Shaolin kung fu wushu flexibility training - Side Splits Tutorial. Master Song Kung Fu. Master Song Kung Fu.
The greatest martial arts fighters in the country put themselves at the service of the governor to fight against a traitor who wants to ...
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00:00:00 (dramatic music)
00:00:02 - Carry on, more.
00:00:28 (grunting)
00:00:31 Another hundred rounds, no food for the lazy.
00:00:33 - But I don't have no food.
00:00:37 - Shut up, more.
00:00:38 - You're nothing but an old bastard.
00:00:48 - Hey, what did you say?
00:00:49 - I saw you, you were cursing silently.
00:00:52 (crowd murmuring)
00:00:54 - Well I heard you, don't deny it.
00:00:56 (crowd murmuring)
00:00:59 - Well, if you're a man and curse out loud, do you dare?
00:01:03 - I dare.
00:01:04 - No.
00:01:05 Now, one, two, three.
00:01:08 - Damn you are a bastard.
00:01:11 (laughing)
00:01:13 - Hey, come on, come on, one more time, one more time.
00:01:16 - One, two, three.
00:01:18 - Damn you are a bastard.
00:01:20 (laughing)
00:01:24 (laughing)
00:01:27 (laughing)
00:01:29 (dramatic music)
00:01:40 (snoring)
00:01:47 (dramatic music)
00:01:50 - You must all be overtired from the practice.
00:02:08 (dramatic music)
00:02:11 - Dad!
00:02:18 Dad!
00:02:21 - Dad!
00:02:22 - Dad!
00:02:23 - Dad!
00:02:24 - Dad!
00:02:25 - Dad!
00:02:26 - Dad!
00:02:27 - Dad!
00:02:27 - What are you up to now?
00:02:29 - Dad, we apologize to you.
00:02:31 - We were cursing you.
00:02:33 - Cursing me?
00:02:34 - Yeah.
00:02:35 - What was it?
00:02:36 Say it again.
00:02:37 (groaning)
00:02:40 - Dad, you won't get mad if we say it again.
00:02:43 - No.
00:02:45 - Go ahead, say what it was.
00:02:47 - Hey, you say one, two, three.
00:02:51 - One, two, three.
00:02:55 - Dad is a bastard.
00:02:57 - Louder.
00:03:00 - Dad is a bastard.
00:03:02 (gasping)
00:03:04 - Dad, you said you wouldn't get mad.
00:03:06 - Dad, you said you wouldn't get mad.
00:03:08 - Dad, I'm not your father at all.
00:03:12 - What are you talking about?
00:03:13 Of course you're not.
00:03:13 - You are our father.
00:03:15 - Dad.
00:03:15 - If only your dad had been good at kung fu,
00:03:20 then your family wouldn't have been broken up.
00:03:23 (screaming)
00:03:34 - 10 years ago, some bandits headed by evil
00:03:37 attacked your village.
00:03:38 My younger brother and I were just passing through there
00:03:42 after studying at Shaolin Temple.
00:03:44 We fought our way through to save you.
00:03:46 (dramatic music)
00:03:49 (fighting)
00:03:51 (fighting)
00:03:53 (fighting)
00:03:57 (fighting)
00:03:59 (screaming)
00:04:16 (fighting)
00:04:18 (screaming)
00:04:21 (screaming)
00:04:24 (fighting)
00:04:26 (dramatic music)
00:04:29 - Brother, are you all right?
00:04:52 - I'm all right, get in.
00:04:53 (screaming)
00:04:56 (dramatic music)
00:04:59 - We must get the kids out of here.
00:05:00 - Right.
00:05:01 (fighting)
00:05:03 (screaming)
00:05:09 (fighting)
00:05:23 (fighting)
00:05:26 - Brother, quick, get in.
00:05:33 (fighting)
00:05:35 - We are after them, kill them.
00:05:50 After them.
00:05:53 - I wounded him in the eye and got you out safely.
00:05:56 It's 10 years now.
00:05:57 Do you realize it hasn't been easy
00:06:00 to raise all of you.
00:06:03 - And should we call you teacher or dad from now on?
00:06:09 - Dad, of course.
00:06:10 - Stupid, dad of course.
00:06:11 Dad, please sit down.
00:06:16 Dear father, please accept our respects.
00:06:22 (crying)
00:06:24 - Dad, you've suffered a lot to bring us up.
00:06:28 You're a real father to us.
00:06:29 - Dad, you've taught us Shaolin Kung Fu.
00:06:35 We're really in debt to you.
00:06:38 - In debt to you.
00:06:40 - Please accept our gratitude.
00:06:42 - Yes.
00:06:43 - Good, all of you are my good children.
00:06:49 (screaming)
00:06:51 - Dad.
00:06:52 - And you're the naughty one.
00:07:02 - Dad, I'm very sorry.
00:07:05 Please punish me.
00:07:06 (laughing)
00:07:08 - Ow!
00:07:31 - Did it hurt?
00:07:33 - Oh no, I've got used to it father.
00:07:37 (laughing)
00:07:39 - I'm no good at these delicate jobs.
00:07:49 What you really need is a mother.
00:07:54 - God damn it, it's 10 years, so when can I avenge myself?
00:08:01 (whipping)
00:08:03 - Hey boss, surely our Kung Fu is good enough
00:08:14 to handle the Shaolin monkeys.
00:08:16 Let's go get them.
00:08:17 - Yeah, that's right.
00:08:18 - Phoenix village is a fat sheep
00:08:20 and there's enough money and women for all our places.
00:08:23 (laughing)
00:08:24 - And old pals girls have got pretty faces,
00:08:28 slim waist and big bottoms.
00:08:30 (laughing)
00:08:32 - Do you think I'm completely blind?
00:08:34 The Shaolin are across the river from the Wu Tangs.
00:08:36 How can we do it?
00:08:37 - Hey boss, what is it?
00:08:39 - Brother, tell us what your idea is.
00:08:41 - Shaolin and Wu Tang have been enemies for centuries.
00:08:44 If we can get them to kill each other,
00:08:47 those bastards are going to pay for your eyes.
00:08:49 - That's right, boss, yeah.
00:08:51 - When Shaolin are gone, then we can march into the pals
00:08:54 and take their women and their money.
00:08:56 (exploding)
00:08:59 (exploding)
00:09:01 (exploding)
00:09:03 (exploding)
00:09:08 (exploding)
00:09:12 - I, Pao San Fung, have always helped the needy.
00:09:29 I am not asking for fortune, but only a son.
00:09:33 Well, I have had nine daughters,
00:09:35 so here's a little something to show my gratitude.
00:09:40 Please bless the Pao family with a son.
00:09:43 Oh, merciful Buddha, I will appreciate it.
00:09:46 - That's right, the Buddha will grant you what you want.
00:09:52 - Oh, master, look at me.
00:09:54 Do I look like a man with no son?
00:09:58 - You are an outstanding man, sir.
00:10:00 Yet you haven't had a son.
00:10:02 Something must be wrong with your luck.
00:10:04 - Oh, please advise me, master.
00:10:07 - Old Pao claims his Wu Tang swordsmanship's the best.
00:10:15 - He's bullshitting, no one's ever seen it.
00:10:18 The Shaolin are different, they teach all kinds of Kung Fu.
00:10:20 No wonder Shaolin's number one.
00:10:22 - That's right.
00:10:23 - Uncle.
00:10:26 - Mr. Pao. - Uncle.
00:10:28 - Why call him uncle and not father-in-law?
00:10:30 - Hey, brother, which daughter is it?
00:10:32 - Come on.
00:10:33 - Hey, why is he no son?
00:10:34 Maybe something's wrong.
00:10:36 - You, come down, sir.
00:10:39 Business comes first.
00:10:41 - Yes, master, please.
00:10:42 - A happy land, and for happy men.
00:10:49 Ah, land of prolific masculinity.
00:10:53 So according to the theory, you should have many sons.
00:10:56 - Oh, please tell me more.
00:10:58 - Too bad.
00:11:01 - Master, what is wrong?
00:11:03 - Who are those people?
00:11:04 - Brother Long!
00:11:05 - Brother Long!
00:11:06 - Brother Long, a turtle.
00:11:08 - An egg.
