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00:00:00Let's follow the path off Dusty's Trail, oh, Dusty's Trail, Dusty's Trail
00:00:07A stage and a wagon a-headin' west, part of a wagon train lost from the rest
00:00:16Dusty's the reason for their plight, thanks to Dusty, nothin's right
00:00:23Only the wagon master's hand keeps them a-rollin' to the promised land
00:00:31Oh, the goin' gets mighty rough, but they don't seem to mind
00:00:37It's California, eh, that's the place they must find
00:00:43Deserts and rocks are in their way, but they won't stop, come what may
00:00:50Mountains and hills that they must scale, but they know they'll make it
00:00:55Cause they just can't fail on Dusty's Trail
00:01:20Whoa, please, whoa, whoa, please, whoa, whoa, please, whoa
00:01:28We'll be gettin' a start as soon as Dusty gets the team hitched up to the stage
00:01:31Thought he had them hitched
00:01:32Yeah, so did he
00:01:34Oh, Andy
00:01:34Yeah, Mr. Callahan
00:01:35You be sure and keep that wagon close to the stage on the trail today
00:01:38We have to run into some hackamaws
00:01:40Hackamaws?
00:01:42Yeah, Indians
00:01:43The hackamaws are the most hostile and fierce of all the Indians
00:01:48Doesn't that make you nervous?
00:01:50Not Lulu
00:01:51Well, I'll match my war paint against their war paint
00:01:54Anytime
00:01:59Well, now that's how it should have been done the first time, Dusty
00:02:02Yes, sir
00:02:04Well, now, if you people get in, we'll get started
00:02:06I thought I made it perfectly clear that you ought to handle the stagecoach and Dusty can do the scouting
00:02:11Oh, boy
00:02:12I'm the wagon master, so I will make the decisions
00:02:16May I remind you they have just discovered gold in the California territory?
00:02:20I must get there as quickly as possible to open a western branch of my bank
00:02:23How many banks you own doesn't mean a thing to me
00:02:26I also own the company which owns this wagon train
00:02:31Now, that means something to me
00:02:33Well, if that's the way you want it, Dusty, you are going to ride scout
00:02:37Oh, wow
00:02:39I always wanted to ride scout
00:02:41Hmm?
00:02:44Wait a minute, Dusty
00:02:46Fix the stirrup for you
00:02:48Here
00:02:51I'll show him
00:03:02Oh, thanks, Dusty
00:03:03For what, Mr. Callahan?
00:03:05For not wearing spurs
00:03:07Oh, yeah
00:03:10Let's go
00:03:19Otago!
00:03:21Otago!
00:03:26Otago!
00:03:27Otago!
00:03:41Whoa!
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00:04:11Whoa!
00:04:35It's all right
00:04:36It's okay, I won't hurt you
00:04:41Oh, my gosh
00:04:49Oh, you kid
00:05:02Oh, yeah!
00:05:03Oh, boy!
00:05:05Yep
00:05:10What happened, Dusty?
00:05:11Well, I got there just in time
00:05:12He was being mauled by a bear
00:05:16What's happened now?
00:05:18He's just a boy
00:05:19Yeah, a Hakamo Indian
00:05:21Well, I couldn't leave him there, he might have died
00:05:23His tribe would have found him buzzard brain
00:05:25Now they'll find us
00:05:26Yeah, the Hakamos are noted for their tracking ability
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00:05:30Lulu and I better take care of his wounds
00:05:32Yeah, handy
00:05:33Good idea
00:05:35Then we can drop him off where Dusty found him
00:05:37Should I water your horse, Mr. Callahan?
00:05:39Oh, boy, that was a smart thing to do
00:05:41Don't you know that those Hakamos might be looking for him right now?
00:05:44Yeah, well, at least you covered your trail, huh?
00:05:51Lola
00:05:53Numa
00:05:55Notu
00:05:59Lola
00:06:05Lucky puta
00:06:24Lucky thing we had these spare wheels
00:06:26We can leave some foley tracks, throw the Hakamos off our trail
00:06:29Are you sure the Hakamos are trailing us?
00:06:31Positive, but we can't tell the passengers, they might panic
00:06:34I wish they would, I'd like a little company
00:06:36Hey, just quiet down while you put the wheel on the axle
00:06:39Besides, I mean, how do you know they're going to follow this trail instead of the other trail?
00:06:43There won't be any other trail
00:06:45We're going to wipe them out with some brush
00:06:48That's a bright idea, wonder why I didn't think of it
00:06:51Because it was a bright idea
00:06:58What happened to your end?
00:07:02I'll show you
00:07:04Heh
00:07:08That's what happened to my end
00:07:13Now come on, let's get the wheels on that axle before those Hakamos catch up with us
00:07:20Hey Dusty, you tighten up that bolt and I'll go clear the brush out of the way
00:07:33Mr. Callaghan! Mr. Callaghan! Mr. Callaghan! Mr. Callaghan!
00:07:40Can't you see I'm busy?
00:07:42Run!
00:07:50Hey! Hey!
00:08:03They should be able to follow that trail, huh, Mr. Callaghan?
00:08:13Yes, Dusty.
00:08:15Well, they certainly should.
00:08:33These wounds don't look too serious.
00:08:35No, but he's starting to get a fever.
00:08:39What are you looking at?
00:08:41The design on this headband.
00:08:43Very unusual.
00:08:45I wonder if it means anything.
00:08:48Andy might know.
00:08:49Before we left, he studied about all the Indians.
00:08:51The rivers, the mountains.
00:08:53Everything we'd encounter on the trip.
00:08:56He really came prepared.
00:08:59I should have known.
00:09:00Any man who wears suspenders and a belt is always prepared.
00:09:05Huh?
00:09:06Never mind.
00:09:09Andy!
00:09:12Bringing that Indian boy back here.
00:09:14When are you going to do something right, Dusty?
00:09:16Mr. Callaghan!
00:09:18Halt!
00:09:20Whoa!
00:09:21Come on, boy.
00:09:22Whoa.
00:09:23Whoa.
00:09:28What's delaying us now?
00:09:29I gotta talk to Andy.
00:09:32What's the problem?
00:09:33It's about the Indian boy.
00:09:35If we get in any more trouble over him, I'm going to use you for target practice.
00:09:38You didn't get a chance to look at his headband before.
00:09:41Now, unless I'm wrong.
00:09:43Chief's son?
00:09:44Exactly.
00:09:45Oh, that's great. Just great.
00:09:47You've done it this time.
00:09:48Every brave in that tribe will be after us.
00:09:50On the contrary.
00:09:51A chief's son could be a valuable asset in a trade.
00:09:54Oh?
00:09:55A safe passage through the Hakama territory.
00:09:58Safe passage?
00:09:59Yeah, you're right.
00:10:01By delivering the chief's son to us, Dusty's all but guaranteed our safety.
00:10:04You know, if anything, he's a hero.
00:10:25How is he?
00:10:45Still burning with fever.
00:10:47I'll make another wet compress.
00:10:49Might let him sleep a little better.
00:10:51Yeah, we gotta keep him in good shape.
00:10:54Poor thing. He's still unconscious.
00:10:56Yeah, speaking of unconscious.
00:10:58Gotta wake Dusty up. It's his turn to take over the guard duty.
