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00:01:22Muggins right here in our own neighborhood
00:01:24In your picture that we know soon to get finished making the east side a safe and quiet place to live in and that has to start
00:01:32We're gonna get rid of those mothers. We got to get rid of
00:01:35Supporting our reputation. The first thing I'm gonna do is deputize each one of you guys to watch a corner
00:01:41We'll do it in sections, then we'll make up a bunch of signals. Hey, look who's here
00:01:48What's that? He's my cousin on my mother's side. What's on your father's side mustard plaster
00:01:52Good demoted that's three times this week. You've been demoted. You're not a lowest member in a club
00:01:57Get out of here and take it with you. He wants to join a club
00:02:00We ain't taking in any new members just wants to pay his dues in advance. Oh
00:02:04clumpy
00:02:05empty
00:02:06You're not the motive anymore. You got your old job back. In fact, they do some things. Well, that's different
00:02:12How old are you 14? How old 14? It makes 28. That's a little bit closer. What's your birthday?
00:02:18What do you care you're gonna give me nothing how do you know a very magnanimous man you got a name? Yeah, what is it?
00:02:27Thank thank don't rush me
00:02:29Trying to tip my turn. I got it. Yeah, you got it. I'm Harvey. You're hurting overwhelmed with yourself
00:02:37Cuz you thought of your own name ain't you?
00:02:39Overburdened with intelligence almost as smart as you walk limpy. I thought it yeah, my cousin wouldn't brag about it
00:02:45They're blown any other clubs sure what kind of club I used to belong to an aviation club
00:02:53Long to an aviation club, huh? Yeah for my own play for two years. What happened the rubber band broke
00:03:01You sure you're gonna pay your dues in advance, you know, I don't have to stand for this idle chatter
00:03:06I'm the president of this club. Mm-hmm pretty big man
00:03:10All in favor of admitting Harvey to the club say aye aye aye no
00:03:18You're my cousin don't get excited kid his vote don't count. I
00:03:24Thought you told me you're a big shot. What a liar you are. Okay, your vote won't count either
00:03:30Old is a little matter of dues
00:03:33That advance, you know, I'd like a little advance on the advance. Yeah
00:03:37How much you got?
00:03:39That's fine. I don't cover the first month's dues after that's only a nickel a month. Hey, yeah, I'm gonna be on a treasurer
00:03:43You'll be clippings assistant. Okay. Take a look at me a time. I don't know you that well. Oh, please let me
00:03:50Say mr. President. Yeah, here's another dime. What for for the second and third one stools. Hey, you're a pretty good member
00:03:55Maybe you ought to make let be your assistant just the initiation hat
00:03:59How long do I have to wear it just for the rest of your life?
00:04:01That's a long sentence. Oh, why don't you make it easy on a kid chief make up about 99 years
00:04:05I don't think I can do it. Just try the best you can vice versa is a virtue as president
00:04:10This club and out the man that we break up a joint and an older meeting. Hey chief. I'm hungry
00:04:14Let's go over to Ginsberg and get something even my time. What do you mean your time? I just gave you two dimes
00:04:18I loaned her be a time. What do you want to lend them business?
00:04:20What do you think is a non-profit organization? You see you worked on my good nature and I got it. Don't come here anymore
00:04:25This job may require a little diplomatic handling so I better go in alone. I'll go with your mug in case you need help
00:04:30Okay, but the rest of you guys stay here. I
00:04:32I said the rest of you guys stay here. Oh
00:04:41Have you located the trouble Oscar? Yes, sir. I'll have fixed it in a minute. I'll be back in a minute
00:04:46I'll be back in a minute. I'll be back in a minute. I'll be back in a minute
00:04:49I'll be back in a minute. I'll be back in a minute. I'll be back in a minute
00:04:52Have you located the trouble Oscar? Yes, sir. I'll have fixed in a few minutes
00:05:01I'm going to the drugstore to phone. I'll be right back. Wait here. Yes, sir
00:05:12Come on kid be right with you
00:05:22Keep walking on your trap shot. You won't get hurt. Hey fellas. Come here
00:05:32Look there's a mugging going on in that alley
00:05:52What's the trouble some mucking going on in that alley over there? Yeah, let's go take a look
00:06:22I think I'm pretty good. Look at that one
00:06:25Okay, I think it's swinging me. I think he busted his hand on that concrete wall there. He clipped me right on the jaw
00:06:31You hurt mister. Well, I'm too bad. I got my boys
00:06:36I think they sneak up behind you mister
00:06:39Unfortunately, I
00:06:40Have an eye for the back of my head. Ain't got a stiff neck happy. You can look around once in a while
00:06:45I didn't realize I was in such a bad neighbor. What do you mean bad neighborhood? Those muggers don't live around here
00:06:49I'll have you notice neighborhood is as pure as Pittsburgh snow, please
00:06:53I'm sorry
00:06:54I offended you boys because you really saved me from the severe beating and maybe a beating would have done you good
00:06:59I'm on stop making with the cracks. Can't you see this guy's a gentleman?
00:07:02He's got on a white collar and a tie must be impressed. Well, well, I'm a shorn lamb at the moment boys
00:07:07But if you look me up tomorrow, I'll take care of it. Here's my car
00:07:13Forget it. We'd have done the same thing for any old Joe
00:07:17Yes, I believe you would
00:07:20Well, good night boys
00:07:22Doc Ali's and we turn a car up for since when are you telling me what to do?
00:07:27I got cold. Let's put a car. Yeah, come on
00:07:34Hey
00:07:36Hey Bugs
00:07:38Travel and showcase the old boys riding around in I'll bet he has slipped saw about the piece if he hadn't been cleaned out
00:07:43Yeah, I bet he would have wonder what he's doing down this neck of the woods. Anyway
00:07:48I
00:07:50Don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
00:07:53I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
00:07:55Anyway
00:07:59I'll tell you what what you hold the wallet. I'll hold the money. Who's gonna hold you
00:08:03We've done our good deed for the day. We got nothing to worry about
00:08:09Aren't you satisfied with the wallet? No, I shouldn't have the towel or wrap it around
00:08:12Let's go
00:08:17A million dollars maybe even a thousand the muggins must be rich president a club. I'll take charge of it
00:08:23I'm treasurer. So what you only handle a tinkling money. I take care of the cabbage. What a club we're gonna have, huh?