00:11:09 - What, you call Brother Long a turtle?
00:11:10 - No, I'm inviting Brother Long for roast turtle.
00:11:13 - A my egg.
00:11:14 - I've got no appetite for meat today.
00:11:18 - Tell me what you want, I'll get it for you.
00:11:21 - I want a phoenix.
00:11:22 - So I see.
00:11:24 There are 10 dragons on the other side.
00:11:28 No wonder they have formed a huge barrier
00:11:31 and blocked the circulation of yin and yang.
00:11:34 That is why you have no sons.
00:11:36 They have destroyed all your good luck.
00:11:39 - Ah, but still all my life,
00:11:41 I've helped the sick and the poor, master.
00:11:44 So how can I have a son then?
00:11:46 - Ah, you should never have let them stay there.
00:11:49 If you really want a boy, sir, you must get rid of them.
00:11:54 - Hey, if big sister would become our mother,
00:11:56 then dad would be happy
00:11:57 and we'd learn the Wu Tang sword.
00:11:59 Wouldn't that be good?
00:11:59 - Yeah, yeah, that's right.
00:12:01 - Dad's only got three cows.
00:12:03 Mr. Powers asked for 10 cows.
00:12:05 - Hey, that tomboy is Powers' favorite.
00:12:08 If she put in a good word for us with him,
00:12:09 that would help an awful lot.
00:12:11 - But we offended her the other day.
00:12:13 We're her enemies, she won't do that.
00:12:15 - Oh, it's your fault.
00:12:16 - What about it, all of you?
00:12:17 You were there too.
00:12:19 - I'll apologize to her.
00:12:21 - Hey, you can't go like that.
00:12:23 There'll be another fight.
00:12:24 - Yeah, you should look like a gentleman.
00:12:26 - You're right, the appearance.
00:12:29 That's what counts.
00:12:31 Go get the old wedding gown out.
00:12:32 - Hey, that's not as big as this, is he, eh?
00:12:36 - What do you know?
00:12:37 Years ago, dad must have been a fat man.
00:12:39 (all laughing)
00:12:42 - Be careful, dad'll kill us with a good sword.
00:12:44 - Hey, fuck it in there.
00:12:46 - This is the most beautiful gown in our family.
00:12:48 Beautiful, isn't it?
00:12:50 - Oh boy, you look awful.
00:12:52 How do you think you're gonna impress
00:12:54 a tomboy like that, huh?
00:12:56 - Hey, don't you worry.
00:12:57 I shall treat her just like a real lady.
00:13:00 (all laughing)
00:13:02 - Miss Powell, how are you today?
00:13:07 - Fine.
00:13:08 Oh, no, that tomboy never ever likes
00:13:14 to be addressed as miss.
00:13:16 - I'll call her sister then.
00:13:17 (all shouting)
00:13:18 Then dragon.
00:13:19 (all shouting)
00:13:22 - All right, I'll call her Phoenix.
00:13:23 (all shouting)
00:13:26 - Right.
00:13:27 (singing in foreign language)
00:13:39 (singing in foreign language)
00:13:42 (singing in foreign language)
00:13:46 (singing in foreign language)
00:13:50 (singing in foreign language)
00:14:15 (all shouting)
00:14:17 (all laughing)
00:14:30 - Hey, look there.
00:14:32 Gee, Uncle's really got guts.
00:14:34 - If Mr. Pouch sees it, we're all finished.
00:14:36 - Hey, hey, hey, aren't you afraid of Uncle?
00:14:38 (all moaning)
00:14:39 (gentle music)
00:14:42 (gentle music)
00:14:44 - All you do is smile and you can't sing.
00:14:51 But can't you speak either?
00:14:52 - Take it.
00:14:55 For your mother.
00:14:58 - Oh, no, look, here comes the wind.
00:15:02 - Hey, you better watch your mouth today.
00:15:04 - Sister, have you forgotten dad's words already?
00:15:09 Let's go back.
00:15:10 (birds chirping)
00:15:12 - Hey, Yee Fang.
00:15:14 - Don't come over.
00:15:17 Back.
00:15:17 You damn peasant.
00:15:22 Can't you read at all?
00:15:23 - You, you.
00:15:26 - You looking for trouble?
00:15:29 Don't try to look angry.
00:15:33 Do you think your ugly face will scare me?
00:15:35 Come on.
00:15:36 Uncle, Uncle, that's us for you.
00:15:40 - Uncle, a man shouldn't fight with girls.
00:15:42 Let's go.
00:15:43 (all laughing)
00:15:50 - Come on, it's your turn now.
00:15:51 - All right, all right.
00:15:52 - Come on.
00:15:53 - Ta-da.
00:15:54 Hey, Phoenix.
00:15:55 Phoenix.
00:15:57 Phoenix, how are you today?
00:16:03 - Well now.
00:16:04 So tell me, what's your silly little game?
00:16:07 - A play.
00:16:09 - A poor orphan child who has not a toy.
00:16:13 Won't you look down kindly on this fatherless boy?
00:16:17 - You're crazy.
00:16:19 Don't waste my time.
00:16:20 - Wait a minute.
00:16:21 - Leave me alone.
00:16:23 - We're living by the same river.
00:16:24 We drink the same water.
00:16:26 We could have become relatives.
00:16:27 I know I've offended you.
00:16:29 So I came here especially to apologize.
00:16:32 (upbeat music)
00:16:34 - Stay there.
00:16:38 Go home.
00:16:39 My dad said, all the Shaolin's are trouble.
00:16:43 You just have to steal our Wu-Tang style.
00:16:46 - Phoenix, you're mistaken.
00:16:47 - Am I?
00:16:49 You leave right now or I'll make you leave.
00:16:51 - Phoenix.
00:16:52 Phoenix.
00:16:55 Don't get mad.
00:16:58 Just let me explain.
00:17:00 - Get back to your side or you'll regret it.
00:17:02 - Can't we just talk about it?
00:17:07 (fighting)
00:17:09 - Brother Long, show us some real Shaolin Kung Fu.
00:17:31 Come on.
00:17:34 (fighting)
00:17:36 Keep trying.
00:17:44 (fighting)
00:17:48 (fighting)
00:17:50 (fighting)
00:17:53 (fighting)
00:17:55 - Pathetic.
00:18:07 (fighting)
00:18:10 (explosion)
00:18:20 (screaming)
00:18:22 - Save her, help her.
00:18:25 - Help me, save her.
00:18:26 She doesn't know how to swim.
00:18:29 - Huh?
00:18:30 (screaming)
00:18:32 - Hey, wake up.
00:18:41 - She's not breathing.
00:18:42 - What do we do?
00:18:43 - Give her mouth to mouth.
00:18:44 - But how?
00:18:45 - You just gotta blow.
00:18:46 - Blow?
00:18:47 - Well, if you don't blow into her mouth
00:18:48 and give her mouth to mouth,
00:18:49 then she's gonna die.
00:18:50 (crying)
00:18:52 - Don't die, please.
00:18:55 - Please don't die.
00:18:57 - Please don't die.
00:18:58 - I'm out of breath.
00:19:01 You gotta take over.
00:19:02 - Hurry up.
00:19:05 Hurry up.
00:19:06 - Why?
00:19:07 - You gotta do it.
00:19:08 - I know she's a girl.
00:19:09 - No, no.
00:19:10 - But you just gotta.
00:19:11 - Please.
00:19:12 - You gotta.
00:19:13 - Please.
00:19:13 - Go on.
00:19:14 (crying)
00:19:18 (screaming)
00:19:20 (splashing)
00:19:23 - Wait.
00:19:31 - Sister.
00:19:31 - Sister.
00:19:32 - What happened?
00:19:33 - Well, this girl.
00:19:34 - I know women are really made out of water.
00:19:36 - Silly.
00:19:37 - Wow, Wu-Tang swords are really something.
00:19:44 - She was easy on you.
00:19:47 - She'd hit hard.
00:19:48 You really might have lost something.
00:19:52 - So it seems she's not so bad after all.
00:19:54 - She tastes good too.
00:19:56 - This isn't bad either.
00:19:57 (splashing)
00:19:59 Hey, if we could learn the Wu-Tang style
00:20:03 and combine it with our Shaolin Kung Fu, then.