00:11:01Anything I can get for you?
00:11:03No.
00:11:04I'll just sit with the boy a while.
00:11:06Yeah.
00:11:07Good.
00:11:18Oh, it's you, Mr. Callahan.
00:11:26Well, who did you expect, Daniel Boone?
00:11:28Come on now, wake up, Dusty. It's time for you to take over guard duty.
00:11:31We'll buy that big rock.
00:11:48Dusty.
00:11:49This is the last watch before dawn.
00:11:51Yes, sir, Mr...
00:11:53Dusty.
00:11:54Callahan.
00:11:55Wake up.
00:11:56I'm awake.
00:11:57Stay that way.
00:11:58Wake me at dawn so we can get an early start.
00:12:00Right.
00:12:05Dusty.
00:12:07What are your orders?
00:12:08Wake you at start so you can get early dawn.
00:12:13Close enough.
00:13:14Betsy's gone too.
00:13:15She's not in the wagon.
00:13:16Yeah, I know.
00:13:17Look at those tracks.
00:13:18Moccasins.
00:13:19Looks like a couple Indians came in here and took the boy and Betsy.
00:13:21Hey, where's Dusty?
00:13:22Maybe they took him too.
00:13:23No, no such luck.
00:13:24Dusty, wake up, wake up.
00:13:25Sorry, Mr. Callahan.
00:13:26I must have dozed off for a few minutes.
00:13:27Yeah, well, you dozed off for a few minutes.
00:13:29Two Braves came in here and captured the Indian boy and Betsy.
00:13:31Two Indian boys captured an Indian, Betsy?
00:13:33No, no.
00:13:34Two Betsys captured the Bra...
00:13:35Oh, Dusty.
00:13:36Come on.
00:13:37We better pick up the trail.
00:13:38Wait for me.
00:13:44Mr. Brookhaven.
00:13:45Mr. Brookhaven.
00:13:49He got right in the middle of my obbligato.
00:13:51I'm afraid we've got some bad news.
00:13:53The Hackamaws have Betsy tied to a post.
00:13:55Yeah, and those Braves keep walking past her and poking her with a stick.
00:13:58That means that one of them's going to take her as his wife.
00:14:00Those scoundrels.
00:14:02I say we should get on our horses and ride as far away as we can.
00:14:07Mr. Brookhaven, you should be ashamed.
00:14:09Suggesting we ride off without attempting a rescue.
00:14:12Yeah, well, one of us could slip in there and get her out.
00:14:14I'll be back as soon as I can.
00:14:15One moment, Wagon Master.
00:14:17What will happen to us if anything happens to you?
00:14:20I'd be in charge.
00:14:21That's a foreboding thought.
00:14:23Yeah, your point is well taken.
00:14:25It'll have to be somebody else.
00:14:26I'll go.
00:14:29He volunteered.
00:14:30Why didn't you?
00:14:31He beat me to it.
00:14:32Now, volunteer.
00:14:33That's an order.
00:14:34I volunteered.
00:14:35I must insist I be allowed to go.
00:14:37In preparing for this trip, I studied several Indian languages, including the Hakama dialect.
00:14:42I believe that gives me a distinct advantage.
00:14:44We'll be ready to move as soon as you get back here with Betsy.
00:14:47I should be back with her within an hour, unless I run into a problem.
00:14:50Yeah.
00:14:51You ran into a problem.
00:15:06Listen up.
00:15:07I got a great plan on how somebody can walk right out of that Hakama camp without even being noticed.
00:15:11Fantastic.
00:15:12Yeah, well, anyway, somebody wearing these clothes, a little skin dye, and some braids, feathers,
00:15:17they could walk right in there and cut Betsy and Andy loose.
00:15:20That's a great plan.
00:15:21It can't fail.
00:15:22Yeah, the only trouble is, somebody wearing these clothes has got to be kind of small,
00:15:25slight, built about like...
00:15:26It'll never work.
00:15:30Looks too red.
00:15:31Better put in some more blueberries to tone you down a bit.
00:15:36That tastes delicious.
00:15:37Oh, be serious, will you?
00:15:39Two people's lives depend on you.
00:15:40Three, including me.
00:15:43Oh, now, listen, little pal.
00:15:45You don't think for a minute I'd let you go over there if there wasn't a good chance you coming back,
00:15:48do you?
00:15:50I guess not.
00:15:51Yeah, yeah.
00:15:52All right, you dab that on yourself, and I'll go see Lulu and see how the braids are coming.
00:16:09Hey, that looks great.
00:16:10Where'd you get the hair?
00:16:12Oh.
00:16:17Yeah, that looks like a hackamaw braid all right.
00:16:19Just don't tell Dusty where I got it.
00:16:22Well, it seems the two of them go very well together.
00:16:24Yeah.
00:16:27All right, Dusty.
00:16:28Now, I'd better teach you a few words of hackamaw in case you got to speak to somebody.
00:16:32Good idea.
00:16:33How do you say I surrender?
00:16:34Oh, now, stop that.
00:16:36Alice, I say you get in the camp, and you cut Andy and Betsy free.
00:16:40You see?
00:16:41And the brave says to you, Chuka Marenga Hosh Hosh.
00:16:44Then you say to him, Kora Noomba.
00:16:46You see?
00:16:47He has said to you, where are you taking the prisoners?
00:16:49And you say to him, to the chief.
00:16:51You got that?
00:16:52Yeah, yeah.
00:16:53He says to me, Chunga Kamo Hosh Hosh.
00:16:55No, no, no.
00:16:56You just said, did you catch any worms?
00:16:59Did I say that?
00:17:00Listen up, will you?
00:17:01Now, pay attention.
00:17:02We haven't got much time.
00:17:03Repeat after me.
00:17:04Chuka.
00:17:05Chuka.
00:17:06Marenga.
00:17:07Marenga.
00:17:08Hosh.
00:17:09Hosh.
00:17:10Hosh.
00:17:11Hosh.
00:17:12Now, put it all together.
00:17:13Chuka Marenga Hosh Hosh.
00:17:14Hey, that's great.
00:17:15Hey, that's great.
00:17:16No, no.
00:17:17Just use the Indian word.
00:17:18Chuka Marenga Hosh Hosh.
00:17:19Oh, that's fine.
00:17:20Then you say to him.
00:17:24Put the wagons in a circle.
00:17:25Put the wagons in a circle.
00:17:26We've only got two wagons.
00:17:27You get everybody hidden, and I'll keep them busy.
00:17:35Behind the rock.
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00:17:38Behind the rock.
00:18:04Dusty.
00:18:05You.
00:18:06What did you tackle me for?
00:18:07I'm sorry.
00:18:08I guess I just got carried away.
00:18:09Oh.
00:18:10All right.
00:18:11All right.
00:18:12Take it easy.
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00:19:31I don't know what to do.
00:19:32I can't attack them all.
00:19:33Cut me loose.
00:19:34Cut me loose.
00:19:35Let's do it.
00:19:38He just chose Betsy to be his wife.
00:19:40Oh, somebody help me.
00:19:42Please help me.
00:19:46Dufty's challenged him to a fight with spears.
00:19:49I did?
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00:20:00Give me the water.
00:20:06Bakanuba.
00:20:15That must be the chief.