00:08:28What do you mean what a club we're gonna have the first thing in the morning?
00:08:31This dog goes back to mr. Hi-hat. Uh-huh. Find it. Keep it. Lose it. Weep it loses weepers, huh?
00:08:36Well, you're the loser
00:08:38Don't feel bad clippy mugs is right. You don't belong to us anyway
00:08:42I'm gonna take this down the club and hide it until tomorrow. Oh mark. Let me hold it for a second
00:08:46Huh? No, who's second? No, no
00:08:49I'm second thought I think I will let you hold it. It's discriminating evidence. You boys keep an eye on it
00:08:55Hey, let me hold hand
00:08:59It's a very small half
00:09:01Party it's all grateful. I introduced an ice princess. Don't apologize
00:09:10There's only one guy named mugs around here and that's him
00:09:13mug day
00:09:14It's a good name and it fits all of you
00:09:17Why do they always put new cops on his feet for they clean up the mugging in this district?
00:09:21Wait a minute there. Where'd you get? That's something I saved up in the Christmas Club. I'll take care of that
00:09:26Come on, you boys take a little ride
00:09:31Oh
00:09:51No, I didn't say his office freeze home
00:09:55You know, at least you could do is let me get in touch with me mother
00:09:58Fill it up your lawyer couldn't get you out of this jam, sonny
00:10:01Look cap, if you took one look at my face, you could tell I got an honest kisser
00:10:04Yeah, if you were to wash that face, maybe we can see a little better
00:10:07But it is a beauty parlor a police station and then quiet quiet quiet. Hello. What was home?
00:10:13Yes, if this is the Cortland residence. Oh
00:10:17Is this mr. Johnny's Cortland?
00:10:20No, no. No, I want to speak to him. There's a police station
00:10:23Certainly just a moment. Please
00:10:28Cortland you're wanted on the telephone, sir
00:10:37Hello, yes, this is John Cortland speaking
00:10:41Was I mugged
00:10:44But oh
00:10:46You mean was I robbed? I
00:10:48Certainly was I intended to report it to you. But no, no, you don't have to Mr. Cartman
00:10:54We've already picked up the mothers
00:10:56Now if you can come right over to the station and identify them, thank you
00:11:02All right
00:11:18You'd be congratulated on the prompt efficiency of your department kept purely routine which partner
00:11:24All right
00:11:27Now, Mr. Cartman see if you can identify any of these youngsters I can identify every one of all that's fine
00:11:34Splendid. He knows quiet quiet. Why shouldn't I be able to identify them? These are the boys who rescued me. Oh
00:11:41Come come now. Mr. Cartman. You're not going to fall for a run-around like that. Surely. Well, I never even saw the man away
00:11:47Oh, that's just it. I'm telling you we caught these youngsters red-handed with your pocketbook on them. Ah, you're prejudiced
00:11:53No confidence. I told you we found it. Certainly. They recuperated from an ash can me and Harvey. I'm waiting. Hiya, baby. All right
00:12:02What's the purpose of arguing you've simply made a mistake captain
00:12:05I know that these boys are innocent and if they say they found the pocketbook. Well, I believe them
00:12:11Yeah, it may be true. I'm sure they found the pocketbook
00:12:14And if they say they found the pocketbook, well, I believe them. Yeah, he believes us what I tell you about my honest face
00:12:20well
00:12:21Someone around here is simply dumb
00:12:23I'll give you three guesses one two three
00:12:27I'm, sorry, this happened boys. Uh, don't be so exhilarated about it. We all make mistakes. That's why I put erasers on lead pencils
00:12:34And your mug and they pick you up from muggy. That's a pretty good joke
00:12:39I don't think it's very funny. Well, perhaps not. Yeah, here's your pocketbook. Mr. Gardner. Thank you
00:12:47Maybe he'll give us a reward, huh? Yeah, maybe it gives enough to buy some gymnasium equipment for our club
00:12:53So you boys are interested in gymnasiums, eh?
00:12:57Well now i'll tell you what
00:12:59You come out to my home in the morning
00:13:01And perhaps I can arrange a reward for you worth your while. Yeah, what about that? Uh with a meal?
00:13:08All right now now boy, you're free go on clear out of here. Go ahead
00:13:24Well captain if I can be of any further service to you just call it
00:13:28Hey, we almost got 30 years. We beat the case
00:13:36Can I give you a lift boys, let's go free ride. Come on back here
00:13:41No, thanks. We'll use our legs. They're safer. I understand. Well, good night boys
00:13:46I'll be looking forward to see you in the morning. Don't look too hard because you may not find us. That's right
00:13:52Get off there, all right, what is it you always picking on me for hey, look fellas
00:13:56I'm a radiator captain. I just tell him to get off there. Yeah, well, that means you too. What do you want?
00:14:00Don't touch my cousin herbie my item. I'll take your cousin herbie and hit you on the head with him
00:14:04No reward. No nothing first guy ever spent his life driving around
00:14:11I'm telling you there's no future in it. So we go up to this hi-hats house
00:14:15So what so maybe you'll get some money herbie's fresh out of money ain't you herbie? Why do I care about herbie?
00:14:20I'm in favor for getting the whole ink in it. Not me. Look mugs
00:14:24What's with that mugs there? Mr. President to you. All right, mr
00:14:28President the point is this if we go up to this guy's house
00:14:31Maybe he'll give us some real dough then we can get some gymnasium equipment. That's right
00:14:35All right. All right. All right
00:14:38So we'll take a vote on it all those in favor going up to this cauldron's house say aye. Aye
00:14:43Oh steamroller politics, huh? Won't you? Yes, man
00:14:47Go up there, but just remember I was against it the meeting is now consummated
00:14:53Ivy if we get that equipment i'm gonna fill you up make it very small
00:15:04Hey, let's say give it a buzz. All right, give it a buzz
00:15:08That that's a bell lapel
00:15:11All right, all right
00:15:13Why does it always take him so long to answer these places where he got money?
00:15:16That's the white below the upper crust 400
00:15:20Might be 398. Yes
00:15:22Guess what?
00:15:23Do you wish to see someone certainly wish to see someone? What do you think we're doing here?