00:20:06 - That'd be great.
00:20:07 - I'll go back.
00:20:08 (dramatic music)
00:20:11 - You were told not to play with women.
00:20:16 Yet you kicked her into the water.
00:20:18 So you like to fight?
00:20:19 Come on, fight each other.
00:20:21 - We're good brothers.
00:20:26 We respect each other.
00:20:29 - Go on.
00:20:30 Harder.
00:20:33 If you don't hit harder, then I'll tell your dad
00:20:35 that you were fighting.
00:20:37 (slapping)
00:20:39 - Ow.
00:20:40 You monkey, where's your manners?
00:20:42 - All right, everyone fight.
00:20:43 (dramatic music)
00:20:46 - You listen, whoever loses will go up in front of dad.
00:20:51 (slapping)
00:21:15 - Uncle, tell him to stop.
00:21:18 - Fight.
00:21:19 - Fight with whom?
00:21:20 - Fight me.
00:21:21 - Uncle, you must be kidding.
00:21:23 - Go on.
00:21:24 - Bastard, that's serious.
00:21:28 - Hey, hey, no.
00:21:29 (slapping)
00:21:31 - Take the pole.
00:21:44 Whatever you say.
00:21:45 (slapping)
00:21:48 - Good.
00:22:04 - Go pretend, get up.
00:22:10 - Sam Long, Sam Long.
00:22:11 - Brother Long, Brother Long, you all right?
00:22:14 - Brother.
00:22:15 - Sam Long, are you all right?
00:22:16 - Well now, somebody's dead.
00:22:19 - Uncle, you've gone too far this time.
00:22:21 - Yeah, listen to us.
00:22:24 - What should we do now?
00:22:25 - Well, what do you think?
00:22:26 - You gotta give him mouth to mouth resuscitation.
00:22:28 - But how?
00:22:29 - You just blow in his mouth.
00:22:30 Go on, go on, blow, blow.
00:22:32 (screaming)
00:22:38 - You bastard, you fooled me.
00:22:40 (slapping)
00:22:41 - Brother Long, are you all right, brother?
00:22:43 - Uncle, we did it for you and for father.
00:22:46 - Yeah, it's for you and dad, we promise.
00:22:48 - All right, but you've blown it now.
00:22:50 Are you happy?
00:22:51 Huh.
00:22:52 Hey, uncle, uncle, you mustn't give up now.
00:22:56 We'll get wise for you and father,
00:22:57 and the Wu Tang style.
00:22:59 We will succeed.
00:23:00 - Yeah, we will, we promise.
00:23:02 - Now, fifth daughter likes Shaolin Kung Fu,
00:23:06 so let us teach her.
00:23:08 We must establish friendship first,
00:23:09 give Mr. Pao a good impression,
00:23:11 and then propose dad's marriage to his big daughter.
00:23:14 (slapping)
00:23:17 (cheering)
00:23:29 - The martial competition will now commence.
00:23:32 The purpose of it is to cement friendship.
00:23:36 (cheering)
00:23:38 - The loser must call the winner teacher.
00:23:41 (cheering)
00:23:43 - Go come forward, snake.
00:23:49 - Round-headed, it's water snake.
00:23:52 - No, it's the eel.
00:23:53 - So use the duck.
00:23:54 - Okay, okay.
00:23:55 - Come on.
00:23:56 (imitating duck quacking)
00:23:58 - Come on.
00:23:59 (laughing)
00:24:01 (imitating duck quacking)
00:24:08 (slapping)
00:24:10 (imitating duck quacking)
00:24:16 - You lost, call me teacher, come on now.
00:24:26 You fell on the grass, that's right.
00:24:28 - Teacher.
00:24:28 You said it wasn't you.
00:24:32 - By the way, go.
00:24:36 (laughing)
00:24:39 - Don't be so happy.
00:24:40 You're a snake, I'm a cat.
00:24:42 (slapping)
00:24:45 - You're so skinny like a sick cat,
00:24:46 a tiger your size wouldn't make me scared.
00:24:49 - Yeah, that's right, go get him.
00:24:51 Go on, go on.
00:24:52 - Me?
00:24:53 (laughing)
00:24:53 - You're scared, just come and call me teacher then.
00:24:55 (laughing)
00:24:57 - Go on, go on.
00:24:58 - Don't be scared.
00:24:59 - You can do it, you can get that boy.
00:25:01 - Go on.
00:25:02 - Go on.
00:25:02 - Don't be scared.
00:25:04 Go on.
00:25:05 - Go on.
00:25:06 - Ow.
00:25:07 - Oh.
00:25:08 (laughing)
00:25:09 - She grabbed her back.
00:25:11 - Hey girl, what's wrong with you?
00:25:14 - I'm not scared of my stomach aches
00:25:16 every time I get nervous.
00:25:18 - Oh, you're useless.
00:25:20 - Oh.
00:25:22 - What style is that?
00:25:30 (grunting)
00:25:32 (grunting)
00:25:34 (grunting)
00:25:37 (grunting)
00:25:41 (grunting)
00:25:43 (grunting)
00:25:58 (screaming)
00:26:05 (grunting)
00:26:07 (grunting)
00:26:09 - We won, we won.
00:26:31 - We won.
00:26:33 - We won.
00:26:34 - We won.
00:26:34 - Nevermind now I won.
00:26:36 - I just won it.
00:26:37 - Yay.
00:26:39 - I need to put my t-shirt on now.
00:26:40 - I haven't lost yet.
00:26:42 Just wait.
00:26:43 Do you mind?
00:26:45 Just wait.
00:26:48 Come with me.
00:26:49 - I don't know what they're doing.
00:26:56 - What are they doing?
00:26:56 - Go on.
00:26:57 - You go and see what they're doing.
00:26:58 - Go on, go on.
00:26:59 - Find out.
00:27:04 (laughing)
00:27:06 - Well, what was it?
00:27:07 - They have trouble but we do it easy.
00:27:10 - Have you finished yet?
00:27:20 - No.
00:27:20 - Would you hurry up?
00:27:25 - Okay.
00:27:26 (screaming)
00:27:27 - Get away from here.
00:27:29 Get away.
00:27:33 - Never come back.
00:27:34 - Hey, I didn't come here to fight.
00:27:49 I came here to apologize.
00:27:51 Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:27:55 That Wu Tong swordsmanship, that's really something.
00:27:58 If you hadn't been easy on me the other day,
00:28:01 I would have been dead right now.
00:28:03 - Are you trying to steal our sword style?
00:28:06 - Hey, please, you mustn't say steal.
00:28:09 I wanted to learn from you.
00:28:11 So there, you've won that point.
00:28:16 And now, I have won that point.
00:28:21 - You really think you can beat me?
00:28:24 - Phoenix, Shao Lin and Wu Tong
00:28:26 are both unique in their own ways
00:28:28 and both have also weak points.
00:28:30 So if we combine them together,
00:28:32 don't you think we could both develop much better?
00:28:36 - What you've just said does make some sense to me.
00:28:41 - Well, I'll show my style to you and then you advise me.
00:28:45 - All right, show it to me then.
00:28:48 - Right.
00:28:49 Observe.
00:28:51 (upbeat music)
00:28:54 (swords clashing)
00:28:57 (upbeat music)
00:29:26 - How about that?
00:29:27 - There's nothing special about your style.
00:29:29 So get lost.
00:29:30 - But you...
00:29:31 - I could have kicked you into the water, you know.
00:29:34 But I didn't do it.
00:29:35 Just go.
00:29:36 - But...
00:29:38 - If I see you here again, I won't be so easy on you.
00:29:42 - Run along.
00:29:46 You've been fooled.
00:29:48 - I was fooled, but she's been hooked.
00:29:50 She's been easy on me,
00:29:51 means she has an interest in our Shao Lin Kung Fu.
00:29:54 - She's interested in you too.
00:29:56 (all laughing)
00:29:58 - So now there's finally a hope for our father's marriage.
00:30:01 (swords clashing)
00:30:04 (swords clashing)
00:30:07 - Hey!
00:30:30 - Who's there?
00:30:31 Come out!
00:30:33 (all moaning)
00:30:35 - Why aren't you at home?