00:20:16And the little boy Dufty saved.
00:20:24Backanugar.
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00:20:27Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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00:21:27Whoa!
00:21:30Ah!
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00:21:34Hey!
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00:21:40Ha ha ha!
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00:21:46What's going on?
00:21:49La Booga!
00:21:51So Rango mean he pull off the killer?
00:21:54He just stole him a dust, he saved his life and we made him well.
00:22:00He's got to cut us loose.
00:22:10It's all right, it's all right darling. Everything's all right, we won.
00:22:14Won what?
00:22:24Yeah.
00:22:37Okay little doggie.
00:22:40Now just hold still because I'm going to rope and tie you.
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00:23:08Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, please whoa, whoa, please whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:23:33Mr. Callaghan, look what I caught.
00:23:35Looks more like he caught you.
00:23:37She's really a beauty, isn't she? A genuine Appalachian.
00:23:40It's not an Appalachian, it's Appaloosa. And it's not a she, it's a he.
00:23:44I don't care if it's a boy Appaloosa or a girl Appalachian, it's a beauty.
00:23:47He sure is.
00:23:48Can I keep him?
00:23:49Looks like a wild horse.
00:23:52And no shoes.
00:23:57Don't see any sign of a brand.
00:23:59Looks like you found yourself a horse, Dusty.
00:24:02Really? It's my own horse and I can keep him?
00:24:05My own horse.
00:24:07Don't fight, I'll see if I can get you out of this.
00:24:10You get in some of the wildest...
00:24:13Don't let go.
00:24:14Let go of this one.
00:24:16Let go!
00:24:28Looks like your Appaloosa cut off here, Uriah.
00:24:31With them other tracks.
00:24:32I told you it was a horse thief, Marshal.
00:24:34Keep your rope handy, Roy.
00:24:36As soon as we catch up with him, we're going to hang that barbarian to the nearest tree.
00:24:48Well, it's not exactly the governor's mansion.
00:24:51Oh, no, but it'll sure be nice to sleep inside for one night.
00:24:56That corral's in pretty good shape.
00:24:58I'd be happier with that information if I were a horse.
00:25:01This place looks like it's the rest home for termites.
00:25:04Oh, Carter, why is everything out west so... western?
00:25:25Hey, look everybody, I caught myself a wild horse.
00:25:29Shasta, he's beautiful.
00:25:31He'll all be, he's a beauty.
00:25:33I'm going to call him Freckles, then the county's got all those freckles.
00:25:36No, those are called blotches.
00:25:39I'm still going to call him Freckles, I don't like the name blotch.
00:25:42He is an elegant looking beast, isn't he?
00:25:44Yeah, it'd cost you a pretty piece of change to buy one like that.
00:25:48Please, I never invest in anything that eats.
00:25:51I'm not going to sell him, I'm going to keep him forever.
00:25:54It may take you that long to break him, he looks a little ornery to me.
00:25:57I can be just as ornery as he is, I just need a little practice.
00:26:00Well, I'm afraid we haven't got time, Dusty.
00:26:02We're going to pull out of here at sunup tomorrow.
00:26:04Good, the accommodations here are simply dreadful.
00:26:08Hey, McShallion, guess what?
00:26:11I found a telegraph in there.
00:26:13Oh, boy, a telegraph, I mean a real telegraph.
00:26:16What's a telegraph?
00:26:17It's a new invention by Samuel Morse.
00:26:19You see that wire?
00:26:22You see that wire?
00:26:23You can send messages over it.
00:26:25You've got to be joshing me.
00:26:27You can't send messages over a skinny little wire like that.
00:26:29The words don't even fit.
00:26:31Yes, you can.
00:26:32You send it by clicking a series of dots and dashes.
00:26:37That invention is going to make millions.
00:26:41What's the matter with him?
00:26:43Nothing.
00:26:44He always cries when he hears of someone else making millions.
00:26:48Anyway, I figure if I can repair the break in the wire,
00:26:50I can make contact all the way back to St. Louis.
00:26:52Oh, good, we can find out where we are and where to go.
00:26:56How long do you think it'll take you to fix that contraption?
00:26:58A couple of days, maybe three.
00:27:00Oh, great, then I can break Freckles while we're waiting.
00:27:03Yeah, and then you'd have your very own horse, Dusty.
00:27:07Yeah, my very own horse.
00:27:09Look, me and Freckles, together forever.
00:27:12Looks like your horse thinks you're on a wagon train, Uriah.
00:27:15Yeah, yeah, come on, let's move, Marshall.
00:27:17I don't want him crossing any borders before we hang him.
00:27:20Okay.
00:27:32Wow, that makes 17 times he's hit the ground, according to my count.
00:27:36I counted 18.
00:27:37You're both wrong, it's 20. You forgot the time he bounced twice.
00:27:40Come on, Dusty, get up on him again, boy.
00:27:43Come on, Dusty.
00:27:47Oh, he's slow.
00:27:49Ha-ha, righty.
00:27:51Come on, Dusty.
00:27:52Righty.
00:27:53Yeah.
00:27:55You can do it, you can do it.
00:28:07Hey, Dusty, why don't you quit for a while?
00:28:11I think he's tired.
00:28:12You think he's tired, huh?
00:28:14Yeah, he's not throwing me as far as he was before.
00:28:16All right, Dusty, I'm gonna show you something about breaking a horse.
00:28:19The first thing you got to do is show him who's boss.
00:28:22He knows that, he knows that.
00:28:25Come on, come on.
00:28:30To Jones, Bean, Bean, and Stringfellow, stop.
00:28:34Buy one million shares of Erie Barge.
00:28:38Stop.
00:28:39Mr. Brookhaven, even if I repair this telegraph key,
00:28:42I must use it for more important messages than that.
00:28:44More important than money?
00:28:47If you're not joking, young man, you're sick.
00:29:15Hey.
00:29:21Oh, feels just like I slipped and fell in the bathtub.
00:29:25Look, it is a bathtub.
00:29:27Well, I'll be...
00:29:29I wonder why anyone would leave it here.
00:29:31Yeah, well, too heavy to carry on a stagecoach.
00:29:34Yeah, they'd probably bust an axle getting it this far.
00:29:36Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
00:29:39A hot bath.
00:29:41A hot bath.
00:29:43A hot bath.
00:29:45Hey, how about that, Dusty?
00:29:47A nice hot bath.
00:29:49It's not big enough for all of us.
00:29:50No, no, separately, little pal, separately.
00:29:52Girls, go heat up some water.
00:29:54Right away.
00:29:55Here, come on.
00:29:57Right, right.
00:29:58Knees tight.
00:30:05There's a telegraph pole, Margo.
00:30:06Yeah, it leads to that old relay station up ahead.
00:30:08Uh-huh, and so does our horse, these tracks.
00:30:11Get that rope ready, Roy.
00:30:25There you are.
00:30:28Hurry with the hot water.
00:30:29My glistens are getting bigger than the soap bubbles.
00:30:32Ah.
00:30:40Now, don't be frightened, Freckles.
00:30:43I'm not going to hurt you.
00:30:45Question is, are you going to do the same?
00:30:49Okay.
00:30:57Easy, boy, easy.
00:30:59Easy, easy.
00:31:01She's your friend.
00:31:03Easy.