00:15:27The boys would like to talk to mr. Cortland. Yeah, tell them the boys are here to save this bacon last night bacon
00:15:32Hey, you know moolah cabbage potatoes, you know the stuff you buy food with if you got the points
00:15:38I shall tell mr. Cortland you're here. Uh, there's another entrance below this
00:15:43Pleased to use it
00:15:46Pleased to use it. What's the matter with this entrance? Maybe it's not wide enough. Maybe it's not wide
00:15:51It was wide enough for him. It's wide enough for us used
00:15:54Sign your entrance. They haven't done it since I worked at his place delivery
00:16:03Yes, sir
00:16:06Has my son been called yet? No, sir. He was out quite late last night
00:16:09Out late again, eh
00:16:11Who was that rang the doorbell a crowd of urchins asking for you, sir?
00:16:15Well, why don't you let them in let them in?
00:16:18I sent them down to the other entrance, sir. Well, you shouldn't have done that. They're friends of mine
00:16:22Really, sir. Yes
00:16:24All you guys we shouldn't come down here in the first place
00:16:30Pretty bad service
00:16:37I'll let them in from below
00:16:40I
00:16:42Guess he changed his mind about seeing this
00:16:48Good morning, boys
00:16:53Made such a terrible mistake come right in there now you're being hospitable. One thing I love is hospitality
00:16:59That's what I like about you boys. You have spirit forthright honesty properly directed disciplined. And what have you got apple pie?
00:17:07Oh, that's right in a sense apple pie the kind that mothers make
00:17:11You know, it typifies good sound americanism. Did you ever know a boy who liked apple pie whoever went wrong? Yes
00:17:17Used to love apple pie wound up with 43 bullets in his belly now
00:17:21Listen, you push face little sawed-off pickle you whether you like it or not. I sort of like you
00:17:27And don't ask me why I told you boys I had something here. I thought might interest you so come along
00:17:32It's time to get around
00:17:37Hey
00:17:39Hey, I thought they only had these type of places in movies
00:17:41This is where my oldest son, uh held forth, but he won't be using for some time now
00:17:46And my younger son doesn't go in for athletics. Oh very nice
00:17:49But where do we fit into the picture it belongs to you boys anytime night of the day. Oh, well, it's different
00:17:55Let's take a look
00:18:07What is this
00:18:10I get it. Okay. Oh, this reminds me of time out in central park
00:18:14Brought my fish in line with me
00:18:15But I didn't need it because the fish would jump in the boat
00:18:17All I had to do is hit him in the head with the oars. Hey, honey, no matter what look at me. I'm a cowboy there
00:18:22Yeah, a bowery cowboy
00:18:24Hey, that's good
00:18:28I feel like i'm Walter belt. Stop it. Will you stop there? What do you think? I am a genius?
00:18:32I don't know how to stop this thing. Oh, hey, come on
00:18:35Oh
00:18:44There you go again
00:18:45Always getting yourself in trouble what I do now didn't do nothing
00:18:48You just rattle up those two brains you got left. Nobody will be able to do anything with you now, baby
00:18:52Come on, come on. I won't tell them that you're wrong this time. Oh that thing i'll show you a cowboy ride. Oh, she does
00:19:00By the way, uh
00:19:02You send these boys down the servant sentence because uh, they weren't dressed speak up my good man speak up
00:19:09They appeared hardly respectable son. He just mad because we didn't have a monkey suit on like him
00:19:14I beg your pardon. Oh the prisoner type, huh? Look, I wouldn't give you a pardon if you baked all night
00:19:19Well, never mind steppen, but hereafter remember my friends call on me through the main door just as you say, sir
00:19:26Remember that zeppelin head
00:19:32Oh
00:19:36Sorry, my good man, that was all boy a little awkward on your feet there ain't you?
00:19:41Mr. Kaufman
00:19:42You will please accept my resignation. I will not you're fired
00:19:47You can't do this to me. I have rights. I'll stand on them anything. You stand on a second. I'll be beaten
00:19:52There is all for you excommunicated
00:19:54Quiet bounce on your rear. My daughter will pay you off. Uh spammons. I hope she pays you off in bagels
00:20:02Ha ha ha
00:20:04The boys didn't mean any harm. Mr.
00:20:05Corwin, I hope they ain't inconveniencing you by making you get rid of that barrage balloon forget it
00:20:10I was going to fire him anyway
00:20:12Well, what do you say? How do you like the uh joint?
00:20:16Well, it's right along the lines of something. We was going to put up in a clubhouse then it's a deal
00:20:21Well, I don't know. How about that other son of yours the one that's away? Well, he's overseas flying for uncle sam
00:20:26Yeah, yeah, I thought rich kids didn't have enough smoke to fly
00:20:29Yeah
00:20:31Pardon the decrusion. Mr. Corbin
00:20:33secretary
00:20:35Chairman and president of the east side social improvement athletic club
00:20:38We wish to acknowledge and receive and accept this gymnasium for a personal use pro tem ad infinitum
00:20:44Well, thank you gentlemen, and here's the key to the lower door and i'd like to donate 50 to the treasury of your club
00:20:53A lot of money
00:21:00Why certainly dear i'll be right up
00:21:04Hey, there's gonna be some regenerating that around here. We're all gonna turn over new leaves
00:21:07Yeah, what are we gonna do with the old ones saving for posterity? Why don't you shut up? You see this? Yeah, what about it?
00:21:14Pretty in one jane kitten. Hey boys, as long as you're going to be uh in and out of here
00:21:19Perhaps you better come upstairs with me and meet my daughter a good idea. How old is she?
00:21:22Good idea. How old is she?
00:21:29This is louise courtland, I want to verify my appointment for the day
00:21:33Yes. Yes. Thank you
00:21:35Louise I want you to father. What were you thinking of before I stepped on a time like this?
00:21:39His nose was too high, but don't worry dear
00:21:41We'll get another butler and another maid and another cook. They've all left with seven and i'm to entertain tonight
00:21:47Chicken maybe i'm chicken. That's the pheasant blue-blooded pheasant next week. You go out with girls not this one
00:21:54Friday now, please we have company
00:21:57Oh, i'm, sorry
00:22:00Boys, I want you to meet my daughter louise and she's really a very nice girl. How are you?