00:30:39 What are you all doing here?
00:30:40 - Huh, I see.
00:30:42 You forbid us to learn the Shao Lin Kung Fu,
00:30:43 but you learn it yourself.
00:30:45 Come, let's go back and tell Dad and Third Sister
00:30:47 to learn Shao Lin Kung Fu secretly.
00:30:49 - Yeah, let's go. - Hold it!
00:30:51 Hang on.
00:30:52 Do you like to play with Monkey Boy across the river?
00:30:57 - No, but I like the Buddha head.
00:30:59 - I like little tiger head.
00:31:00 - And I like Monkey Boy.
00:31:01 - I like Shao Lin Kung Fu.
00:31:03 - Right.
00:31:05 Well, if you like them so much,
00:31:06 you can go and play with them.
00:31:08 (all cheering)
00:31:10 But will you now tell Dad about me learning their Kung Fu?
00:31:14 (all laughing)
00:31:16 - Let's go and play with the boys.
00:31:17 - Don't you understand?
00:31:21 I need a boy to learn my Kung Fu
00:31:23 and carry on our family line.
00:31:24 - I have done my best for you.
00:31:26 Ever since I married into this family,
00:31:28 my stomach has never had a chance to rest.
00:31:31 - And you ask 10 cows for each daughter,
00:31:33 go and run a cow shed instead.
00:31:34 - Hey, Mammy, I know you've tried very hard.
00:31:39 - Don't touch me.
00:31:41 You should think about your daughters.
00:31:43 What's wrong with Tian Long?
00:31:44 He raised all those orphans on his own.
00:31:46 It proves that he's very good.
00:31:48 - But he's from Shao Lin and I'm from Wu Tang.
00:31:51 Hey, hey, Mammy, you wouldn't want our family line to stop.
00:31:55 I know you've tried very hard,
00:31:56 but please, how about one more try?
00:31:58 - Good heavens, you should be ashamed.
00:32:01 At the age of 50, I can't.
00:32:03 - Hey, come on, nevermind that.
00:32:05 I call that the sign of health and happiness for us.
00:32:08 - If I agree to try again,
00:32:12 you compromise on our daughter's marriage?
00:32:13 - Yes, of course.
00:32:14 But still, it's gotta be a boy or no compromise.
00:32:19 - Appa, you put your hand here.
00:32:22 - Three months now?
00:32:26 What, two months and so big?
00:32:29 Oh, Buddha bless us, Buddha bless us, Buddha.
00:32:32 - Buddha, merciful Buddha,
00:32:36 bless the Pao family with the dragon.
00:32:39 - A son for the Pao's and a phoenix for us.
00:32:41 - So, we'll have a mother then.
00:32:43 - Yeah, we'll have a mother.
00:32:45 - Buddha, please give us your blessings.
00:32:47 - Buddha bless us, Buddha bless us, Buddha bless us.
00:32:58 (baby crying)
00:33:00 - Congratulations, madam, it's a girl.
00:33:07 (upbeat music)
00:33:10 (baby crying)
00:33:12 (upbeat music)
00:33:16 - Hey, I wanna get the prize again.
00:33:19 Hey, I wanna get the prize again.
00:33:23 I wanna get the prize again.
00:33:28 - Hey, what is it this time?
00:33:30 - It's the same as me.
00:33:32 - No, no, it's not the same.
00:33:36 This time it's something different.
00:33:40 - What's different about it?
00:33:42 - Hey, what is different?
00:33:45 - I don't know.
00:33:46 - Is it something like ours?
00:33:51 - Yeah, yeah, it's something like yours.
00:33:54 (cheering)
00:33:56 - Hey, come on, let's go tell daddy she's got a dragon.
00:33:58 Come on, come on.
00:34:00 - It's a boy.
00:34:01 - Can't be, I saw daddy's got a sad face.
00:34:04 - No, after you'd gone,
00:34:05 I saw dad change to a happy face.
00:34:07 (laughing)
00:34:09 - I have finally got you.
00:34:11 (laughing)
00:34:13 (baby crying)
00:34:16 (laughing)
00:34:18 - Oh, wow.
00:34:19 Give the baby girl a wash too.
00:34:21 - Oh, come on, you're better at that, eh?
00:34:25 Good boy.
00:34:26 Now, I'll dress you up beautifully to thank the Buddha.
00:34:30 (bell tolling)
00:34:41 (clapping)
00:34:43 - You see, I was right.
00:34:58 You did what I told you to do
00:35:00 and now you've got yourself a son.
00:35:02 (laughing)
00:35:04 (clapping)
00:35:07 (laughing)
00:35:09 - Get out!
00:35:14 - Oh, look, they're alive.
00:35:21 (clapping)
00:35:25 (clapping)
00:35:27 - Very nice of them to come.
00:35:40 - Oh, yes.
00:35:41 - People are not to be trusted.
00:35:49 They may be after something.
00:35:51 (clapping)
00:35:54 they may be after something.
00:35:56 (clapping)
00:35:59 (clapping)
00:36:01 (clapping)
00:36:03 (clapping)
00:36:06 (clapping)
00:36:09 (clapping)
00:36:11 (clapping)
00:36:13 (clapping)
00:36:15 (clapping)
00:36:18 (clapping)
00:36:20 (clapping)
00:36:22 - They're off!
00:36:23 (clapping)
00:36:25 (clapping)
00:36:28 (clapping)
00:36:30 (clapping)
00:36:32 (clapping)
00:36:34 (clapping)
00:36:37 (clapping)
00:36:39 (clapping)
00:36:49 (clapping)
00:36:51 (clapping)
00:36:54 (clapping)
00:36:56 (clapping)
00:36:58 (clapping)
00:37:00 (clapping)
00:37:03 (clapping)
00:37:05 - What's wrong with you?
00:37:06 - Sister, I'm exhausted.
00:37:08 - You've gotta hold on, we can't lose to them.
00:37:12 (clapping)
00:37:14 Get up!
00:37:16 - I can't.
00:37:17 - You've got to.
00:37:20 - Sister, I really can't make it.
00:37:22 - You, you're no use at all.
00:37:26 Get away!
00:37:38 - Hey, if you don't want to be laughed at,
00:37:41 then lie down slowly.
00:37:43 We'll work together and do a good show.
00:37:46 (clapping)
00:37:48 (clapping)
00:37:50 (clapping)
00:37:53 (clapping)
00:37:55 (clapping)
00:37:57 (clapping)
00:37:59 - Dad, he's teasing her.
00:38:27 - He doesn't look.
00:38:28 Mr. Pound, how dare they do those things in public?
00:38:32 - That's right, we must stop this immoral act.
00:38:35 (baby crying)
00:38:41 - All right, all right.
00:38:43 (clapping)
00:38:46 (clapping)
00:38:48 - Look at that, these kids are fantastic.
00:39:11 - That's right.
00:39:12 - Here, here.
00:39:14 - Buy yourself some sweets.
00:39:16 - Thank you, Auntie.
00:39:17 Dad sends his regards.
00:39:19 - Oh, thank you.
00:39:20 You see, they're very considerate.
00:39:25 - That's right.
00:39:26 - Hello.
00:39:31 (upbeat music)
00:39:34 - Orange.
00:39:35 (upbeat music)
00:39:37 (upbeat music)
00:39:40 (upbeat music)
00:39:43 (upbeat music)
00:39:45 (upbeat music)
00:39:48 (upbeat music)
00:39:50 (upbeat music)
00:39:53 (upbeat music)
00:39:56 (upbeat music)
00:39:57 - Oh, so, all tonic pills.
00:39:59 - Mom, you learned to follow the traditional recipe.
00:40:02 - Oh, it's so big, how do you swallow it?
00:40:06 - Oh, silly girl.
00:40:07 A big dose is better effects.
00:40:10 (laughing)
00:40:11 - Mom, Tin Long said you must build up your strength
00:40:14 after you give birth.
00:40:15 - Oh, he's really very considerate.
00:40:19 A good man like him is very rare these days,
00:40:21 unlike your father.
00:40:23 - Mom, He Long said they've already got four cows, you know.
00:40:28 - So ask him to propose.
00:40:30 - But still, Dad.
00:40:31 - Dad, we'll take them.