00:31:04She's your friend.
00:31:07Dusty!
00:31:31Dusty!
00:31:56You ought to be ashamed of yourself, acting like a wild animal.
00:32:00Just wanted to be your friend.
00:32:02Some friend you turned out to be.
00:32:05Okay, I'm not going to put up any more horse than around even your horse.
00:32:08Do you understand?
00:32:10Hmm?
00:32:31You did it, Dusty.
00:32:33You gentled him.
00:32:34Yeah, you showed him who's boss.
00:32:36Dusty, you're a man after my own heart.
00:32:39I can't believe it.
00:32:40My own horse.
00:32:42My really own horse for the rest of my life.
00:32:45Of course, that won't be for very long.
00:32:49Welcome to the hanging, folks.
00:32:53The strong trees over by that relay station, Marshal, why don't we hang them over there?
00:32:58Just a minute, Dusty did not steal that horse.
00:33:00Right, he's innocent.
00:33:01You'll have to prove otherwise.
00:33:03Well, that's easy.
00:33:04This horse is Circulo's stock.
00:33:06He's only got one mark on him and it's mine.
00:33:09And there it is.
00:33:10Circulo.
00:33:11Well, I've looked at a lot of brands, but I never saw that circle before.
00:33:15Well, that horse has always been covered with spots.
00:33:17First time I saw him, I thought he had measles.
00:33:20He's a low-down horse thief and we're going to hang him.
00:33:22Now, hold on.
00:33:23They're extenuating circumstances.
00:33:25Constable, you must not allow this to happen.
00:33:28Or the United States government will not receive another penny of my tax money.
00:33:32Thought you were supposed to be a lawman.
00:33:34What kind of justice do they have in this territory?
00:33:37Okay, okay.
00:33:38We'll give them a fair try.
00:33:40Now, that's better.
00:33:41And then we'll hang him.
00:33:43Order to court.
00:33:49How long have you known the defendant?
00:33:51Since we left the East.
00:33:52In your personal opinion, would he ever steal anything?
00:33:55Oh, no, never.
00:33:56See, I'm innocent.
00:33:58Sit down.
00:33:59We ain't even got to the part about you stealing horses yet.
00:34:02Do you believe that Dusty would go around stealing horses?
00:34:06Your Honor, Dusty wouldn't steal honey from a beehive.
00:34:10There's two things I wouldn't steal.
00:34:12Horses and honey.
00:34:13Sit down.
00:34:15Marshal, what's she saying got to do with him stealing my Appaloosa?
00:34:19She's a character witness.
00:34:20What we need here is a miracle witness.
00:34:23Order to court.
00:34:26Your Honor, may I approach the bench?
00:34:35That's what I call a good approach to the bench.
00:34:42Say what you have to say, ma'am.
00:34:44Well, Your Honor, I'd do just about anything to save Dusty's life.
00:34:51Marshal, if we're going to get on with hanging this fella,
00:34:54don't you go getting swayed by no painted lady.
00:34:59She ain't no painted lady.
00:35:00She's my friend.
00:35:01And if you want to be swayed by my friend, the painted lady, just go right ahead.
00:35:05Order.
00:35:06You can step down now, miss.
00:35:11Your Honor.
00:35:12Your Honor.
00:35:14I think it is time that I had a talk with you in the privacy of your chambers.
00:35:19I ain't got no chambers.
00:35:20Speak your mind.
00:35:21Well, it's terribly personal.
00:35:24It concerns our...
00:35:25Are you offering me a bribe?
00:35:27A bribe?
00:35:28How dare you, sir?
00:35:29Well, if you are, you're wasting your money.
00:35:32I was merely willing to offer a very great deal of money
00:35:35to have you release this young man on bail permanently.
00:35:38Carter would never dream of bribing anyone.
00:35:42It still sounded like a bribe to me.
00:35:45Let me approach it in a different way.
00:35:48I am willing to pay a large amount of money to this young man here
00:35:52for the misappropriated horse,
00:35:54providing it spares Dusty's life.
00:35:56Thanks a lot, Mr. Brookhaven.
00:35:58The horse ain't for sale, mister.
00:36:00No matter how much money you got.
00:36:02Nonsense.
00:36:03Every man has his price.
00:36:05Women, too.
00:36:06Your Honor.
00:36:07Order in the court.
00:36:08Sit down, mister.
00:36:09You've had your piece.
00:36:10Has anybody else got anything to say before I pass judgment?
00:36:13I do.
00:36:15That man is guilty.
00:36:17Right.
00:36:18Oh, I mean, he is guilty of making a simple mistake.
00:36:21If Dusty here had thought for a minute that horse belonged to somebody else,
00:36:24he'd have never claimed it for his own.
00:36:26Well, you and I both know we all make stupid mistakes from time to time.
00:36:31I sure do.
00:36:32Just like he's doing now.
00:36:34Right.
00:36:35I should have been the one to find that brand, but I didn't.
00:36:38So it's my fault.
00:36:40And I'm asking you to hang me instead.
00:36:43You don't have to take my blame.
00:36:45Marshal, we found the accused sitting on my horse, not him.
00:36:48And that's a hard fact.
00:36:50Under the circumstances, I ain't got but one choice.
00:36:54And that's to find you, the defendant, guilty.
00:36:57Oh, no.
00:36:59Order in the court.
00:37:01I'm afraid we're going to have to hang you, son.
00:37:03What are you afraid about?
00:37:04I'm the one who's going to be hung.
00:37:06I'm the one who's going to be hung.
00:37:08We'll hang him at setup.
00:37:10It only gives me about 12 hours to fix that telegraph.
00:37:13What good's that going to do us now?
00:37:15There's a territorial court of appeals in Johnson City.
00:37:18If I can get the judge there to declare a mistrial,
00:37:20the marshal will have to free Dusty.
00:37:22Come on, let's shackle him up.
00:37:24Take him over there.
00:37:25Court's adjourned.
00:37:29Now, you can sleep in this tonight.
00:37:31Well, considering the hanging and everything,
00:37:33I don't like the shape of my bed.
00:37:35This way, nobody will have to keep guard,
00:37:37and everybody will get a good night's rest.
00:37:39Now, get in there.
00:37:41There's no way he's going to run away,
00:37:43chained to this fancy horse barrel.
00:37:51Andy, you go see if you can get that telegraph fixed.
00:37:53I got an idea that might give us the time we need.
00:37:56Right.
00:38:05Dusty.
00:38:31Hey, Dusty boy.
00:38:33Dusty.
00:38:35Wake up.
00:38:36I got the key.
00:38:37Hey, here.
00:38:40You unlock the other.
00:38:41You unlock that one.
00:38:42I gotta get my guns.
00:39:03You okay, Dusty?
00:39:04Yeah, I guess so.
00:39:05That handcuff was really tight.
00:39:06Shh, shh, shh.
00:39:07That handcuff really hurts when you got it on you.
00:39:09You'll wake up the marshal.
00:39:10You don't believe me?
00:39:11I'll show you.
00:39:12Look, it's like that.
00:39:13See?
00:39:14It hurts, huh?
00:39:15Shh.
00:39:18I think the marshal's waking up.
00:39:20Oh, no.
00:39:21Oh.
00:39:22Oh.
00:39:23Oh.