00:22:06Like to meet the gang
00:22:07Flippy skinny dave rocky lou and slug. Hey, you forgot. How are you?
00:22:11It's all right. I forgot myself too, but let's not be technical about it
00:22:15I'm glad to know you all and i'm afraid I owe you an apology
00:22:18But you see all of our servants have left and i'm entertaining tonight for a very dear friend. Yes, so we heard so we heard
00:22:24What did you say your name was? I didn't say it's mugs
00:22:28I'm glad to know you mug. I know you too
00:22:31I hope I see more of you
00:22:33You will you will you see your old man there that is your father there. He thought we could use the gym downstairs
00:22:40That's a wonderful idea dad
00:22:42I hope you'll excuse me. I have a very important engagement. Bye. Yeah, good. Good luck. Happy engagement
00:22:48Let's go down examine that equipment. Wait a minute boys. I want you to meet my son roy
00:22:52Roy, I want you to meet these boys, uh mugs, uh, let me i'm afraid i've forgotten your other names. I'm
00:23:02Well son what happened to your hand oh, it's nothing I I just framed it
00:23:06I've invited these boys to use the gymnasium
00:23:09Oh, really?
00:23:10It's the idea. Well, what's the harm? You never use it, right?
00:23:14Oh, I guess it's all right
00:23:16Hey, thanks. Yeah
00:23:17Okay, let's get out warm up a little bit a little chilly here
00:23:22See you kids see you later
00:23:25Roy I want to have a little talk with you
00:23:29I haven't had a chance to tell you before
00:23:32But last night I was attacked and robbed you were
00:23:36Yes, and those boys you just met not only recovered my pocketbook but saved me from a possible beating
00:23:42Oh, I see
00:23:44Well, i'm sorry if I was rude to them. I thought you would be sit down
00:23:49Roy is anything bothering you? Are you in any kind of trouble? No, of course not. What do you ask?
00:23:55Oh, I was just wondering that's all
00:23:59Hey you guys
00:24:01You notice the bandage on that cauldron kid's hand
00:24:04Yeah, so what said he sprained it. Maybe he's cutting out too many paper dollars lately, maybe so
00:24:09He could have done it hitting a brick wall, too
00:24:12Are you saying he's the guy that took a poke at you last night in the alley?
00:24:15I'm, not saying nothing i'm doing a lot of thinking. Oh mug get back on your heels from eating that swell gal
00:24:20Hey mugs, you know something? You never told me he was such a lady killer
00:24:26Before your brother john went away
00:24:29He was so much alike
00:24:31But since then you seem to have changed honest dad. There's nothing the matter with me. It's just that I
00:24:39I'll stop worrying about me. Will you you staying out late at night?
00:24:44Everybody stays up late these days not preaching boy. I i'm just trying to be friendly
00:24:50Oh, I know that most boys have their troubles sometimes
00:24:54Perhaps you've been disappointed or something
00:24:57or perhaps
00:24:58We both miss your brother
00:25:01You know what I mean
00:25:04Sure, I know what you mean
00:25:06I guess I don't deserve a dad like you
00:25:20Well, good morning captain come in good morning, mr. Gordon, all right, well pretty good
00:25:25You happen to be in the neighborhood sort of drop by and say hello to you fine
00:25:28All right, where are you going just going out I want you to meet captain matthews
00:25:34Oh, all right
00:25:36Just paying a little friendly visit is all glad to know you
00:25:39Well, if you'll excuse me, i'll be going
00:25:45Well captain let's sit down thanks
00:25:47How have you been fine? Thanks just the same. I'd like to know where those guys are at the mug courtland
00:25:51Ah, what are you worried about? It ain't our funeral ain't our funeral, huh?
00:25:55They're just ruining our name that's all just slanderizing us first thing, you know people be going around calling us the east side kids
00:26:00You're right
00:26:01I never thought of it that way you never think period
00:26:09Sorry to intrude boys, but captain matthews is anxious to get a more detailed description of the fellows who attacked me last night. So
00:26:18Now listen boys, mr. Cortman here has pretty well convinced me you're innocent
00:26:21But I thought you might be able to give me some sort of a hint, uh some sort of a description which I could uh,
00:26:27Sort of what thinks uh, what are you drooling about when he says i'm gonna bust you right in the larynx
00:26:31All right, but did I say anything? Yeah, look we don't know nothing
00:26:34We ain't gonna inscribe nobody but listen boys these muggies been working right here in your own neighborhood
00:26:39I thought as a matter of pride, what do you mean?
00:26:41You're trying to say we ain't got no pride in our neighborhood. Look we get lots of pride more pride than you think
00:26:46All right, boys, forget it
00:26:49All right, boys, i'm sorry that I was a part of this intrusion
00:26:56Oh, why don't you keep quiet go on back and punch your bag, okay
00:27:01I think we better get out of here. Yeah, but muggs old man. Corlin didn't mean nothing personal
00:27:05I know that but I got a lot of thinking is doing a
00:27:09Imagine we ought to go someplace else and do it
00:27:14What are you doing
00:27:15You told me to punch the bag. Yeah. Yeah. I told you to punch the bag. So what should a bag punch back get out?
00:27:21Yeah, what's up?
00:27:23I'm gonna talk to you
00:27:33Well, did you get some servants for your party yet? No, I suppose the war I haven't been able to find a cook or a maid
00:27:39Oh boys, i'd like you to meet lieutenant andre dupre
00:27:43I'm, sorry, but I don't know your real name. Oh mugs mugs just mugs capital mugs. It is an honor and a pleasure
00:27:48My still mug gentlemen, you too monsoor
00:27:53What's with the thing there do you mean you could run that shindig with just a cook and a maid
00:27:57Yes, I I suppose so that's all I wanted to know. Let's go boy. See you later
00:28:04These americans
00:28:12Hey lefty
00:28:19Hello roy, hi kid. Hello fellas. What'd you give yourself a cue drag him up spike
00:28:34Pete was you out there trying to take a poke at me last night?
00:28:39because uh
00:28:41You had no reason to hit that fella like you did come out. Are you going soft? Do I look soft?