00:40:32 - Mom, when can Yilan and sister get married?
00:40:34 (gasping)
00:40:35 - Your dad agreed.
00:40:37 And if I gave him a son, he'd compromise with them.
00:40:40 - Oh, ask He Long to come over.
00:40:41 (upbeat music)
00:40:44 (upbeat music)
00:40:47 (upbeat music)
00:40:49 (upbeat music)
00:40:52 (upbeat music)
00:40:54 (upbeat music)
00:40:57 (upbeat music)
00:41:00 (upbeat music)
00:41:02 (cow mooing)
00:41:05 (laughing)
00:41:07 (cow mooing)
00:41:09 (laughing)
00:41:12 - Go faster.
00:41:13 (laughing)
00:41:15 - Uncle.
00:41:19 - What are you doing here?
00:41:22 - Tin Long.
00:41:23 - He Long, so good to see you.
00:41:24 - Auntie, we brought the four cows.
00:41:26 They're a bit skinny.
00:41:27 - Nevermind, they'll do.
00:41:29 Come in, come in.
00:41:31 (speaking in foreign language)
00:41:35 Tin Long, Yilan, come and talk to your future father.
00:41:37 - Uncle.
00:41:39 Uncle, we've come here to see you
00:41:41 about the marriage of your two daughters.
00:41:44 - Oh, just four skinny old cows for my two daughters?
00:41:47 You must really think that I'm crazy.
00:41:49 - What's that?
00:41:51 But you promised me that you'd compromise
00:41:53 if I gave you a son.
00:41:54 - Yes, but that doesn't mean it's a big sale.
00:41:56 - No. - Mr. Pao.
00:41:57 Oh, Mr. Ma, what brings you here today?
00:42:00 I have come on some business.
00:42:02 Uh, Al.
00:42:03 (laughing)
00:42:04 - Father-in-law.
00:42:05 - Hang on.
00:42:06 When did you become my son-in-law?
00:42:09 - Oh, but he will be soon.
00:42:12 I brought along the dowry
00:42:13 and 10 big strong cows are lined up outside.
00:42:16 - Ha ha ha, good.
00:42:18 - Sit down, sit down.
00:42:20 Mr. Ma, I'm not boasting to you now,
00:42:23 but my daughter, Tai Feng, will make a perfect wife.
00:42:25 - Hey, hey, hey.
00:42:29 You're my student and Tai Feng is my future mom.
00:42:31 How dare you?
00:42:32 - Oh, I dare not.
00:42:34 Dad, it's not her.
00:42:35 - Uh-oh.
00:42:38 - Tai Feng is only 20 years old this month.
00:42:40 And Tai Feng.
00:42:41 - Oh, and what about Ye Feng then?
00:42:44 She's 18, she's younger than your son, huh?
00:42:46 - No, no, no.
00:42:47 - Bastard, you steal her from me?
00:42:49 - I dare not.
00:42:50 Please, sir, I want to marry her.
00:42:55 - You want me?
00:42:57 Really?
00:42:58 Yet first, you have to ask my friend for his permission.
00:43:04 - Mr. Pao.
00:43:05 - Oh, that's a fair challenge.
00:43:08 Good, Dragon, if you lose, you must marry him.
00:43:11 - Yes, dad.
00:43:12 - Hai.
00:43:18 - Hai.
00:43:20 - Hai.
00:43:21 My teacher said that a martial artist
00:43:25 should never try to bully women.
00:43:27 Miss Pao, you can take the lead.
00:43:29 (dramatic music)
00:43:33 (swords clanging)
00:43:36 - How does it taste?
00:43:42 - Huh, but you missed.
00:43:44 - Teacher, what can I do now?
00:43:54 - Your teacher can't even help himself.
00:43:56 - Thank you, teacher.
00:44:01 (swords clanging)
00:44:04 - Oh, oh.
00:44:13 - We Wu Tangs were always the best.
00:44:18 Shaolin Kung Fu is no good at all.
00:44:20 Mr. Mao, your son, I was chosen the wrong teacher.
00:44:24 - No, I lack experience.
00:44:26 - Then go study for another 10 years.
00:44:29 - 10 years?
00:44:30 You'll be too old then.
00:44:31 - Such a girl is no good to you.
00:44:33 I'll get you a wife who's nice and sweet.
00:44:35 Let's go.
00:44:36 - Give me the bowl.
00:44:37 - Hey, what do you want?
00:44:40 - A challenge.
00:44:40 Not you, it's her.
00:44:44 - Yi Long, stop that.
00:44:46 - Oh, so you want to marry her?
00:44:48 - Sure.
00:44:49 - But we have our regulations here.
00:44:51 We want 10 cows for our Tai Feng
00:44:53 and a skillful martial artist for Dragon.
00:44:56 As for Yi Feng...
00:44:57 - What do you want?
00:44:58 Well, can you sing?
00:44:59 - Huh?
00:45:00 I have to sing?
00:45:01 - Well, you see, she likes singing.
00:45:03 So if you really want to marry her,
00:45:05 you must sing better than she can.
00:45:07 - Huh?
00:45:08 You...
00:45:09 - You know he can't even speak well
00:45:11 and you want him to sing?
00:45:12 Are you trying to just put us off?
00:45:14 - And what if I am?
00:45:15 - Right, then let me challenge her.
00:45:17 Come on.
00:45:20 - Sun Long.
00:45:21 Hey, behave yourself.
00:45:23 - Excuse us.
00:45:24 - Go on. - Let's go.
00:45:24 - Qin Zhong, Qin Zhong.
00:45:28 - Master.
00:45:29 - Mr. Bao, they're fooling around with your daughters.
00:45:32 (children laughing)
00:45:35 (children laughing)
00:45:38 (children laughing)
00:45:41 (children laughing)
00:45:44 - Hey, by the river side.
00:46:10 ♪ A devil is a goat ♪
00:46:12 ♪ And a banana monkey ♪
00:46:14 ♪ The monkey is you ♪
00:46:15 (children laughing)
00:46:18 - Rain fall, make sure it's really tight.
00:46:22 I don't want it to really fall.
00:46:25 - Walk like man.
00:46:27 - You're right.
00:46:28 - Deliver us.
00:46:29 - All right.
00:46:29 (children laughing)
00:46:32 (children laughing)
00:46:35 - Three fat friends behind you.
00:46:47 - Okay.
00:46:48 (children laughing)
00:46:51 (children laughing)
00:46:54 - It's moving.
00:47:06 - Hey look, I'm back here.
00:47:09 (children laughing)
00:47:12 - God damn.
00:47:21 - I got you, you're fat pig.
00:47:23 - Oh no.
00:47:25 - Damn you.
00:47:30 Bastard.
00:47:34 - Bunch of god damn little bastards.
00:47:43 If you cross the river again, I'll kill you.
00:47:45 You, whenever I ask you to practice kung fu,
00:47:48 then your stomach starts aching.
00:47:49 But it doesn't ache when you want to fool around
00:47:51 with these damn kids.
00:47:52 Come on.
00:47:53 Stick your bottoms up.
00:47:55 Go on.
00:47:57 All these years I've brought you up.
00:48:00 I've never beaten you or scolded you.
00:48:04 And now outsiders have beaten you.
00:48:06 Have you no shame?
00:48:07 So you'll get another beating.
00:48:09 Does it hurt?
00:48:11 - No, no.
00:48:12 - That never really beats as hard.
00:48:17 - Don't worry, it doesn't hurt for long.
00:48:20 - Stick it higher.
00:48:21 Now tell them, how does it feel?
00:48:34 - It's sore, hot and it's painful.
00:48:39 - So tell me, do you deserve it?
00:48:43 - No, I don't.
00:48:44 - Say that again.
00:48:46 - Dad, we were just trying to help you marry sister Tai Feng.
00:48:50 - Get up now.
00:48:52 You meant well, but we cannot force things like that.
00:48:56 We have no women.
00:48:59 You have no mother.
00:49:01 And for 10 years we have managed.
00:49:03 Our Shaolin ancestors all managed their lives
00:49:06 without any women.
00:49:07 From now on, we'd better give the idea up, I think.
00:49:15 - Buddha bless us.
00:49:16 - Meat and wine don't matter.