00:39:24Oh.
00:39:25Oh.
00:39:26Oh.
00:39:27Oh.
00:39:28Oh.
00:39:29Oh.
00:39:30Oh.
00:39:31Oh, no.
00:39:32It's me with my handcuff.
00:39:33I'm gonna, I'm gonna be killed before I get home.
00:39:40No, it's all right.
00:39:41Hm?
00:39:42Go back to sleep again.
00:39:43Hey.
00:39:45Okay, take these off.
00:39:48I did give you the keys, didn't I?
00:39:50Yeah.
00:39:51Yeah, yeah.
00:39:52Yeah, good.
00:39:53But, uh.
00:39:54But.
00:39:55But what?
00:39:56But.
00:39:57I threw them away over there.
00:39:58You took them?
00:40:02If we get out of this, I may hand you myself.
00:40:05No.
00:40:06Huh?
00:40:07Phew.
00:40:17Ow.
00:40:18Ow.
00:40:19Ow.
00:40:20Ow.
00:40:21Ow.
00:40:22Ow.
00:40:23Ow.
00:40:24Ow.
00:40:25Ow.
00:40:26Ow.
00:40:27Ow.
00:40:28Ow.
00:40:29Ow.
00:40:31Ow.
00:40:33Ow.
00:40:38You folks know the penalty for aiding and abetting the escape of a horse thief?
00:40:44We didn't aid and abet anyone.
00:40:46Oh, I would of if I could of.
00:40:48We would of if we could of, and we should of.
00:40:51That wagon master sprung him loose.
00:40:53Looks like when we catch up to him we'll have a double necktie party.
00:41:00Will you warn me when you're going to stop?
00:41:08I'm sorry.
00:41:09Stop!
00:41:10Was that fast enough?
00:41:13Hey, Dusty, do you know where we are?
00:41:17Yeah, I sure do.
00:41:18Up the creek.
00:41:19No, no.
00:41:20This is the place you found that Appaloosa.
00:41:21Oh, no.
00:41:22Let's get out of here.
00:41:23I don't want to find another one.
00:41:24I'll get hung twice.
00:41:25No, no.
00:41:26If we can find another set of hoof prints, it might lead us to the real horse thief.
00:41:29We'll split up.
00:41:30We can cover more ground that way.
00:41:31Right.
00:41:32Oh, good.
00:41:33Wait.
00:41:34No.
00:41:35We have got to find something to get these things off of us.
00:41:38Not a chance.
00:41:39These handcuffs are as solid as a rock.
00:41:42Well, keep looking then.
00:41:44Okay.
00:41:45I can't see anything.
00:41:47Neither can I.
00:41:48Well, I guess we're still going to be stuck together for the rest of our lives.
00:41:52I guess so.
00:41:55Hey, how'd you do that?
00:41:58How did I?
00:41:59How did I do that?
00:42:00Never mind.
00:42:01Never mind.
00:42:02When we're old and sitting in rocking chairs, we'll figure it out.
00:42:05But we will never live to get old if we don't find that horse thief.
00:42:08I'll tell you what.
00:42:10You take that trail.
00:42:11I'll go down that way.
00:42:12If either one of us spot anything, we meet back here.
00:42:15All right?
00:42:22Don't take them off, young fellow.
00:42:24Some folks like to die with their boots on.
00:42:27Not me.
00:42:28Please reconsider what you're doing.
00:42:31Hey!
00:42:32Hold it hanging!
00:42:33Hold it hanging!
00:42:34Here's your horse thief right here.
00:42:36It's Crazy Blue!
00:42:38Crazy Blue?
00:42:39That's the wild stallion that's been chasing horses off all over the territory.
00:42:42I thought he was dead.
00:42:44He's been around these parts for years.
00:42:46Yeah, well, he's driven some of your prized stock into a box canyon about four miles from here.
00:42:50He could have driven off that Appaloosa of yours, too.
00:42:52Oh, yeah?
00:42:53I suppose he could have.
00:42:55Well, now, I reckon we almost made a dumb mistake.
00:42:58You, uh, free to go, Sonny.
00:43:00I know, I know.
00:43:04Mr. Callaghan?
00:43:05Yeah?
00:43:06I don't know how to say thank you except thank you.
00:43:08Oh, that's all right, little pal.
00:43:10You'd have done anything in the world to save my neck, wouldn't you?
00:43:12I'd save your whole body.
00:43:25Hold it.
00:43:26What?
00:43:27What's on your mind?
00:43:29The man we passed yesterday said there's a wagon train over here with some real pretty girls.
00:43:34We'd like to get friendly with them.
00:43:36Well, you can see there's no women at all on this wagon train here.
00:43:39You can...
00:43:40We know you got girls here.
00:43:42We don't want to mess with you.
00:43:50You don't want to mess with me?
00:43:51You don't want to mess with me?
00:43:53here we want to meet him or else or else what or else this understand yeah now
00:44:05that you've explained it get their guns McGurk right Jake all right I'll just
00:44:12take these we'll get some Brandon to do but we'll be back before sundown
00:44:18Brandon how many head of cattle you got McGurk that depends on how many we can
00:44:22steal I'll just take this shotgun here too oh there's another one hit under the
00:44:26seat Jake and you just be worrying about sundown make sure those women are
00:44:31friendly he shattered it yeah I'll even Amy see you before sundown
00:44:42stop that that's the only one in real trouble got to be some way out of this I
00:44:49got away let's run huh dusty dusty maybe right mr. Callahan we've got that
00:44:54spare wheel in the wagon and they said they won't be back before sundown now
00:44:57you're right all right let's get her on and get rolling that you go round up the
00:45:01others and get him back here as fast as you can right as soon as I tell him
00:45:03about Jacob McGurk they'll come running
00:45:07now listen you go get him and get him back here but don't say a word you'll
00:45:11only scare him yeah and what they don't know won't hurt them understand sure
00:45:14right now I'm scared to death and don't worry mr. Callahan I won't be the word
00:45:18to him
00:45:24that's Lulu we gotta get back to camp hurry what's the hurry I can't tell you
00:45:29why can't you tell us I can't tell you why I can't tell you because that would
00:45:32be telling well we gotta get started real quick before it's too late too late
00:45:35for what it's too late for us look don't ask me anything more I can't tell you
00:45:39about McGurk and then Jake and the danger and the cattle thieves well who
00:45:42are McGurk and Jake what danger and what cattle thieves
00:45:46doctor you're not making sense I know I'll see you back at camp ready for the
00:45:54pheasant hunt my dear ready when you are Carter then
00:46:00ah
00:46:03here pheasant pheasant pheasant
00:46:12one more time dear I think you interest him mr. mrs. bookkeeping come on hurry
00:46:23hurry yeah mr. Callahan wants everybody back at the wagons and packed up right
00:46:27away it's important what could be more important than pheasant under glass us
00:46:31underground underground what are you talking about I can't tell you because
00:46:36if I tell you what I'm not supposed to tell you you'll only get scared yeah
00:46:39yeah scared of what I can't tell you about the danger what danger well there's
00:46:44Jake and McGurk and the women and bam bam bam bam I'll see you back at camp in
00:46:47hurry
00:46:50let's hope that axle holds up we get to the next town I hope so let's get this
00:46:57wagon loaded I want to get out of here pronto I did it mr. Callahan they're all
00:47:00coming and you didn't tell anybody why not a hint I promised didn't I why are
00:47:07we leaving it and who are Jake and McGurk and what's this about cattle
00:47:11thieves in danger not even a hint huh well maybe a little teeny one I demand
00:47:18to know what is going on all right hold it hold it everybody there's two cattle
00:47:22thieves named Jake and McGurk they came riding in here demanding our women we
00:47:26tried to put them off but they got our guns they're gonna be back by sundown
00:47:30looking for these women and I want this wagon train packed and rolling before
00:47:33then I'll be packed in one second for me too what about the pheasant blast the
00:47:38pheasant they can pack for themselves that's to get the horses right away sir
00:47:42all right let's get this thing going here come on you guys you got to get out
00:47:47of here there's a lot of danger we got to get back to the wagon we got to take