00:28:46Skip it. Go ahead break him up
00:29:01Hey, where's the dough from last night? Oh, I got it
00:29:11I
00:29:17Only 12 bucks is that all that's right. I thought that old guy would have at least a grand on him. Yeah
00:29:26Yeah, forget it
00:29:34Hey, what is this forget it routine
00:29:37The way you refuse money you think you're working with us for the fun of it, maybe I am
00:29:45I don't get you kid. What place who I anyhow
00:29:49Look lefty
00:29:50I don't ask you any questions. So don't ask me anything understand
00:29:56My cherie
00:30:00Thank you, it makes me long to fly away with you to my villa in the riviera
00:30:06my beloved friends
00:30:09Make it all sound so romantic
00:30:28Oh, hello boys, I haven't brought you some hired help. How do you mean ain't no hired help?
00:30:33No, mr. Cortman my old lady here that is my money used to be a cook at the biltmore's
00:30:36Yeah, my mother used to work for the whitley. She was the best chambermaid they had
00:30:41I was the housekeeper if you want to know you told me chambermaid
00:30:44Why don't you keep your mouth shut and seeing how you've been so nice to our young and sweet?
00:30:49See, mr. Cortman
00:30:49We didn't want your daughter to be disappointed by the party. She wanted to throw
00:30:53Well, i'm very very glad to meet the mothers of such unusual boys. I'll have you meet my daughter. Come right along
00:30:59Hey, look at his house, huh?
00:31:01Real wonderful
00:31:04Excuse me just a moment, please. Certainly I shall fight for my country my honor
00:31:11But more I shall fight for you my little white dog
00:31:14Oh, mr. Cutler. Hello louise. Will you come out in the hall a moment, please? Yes, sir
00:31:20Excuse me
00:31:24Louise these are the mothers of mugs and glimpy. They've kindly offered to help out. I'm mrs. McGinnis. How do you do mrs
00:31:30I'm mrs. McCluskey. Very glad to know you happy. Well, I have to be running along if you'd excuse me
00:31:36It's so nice of you to offer to do this. Oh, don't mention it. Oh, that's perfectly
00:31:40All right, would you care to look about now? Oh, in fact, I would and there's nothing like getting the job started
00:31:45Please
00:31:48Bugs get a load of flamingo
00:31:58Show off
00:32:00I think you're out here too much competition. What do you mean that guy wouldn't offer competition to where you're banging?
00:32:06If that's the way you bang he looks I take that last crack
00:32:16Out of the kitchen
00:32:21Okay, ma see you later no, dear, of course i'm not i'm pointing from a drug store yes, yes, yes I am
00:32:26I know but you don't know
00:32:28Yes, dear. Yes. Yes, of course
00:32:33Okay, okay i'll meet you there right away goodbye
00:32:45Hello, will you please send a cab to 472 Southern place right away? Thank you
00:32:56Hey mugs that guy talks english just as good as we do. Don't be silly. Nobody talks english as good as we do
00:33:03Your us is my curiosity
00:33:16Hmm gentlemen, what'd you say? Your name was lieutenant andre de bray
00:33:21At your service
00:33:22Hey andre, do you hear about that guy was walking on csi street with the breeze on the side there at your service?
00:33:27Uh, basic garden french. Oh, no, no. No, that is not the branch. Ah, yes. Yes. Yes
00:33:33Is that he's the french is gleefy speaks it arabian boy
00:33:37You're on these coordinates for relations. No. Yes. Yeah. No
00:33:42But if you stay around here long enough, you're gonna see a lot of us from now on
00:33:45I take the good
00:33:47This is bad. How about the medium?
00:33:50Hey, andre, come here. I want to talk to you
00:33:52Uh, what does that medal there for distinguished service? You mean extinguished? Don't you? No, you know something my brother got two medals
00:33:58He did what?
00:33:59Well, he got one for jumping off the brooklyn bridge. And what did he get the other one good?
00:34:03He didn't kill him when he landed
00:34:04Hey
00:34:05But where's your old shoulder pads?
00:34:08Control yourself don't be control yourself
00:34:11Hey andre
00:34:12Still don't forget about the guy in the csa with the bruise on the street at your service
00:34:16Uh, what steel french still arabian
00:34:21If you leave everything to us you haven't got a thing to worry about well, is it a deal mom?
00:34:25It is that what's happened right now and there's lots of work to be done. You better go on
00:34:29Okay, we'll see you later. Bye. Bye
00:34:32Well, we better get to work
00:34:42I'm, sorry, I kept you waiting so long andre for you. I would wait forever
00:34:47But now I must go I have business at the embassy and i'll see you this evening this evening. You'll announce our engagement
00:34:56Perhaps
00:35:13So
00:35:17Zigzag club 231 house
00:35:19So
00:35:42Well, hi amazing i'm sorry to keep you waiting
00:35:45Well, what are you made up for where'd you get the fancy suit from the costumers I wear it my new act
00:35:50Oh, hey, baby, you got a little money for the cabbie. I'm a little fresh out of fun. What again?
00:35:56Say why don't you get a steady job? Uh, I think maybe I have got one. Well, that's good news
00:36:06Say about this act you mentioned what sort of an act is it? Oh, it's a brand new idea
00:36:10Very original
00:36:12Well, it better not be with any dame. You get that don't you? Oh now maisie dear, you know me. Yes. I know you
00:36:18Oh now, that's a fine way to talk
00:36:26Well, can you picture that maybe we should tell that other thing you're making reference to miss courtland
00:36:30Well, she ought to know shouldn't she I thought maybe we should keep it a secret
00:36:34Hey, look, what does that mean?
00:36:37Fantastic
00:36:39I don't know probably means she does a fan dance. Oh without her clothes on, huh?
00:36:42What do you mean without her clothes on she's no cover?
00:36:45No cover no cover charge. That means you don't pay nothing for the tablecloth. Now. Come on
00:36:50We got an important mission to do who wants the table?
00:37:04Hey fella
00:37:07Hey
00:37:08The courtman kid. Well, what do you know?
00:37:11Hey, how do you figure a rich kid like him playing around with those guys?
00:37:14I don't figure it don't end up wait till mugs hears about this
00:37:18You know, maybe mugs was right about him after all
00:37:22Come on let's go back to the club right
00:37:26Hello boys, hi miss courtland. Hello. You got something important to tell you. What is it? I think it's kind of personal come right in
00:37:37It's about the uh, sit down. Oh sure. Thanks
00:37:42It's about that lieutenant friend of yours, you mean my fiancee. Yeah. Yeah, that's right
00:37:47You don't really expect to marry that guy. Do you?
