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00:00 Excuse me, sister. Are you a believer?
00:03 Well, I believe that I'm late for my pedicure appointment.
00:05 I mean, do you believe in God?
00:06 Well, let's just say my communication with God has somewhat lessened.
00:09 Girl, ain't there any gifs over there?
00:19 I am the interim pastor at Faithful Missionary.
00:22 You are a real find for us.
00:24 'Cause you're blowing up, homie. I mean, big time.
00:27 Pastor.
00:28 Yeah, pastor, homie.
00:29 There she is.
00:30 There go that backsliding, hussy Divine Matthew.
00:33 You seem to have a knack for making people see things a little differently.
00:36 You can get the Holy Ghost, but you ain't got the fallout.
00:39 See, you can get buck wild if you want to.
00:41 You can even pop-lock if you want to.
00:44 Do you have any demons, pastor?
00:48 Well, I think Pastor Gibbs is the one who's playing himself.
00:51 See, I got some dirt on the brain.
00:52 Oh.
00:54 It's the substitute.
00:56 What are your intentions towards my daughter?
00:59 Oh, so you just want to hit it and quit it, is that it?
01:02 I just don't like the young man's delivery.
01:04 It's all good, Rev. Or should I say player?
01:06 Well, your dad is still young.
01:08 He cares so much about the church.
01:10 I think he sees it as slipping away to you.
01:12 It's been my dream in the past to have my own church.
01:14 Well, I can honestly say that I like your style.
01:17 My dad has his way, and you, you have yours.
01:20 Is he truly right for our church?
01:22 Does he have the right style?
01:24 Is he bringing in the right people?
01:26 Deacon Wells, cut the fat and get to the meat.
01:28 Don't just sound a little Jerry Springer.
01:30 You mean a little more and more impovertition.
01:34 Deacon Wells, you are not the father.
01:37 Wait a minute.
01:39 God's the father.
01:41 Let's just say you don't have a big fan of Deacon Wells.
01:43 Rev. Gibbs' sermons are scripture-based.
01:46 And these guest singers he's bringing in here is like this is the Arsenio Hall show.
01:50 Lord, give me the strength.
01:51 I don't want to be a failure to myself, Lord.
01:53 Especially my church.
01:55 I didn't catch your name.
01:57 They should have known that because you are heavenly.
02:00 Jesus walks, folks.
02:06 But Jesus never walked into his meetings late.
02:09 Jesus being late.
02:12 I thought it was funny.
02:17 No.
02:18 Okay, I guess not.
02:20 [Music]
02:24 [SILENCE]