00:49:22 Buddha is in our hearts.
00:49:24 - A clean shave on head, same as washing soap.
00:49:30 - No washing, no combing.
00:49:34 It's easy to look after.
00:49:35 (children laughing)
00:49:38 - A monk has no private feelings.
00:49:57 (children laughing)
00:50:00 - Don't look at me, a monk.
00:50:03 I won't shave my head.
00:50:05 I won't shave it, I tell you.
00:50:07 - Yi Lan.
00:50:08 - I'll marry Yi Feng.
00:50:09 - You, why are you so damn stupid?
00:50:11 Mr. Pao won't give you his daughter.
00:50:13 No use you're losing your temper.
00:50:15 Just give up.
00:50:16 - Give up?
00:50:17 Never.
00:50:18 You betrayed Tai Feng, I won't do the same to Yi Feng.
00:50:20 - Who do you think you're talking to?
00:50:22 - Uncle, you can't talk to him like that.
00:50:23 - Uncle, don't call him that.
00:50:26 - Suit yourselves.
00:50:27 From now on, don't call me uncle.
00:50:29 - Hey, uncle.
00:50:31 Dad, uncle, he...
00:50:32 - He'll never change.
00:50:33 When he's upset, he always leaves home.
00:50:35 He won't go further than the cave beyond the hill.
00:50:38 (Yi Feng grunting)
00:51:01 (children chattering)
00:51:04 - Go and be a monk.
00:51:06 Why'd you come here?
00:51:07 Don't call me uncle anymore.
00:51:09 (Yi Feng grunting)
00:51:12 - No wonder his sister likes you so much.
00:51:14 - What good will it do?
00:51:16 He's chicken.
00:51:17 He's got no guts.
00:51:19 You don't even know what you should do.
00:51:20 - Do what?
00:51:21 - Look, uncle.
00:51:22 - What is this?
00:51:27 - What do you think it is?
00:51:28 - A circle.
00:51:29 - And this?
00:51:30 - A girl.
00:51:31 - What's she doing?
00:51:31 - Dancing.
00:51:32 (children laughing)
00:51:33 - It's the moon fairy running to the moon.
00:51:35 I don't know what it is.
00:51:36 It's stupid.
00:51:37 (children laughing)
00:51:38 - Do you understand what we're trying to tell you?
00:51:40 - She's a bit slow.
00:51:41 (children laughing)
00:51:42 - Well, unless it's stupid.
00:51:43 Sister Yi Feng loves you for what you are.
00:51:46 Don't you know that?
00:51:47 - Yeah, she does.
00:51:47 - Hey, so tell me what to do.
00:51:49 (dramatic music)
00:51:51 (Yi Feng grunting)
00:51:55 (Yi Feng grunting)
00:51:58 - Who is it?
00:52:16 - It's me.
00:52:18 - Who are you?
00:52:20 - I'm the new maid, Spring Moon.
00:52:24 No one is to come in here when I'm practicing.
00:52:26 Get out.
00:52:27 - Yes, master.
00:52:28 (dramatic music)
00:52:32 (knocking)
00:52:43 - Who is it?
00:52:44 - It's Spring Moon.
00:52:45 - Who are you?
00:52:48 - My uncle is waiting for you.
00:52:51 You must run away with him.
00:52:53 Leave here before it's too late.
00:52:55 (dramatic music)
00:53:03 - Sister, where are you going?
00:53:19 It's very late.
00:53:21 - Sister, please let me go and don't tell anyone.
00:53:25 - No.
00:53:26 If you're trying to elope, it just won't work.
00:53:28 You have to come back with me.
00:53:30 - Your dad has ruined your sister's happiness.
00:53:34 Do you want the same to happen to Yi Feng?
00:53:36 You're a girl too.
00:53:37 Are you willing to submit to your father
00:53:39 and marry anybody that he tells you to
00:53:40 when you don't love them?
00:53:41 - Go on, both of you.
00:53:44 - Sister, thank you.
00:53:49 (crowd chattering)
00:53:52 - Hurry up now.
00:53:55 - I used to think that you were an awfully mean girl,
00:54:09 but tonight you've made me change my mind about you.
00:54:12 I just noticed how pretty you were.
00:54:15 - I don't need your flattery.
00:54:16 (crowd chattering)
00:54:20 - You go now.
00:54:21 - To help your sister and I'll help my brother.
00:54:23 We'll share the same fate, so come with us.
00:54:24 - Come with you?
00:54:26 Who do you think I am?
00:54:27 Thought I'd run away with you.
00:54:28 Go!
00:54:29 Go away now, don't drag me into this.
00:54:33 - Thank you very much.
00:54:34 I won't forget this.
00:54:35 - Hey, you, you see what you've done now?
00:54:42 - Let's take her back and punish her.
00:54:45 - Yes.
00:54:47 (water splashing)
00:54:49 - Brother, look, look over there, look!
00:54:52 (bells jangling)
00:54:54 - They say that women are made out of water,
00:54:59 but Sister Phoenix is different.
00:55:00 She's got spirit.
00:55:03 - That's right.
00:55:03 The righteous spirit.
00:55:06 - Kneel down.
00:55:08 You're the village chief,
00:55:11 and yet your own daughter has violated the rules.
00:55:15 By condoning their elopement,
00:55:17 she must now be duly punished
00:55:18 according to the village rules.
00:55:20 - I am a man of principles.
00:55:24 My daughter has broken the rules,
00:55:26 so she will be punished.
00:55:28 - Right.
00:55:29 She was found to have helped the adulteress to run away.
00:55:32 According to the rules, she must be drowned.
00:55:35 (bells jangling)
00:55:38 - Dragon, dragon!
00:55:42 Dragon!
00:55:43 Give me back my daughter!
00:55:47 You can't do this to my daughter!
00:55:50 - We must observe the village laws.
00:55:53 If she's alive when the justice is finished,
00:55:54 we'll let her go.
00:55:56 Time's up, do it!
00:55:58 - Time's up!
00:56:02 - Master, time's up.
00:56:04 (children shouting)
00:56:12 - She has no feelings.
00:56:14 - She has no feelings.
00:56:16 - She's a dead animal.
00:56:17 - She's a dead animal.
00:56:19 - Her sister's innocent.
00:56:21 - Innocent.
00:56:22 - What are you doing here, bastard?
00:56:28 You got guts, do you want to die?
00:56:30 - I am responsible for everything.
00:56:32 You let her go.
00:56:33 - If it wasn't for you, bastard,
00:56:36 Ye Feng would never have eloped,
00:56:38 and Dragon wouldn't have ended up like this.
00:56:40 (swords clashing)
00:56:42 - Why have you come here just to get yourself killed?
00:56:45 - I said before, we'll share the same fate.
00:56:47 - Your wish shall come true.
00:56:50 - Mr. Pao, it's all ready now.
00:56:54 I'll go first.
00:56:56 I'll see you in the sea palace.
00:56:58 - San Lu!
00:56:59 (water splashing)
00:57:01 (children shouting)
00:57:04 (dramatic music)
00:57:07 - A dragon, dragon!
00:57:14 - Wait!
00:57:18 (water splashing)
00:57:29 (bells ringing)
00:57:32 - Leave!
00:57:32 (dragon growling)
00:57:44 (children shouting)
00:57:59 (dramatic music)
00:58:02 - He's finished!
00:58:04 (bells ringing)
00:58:07 (children shouting)
00:58:22 - Dragon, dragon!
00:58:26 I didn't mean to kill you!
00:58:27 Give me back my daughter!
00:58:29 You must get in there and save her!
00:58:31 Dragon!
00:58:32 - Hey, Dad's coming.
00:58:42 - Dad!
00:58:45 - Chicken soup with ginseng.
00:58:46 It's a very good tonic for women.
00:58:48 - Dad, you don't blame me for bringing Dragon here.
00:58:51 (children laughing)
00:58:55 - Remember, don't you try to steal the soup.
00:58:57 It's too strong for men.
00:58:58 Don't say you haven't been warned.
00:59:01 - Yes, Dad.
00:59:01 (dramatic music)
00:59:07 (bells ringing)
00:59:09 - Here's some chicken soup with ginseng.
00:59:33 My father's recipe.