00:37:49Well, i'd plan to keep our engagement a secret, but
00:37:52I may announce it tonight at the party
00:37:54No, miss courtland
00:37:55Marriage is a very confiscated and detrimental affair. You can't rush into it too headstrong
00:38:01Mugs, what are you talking about? Well
00:38:04The guy may not be exactly right for you. I mean, you're a very nice girl. He may not be your type
00:38:08Mugs is trying to tell you the guy's a phony. He's out after your money. He's even got another girl
00:38:12Oh, please boys who gave you the right to intrude on my private affairs. We didn't mean this truth, miss courtland
00:38:18We're just telling you the truth. I don't want to hear any nonsense
00:38:22That's the way you feel about it. I guess we better go. We probably made a mistake
00:38:26You won't be mad at us, will you? Well, no, but I think you boys better keep your demanding
00:38:31Maybe you're right. Bye now. Bye
00:38:40How do you like that? She just wasn't in the mood I guess. Yeah, James are all alike. Dumb like me. Impossible
00:38:48Just the same she ain't gonna marry that guy because I got out of plans
00:38:56Oh, it doesn't look like mugs or clumpy's coming. Hey, you know, I wonder if they run back to the gym
00:39:00Maybe we ought to go look for them. Huh? All right, you don't have to look for us. Hey mugs
00:39:04We can wait for you. We found out some circumstantial evidence against the courtland kid
00:39:07Yeah, we saw the kid playing pool over in finks with those two characters. We tangled with last night did huh?
00:39:12Maybe we better call this meet and order
00:39:15What are you doing taking down your water? Oh
00:39:19shut up
00:39:20So you saw this courtland kid playing pool and finks with a couple of jacobos
00:39:23So what that don't prove nothing final final against them
00:39:27Good luck good luck dummy up look kids like him don't pal around with those guys for nothing. They must be up to something
00:39:34Maybe you and I should tell the cops
00:39:37We ain't gonna tell them nothing until we get the goods on them
00:39:41In the meantime, another matter has arisen which demands our immediate attention
00:39:46Well
00:39:49Mr and mrs bias, may I present lieutenant andre dupré madam
00:39:55It is a pleasure I assure you sir
00:40:05What's going on here don't you know we need those things now
00:40:08You've got to stay at the other end of the kitchen, please on you go everyone
00:40:16Shut up, don't you dare mrs. Russell may I present the lieutenant andre dupré
00:40:21madam
00:40:24Is it on him and mr. Van sickle lieutenant dupré
00:40:39Look for yourself
00:40:41Yeah
00:40:46Why that no damn double look at him i'll tear him apart, wait a minute, wait a minute 30 years a little finesse
00:40:52You can't rush into this thing, but he can't get away with it. Excuse me, son. You can't be precipitous. Hiya ma
00:40:57Oh, that's uh, that's miss. Uh, miss miss made. Yeah, miss made the new maid. She's gonna serve the drinks, you know, come on
00:41:02Uh, give me that apron there. Give me those quiet genius that we're gonna serve the drinks, you know new maid new maid
00:41:07Yeah, put that apron on quick give it a drink tomorrow great maid got it from the agency five percent down
00:41:16Remember don't be too melodrastic
00:41:22This we gotta see this is so giant
00:41:26Cocktail oh
00:41:37Oh
00:41:43Andre what's the matter? You seem so nervous. Don't you feel well? Oh, oh, no, I I feel fine. Thank you
00:41:49Oh, but I I just remember a most important telephone call. I might make you will excuse me, please
00:41:54Of course, you know where the phone is
00:42:07Oh
00:42:19That's just what i'm here to find out
00:42:24I'll just scram out of here before it's too late. You better scram before I lay this play over your noggin
00:42:29Look, I can explain it all at first
00:42:31Oh
00:42:33Would you mind telling me who this girl is lieutenant lieutenant, huh? If he's the lieutenant i'm a black
00:42:37Oh now now louise if you just listen I can explain I think your loss of accent explains love
00:42:42Huh, I can explain a lot more. Please. Don't just take your brawl or whatever it is outside
00:42:47Dear, you don't understand. I understand enough. Please leave
00:42:53But my little white dove I what am I a black menorca?
00:42:57Oh you you fixed everything up fine, didn't you you just ruined my whole career
00:43:03I'll ruin your whole career
00:43:10If I do say so myself you handle that very diplomatically and energetically well he deserved it nice kid good to a mother never goes home
00:43:20Nice work boys
00:43:22You mean you're not mad? Oh, of course not handle it with skill. I'm great
00:43:26Hey, you know, we're thinking of forming a club to take care of taffy beans. You're gonna pass the hat around
00:43:30Yeah, we'll start passing it. What kind of way is that to talk to a blossoming debutante?
00:43:34Clubs miss caulkman if I said anything will offend you. I thank you
00:43:38Dinner's already man. Thank you
00:43:41I hope these brats haven't been causing you any trouble. Oh, no, of course not far from it
00:43:47Hey ma in case you run short of dishrags or something. What is it? Oh, i'm speaking about dishrags
00:43:52Come on, it's a good idea into the kitchen both of you
00:43:56Why don't you keep your big mouth shut? Well, I said I'd say nothing
00:44:03I regret to announce that our good friend lieutenant andre de prey was suddenly called away on important business
00:44:09I hope you'll accept his sincere apologies and now we're going to the dining room. You'll find your place cards on the table
00:44:19Hey gang
00:44:22You're getting ready to start a chow the chow anything like that you got a little business to attend to
00:44:31What happened to your young lieutenant louise and your friend mugs would say the lieutenant was a problem
00:44:38Well, that's what I suspected all the time
00:44:41You better not get into any mischief any of you we're not going to get into any of my causes at all
00:44:46You better not dare
00:44:51Dive me
00:45:08This don't look like it
00:45:12That's it
00:45:21You
00:45:26John caulk live here. Yeah, he lives here shorty. Yeah, don't give me that shorty
00:45:30Don't be bitter about it. Yeah, listen here. I got a telegram for him. I'll take it
00:45:36Fine here, right
00:45:39There's no smoking around here, I ain't smoking got a cigarette in your mouth, haven't you sure I got you to my feet but I ain't walking
00:45:46Thanks, this is very important. She's gonna get it right away from the water park the water part of me
00:45:53Thanks
00:45:55Yes, I have a letter from uh, john jr. This week. He's just been made a first lieutenant. Oh, you must be very proud. Mr
00:46:03I am
00:46:06Uh
00:46:14Roy tried to enlist too, but they turned him down on account of his eyes. There's nothing the matter with my eyesight
00:46:24What are you doing mom fixing the turkey, that's good
00:46:28Yeah, thomas cotton liked seaman hall for a minute
00:46:32Is there anything wrong son? Oh, no. No, not exactly. Just like talk to him. Oh, all right
00:46:48Hey, what a cousin what I put my mother on here. Hey look at this cat. Yeah, nice one. Hey, what do you think this boy?