00:47:50you guys down there Jacob McGurk's coming back before sundown okay everybody
00:47:55get ready we got to get going oh wait wait for me
00:48:06that's you'll be right here with the horses hey Dusty where are the horses
00:48:11that's a good question the only problem is there's four answers four answers
00:48:14north south east and west oh take us all day to round those horses up like
00:48:19we're stuck here what do you mean we're stuck here with those men do before
00:48:23sundown mr. Callahan you are paid to defend us you must simply protect our
00:48:28women poor Betsy and Lulu what about me Carter I'm a woman too of course you
00:48:36are my pet but Betsy and Lulu are single whereas you are married to me your
00:48:41valiant knight your protector beautifully put Carter I thought so too
00:48:48dear what are we gonna do well without our guns our only chances yet I'm gonna
00:48:52surprise we got to take them unawares and overpower them but how well they're
00:48:57coming here for girls yeah we'll give them girls nice friendly girls okay turn
00:49:04around I want to see the back well you do dusty I went to my first dance in
00:49:12this dress dusty yeah I bet you look better than I do I feel silly what kind
00:49:16of Scout wears girls clothes a girl Scout shut up and paint your lips there
00:49:25you're beautiful are we really oh your bloomers are slipping I'll do it I don't
00:49:33say to keep these things up without suspenders anyway hey listen I want you
00:49:36girls to stay in that wagon out of sight you got that you ready dolly ready kitty
00:49:42good luck we know you're risking your lives for us and our reputations all
00:49:48right come on dolly let's don't keep our dates waiting
00:49:55that's me watch your dress I can't help it I'm always nervous on the first date
00:49:59yeah relax all you got to do is be sweet get their guns away from them
00:50:03they just you know sit there and and smile pretty like this yeah lucky thing
00:50:11for us they haven't seen a woman in a long time you call that lucky
00:50:19well what do we have here looks like we got us a couple of real cuties
00:50:28hey baby you can call me McGurk no I'm dolly oh your beard tickles I'm kidding
00:50:34who are you big boy Jake and I'm here to get pretty hey you're a big girl aren't
00:50:42you don't well just that much more to get friendly with I think you're my
00:50:48pretty darling now come here don't be so shy dolly remember we're here
00:50:55friendly let's show them how okay you're wearing a gun I always wear a
00:51:07gun but they frighten me so I couldn't you just make an exception for me well
00:51:16considering it's for you I nasty yeah come here all right come on dolly look
00:51:26how good they're getting along let's talk first um what do you think of the
00:51:30weather all right thank you fine now don't do that she's just shy I'll talk
00:51:41to her don't be too long now kitty I'm waiting what's the matter you crazy or
00:51:48something you're supposed to be friendly he's not my type you don't have to marry
00:51:51him you just got to get him away from his gun I'll get back in there be
00:51:55friendly okay but I wish he'd shave well it's all straightened out now good now
00:52:04come on dolly no your gun is poking a hole in my corset that's all it's
00:52:10bothering you this is more like it yeah well let's just move over a little bit
00:52:29now wait sweetheart I just I just want to stroke your hair all right you two
00:52:50nobody does this to us now you're gonna get it you know there for a while I
00:52:57really started to like you no don't shoot here we are girls real ones get
00:53:11into the horses let's get out of here you two just stay right where you are
00:53:17yeah everything was going great for those cutthroats the outsmarted us and
00:53:29they've kidnapped Lulu and Betsy mr. Callahan you promised us you were going
00:53:32to overpower them we tried mr. Buckhaven yeah we would have succeeded except for
00:53:37one thing what was that me Lulu and Betsy kidnapped by those
00:53:41ruffians absolutely barbaric you know mr. Callahan the way Jake and McGurk keep
00:53:47coming back here I figure they must be camped somewhere nearby good thinking
00:53:51Andy good thinking let's see if we can pick up their trail track them down wipe
00:53:54off your mouth
00:54:24now sit down and relax please leave us alone you'll never get away with this
00:54:36who's gonna stop us brains in the dresses you know you're prettier than
00:54:41them other guys I'm gonna like you
00:54:48don't touch me I'm a schoolteacher schoolteacher I'd like to get some
00:54:56learning we're glad you ladies happen to pay us a visit I'm sure you are this
00:55:05place is a mess there's dust all over everything so what well we would never
00:55:11get friendly in a dirty place like this now would we Betsy oh no but there's
00:55:18dust all over the table wait a minute we're asking here to get friendly not to
00:55:26clean first things first here now you dust the
00:55:30table you sweep I'm gonna sweep do you want us to get friendly or don't you
00:55:37well
00:55:44that's more like it now you get all the corners okay
00:55:47Betsy come over here this windows filthy
00:55:51how long do you think we can stall them come and save it just keep dusting until
00:56:05they get here oh yeah sharp lookout any sign of a trail
00:56:10look for broken branches anything yeah I haven't seen like that all I keep
00:56:14finding a piece of the petticoat like this hey that's woman's petticoat
00:56:20look there's another one hey Lulu yeah she'd think of that she must have torn
00:56:26these strips off to leave us a trail all we got to do is follow lead us right to
00:56:30him we better hope it's a short trail or a long petticoat when we find them we
00:56:34better have a plan you're right Andy yeah without any guns we got wait a
00:56:38minute oh maybe just maybe yeah yeah you and I'll follow the trail dusty you go
00:56:44get the Brookhaven's yeah hey wait now get the bugle pots pans dishes anything
00:56:50it'll make a lot of noise oh and those firecrackers were saving for the 4th of
00:56:54July coils a rope and all the sacks flour that you can carry all right hurry
00:56:58and catch up with us on the trail what's all that stuff for I'm gonna call out
00:57:01the cavalry the cavalry our cavalry what cavalry our cavalry all that cavalry
00:57:06yes our cavalry I'll explain it to you later come let's get to know each other
00:57:21a little better huh well yes certainly gotta admit the place looks a lot nicer
00:57:28yeah all spick and span all ready to get acquainted in just a moment the place
00:57:35looks nice and clean but you fellas don't you mean now we have to wash I
00:57:41mean just to get acquainted of course after all you are entertaining ladies
00:57:48we are you first I don't believe this I don't forget your ears good now here's
00:58:13the soap so that does it now we'll have to get tough what do you mean he means
00:58:22we wanna get yummy that's what he means don't have to shout I mean all you have
00:58:27to do is say so we were too busy cleaning now you two sit down over here
00:58:32and start getting friendly that's the place I see their horses all right bring
00:58:44those supplies up when do we rush him we can't they got Lulu and Betsy down there
00:58:49too dangerous we got to scare him out mr. Callahan where is your cavalry we
00:58:53dragged these supplies for miles and how many will there be for dinner that is
00:58:58our cavalry I beg your pardon follow me I know a lovely selling game we prefer
00:59:18kissing game oh I know a great kissing game the two of you sit down yeah and
00:59:26then now close your eyes and one of us will kiss you and you try and guess who
00:59:31it is won't that be fun well it's start okay now close your eyes tight
00:59:37no peeking I'm waiting ready
