummi.
20:39 Don't worry.
20:40 It was a joke.
20:41 I mean, we planned it.
20:43 Me and my buddy Sapan.
20:44 Joke.
20:45 That's it.
20:46 You didn't do the right thing, sir.
20:53 You felt bad.
20:54 Pummi, learn to take the joke.
20:56 So funny it was.
21:06 Hi.
21:13 Hi.
21:15 You didn't go to the movie?
21:18 Plan got cancelled.
21:20 It got cancelled.
21:21 Are you fine?
21:26 I am fine.
21:28 Sure?
21:32 Thanks for asking.
21:35 Is your work done?
21:43 You are not going home?
21:46 Yes, actually.
21:49 I am going to the movies.
21:50 So, the movie is on Sunday?
21:57 Amit, I don't know.
21:59 For me, it's...
22:00 Yeah, that's okay.
22:03 One minute.
22:09 I want to show you something.
22:11 Come.
22:13 Okay.
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