00:46:54Hey, what do you think this boy?
00:46:57Sure. Oh, you don't that half the cap that was on the kid
00:47:01Yes
00:47:03Why don't your mother said you wanted to see me?
00:47:08I didn't think you'd want to read it in front of all those people. Oh, that's very considerate of us. Thanks
00:47:22I think bad news
00:47:24Is
00:47:36I don't deserve a break like that. Mr. Cotton well fellow like you just don't figure
00:47:44A few words, I guess
00:47:46I still have one son left
00:47:49What do you mean? Uh
00:47:51Yeah, yeah, that's right
00:47:53We've got one son left
00:48:04I thought maybe such bad news about his son. I wanted to fly it
00:48:08Oh
00:48:24I'll be all right
00:48:38Excuse me a minute, please. Which room is yours? Mr. Cotton right here
00:48:54Here have a set up one of those pillows
00:49:00Father what's the matter? I know. No. No, he just had a faint spell
00:49:04Father what's the matter? I know. No. No, he just had a faint spell. Mr. Cotton. We didn't call you because he has not disturbed the party
00:49:11Don't be my dear
00:49:13It's nothing serious. Just the same. I'll call dr. Miller
00:49:22Hello is dr. Miller in may I speak to him, please?
00:49:28Hello doctor
00:49:29This is louise courtland, i'm sorry to disturb you my father doesn't feel very well. Could you come right over? Thank you
00:49:45We've just had some bad news
00:49:52Yes
00:49:54I
00:49:59Won't be so excited about what did you find this cat? He wore it last night. Yeah, that proves he's a mugger. All right
00:50:06Did not tell mr. Cotton about this. I don't know what just happened. He'd probably kick over if he found out his other kid
00:50:11He's a crook. Uh, maybe roy in his bed as we paint him. Oh, look, he's a mugger, ain't he? Maybe so
00:50:17You know the rich kids that kind of got bored with life, you know
00:50:20And he just went into a thing like that the excitement he got out of it
00:50:23You mean this corbin kid's being pushed around by something like being bored with life. That's the idea
00:50:29Might even be dragged into it by a few other guys. Yeah, I get it
00:50:34Hey, maybe we could help roy his own men would even have to know about it
00:50:37What do you think i've been trying to say stupid i'm not stupid
00:50:40You're not stupid. You just got as short as your corrugations in his cerebellum. Oh, that's different. Hey, look, is that contagious?
00:50:45I don't know. I read in a book
00:50:51Pardon me, please
00:50:53So
00:51:11Let's find time for him to be going out better investigate that
00:51:23I
00:51:27Give you three guesses where he's going. Let's use a guess and let's tail him
00:51:36You need about 20 more pointers, he'll be all right, you know that look good to me
00:51:42Hey, what took you so long kid
00:51:44What's the idea that soup and fish? He looks pretty doesn't he? Never mind that
00:51:47I came down here tonight to tell you fellas. I'm through
00:51:50What do you mean through all your steam you can't walk out on us like that be yourself
00:52:01Hey lefty look out there
00:52:11What do you kids want around here we didn't come in to shoot pool
00:52:14We'd like to have a little talk with roy here. You're coming with us. I am not. Oh, yes, you are
00:52:21Hey
00:52:43What are you guys trying to do wreck this joint, ah, shut up
00:52:46Will you remind our own business when those guys jumped us? We ought to show you
00:52:50So that's it
00:52:55What you guys want with that kid roy
00:52:57New york business class boy. Oh, yeah, let me work. I'm over. Will you lefty? No, not yet. Come on
00:53:02Let's take him along with us
00:53:04Oh
00:53:15What do you trans think you're getting away with you pal you haven't anything on me
00:53:19That's what you think who those two geraniums have been hanging out in the pool room with it's none of your business
00:53:23Take your hand. Take it easy. All right, bring him down to club. Hey, wait a minute
00:53:27We can't take him to the club. The cops might come there. That's right. We'll bring him down to his old man's place
00:53:32Wait a minute. We're skinny
00:53:35Must still be back in the pool room. Hey clippy and hurry go look him up. Okay, chief
00:53:41Let's go if you don't come peacefully carry him
00:53:55Tie him up we'll be right back gonna make a phone call
00:53:57Oh
00:54:00What am I doing isn't kind of your father you made my father out of
00:54:04You know what the evidence we got I knew we could put you in jail behind the bars
00:54:07Go ahead. My father will have me out just like that. Don't be so exorbitant about it
00:54:12Hey, you're the million dollar kid. Nobody can touch you. Nobody can lay a hand on you, huh? Hey, dave. Give me those gloves
00:54:18Take off that obligatory suit and coat there. I don't want to soil any garments when i'm doing my work you ask for it
00:54:24I ask for it
00:54:27Before I get through with you, you'll be sorry. You didn't use his gymnasium from playgrounds. Then it was pool rooms and streets
00:54:33You ain't gonna be able to see nothing
00:54:35Come on, tie those gloves. Oh, yeah
00:54:37What are you making with those fancy? Hey, what's the matter? Your hand's cold. Where's skinny? We couldn't find him
00:54:42Yeah, we looked all over for him, too. We'll take care of that later. What's going on here?