00:59:56Betsy Lulu no guess again Lulu Betsy
01:00:56all right now listen we gotta move fast everybody remembers what they're supposed to do when
01:01:18I give the signal aye aye Kevin I sure hope this plan works it's a splendid plan I'm
01:01:22in the reserve you know come my dear attention forward march
01:01:38ain't no use in screaming there ain't nobody around for miles our friends are
01:01:43gonna save us they'll get them for this those two guys in the skirts there ain't
01:01:50no use in struggling here hey you want to put that right on here yeah you got
01:02:01firecrackers ready all right all right dusty come on give it some
01:02:20cavalry me there ain't no Ford around here I always loved men in uniform
01:02:36where'd they come from
01:02:40not there Jake I don't know I can't see a thing they must be hiding come on out
01:02:45we got you surrounded come on we'll blast out Jake let's give up you better
01:03:12it's the whole army shut up we'll fight it out untie him McGurk blast us and you'll blast the girls
01:03:21all right McGurk we're going out that front door just keep that girl in front of you right
01:03:45well go on you go get out that door you always go first so you go first not this
01:03:54time it's your turn I'd do it all the time you go first you're always first so you go first now
01:04:15all right you fellas we've really got to stop meeting this way huh you all right
01:04:43dusty boy oh sure mr. Callahan I'm just fine well we don't have to worry about Jacob McGurk
01:04:52anymore sheriff tells me they're gonna be locked up for a long time that's great yeah you know
01:04:59something mr. Callahan you really look tall and straight in that saddle today really yeah
01:05:03and something else too looks like you lost a lot of weight especially around your middle
01:05:07forgot to take my corset off Dolly
01:06:07pop 114 what our old mom is I wonder where everybody is
01:06:24where is everyone I don't know it looks to me like we found ourselves a ghost town
01:06:40I think one of them is trying to tell us something a ghost town yeah I don't like it
01:06:56got a feeling somebody's behind me breathing hot and heavy down my neck there is Callahan
01:07:01dusty I told you to stay close not that close hey mr. Callahan you know this place is in pretty
01:07:08good shape for a ghost town I don't think we're as alone here as we think you feel that too huh
01:07:13feel what oh my god well like somebody's watching us listen I'll tell you what you and mr. Brookhaven
01:07:24scouts the north side of street dusty and I'll take the south side you ladies you stay right
01:07:27here by this wagon yeah look if something scares you while we're awake you just fire a shot we'll
01:07:32come running what are you shooting at I'm just testing look wait till I tell you huh come on
01:08:02you lose town hasn't been deserted very long look at the blacksmith's forge the colds are still
01:08:06hot I don't see any horses oh perhaps they all went off in a fox hunt I don't know there's
01:08:13something mysterious going on maybe the barbershop will tell us something you want to come with me
01:08:19no do you want to stay here no where would you like to be I know someone's staring at it I can
01:08:36just feel it so can I then I kind of like being stared at does seem odd yet there's no one in
01:08:45town to do the staring there's some clothes up there on the clothesline everybody must be left
01:08:51in a hurry yeah they must have cleared out faster than the gold nugget saloon the night two-ton
01:08:56Tilly tried to do the belly dance dusty I don't want to scare the women but I smell some trouble
01:09:06up ahead now you you stay close and cover my back okay okay I said cover my back not get
01:09:19glued to it come on I want to check out that saloon up there maybe it's only the wind maybe
01:09:35somebody in there waiting for us it's the wind I'm sure it's the wind I've never been so sure
01:09:38of anything my whole life that it's the wind why because I don't want to go in there and find out
01:09:41it's not the wind let's go I'll go check out the saloon I just remembered I'm a minor I'm not
01:09:46allowed all right little pal you stay out here I'll check this leave me out here in the street
01:09:50alone oh no I'll go I'll go in and check oh what's the matter what'd you say the dance hall hostess
01:09:59what dance hall hostess let's go talk to me she's the ugliest woman ever seen in my whole life she's
01:10:03got a big nose and her hair is going out of her head like horns and her eyes are all glassy and
01:10:06beady and red and her skin is all kind that's not a dance hall hostess look again it's a moose head
01:10:17yeah a moose head wonder how fast he was going to hit that wall
01:10:24what took you so long in the barbershop I made an interesting discovery found a pair of boots
01:10:41a pair of pants and a pair of socks do you know what that means certainly some cow hand was
01:10:45having his leg shaved it means that somebody left the shop in too much of a hurry to even dress
01:10:50judging by the quality of his trousers I guess he rushed off to shoot his tailor I've got a feeling
01:10:55it's all part of the same mystery let's go over the newspaper office maybe the last edition of
01:10:59the paper will give us a clue good maybe they'll have a stock market report come along so dark in
01:11:06here I wish we had a lantern or something maybe there's something behind the bar oh
01:11:09hey I found a candle hey good little pal here let me light it for you
01:11:18now we can see what's what I can see the saloon and the tables and the gunpowder
01:11:26what gunpowder what this whole bar is stacked with gunpowder why would a saloon be full of
01:11:35gunpowder I don't know hold that candle down here so I can say good that's dusty that's not
01:11:40a candle sure it is you just said it was why would you lie no no that's not that is a stick
01:11:45of gunpowder that's why you wouldn't lie to go to the stick I'll break the window please
01:11:55dusty get down
01:12:04didn't you hear me huh oh you know they say when you're gonna die a whole life passes right in
01:12:22front of you yeah mine was only half done you know it's really interesting hey that sounds like
01:12:28a trouble signal let's go everybody here all right so far but I wouldn't count on our future
01:12:43they found the reason the town people deserted it's right here in this newspaper I'll take one
01:12:48here keep the change for scholar brothers outlaws I never heard of them here they're
01:12:56armed bank robbers and murderers perhaps they had an unpleasant childhood Daphne sees good in
01:13:02everyone well the scholars threatened to come back to town and kill everyone they didn't give
01:13:06them all their money and their valuables yes please nose on your face just in case blackmail
01:13:10so the whole lily-livered town took a powder I think the townspeople were wise to run especially
01:13:17the wealthy ones and I happen to be a member of that club come along Daphne now wait a minute
01:13:22everybody just simmer down what a way I see it they've already come and gone they saw the town
01:13:26they just took off are you sure I'm positive
01:13:56thought you'd be halfway to California by now I suddenly realized it was my job to help you
01:14:09protect everybody especially me mr. Callahan the scholars obviously believe that we are
01:14:15citizens of this town now I think we should let them know that we're perfect strangers I think
01:14:20they'd let us go yeah well their records I don't think they'd buy that nevertheless I would like
01:14:26to inform them who we are oh please be my guest yes I say out there we are perfect strangers we
01:14:37are perfect strangers well I guess they figure nobody can be perfect huh hey wait come here
