Comedy (2003) 90 minutes ~ Color
Making a movie in Hollywood looked easy, especially when you're a sexy aspiring film maker. Sarah Wilder arrives in Hollywood ready to start her career by making her first picture. Sarah's only contact is her Uncle Lou who was a screenwriter in the old days of the studio system. With his guidance and connections, she embarks on a wild journey into the world of Hollywood, where she encounters crazy studio executives, insane producers, and a gangster who agrees to finance her film ... for a price.
Music by The Black Eyed Peas (right before they became real famous!!!)
Director: William Tannen
Writer: David Pasquesi
Stars: Linda Black, Alan Blumenfeld, Carmine Caridi, Mike Myers, Janeane Garofalo, Ben Stiller
Making a movie in Hollywood looked easy, especially when you're a sexy aspiring film maker. Sarah Wilder arrives in Hollywood ready to start her career by making her first picture. Sarah's only contact is her Uncle Lou who was a screenwriter in the old days of the studio system. With his guidance and connections, she embarks on a wild journey into the world of Hollywood, where she encounters crazy studio executives, insane producers, and a gangster who agrees to finance her film ... for a price.
Music by The Black Eyed Peas (right before they became real famous!!!)
Director: William Tannen
Writer: David Pasquesi
Stars: Linda Black, Alan Blumenfeld, Carmine Caridi, Mike Myers, Janeane Garofalo, Ben Stiller
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00:00You know, this place wouldn't be so depressing if you guys just chose a different color scheme.
00:07Maybe get away from your pastels because a dark color in a dark place, that equals, equals
00:13dark.
00:14You guys need to get brighter.
00:20Your yellows, burst of orange, your blues, make a man's day go quicker.
00:25You know, Truman, I'd be willing to sit down with your commanding officer and discuss it
00:28with him if you think it would help move things along a bit.
00:30Whatever.
00:31Whatever.
00:32Good response.
00:33I guess you win, right?
00:51Got your letter.
00:52I see you met Truman.
00:53You asshole, you got us caught.
00:58You jinxed us.
01:00As your attorney, I should tell you that this is my first case and I'm at a loss for words.
01:06I have no idea what to do and that worries me.
01:11Is everybody in this picture an idiot?
01:13I was just trying to tell the story like how it happened.
01:15Nobody could be that stupid.
01:16Well, you had to know him, especially Jimmy.
01:19That's his nature.
01:20You see, they're very good people.
01:22They just got in trouble for the wrong reasons.
01:24And that's the point I want to make in the film.
01:27If this goes to trial, we'll need to create some doubt.
01:30We need people to speak on your behalf and no one's willing to do that.
01:33Oh, there's going to be somebody.
01:34They're wondered.
01:35They're mentioned.
01:36You know what a mention is?
01:39That's what those boys are.
01:40You would do well to be more like them.
01:43You're boring.
01:44You, they're on the roof.
01:45What?
01:46What are you saying?
01:47You're on the roof.
01:48We need you to come down now.
01:49What?
01:50Are you my three?
01:51I'm sorry.
01:52I think it's my three.
01:53Are you the Goodmans?
01:54Yes.
01:55We're the Goodmans.
01:56I'm Sarah.
01:57This is my husband, Lester.
01:58Now, please, come down off the roof.
01:59I'm sorry.
02:00That's my three o'clock.
02:01Okay.
02:02I'll be there in a jiffy, okay?
02:03See, either you got it or you don't got it.
02:04And this kid, Virus, he sure don't got it.
02:05You know, Jimmy pretty much did the whole thing to impress me.
02:06I mean, he's just sort of driven by his love for me.
02:07And he's so gangly, you know?
02:08He's like a little family man.
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03:12I'm sorry to break it to you.
03:13You were born without the gift.
03:16Oh, sinner man.
03:20Can't you hear me say?
03:24Oh, God.
03:26Oh.
03:28So you're jealous.
03:29Yeah.
03:30You're jealous because I unleashed the music in me.
03:33Kill me.
03:35Somebody.
03:36Anybody.
03:37Please kill me.
03:39Alright, lights out.
03:43It means you.
03:45Oh, and whose bright idea was it to send those photographs to the police?
03:54They knew you were mocking them.