00:54:45Oh, we're gonna have a little boxing match. He's gonna fight you
00:54:49What's the matter? You crazy? You're gonna get mited
00:54:52Don't forget mark is a king's buried rules. I can't stand blood me neither
00:54:56Let's get out here where we got a little room
00:55:00Oh, I don't need any
00:55:25All right
00:55:55I'm headed up. That's a good thing. Now get over there and sit down. I want a little talk with you
00:56:01You're beating out there
00:56:03But I didn't have to do it because all the time you're beating yourself
00:56:06You're beating your own purpose in life
00:56:08For instance, why are you hanging out with those two gelades at big school? I don't know. I don't know why I did it
00:56:14I didn't have to my dad gives me plenty of money. I do what those guys what were their names?
00:56:20Oh, look
00:56:21I may be rotten, but i'm no squealer
00:56:24I'm getting into this thing pretty deep boy
00:56:26There's something that happened. I think you ought to know it's about your brother
00:56:30What about my brother? He killed
00:56:33And the only son your father's got left
00:56:36I think it's about time you straightened yourself out. Hello boys
00:56:40Corbin
00:56:42What are you doing around this time of night? You're supposed to be sick. Remember that spell you had
00:56:46Why?
00:56:49I've been waiting up
00:56:51There's something I wanted to tell you
00:56:54About john. Yeah, I I know
00:56:59She was a small brother
00:57:02Better son to you than
00:57:04me
00:57:06He's trying to say mr. Kuhn, isn't it?
00:57:09Yeah, you know what he means
00:57:11Yes
00:57:13I know
00:57:16Father
00:57:17What are you doing down here well, I just came down to say good night to the boys you shouldn't be out of bed
00:57:24Roy someone telephoned you by the name of lefty lefty. Oh, that's a friend of mine. Sure. Good old lefty
00:57:31He said if any talking was done something might happen to skinny
00:57:35skinny
00:57:36Oh, yeah. Yeah skinny. Well, uh, see sometimes they call skinny lefty and let the skinny it's it's very confusing
00:57:42Roy, do you have a friend by the name of lefty?
00:57:45No, he's no friend of mine. Oh, he's my friend. I know him
00:57:52Come on father you better get back to bed. Good night boys
00:58:00It appears like this guy lefty is holding up how skinny is a hostage are you with us or against us, of course
00:58:06I'm with you. They live over on the west side. I'll take you there. That's fine
00:58:10Boys are going over to the west side and have a little practice take off those tools of destruction. Okay
00:58:15Good night
00:58:18Now you get right back to bed and don't you disobey the doctor's orders again, I won't
00:58:27Good night
00:58:31Let's go
00:58:44Hello, I'd like to speak to captain matthews, please
00:58:53Okay, you're not gonna do it we'll take care of the rest
00:59:07Who is it it's right
00:59:15You're going home and forget about this whole thing just what nothing going home. I ain't scaring you wrong
00:59:37Well, we did it
00:59:45All right, all right just gone in there let me know you're going to look for skinny
00:59:53The fellas put up a strong you gotta give us a little resistance. Oh, I see
01:00:00What do you think we've been looking for you? Yeah, what's the matter? You mad at us?
01:00:02I quit the conversation. I'm tying you that same rope on those lugs out in the hall. Come on. I'm tying
01:00:08You
01:00:10Pull that gag off that's good. Oh who tied these square knots?
01:00:22How'd you happen to miss this my bad eyes never do nothing thorough do you
01:00:38Well captain you wanted us to find the cooks who was decorating the neighborhood and giving us a bad name
01:00:42Well, we finally put the finger on it. Looks like they have more than a finger put on them
01:00:47What's the evidence? All right, ten of them. I mean nine. I got one bad. We caught him red-handed
01:00:51We'll swear to it. All right
01:00:52What do you guys got to say ask him why they didn't bring the other guy in?
01:00:55Yeah, he's got delusions. Oh, yeah, there's a couple of things. I want to
01:00:59Do man little uh slap happy, you know punchy back in his heels with no other guy. No other guy
01:01:04Lock him up. All right. Come on
01:01:08All right, now you boys come on
01:01:11Who the other member of the outfit captain? I told you 33 times. There is no one shut up. Perhaps it's never satisfied
01:01:16I want to name the other one. Who was I?
01:01:25You don't know nothing get it tilt your notes. Yeah, I'll take my medicine
01:01:31You're right Portland, aren't you? That's right captain
01:01:33You're right Portland, aren't you? That's right captain
01:01:36Look, he ain't no member of nothing. He just got the luke nation to the corinthian podium vertebrae. What?
01:01:41Yeah, he fell on his head when he was a baby
01:01:43This looks serious for you, right?
01:01:45Captain
01:01:46Boy comes from a good family
01:01:48He's got a great old man. You know, you met him. He's got a swell brother. He's a flyer in his service
01:01:54That is he was
01:01:58His sister she's a regular peach
01:02:00Boy here besides the blue or I don't believe in pathway just did it because he was looking for excitement like his brother
01:02:07Can't let his old man know about it because just break him up and he's really a sweet guy
01:02:13Roy here is too regular thoroughbred if there ever was one that is he is since we beat some sense into him
01:02:20He's done anything wrong. He didn't really mean anything bad by it captain. Honest. He didn't
01:02:26I understand
01:02:30Roy
01:02:32I'm going to release you on your own new document
01:02:35Later, well, there is such a thing as a suspended sentence
01:02:39Especially if these boys can plead your case to the court as well as they have to me. Hey, you hear what he said now
01:02:46There's someone waiting here to take you home
01:02:55Dad hello
01:03:00I think you boys all know how I feel
01:03:16Hey, but
01:03:18For the very good deed of yours. Oh, we just protecting our own interest. No captain. I never liked cops very much
01:03:25I'm beginning to realize I was wrong. You're really a regular guy
01:03:28You're really a regular guy. I'd like to shake your hand. Well, thank you
01:03:33Subsequently this event will go down into the history of the east side social improvement club
01:03:39as their greatest deed
01:03:41Signed mugs mcginnis president
01:03:46And treasure
01:03:48You got that secretary right, mr. President
01:03:52And there's one more box box cousin ivy, how are you come say hello to me be quiet what's the matter with you
01:03:58I just found out that you're not my cousin who told you that but I longed over my parents. They told me that
01:04:04It's not
01:04:12Is that murder
01:04:28Foreign