Man Demands Divorce In His Letter But His Wife’s Reply
Makes Him Regret Every Word He Wrote
Are you missing a spicy, full of drama, chuckles, revenge real story with the most unexpected ending?
You must give a gentle, snickering read to this couple’s letter conversation that might turn your boring and grimaced day into a fairly brighter one.
If you’ve already read it somewhere, reading it twice will hurt your teeth harder.
Entertainment is all yours!
A man wrote a letter to his wife demanding divorce but there was no fun until the wife took the pen and wrote the chortling miraculous reply.
He wrote:
Dear wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps.
You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever! The case, I’m gone.
Your Ex-Husband.
P.S. Don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to WEST VIRGINIA together!
Have a great life!
What a sad story, I must say! I’m broken by the grief of this poor soul. How do you feel? His wife was such an emotionless woman who didn’t notice her husband’s new boxers.
But that’s what she wrote in her reply.
Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.
I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn’t work.
I DID notice when you got a haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I get home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So, take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
Do I need to say something now?
What do you say?
Makes Him Regret Every Word He Wrote
Are you missing a spicy, full of drama, chuckles, revenge real story with the most unexpected ending?
You must give a gentle, snickering read to this couple’s letter conversation that might turn your boring and grimaced day into a fairly brighter one.
If you’ve already read it somewhere, reading it twice will hurt your teeth harder.
Entertainment is all yours!
A man wrote a letter to his wife demanding divorce but there was no fun until the wife took the pen and wrote the chortling miraculous reply.
He wrote:
Dear wife,
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps.
You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever! The case, I’m gone.
Your Ex-Husband.
P.S. Don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to WEST VIRGINIA together!
Have a great life!
What a sad story, I must say! I’m broken by the grief of this poor soul. How do you feel? His wife was such an emotionless woman who didn’t notice her husband’s new boxers.
But that’s what she wrote in her reply.
Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.
I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn’t work.
I DID notice when you got a haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I get home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So, take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
Do I need to say something now?
What do you say?
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