00:59:34 Have some now.
00:59:35 (children laughing)
00:59:38 - You have some too.
00:59:40 - No, Dad says it's very good for women,
00:59:42 but that it's much too strong for men.
00:59:45 - Thanks for saving me.
00:59:48 - Hey, don't thank me.
00:59:49 I couldn't stand and watch you be killed.
00:59:51 - I used to believe in what Father said,
00:59:57 that all your family were bad guys.
00:59:59 And so I was against you.
01:00:03 - So you don't hate us now?
01:00:04 (dramatic music)
01:00:06 - As a matter of fact, you're not a bad man at all.
01:00:10 Actually, I cheated to learn Kung Fu from you.
01:00:15 - But I planned to teach you.
01:00:17 And then I made fun of you many times too.
01:00:20 And I kicked you into the water.
01:00:22 - And I cut your trousers.
01:00:23 Oh, do you wanna learn Wu Tang style?
01:00:29 - Of course.
01:00:30 Please teach me.
01:00:32 - So you've been planning this.
01:00:34 (swords clanging)
01:00:37 - Master, dragon is still alive.
01:00:42 Sam Lung has hidden it across the river.
01:00:44 (dramatic music)
01:00:47 (swords clanging)
01:00:50 - Dragon, dragon.
01:01:10 - You bastard, you dare seduce my daughter.
01:01:15 I just didn't want you to kill your own daughter.
01:01:17 - Dragon, come home with me.
01:01:20 - No, if you go back, they'll kill you.
01:01:23 - Bastard, who do you think you are?
01:01:25 She's my daughter, mind your own business.
01:01:27 - You'd even kill your own daughter?
01:01:29 What kind of father are you?
01:01:30 - Damn you.
01:01:32 (swords clanging)
01:01:36 (grunting)
01:01:38 - Who taught you this sword style?
01:01:57 - Dad, I did.
01:01:59 - Oh, I see.
01:02:01 So you've given them our family secrets,
01:02:03 you shameless little hussy, you.
01:02:05 Come back with me.
01:02:06 - Hold it.
01:02:08 Dragon, don't go back, they'll kill you.
01:02:12 - Bastard, you're really tired of living.
01:02:14 - Dad, watch out.
01:02:26 (swords clanging)
01:02:29 (screaming)
01:02:39 - Samuel, be careful.
01:02:41 (swords clanging)
01:02:44 (grunting)
01:02:46 - Now I'll teach you, you old boy.
01:03:08 - Stop, stop.
01:03:09 - Dad.
01:03:13 - Get out.
01:03:13 - Apologize to Uncle Pal.
01:03:16 - Thank you, I don't deserve it.
01:03:19 Come back with me.
01:03:20 - No.
01:03:22 - Samuel.
01:03:25 - Dad, they'll kill her if she goes back home.
01:03:27 - Samuel, this is a family affair, please stay out of it.
01:03:31 Dad, I'll go with you.
01:03:32 - Move.
01:03:40 - Dad, you always say we must uphold justice,
01:03:43 but now Dragon will be killed and you.
01:03:45 - Have you finished yet?
01:03:46 - Not yet.
01:03:47 Let Mr. Pal walk all over you,
01:03:48 think you own that much, that's ridiculous.
01:03:51 Tai Feng's been waiting for you for years,
01:03:55 you won't take her with you.
01:03:56 You've ruined her life and now you've ruined Dragon's.
01:03:59 - Come.
01:04:04 Let's go home now.
01:04:08 - Dad.
01:04:10 - I love Tai Feng, but I love you more.
01:04:13 - Dad can't sleep again.
01:04:35 - I know, I know.
01:04:37 - Dad can't sleep again.
01:04:39 - Dad is 40 now, because of us, he hasn't got a wife.
01:04:43 Poor father.
01:04:44 - Poor father.
01:04:46 - I'm poor too.
01:04:47 - You've got Dad, you're lucky.
01:04:49 - Yeah, you're right.
01:04:50 - You have.
01:04:51 - Now, it's Dad's birthday on the day after tomorrow,
01:04:58 why don't we give him a party?
01:04:59 (children cheering)
01:05:00 Just to show how much we love him.
01:05:02 - Yeah, let's do that.
01:05:05 - Hey, people say a man over 40 will get old quickly.
01:05:09 - That's right, Dad's only 40, but he's lost all his hair.
01:05:12 - It's all because of us.
01:05:14 - Autumn days, snakes are good.
01:05:18 Right, we'll have a snake, bird and chicken feast
01:05:20 for Dad to keep him warm.
01:05:22 - Hey, you are right, I bet you Dad.
01:05:24 - The two of us will get the chicken.
01:05:25 - Yeah, that sounds good.
01:05:27 - And the two of us.
01:05:28 - You get the snakes.
01:05:29 - Ah, I'm scared of snakes.
01:05:32 - Ah, God damn it, I don't want to wait anymore.
01:05:35 - Tell me, when can we take action?
01:05:37 - I can't stand it anymore, I want a girl.
01:05:40 (all chattering)
01:05:41 - Hey, brothers, we must have patience with this.
01:05:43 (all chattering)
01:05:45 Hey, boss, I know the Wu-Tang sword very well now.
01:05:48 If we can abduct old pal's baby son then,
01:05:51 those kids of Shaolin will be out of our way.
01:05:55 - A wish.
01:06:03 (water splashing)
01:06:07 (screaming)
01:06:08 - Help, help a snake, it bit me, I'm dying, I'm dying.
01:06:13 I'm dying.
01:06:14 - I don't know, let me see.
01:06:18 - I can't walk, I can't move anymore,
01:06:22 the poison will kill me.
01:06:24 (screaming)
01:06:26 - Hey, you're walking all right now.
01:06:30 - Why am I still alive?
01:06:32 - Look, it's a water snake, it's not poisonous.
01:06:35 We only want poisonous things, they make good tonics.
01:06:38 - You're terrific.
01:06:39 (dramatic music)
01:06:43 - Look at that guy, he looks weird.
01:07:00 - Who is he?
01:07:01 - Huh, he's an Indian, they're great with snakes.
01:07:04 - Oh, really?
01:07:05 - Yeah.
01:07:05 (dramatic music)
01:07:08, he looks suspicious.
01:07:13 - What's he doing?
01:07:14 - I don't know, I think he's trying to get a snake.
01:07:16 - A snake?
01:07:17 - Yeah, a snake.
01:07:18 - A snake?
01:07:19 - Yeah, a snake.
01:07:20 - A snake?
01:07:21 - Yeah, a snake.
01:07:21 - A snake?
01:07:22 - Yeah, a snake.
01:07:23 - A snake?
01:07:24 - Yeah, a snake.
01:07:25 - A snake?
01:07:26 - Yeah, a snake.
01:07:26 - A snake?
01:07:27 - Yeah, a snake.
01:07:28 - A snake?
01:07:29 - Yeah, a snake.
01:07:30 - A snake?
01:07:31 - Yeah, a snake.
01:07:31 - A snake?
01:07:32 - Yeah, a snake.
01:07:33 - A snake?
01:07:34 - Yeah, a snake.
01:07:35 - A snake?
01:07:36 - Yeah, a snake.
01:07:37 - A snake?
01:07:37 - Yeah, a snake.
01:07:38 - A snake?
01:07:39 - Yeah, a snake.
01:07:40 - A snake?
01:07:41 - Yeah, a snake.
01:07:42 - A snake?
01:07:42 - Yeah, a snake.
01:07:43 - A snake?
01:07:44 - Yeah, a snake.
01:07:45 - A snake?
01:07:46 - Yeah, a snake.
01:07:47 - A snake?
01:07:47 - Yeah, a snake.
01:07:48 - A snake?
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01:07:50 - A snake?
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01:07:52 - A snake?
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01:07:53 - A snake?
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01:07:55 - A snake?
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01:07:57 - A snake?
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01:07:58 - A snake?
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01:08:00 - A snake?
01:08:01 - Yeah, a snake.
01:08:02 - A snake?
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01:08:03 (dramatic music)
01:08:06 (opera singing)
01:08:30 (opera singing)
01:08:33 (opera singing)
01:08:55 (opera singing)
01:08:58 (screaming)
01:09:21 (screaming)
01:09:24 - Harshan!
