This girl ordered Chinese food for herself. She displayed it on her plate, put a bit of everything on the fork, dipped it into the sauce, and stuffed it in her mouth. She drank some juice and had a slice of ham instead of dessert as she had no sweets.
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00:00Here's another Chinese **** I was gonna eat tonight.
00:02Excuse the spin on that bag, was absolutely pathetic.
00:04But there's my order, the plate the size of my head,
00:06the full carton of egg fried rice, pat pat pat.
00:08I've got beef and black bean tonight, make sure all the meat's out and pour some sauce on,
00:11a full portion of salt and pepper chips,
00:12and you've got a full portion of chicken balls with a sweet and sour sauce.
00:15Finally today I decided to get myself some pronto,
00:17and if that wasn't enough I decided to get myself a quarter duck as well.
00:19Now I don't eat duck and pancakes the same way as everybody else does while they're at home,
00:22I put a bit of everything on the fork, dip it in the sauce,
00:24hold the pancake over your face and just push it all straight in.
00:27Just in case you missed it, here I am again, straight in girl.
00:30And one more time, why not, straight in.
00:32Here's me eating some beef and black bean with some egg fried rice.
00:35Here's me eating some salt and pepper chips.
00:37Here's me eating some more salt and pepper chips because they're my absolute favourite at the moment.
00:40Here's me nibbling on my prawn toast.
00:42Chinese can be very salty food so get yourself some peach juice.
00:45And voila, I'm actually in a food coma tonight, can't move.
00:48Now I always like to eat something after a takeaway,
00:50and there was no chocolate in the house so do you know what, slice of ham it is.