01:14:49didn't you see what just happened to mr. Brookhaven well yes sir but the scholars aren't animals I'm
01:14:54sure they'd recognize the white flag of truce what makes you think so what happens to be the
01:14:58code of the West yeah the code of the West huh oh maybe the code of the East
01:15:13scholars haven't fired at us for quite a while maybe they're out of bullets somehow I don't
01:15:26think so mr. Callahan one of the school nurses riding right for us we got a visitor but that
01:15:39ain't one of the scholars come on hey a scarecrow a dead scarecrow look at that knife yes hold it a
01:15:53message oh I hate the sight of blood even if it's straw we have the town surrounded fork over all
01:15:59your gold and stuff by son up or we'll burn you out they're bluffing of course and if you think
01:16:04we're bluffing you're a bigger dummy than the one on the jackass we still got a problem but at
01:16:13least we're safer in here we are out on a street where do we go from here mr. Callahan we don't go
01:16:19anyplace too dangerous out there impossible how can three minutes around the town because they got
01:16:24a lot of guns besides they've got the only road out of here blocked I do not believe those
01:16:30ruffians realize they are jeopardizing the lives of women mrs. Brookhaven the
01:16:34scholar brothers do not care about women men children pets or anything else Lulu Betsy I
01:16:42think it's time we stepped in at a girl miss V I'm with you me too mrs. Brookhaven Daphne dear
01:16:53not now Carter good heaven just like a mother mrs. Brookhaven is your wagon master I cannot
01:17:01permit stand aside mr. Callahan take my hand girl I think it's time we showed these men what
01:17:07women can do be you've got more sand in your little craw than a healer monster with a long
01:17:11neck thank you wait a minute have you all lost your minds I mean those corner brothers will show
01:17:18no mercy they would never dare shoot a woman only a bounder or a cad would entertain such a
01:17:25notion well I cannot there were two bounders and a card out there guess you better change
01:17:42if anyone should see you like that would be drummed right out of the country club
01:17:51you know it's no use they've got us covered so tight and take an army to penetrate their
01:17:56position army Andy ah that's the answer yeah army that's the answer but what is the question
01:18:02Fort Hotchkiss it's just over the hill there if one of us could get up over those rocks we could
01:18:07get some help we can draw straws to see who goes no no I'm the wagon master I should be the one to
01:18:11do this I still think we should draw straws straw oh yeah Andy straws that's yeah yeah straws that's
01:18:18the answer but I don't know the question oh I'll explain you look great mr. Callahan thank you
01:18:27dusty by the time a scholar brothers figure out you're not a scarecrow you'll be on your way to
01:18:31Fort Hotchkiss don't ever give me a second look neither will a crow only trouble is this stuff
01:18:39makes you want sneeze whatever you do don't sneeze no he sneeze you're a dead man all right
01:18:45wish me luck luck luck good thinking our wagon master is a very brave man I'd say he's braver
01:19:04than that he's a very very brave man to show my appreciation in case mr. Callahan is killed in
01:19:10this attempt to save our lives I intend to raise his salary we ain't we gonna have us some fun
01:19:19and town folks is pinned down as cold as a dead carp in February we're gonna get all their gold
01:19:26and burn them all down to you yeah we hope something's heading this way hey save your
01:19:34bullets Luke it's only that old jackass we sent up them folks are so scared they can't even hang
01:19:40on to a straw man on a swayback mule let's move on put one foot in front of the other there
01:19:56that scarecrow looks a little different if you ask me it looks like his noses grow to
01:20:03might well let's just see which one of us can shoot it flat again hey that ain't no
01:20:14scarecrow that's a real dummy let him have it boys Blorney and good old freckles they
01:20:25came back and the rest of the horses followed him yeah that ought to do it it's a great idea
01:20:32mr. Callahan yeah I've used that trick before all that stuff on the wheels keep nice and quiet
01:20:36we'll be able to sneak out of town real easy something wrong yeah it sure feels funny looking
01:20:43at my bustle on a different caboose yeah now we got those wagon wheels all silent so all of you
01:20:50can get out of here without any trouble all of it oh mr. Callahan aren't you going with this no
01:20:56no no I got a plan I'm gonna stay here and keep those sculler boys I'm your wagon master I made
01:21:04up my mind I can't let you do it I can't let you face him alone I hardly agree with Dusty perhaps
01:21:09the lad should stay with you no no Dusty has got a scout the trail take care of the animals you
01:21:14know that big tall mountain over there north northwest you hit him right toward that uh
01:21:17north by northwest you're quite a guy Cal when I open up a little saloon I'm gonna name a drink
01:21:24after you now you just make sure it's a tall one and don't put it too much water I've learned a
01:21:30lot from you Callahan okay I hope you're a wagon master mr. Callahan I know we'll see you soon
01:21:35yeah of course you will good run along baby mr. Callahan all of mr. Brookhaven's money couldn't
01:21:41pay you for what you're about to do oh what you said but you know mr. Callahan he's quite
01:21:47right thank you sir mr. Brookhaven mr. Brookhaven is there anything I can do to help you before I
01:21:52leave yeah why don't we see if all the weapons are loaded yes Winchester 44 check single barrel
01:22:04double barrel check I'll get a bandage behind the bar for you all right
01:22:13well it's all up to you now Andy I'm sorry but you know there's nothing like well you've done
01:22:29all you can how did the accident happen well oh it's all my dumb you know we got this one
01:22:36caught in the breach of that shotgun that wasn't a dumb thing the real dumb thing was he he had his
01:22:41hand on the bar like this you know and I wanted to get a bandage I took a countertop like that
01:22:45well I'll tell you one thing I just about settles our hash I've got to have faith mr. Callahan
01:22:55there's got to be a way to stop the Skullner brothers yeah maybe if bat Masterson rode into
01:23:01town yeah bat Madison could do it who's a little guy like me when those bad guys saw him with that
01:23:05cane they ran for their lives way ahead of you Cal I'm gonna go get my makeup kit folks meet bat
01:23:16Masterson yes but limit there you go one of mr. Brookhaven's very best yeah
01:23:23are you sure I look enough like bat Masterson to fool the Skullner brothers
01:23:30yeah well if you just look a little tougher you know like you mean business
01:23:35yeah now how you get it come on that's it take a look it's sent out mr. Callahan
01:23:47Skullners will be heading this way any minute all right now you just go out there and face
01:23:51them and if I got this figured right there won't even be any gunplay we'll have you
01:23:55covered from here as best we can I guess this is it poor dusty we may never see him again yes
01:24:10you will honey that's a closet
01:24:40that Masterson what's bat Masterson doing here let's go see
01:25:10the scholars of this matter they're coming after it we better get ready to protect them
01:25:15that ain't bat Masterson he ain't twirled his cane yet
01:26:15that's bat Masterson all right we give up that okay dusty that was a pretty good thing
01:26:29you've done there with that cane how'd you do that easy mr. Callahan all I did was just take
01:26:33it like this and I threw it in the air and then I waited for it to come down
01:26:37goodnight mr. Callahan