01:09:28 (punching)
01:09:36 - I'll kill you!
01:09:46 (punching)
01:09:49 (sword slashing)
01:09:52 - Stop it!
01:09:57 (sword slashing)
01:09:59 (punching)
01:10:06 - Zee-Wan, come in quick!
01:10:16 (dramatic music)
01:10:19 (punching)
01:10:22 (punching)
01:10:24 (punching)
01:10:27 (punching)
01:10:29 (punching)
01:10:33 (punching)
01:10:44 (punching)
01:10:56 (screaming)
01:10:58 - You, damn you lazy girl!
01:11:25 Why did you go away?
01:11:26 You were to look after your brother.
01:11:27 - I had to go, I had to go to the toilet.
01:11:30 - Huh, you dare to talk back?
01:11:31 - Ah, I just couldn't wait.
01:11:33 - If you don't find him, I'll kill you!
01:11:35 (crying)
01:11:37 - Hey, I've got enough trouble.
01:11:40 Hey, change that, change it.
01:11:42 Not only 10 cows, I'd give up all my money,
01:11:45 plus my 10 daughters, in exchange for my son.
01:11:47 - Let's bow.
01:11:48 - Huh?
01:11:49 Master, all these years, I've been faithful to the gods.
01:11:53 Why do the gods still punish me?
01:11:54 - Hey, calm down, Mr. Fowl.
01:11:57 It's your son's fate that evil people will endanger his life.
01:11:59 - Who, who would dare?
01:12:01 - Master!
01:12:01 (screaming)
01:12:04 - Oh, my baby!
01:12:08 (screaming)
01:12:11 - How come you've got my son?
01:12:19 - Somebody kidnapped him, we found him in that cave.
01:12:22 - Yeah, we did!
01:12:24 - What a coincidence.
01:12:26 All right, what do you want in return, tell me?
01:12:29 - It's our duty, as Shaolin monks, to help the needy.
01:12:32 - Huh, you really want nothing from me.
01:12:34 - Yes, we do!
01:12:36 Here's our chance.
01:12:38 - Whoever finds my son will be rewarded
01:12:41 with cows, money, and marriage to my daughters.
01:12:44 - Dad stays up every night and sighs.
01:12:47 I think he misses Tai-Fei.
01:12:49 - Yeah, Uncle too!
01:12:52 - All right, since you so insist,
01:12:54 we don't want your cows or your money,
01:12:56 we want Tai-Feng and Yee-Feng.
01:12:58 - Hey, and more!
01:12:59 - More?
01:13:01 - Tell me what more you want.
01:13:02 - And we want to learn your Wu-Tang sword style.
01:13:07 - You really are dreaming.
01:13:10 - Just exactly as I thought.
01:13:13 They're evil.
01:13:14 - So it was you that abducted my son?
01:13:17 - Mr. Fowl, you've been so kind to let them stay.
01:13:20 And what have you got?
01:13:22 Ungrateful people.
01:13:23 - Oh, so it was you.
01:13:29 - Stop!
01:13:33 Mr. Fowl, if you don't kick them out,
01:13:35 even the Buddha can't help you.
01:13:37 Get out!
01:13:38 I tell you, old father, I want all of you
01:13:39 to move out of this village at once
01:13:41 and never let me see you again.
01:13:43 - Ungrateful bastard, we'll go and we'll never come back.
01:13:47 - Yeah, let's go, come on.
01:13:49 - Very well, goodbye.
01:13:51 - Cross eyes, don't think you're so damn smart.
01:13:56 - Sister, they've all gone.
01:14:19 Second sister's gone too.
01:14:22 - No, no.
01:14:23 (dramatic music)
01:14:27 (laughing)
01:14:29 (birds chirping)
01:14:32 (dramatic music)
01:14:38 (laughing)
01:14:46 (dramatic music)
01:14:49 (laughing)
01:15:17 - Brothers, let's go and get those girls in the village.
01:15:20 Don't let nobody there to stop us now.
01:15:23 Do whatever we like.
01:15:24 (yelling)
01:15:26 - Get back inside.
01:15:39 Let's kill the old man.
01:15:40 Get their money and all the girls.
01:15:42 Kill them!
01:15:43 (yelling)
01:15:45 (yelling)
01:15:47 (yelling)
01:15:50 (yelling)
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01:16:22 (yelling)
01:16:24 (yelling)
01:16:26 (yelling)
01:16:29 (yelling)
01:16:31 - Quick, get out of here.
01:16:57 (yelling)
01:16:59 (yelling)
01:17:02 (yelling)
01:17:05 (yelling)
01:17:29 (yelling)
01:17:32 (yelling)
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01:18:02 (yelling)
01:18:04 (yelling)
01:18:26 (yelling)
01:18:29 (yelling)
01:18:32 (yelling)
01:18:34 (yelling)
01:18:36 - The lace armor.
01:19:04 Is that a surprise to you?
01:19:06 (yelling)
01:19:08 How come you know Wu Tang style?
01:19:20 - Old pal, recognize me?
01:19:22 - Oh, so it's you.
01:19:24 (yelling)
01:19:26 (yelling)
01:19:29 - Your Wu Tang sword style is very good.
01:19:38 You're just too old.
01:19:39 (yelling)
01:19:41 (yelling)
01:19:44 (yelling)
01:19:46 - Hey, I thought you left.
01:20:11 Why'd you come back?
01:20:12 - Shaolin and Wu Tang may have been enemies,
01:20:14 but we can't run out of them.
01:20:17 (yelling)
01:20:19 (yelling)
01:20:21 (yelling)
01:20:23 (yelling)
01:20:26 (yelling)
01:20:28 (yelling)
01:20:32 (yelling)
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01:20:36 (yelling)
01:20:38 (yelling)
01:20:40 (yelling)
01:20:43 (yelling)
01:20:45 (yelling)
01:20:47 - Pretty, you better surrender
01:21:14 and I'll give you a good life.
01:21:16 (yelling)
01:21:19 It's you again.
01:21:34 I thought you would change for the better,
01:21:36 but you're still up to your old tricks.
01:21:39 (yelling)
01:21:41 - Brother, you look after Tai Feng.
01:22:03 I'll take care of him.
01:22:05 (yelling)
01:22:08 (yelling)
01:22:11 (yelling)
01:22:13 (yelling)
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01:23:44 (yelling)
01:23:48 (yelling)
01:23:53 (yelling)
01:23:55 - Whoa, he sure knows his body control.
01:24:09 - Never mind that, watch me.
01:24:11 (yelling)
01:24:15 (yelling)
01:24:18 - Get him!
01:24:28 (yelling)
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01:27:00 (yelling)
01:27:05 (yelling)
01:27:10 (yelling)
01:27:12 (yelling)
01:27:17 - Attack underneath!
01:27:28 (yelling)
01:27:30 (yelling)
01:27:40 (yelling)
01:27:42 - What did you do?
01:27:52 - We were gone!
01:27:53 - Gone?
01:27:54 - Tindall, you have saved our family.
01:27:56 I don't know how I can ever repay you.
01:27:59 I really--
01:27:59 - Uncle!
01:28:00 What about Dad and Tyfing's marriage?
01:28:03 - And Uncle!
01:28:04 - Oh, no problem.
01:28:07 Just fetch your four cows over here.
01:28:09 (cheering)
01:28:11 - Tindall, every one of your sons is very nice.
01:28:16 I really like them all very much.
01:28:18 - Auntie, but we don't have so many cows.
01:28:21 - Oh, how about an egg each?
01:28:24 You must have some of them.
01:28:25 (cheering)
01:28:27 - Down to each other!
01:28:29 (yelling)
01:28:31 (clapping)
01:28:33 (yelling)
01:28:35 - Bow to Mom and Dad!
01:28:46 - Dad, Mom, please accept our respects.
01:28:53 - Bow once!
01:28:56 Again!
01:28:59 And again!
01:29:02 That's all right, that's all right.
01:29:04 (laughing)
01:29:06 - It's a happy day today.
01:29:11 You mustn't get upset.
01:29:12 - Yes, get up, get up.
01:29:14 (laughing)
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01:29:53 (upbeat music)
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